If you could move to any country in the world, why would it be Australia?
>>73178112
The challenge. Don't you like going to war with your own environment?
Also, will there be bullets in this new war, or will you be going at it with fishing poles?
I can't think of any good reason to go there, sorry
>>73178112
Australia is in my top 3
>>73178261
I find it offensive that you constantly refer to a fictional 'war' with the Emu
>>73178283
Do you mean that or are you just trying to hurt me?
>>73178112
>Not trying to kill you.
Yeah, that's just what that beady eyed fucker wants you to believe.
>>73178112
Your gun laws are too strict. I'd rather go to Switzerland.
>>73178112
What is that and where can I get four and put them in barber quartet costumes
I like Straya because it feels like home with less niggers
>>73178261
It's a cover for a government operation to secretly train the carp to stop boat people from entering our waters.
>>73178112
You can't fool me, Ocker. I'll bet that thing is a vector for the plague or some shit.
>>73178323
Be proud of your history began.
>>73178112
if you leave a fucking common pigeon in australia in 10 years it will most likely turn into a fucking stealth carnivore that eats human hearts
>>73178374
fewer niggers*
>>73178112
Idk shitposter but I heard you guys have water issues
>>73178527
Thanks
>>73178112
>You see? This ONE creature in Australia isn't trying to kill you
>>73178571
What do you mean by that? too much? not enough? poisonous?
>>73178112
Are Abbos legal to hunt?
Vegemite...?
>>73178962
The only humans to be legal for hunting in Australia are imageboard-posting faggots.
>>73178112
Because I am a masochist and I like to lose the rugby cup every four years
>>73178962
Absolutely, who will miss them?
>>73179002
It's a real food
>>73178962
Nah, you gotta say sorry to them though.
>>73179061
Some abos are actually pretty nice, they just don't have any work effort whatsoever. Hunter gatherer people with that mentality, gummint gives them everything so they don't bother going after more. Source - work with abos in NT
>>73178962
Depends what state you're in
>>73179198
That sounds pretty awful actually, why would you want to do that unless the money is phenomenally good?
>>73178323
Don't worry Germany also had a war with pests and they failed too
>>73179340
Whose fault?
>>73179340
And we're all worse off for their loss.
How's the vidya situation in Aussie? Is it the same area as Europe, kinda? Tbh I wouldn't mind importing from America.
>>73179124
Am srry ;_; pls forgive.
>>73179642
Bad, yes, good idea.
>>73179762
>$2 to $3 an hour
If you're not happy with that, leave your fucking place of work and get another job.
It's not my job to fucking pay you, it's your employer's.
>>73180172
That is a non-solution, mate.
Do not make me angry.
>>73178112
Australians are racist.
>>73180222
In that case there's another option.
Get a bunch of pitchforks, walk to the capital, and demand change.
Don't fucking whine about everything, christ.
>>73180172
Have fun with your food costs at restaurants. You think it's expensive now?
>>73180509
>restaurants
Please don't tell me you go out to eat so much that you can't handle a 40 dollar bill.
>>73178261
They are going to use some strand of herpes to kill the carps
Apparently it fucks them up pretty badly after 2-3 days.
Surely this won't backfire..
>>73180407
Po-..... You aren't even worth it.
>>73178261
>final solution!
oy vey
>>73178349
Really, it's just a big desert wasteland, and the other parts are either too hot or too densely populated to live in. The deadly creatures don't even need to exist for me to go nope.
>>73178112
Just because he can't, doesn't mean he isn't thinking about it.
>>73178112
doesn't that things bite cause your extremity to go numb for days?
>>73182972
You are exaggerating this to a massive degree.We have all kinds of different population layouts, just as many as you. Our most populous city is half as overpopulated as your average capital.
You are falling for memes that you have basically created in your head.
Want suburban areas with space for a family? South wollongong. Want even more room? Orange or Dubbo. Want a well made, interesting, and cultural center with a bustling night and day life? Sydney will do. Wan country living? Longreach to name one of the hundreds of steads.
tl;dr you know absolutely nothing about what you are talking about, like the typical American. Fucking retard.
>too hot
The problem isn't the heat, it's your sweating vagina.
>>73183604
Sorry that Australia is all you know. I guess you don't realize that not everyone wants to live in a urban coastal region or dry-as-fuck desert. There are other options, like Wyoming or Colorado in the US that Australia doesn't have.
>>73183988
There is a massive intermediate region you mongoloid.
Orange for example is far from a desert. Massive amounts of bushland on the east.
You are making this shit up. There isn't a thin belt of green filled by desert, it is massive chunks of green with a hell of a lot of desert in the middle.
You are such a dumb cunt. I thought it was just a meme that you "people" were bad a geography.
>>73180172
It's a crock of shit anyway. If they don't make more than minimum wage with tips over a pay period, they get the minimum
>>73184454
Well I'm actually pretty great at geography but I'm still being partially serious here. I realize there is some border region but of the places you've shown me, it's either suburban or looks like a desert. If I have to nitpick where I live in order to get a specific environment, then I might as well live somewhere where that type of place isn't rare.
Australia would be my third choice, after Canada. I'd miss seasons and snow too much.
I mean, can you even be white if you don't live somewhere where it snows?
>>73181982
Are you serious. So in a year or two they will have an entire population of carps that are immune to, and spread herpes.
>>73184797
The benefit is the nation itself. The environment is second to what your quality of life will be. It's fucking great here. It is far better that the majority of America.
Although some parts in the south are superior. And due to my lack of a sweating vagina I wouldn't mind the heat.
>>73178261
>final solution
>>73184890
>Canada over Switzerland
Literally why?
>>73178112
y'all got some fine mines down under
>>73178112
New Zealand, mate.
>>73185244
We are going to literally bait the karp with our shitposts so they will stop increasing our interest rates.
>>73178374
That's because it's full of fucking Brazilians.
WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING HERE. YOU HAVE BEACHES AND SUN IN BRAZIL.
>>73178112
How do you not know that the tiny creature carries a disease that will kill the human it touches in 10 years? Huh? HUH?!
>>73178112
I would move to Austrayan if I can have one of these farms without humans around in kilometers.
>>73179340
>>73178112
Been there mate.
Too hot. Too many stupid laws. Politics even more brain-dead/corrupt than US. Culture even more degenerate.
Must have been a nice place about 100 years ago, wish I could have seen it then.
>>73178112
I've always liked the place...always had a good time there talking to random people, laughing and learning. i just wish it wasn't so hot.
>>73179642
Expensive.
Then again, piracy in Australia is rampant and no one gives a fuck. Our courts wouldn't even let U.S. film producers sue us.
>>73185942
>Moving to a chink and poo in loo colony
Fuck no. You couldn't even pay me to visit that shithole called Australia again.
>>73180407
But that is your fault for not being white
>>73184890
It snows in Australia though...
Full of mormons but.
>>73188114
>So what did they take from you?
>Our film sir.
>So they broke in and nicked off with all the vidya tapes?
>Well no, they got it off the internet.
>Oh, well then don't you still have it?
>Yes, but he isn't allowed to have it
>Stop being such a sook mate, you get someone to watch ya shitty movie and he get's to own it, everyone wins, fuck outta my courtroom, and fuck outta my country.
>>73178112
It'd probably be Greenland.
>>73188121
>the_only_gun_australians_can_own.jpg
>>73188327
You have Mormons in Oz? Wow I feel bad for you guys then.
>>73178392
>boat people
Do you really have such a problem with seafaring immigrants?
>>73188979
>>73185134
>So in a year or two they will have an entire population of carps that are immune to, and spread herpes.
So don't have sex with a fucking fish.
>>73179762
>determining if you are going to tip before you receive service
single mother logic everyone.
>>73189055
Mormon guys are qt's though, I do fantasize about them when I see them out walking or riding their bicycles.
>>73189205
For real though, your gun laws are pretty fucking bad, m8. As much as I would prefer to move somewhere like Australia for the climate, your gun laws are worse than mine and I live in fucking New York of all states.
>>73178112
Because I live in Florida but there's not enough rocky and/or sandy desert here. Also not enough stuff trying to kill me. The alligators aren't nearly aggressive enough.
>>73189320
>Not having your cock embraced and then sucked into oblivion by a bottom feeding creature
>Needs to suck to get food
>Evolutionary adapted to give god tier blowjobs
Why live?
>>73189445
>Australia for the climate
Disgusting.
>>73190656
I'm fucking sick of snow, alright? Realistically I'd shoot for moving down south before going to another country, because that would have better weather as well as good funz laws.
>>73178112
No land taxes on your home.
Favorable climate with a lots of sun for electricity creation.
I get to punch a kangaroo in the cunt.
>>73190865
I hate heat. I'd never anywhere more southern than Indiana.
I want to move to Canada or Greenland.
>>73191390
You should consider Maine, it's a beautiful state.
>>73189445
There's a rather large push to get our gun laws loosened actually. Currently the only reason they haven't been is because our two major parties are in cahoots to keep them regardless of what the people want. However, Labor and Liberal are both at record low popularity, to the point they're trying to change laws so that smaller parties can't usurp them. There's half a dozen smaller parties getting minor seats that are all pushing for less gun laws.
Pic related, DIY AR-18.
>>73178112
>if you could move to any country
>why would it be Australia
it wouldn't be?
That's why I wouldn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXFZ2Yv38nM
>>73190946
>No land taxes on your home.
wut? We have 10% Stamp Duty on buying houses and rates on land.
>>73191523
I hope your situation improves with that, it's a fucking travesty that they've been able to abuse the public for so long over this. Just out of curiosity, do the major anti-gun parties trot out Port Arthur whenever pro-gun sentiments are expressed, and what is the general consensus regarding the authenticity of that incident?
>>73185238
For me your gun laws and nanny state/ burecracy feeling of being ruled over regardless if it truly exists or not is what turns me off from living there. Sorry bud Australia used to be great until you let the weak cunts completely take over government.
>>73178112
The worst part of being bitten by a venomous creature is knowing you're in Australia. That thing probably bites.
>>73178112
>the photographer was found dead at the scene
>autopsy reports suggest that something ruptured his intestinal wall from the inside out
>>73191974
They do but nobody really gives a shit about it. Port Arthur being a false flag has been spouted so loud so long that it's basically a national meme, it doesn't even matter if it really was or not anymore. The big thing is really that our ultra progressive shithole Melbourne, which is full of leftists, is now pushing America numbers when it comes to gun crime. All the muzzies are enriching the cancer and doing the rest of us a favor.
>>73178112
Because I want to learn from the greatest of shitposters
Pretty much don't have a choice.
The Aussie accent though..
You sound like American redneck crossed with low class British.
Even if you're talking about something intellectual it comes out sounding like you're completely retarded.
>>73192648
Yeah but you cunts all sound like girls.
>>73192492
The problem with that enrichment is that it'll make those cunts think that they need stricter gun laws instead of actually addressing the real issue.
>>73191893
Stamp duty on buying might be there, but that isn't a problem for me.
http://www.osr.nsw.gov.au/taxes/land#liability
>You may need to pay land tax if you own, or jointly own, any property in NSW that is not your principal place of residence (your home) or other exempt land as at midnight on 31 December and the total taxable value of your land is greater than the land tax threshold.
On a state specific site I read that your home is extempt from taxes, as long as you live in it.
>>73178112
Because despite having given up your guns, you may be the least cucked nation in the Anglosphere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNyx1O6panU
Many people I've grown up with emigrated when we were seniors in high school.
Its the most fucked up thing to see how Australian culture has changed them on Jewbook. They look happy Ill give them that but one thing I always notice is their eyes.
For some reason when people have lived in Australia for a bit they start opening their eyes 120% at all times. And it stays like this when they talk or do things.
Its like someone has put meth in the water supply or something
>>73188121
>Australians threatening gun use
>>73178112
I know at least a dozen people wanting to move/moving there
>>73178112
I would be safe from thermonuclear ww3.
>>73193796
You would.
>>73179762
Waiters will alway earn at least minimum wage. It's a completely stupid system because it is sexist and superficial.
>>73178112
i wouldnt change countries.
i'd move to alaska though
and im working on that
Had an internship there. I was expecting a nice country with cool people. But I was wrong. It's a great country with the greatest people.
Australia seem like a good place to level grind. What other parts of the world s high level?
