Say something good about your country, or patriotic for once in your miserable life.
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>>73164888
>trips
>fuck you
>>73164811
if americans don't post here, the thread will die
>>73164811
its nice and warm today
>>73164888
Can the mods ban this cunt for spamming?
We were the pioneers of discovery, if we continued we couldve even gonne to space
>>73164811
We created capitalism.
That's it, that's pretty much all the positive things I can think of about my country.
Fuck my life.
We're the best at hockey. But nice try in that gold medal game Latvia...
We're simply the greatest, most modest and humble yet superior nation. Also we invented and pioneered just about anything worth inventing and/or pioneering...
Food is cheap as fuck desu
Also has whore and drug trade
1. WON WW1 BABY
2. WON WW2 BABY
3. 1950-1980 ASIAN GENOCIDE BABY
4. 1980-PRESENT SHITSKIN GENOCIDE BABY
5. WENT TO THE MOON
6. KICKED BRITISH ASS...TWICE
Maybe the whole world should just submit to the greatness of America
>>73167276
We did that for you.
Beac... Oh wait no... Sharks...
Victorian hous.... Oh wait... Roaches...
Nice weath..... Oh wait... Cancer...
Natur.... I don't even know where to start.
Partii..... Lockout...
Emm...
Mate.
>>73167585
Was replying to the netherland guy
mah ww2
We were monarchs :^)
Nice scenery i suppose.
>>73167603
1 did pretty much nothing
2 after the british did all the work, (also, russians)
3...
4...
5 implying the russians didnt go first
6 with help from ze french
It's a nice place to hang around
we wuz kangz
>>73164811
We have a language that nobody can understand.
>>73164811
It's better than Africa
>>73164811
Everyman's rights
Refugees feel miserable and start to leave.
>>73164811
>tri moreta
2nd amendment.
>>73164811
>great public infrastructure
>laid-back police that doesn't take bribes or shoot random people
>easy to find a job you can live off
>few nogs (yet)
>Autobahn
>cheap high speed internet almost everywhere
>clean air and water
>passport allows you to travel most of the world easily
>polite people
>German university graduates are sought-after internationally
>all guns legal for hunting license holders, except full-auto.
>state has to give out license if you meet the requirements, no all-powerful government employee can cuck you out of it.
>>73168473
>allows mudslides to rape their women
>>73168473
Also free college
>wake up
>skin color is white
Best feel desu
Apartheid
We have patra one of the wonders of the world, and we are one of best tourst attractions in the middle east.
You will never have the artistic skills to make a painting out of sand.
Best, whitest country, I would die for this country without even a moment of doubt.
>>73168631
Are you actually white?
>>73164811
Mums ir skaisti svētki un patriotiski pasākumi, piem., Dziesmu Svētki utt
God damn do I love freedom
Not enough room to include everything. Although I have an equally large list of things I'm not proud about.
We used to rule the world...
The bill of rights is the greatest set of laws of all time
>>73168801
So did the romans, get over it my friend...
>>73164811
U.S was on the wrong side in WWII
>>73168713
We sell that shit in beaches here,watching the guys make them is so neat
got nice old buildings n shit
>>73168878
>>73168713
how do you guys prevent them from going to shit after being even lightly shaken
like glue or something?
>>73168960
Filled to the tap.
We made Guinness
>>73168846
Romans were thousands of years ago, we only fully gave up our empire 50-70 years ago.
You were our ally Portugal, you should be sympathetic
>>73168960
>>73169019
What Finnbro said.
Also when it's finished they put a bit of glue on the top
http://youtu.be/LDNCH-wV4YI Watch this
>>73169148
Thats why I called you friend ; )
>>73164811
Our soccer team is bretty gud.
I really wish there would be something different I could say about present day germany.
Still better than north korea.
>>73169024
And thank you for that, really. Guiness is more important to me than the american flag on the fucking moon.
About France, I'm very proud about our history. I know that, deep down, the french people is not cucked and will rise again in the next months. Everything in Paris is so tensed right now.
>>73168631
Post pic of hand
>>73164811
My country brought the world Justin Bieber, Nickelback, le Weed Man and Anita Sarkeesian.
Sorry man, I got nothing.
>Say something good about your country
>good
>your country
I wish I could famalam
I really really really love the nature here, especially during the summer.
It's not crazy like some weird ass jungle but it's calm, soothing. Peaceful.
Taking walks through the forest, around the lakes, up the hills.
Well, most countries got great outdoors but still.
>>73169505
You brought company of heroes dude its something
Rain is beautiful in my country
>>73169381
>Our soccer team is bretty gud
Indeed it is
>>73169728
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>>73169750
>>73168570
Didn't include free college, free schools, free daycare, free kindergardens, free healthcare and high standard of welfare cause those, along with open borders, are the cancers killing the country right now.
>>73169750
ONE - SEVEN
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>>73169825
Yeah,that's what i was referring to
>>73164811
the episode where he yacked after eating those shitlins was bretty gud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVxq5mvaIyY
We wuz a super power and shieet
>Great History
>Great Art during the Renaissance
>4th economic power in EU
>Set in the Mediterranean Sea, best place in world to live
>First EU country for IQ test (5th in the world after Asians)
>Food
>First place in the world for art.
We're keeping the migrants out of Europe and the scenery here is wonderful
>>73170262
>First place in the world for art.
Wut?
Wouldn't that be France?
>>73164811
I placed a mini flag on my car's antenna during our Independence Day. It looked okay and somehow made me into a cool-headed driver so I decided to keep the flag.
Family and girlfriend thinks it's embarrassing and asked me to take it off but I didn't.
Someone stole it tho.
>>73169166
>turning it upside down
AAAAAAAAAA
>>73167806
>1 - Gave the Germans an unequivocal reason to end the war on extremely unfavorable terms because they were that fucking scared of getting into a protracted fight with MUH FLAG
>2 - Fucking bankrolled The English AND The Russians while Hitler was thoroughly making them both huff their own farts. Also gave them both shitloads of arms and vehicles FOR FREE
3 - You don't think Mao, and Polpot were honestly doing all that shit on their own, DO YOU?
4 - *WORK IN PROGRESS - PLEASE CHECK AGAIN LATER*
5 - AND FUCKING FOUND ALIEN RUINS ON IT! MORE TO COME.... NEVER!
6 - Didn't JUST whip their ass. Whipped their ass AND embarrassed them so badly on the World Stage that they'll be perpetually butthurt about it for at least another 200 years.
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
>>73170398
>keeping migrants out of Europe
Then why are you still there?
>>73170426
Please. Moreover, lots of art in France were stolen in Italy by Napoleon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_World_Heritage_Sites_in_Italy
The food is great. Lot of flavours in our dishes as opposed to western, mediterranian or even middle eastern cuisine. Get called currynigger but I'd have a curry over bland, boiled veggies any day.
The most ethical constitution, theoretically.
Diversity. India is a subcontinent with a diverse geography, culture, languages, religion, but we all share a sentiment of nationalism, despite major cultural and even linguistic differences.
Tons of fresh water.
Great food and weather in most parts.
Tenacious, even if lazinees is a common disease here
>>73170615
I know that,but if the art is in France then wouldn't France be the place to go even if they stole it?
I went to the Louvre last year and fucking everything is there
>>73170633
Diversity isn't a plus, m8.
>>73164811
Australia vs Nz
16-0
Still going
Mad cunts!
objectively the best country in the entire world
ALMOST WIPED OUT THE JEWS DURING HELLENISTIC TIMES
STEALING FROM JEWS AND PROMISING
THEM THAT WE'LL RETURN THEM ONE DAY(LOL)
HELLENISTIC TIMES BEST TIMES
WE FUCKED PERSIAN SHIT UP SO MANY TIMES IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY
GOD-TIER CUISINE
STEP UP YOUR GAME FAMALAMARINO
Good cuisine, geography, architecture, weather...
>>73170633
>I have to over season my food because all our meat is spoiled from being a 3rd world shit hole
fifty
>>73167353
We globalized slavery, that was a good time.
>>73170633
>Lot of flavours in our dishes as opposed to western, mediterranian or even middle eastern cuisine
Thats because your main ingredients are as bad as you can get by eating them. The overuse of spices doesnt make your cuisine better.
That said, you got a great and diverse cuisine tradition, not all is shit about it.
We have the remants of a good social system, our country rurality is gorgeous and we have tons of monuments with lots of History, our fois is great and we are smarter than most on some social issues
But now that I think about it seriously, there's too many things my country has done that were achievements in another state.
If us Americafags are going to be impartial with this, then we should really say something good about the state we live in.
Since I'm in the most forgettable state in the country, I'll let you guys take a guess....
My state is a fucking paradise for gemstones, especially up north. You spend enough time digging around in the right areas, and you can make thousands on one rock. I need to get around to doing it more often, but I live in the shitty Mormon infested southern part of the state.
We also have pretty amazing people here, even if they've been perpetually tricked into supporting out of state corporate interests that all too frequently fuck them over.
we removed kebab
>>73164811
Gay propoganda is banned
Still capable of annexing shit.
Nation seem to slowly recover from damage done by late communists.
>>73170909
Classical times best times
the best country in the world to live in :-)
Well, we owned half the world once.
>>73170830
I think you never went to Uffizi, or Vatican Museums.
The point is anon, that Louvre has lots of art, but in Italy every single village has pieces of art: in every little village there is a catholic church and in every catholic churches there are always lots of art.
>>73171233
If frozen herring is your favorite food, then maybe.
Archer
Rick and Morty
BIll Burr and Louis C K
1st World
English
Trump
Guns
Alamo
Tendies
Real Racism
Clean Water
Toilets
Free Speech
we come up with some pretty good ideas
>>73171327
>tendies
Κεk
>>73171327
Yeah, but say something good about your state now.
>>73171396
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My state of mind is semi stable.
We're usually pretty polite and friendly, we have a vast, beautiful, untouched wilderness.
Stuff like this always gets me. Not to say no other country would do this, but still...
https://youtu.be/mHSaHRd4Q48
Unfortunately all that Canadian warmth and friendliness will be gone soon. Real Canadians will be outnumbered my mudskins soon...
George Carlin was born here
The only country in the world that actually knows how to make good beer
>>73171396
Prince finally died here..
>>73171557
(You)
Make way for the Czechs and Germans (and Americans and Canadians defending their pisswater)
>>73171396
but I live in Ohio
>>73169452
You destruction for giving birth to postmodernism
>>73171557
Name one good beer in your country, si tu plait.
Belgian Beer is like sex on the beach..It's fucking close to water.
I want Hitler back
>>73171794
I want the plague back.
>>73164811
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>>73164811
americans always say good things about america. and americans are always a huge critic of america. so i'm not sure where to go from here... so i'll say something about Opie. your flag is absolutely disgusting. since your a baltic bro, you must be an ok country though.
>>73171776
Leffe is close to water?
>>73168143
ayyyy WE wuz tri moreta N shit
>>73171776
You probably have brain damage from drinking that piss poor excuse for a drink that you americans call "Beer"
>>73170847
It is. It's refreshing to learn about different customs and practices. Having friends from different backgrounds and celebrating their festivals with them and celebrating happiness together...diversity is gr8, m8.
>>73172739
Rajesh have you visited designated shitting street today? You seem full of the stuff.
Low crime rate I guess.
Most beautiful country in Europe ,with the most diverse sceneries. Rich and vibrant history.
Food is awesome because of the huge number of traditional dishes and products
>>73171776
For everything that could be said against Belgian beer ,surely tasteless would be the last thing that would come to mind.
>>73172887
Britain soooo much better than you, it's a beautiful country, with diverse sceneries as well, making hedgewalls and tending the earth so well that it looks like agricultural heaven.
English beer, is by far, the best.
>>73172835
>I'm ahmed.
>I have a loo.
>>73173052
I like Britain (especially the south west part of the country ,near Wales) but truly it doesn't compare to the Alps ,French Basque country ,Auvergne ,the Mediterranean coast,Picardie ,the Medoc, the Jura or the based Perigord
>>73171776
enjoy your imported jupiler while i'm drinking a tasteless 9° triple fermentation Trappist
>>73172887
>Reasons to live
>Blank piece of paper
???
Honest, hard working and a rich developed society because of this.
>>73164811
Best country in latinoamerica in every possible way
