Leave Trump to me
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2016/05/jon-stewart-return-to-tv-presidential-election
>>73147684
>dude republicans lmao
This is going to ruin his career, he's not suited to a modern media environment, and he's definitely not up to the kind of return fire he'd get from Trump and his supporters.
>>73147684
You just can't trust a nigger like Trevor Noah to do a white man's job.
>Stewart is returning.
Kick ass yes yes yes.
>On HBO.
Fucking monkey's paw strikes again!
Wonder what he's so mad about???
>he was named :)
>>73147684
>leave Trump to me
Says the faggot that's already packed his bags for when Trump wins.
>Leibowitz
>>73148206
>White
>>73147684
Oh wow, are we gonna get to see Trump Stump this faggot next?
THAT will be something to see.
![MW-BP871_stewar_MG_20131126093145[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BQl5VCy.jpg "MW-BP871_stewar_MG_20131126093145[1].jpg")
>>73147684
>>73149035
>Make Jon Leibowitz Again
hahahahaha
I hope Trump brings up brother Larry
Pepe has a new challenger, we're going to make memes great again.
>>73147684
>>73147684
And me.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/keith-olbermann-return_us_56f5a93ae4b0143a9b4847d9
>>73147684
>audience is brain dead liberal stoners who would have never voted Trump
I wonder who OP is?
>>73147684
bring in the Jews motherfuckers, this Trump character is TOAST
I'm not even surprised anymore or even questioning whether or not once again I'll see someone go under the unstoppable 4 story tall industrial combine also known as "Donald Trump's machine that he drives over people's careers" but I'll still laugh when it happens
The globalist SJW jews are going to go RABID in effort to stop Trump... BE PREPARED TO FIGHT BACK with facts and reality
MAGA
L E I B O W I T Z
>>73149862
you just can't make this shit up
http://www.marketswiki.com/wiki/Lawrence_Leibowitz
>>73149035
Yes! the beginning of the Drumpf movement!
>>73151223
Reminds me that Jon actually went on a rant that her mother can't understand the stock market and can't hope to retire peacefully like most Americans, expect his fucking jew brother was the CCO of the NYSE at the time
>>73151223
That man is terrifyingly intelligent. Holy shit.
>>73147684
>le dumbfounded expression man
memes have evolved
he's from the past
we will out-meme him easily
>>73148693
At least we know no one will watch it since its on HBO
>>73149035
BTFO by an aware alpha male who isn't drinking the milk. Trump is mastering their own game.
This will be the end of Trumps campaign.
>INCREASINGLY NERVOUS MAN
>>73149862
Hopefully Trump can destroy this obnoxious kike puppet once and for all. I'm real sick of his liberal retard shit.
>>73147684
with Kek's help the man frog will prevail.
I like Stewart.
>>73147835
This he was only able to survive with Bush. He was like a bully making a living by stealing a retard's lunch money. No skill.
>>73150133
subtle/10
>>73147684
>It’s early yet, but polls have Clinton easily outstripping Trump and most outlets concede that Trump is not really a credible threat to her
when will the denial end?
>>73151576
Prolly cant understand how to hold so many sheckles
>>73147684
So is this bringing out the "big guns"? All the more power the Trump I hope he wins because if he does these people would look like complete tools and I hope he does loosen up libel laws just to fuck with them even further.
>>73152579
This, he was pre-meme era, it was in its infancy with ebaums n such
>>73147684
Japan predicted this years ago
Just replace Trump with Yoshikage Kira
>Clinton arrested
>Sanders has a heart attack
>Jon Stewart runs vs Trump
>>73153285
How are you able to type with that cock in your mouth?
>>73148206
He's a kike
>white
Trump knows his true identity
he has tweeted about mr jons real last name
>>73147835
He was smart for retiring right before liberals went full retard.
>>73147684
>Jewfag didn't come out against $Hillary during the primary, his opinion is shit
Man these Trumpets are really shaking in their boots. Stewart is going to destroy Trump just like he destroyed Bush.
It's over Trumpets. You can't compete with the wit of Stewart. Your God emperor is going to become a laughing stock lmfao.
>>73147684
You're old news, Leibowitz. John Oliver's got this.
Oh, wait...
guys , jews are bringing back their big guns
its war. people really are that dumb that they'll believe whatever jon stewart tells them
my brother in law went full democrat and blue pilled watching his show. it was a terrible loss
>>73147684
Can't wait to see how hard he's gonna Shill for Hill.
>>73147684
We should make an image called "Bosses of the 2016 Presidential Election" and associate each Dark Souls boss with a particular person.
For instance, Jeb would be Asylum Demon and Kasich would be pinwheel.
Jon Stewart would be some low-rent boss that you can skip, like moonlight butterfly.
>>73154322
I mean technically you can skip moonlight, but divine weapons are pretty helpful for the caverns. Those skeletons become fucking annoying.
>>73154430
Kill Jon Stewart and the knock-offs like Colbert and Mr. Current Year become easier.
And I guess Trump is the Centipede Demon.
I thought Leibowitz retired from his show so he could go join get paid to be a political advisor for Hillary's campaign
oh wait
>>73154322
Who would be Smough/Ornstein, Rubio/Cruz?
>>73153934
>>73154038
> oh man, the jews are really gonna destroy Trump, like they destroyed their shabbos goy controlled opposition dubya Bush
They are welcome to try.
>>73154430
Just run past them to the necromancers, you fucking ninny.
>>73147684
Trump has to fire one warning shot across his bow by mentioning his brother, and leibowitz will go running back into his hole
>>73154322
Leibowitz is nothing without his writers who all went to Trevor Shoah. The retard himself has a very limited understanding of the world, he actually thought Greece and Germany would go war a few years back.
>>73153934
>instead of donald drumpf how about ronald rump?
>has a picture of trump with ronald mcdonald hair and a big round baboon ass
>also stewart looks at the image and giggles
HAHAHAHA 10/10 YOU SURE SHOWED HIM
>>73153934
Trump isn't mocking people. The world is over that. Americans want facts, not diversions. He will have no viewers.
>>73154322
>Kasich is pinwheel
>you can choose to fight Pinwheel later in the game and end up killing him in one or two hits
Lol
>>73154322
The Bed of Chaos is Cruz because he had the toughest ground game and was controlled by jews behind the scenes.
>>73153285
It was only cool in highschool, same with Cuckbert.
>>73154322
Trump is Giantdad.
>>73153548
Not until Trump demolishes her
>>73154711
Cruz and Firiona
Ok what kind of skill does he even bring, at least Trumps a billionaire entrepreneur. All I see is a comedian
>>73153548
I don't take the polls seriously, and won't until the first debate.
>>73148693
Yeah, and its not even main HBO, its 15 minute webclips for their online thing
>>73150133
subtle, yet satisfying.
>>73155179
>>73155202
Taurus Demon is Nate Silver
Belfry Gargoyles are the writers at NRO and NYT
>>73154322
Who should Shapiro be?
>>73155785
>turncoat cunt who ends up fucking himself over
Lautrec.
>>73154756
>http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2016/05/jon-stewart-return-to-tv-presidential-election
>Shoah
Oh lordy
>>73155785
darkwraith invader with a drakesword who gets BTFO
>>73154322
Fiorina is Chaos Witch Quelaag, only with a wrinkled torso.
>>73148206
was just reminded of the Jews protesting outside Zundels house chanting "BURN HIS WHITE ASS DOWN"
>>73154322
Gravelord Bernie
>>73153738
Ehh, he ushered in the full-retard liberal era.
If they didn't have that smug, self-satisfied, above-you-all demeanor to mimic, they'd actually have to deal with facts and stuff that's too hard to understand.
He's the template for the modern SJW. He did it well, though. I have to admit that. But Bush was child's play because he actually was terrible.
Trump is good. Jew Stewart jumped the shark in his last 4-5 seasons. Trump wins, and the meme wars will continue until he's in office.
>>73156069
Because he's already dead? Nice.
>>73147684
Here, I archived it for you, you stupid fucking shilling faggot.
http://archive.is/XP4DY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LITERAL
FUCKING
HAS
BEEN
it just proves his worthless replacements, all of them, have been worthless in garnering the same kind of power Stewart had in his heyday
But there's literally nothing stewart can say. it's all the same bits, just like he had for Bush ("eh-he!"). Drumpf, orange, small hands. That's it.
Now I think about Megyn Kelley is more Chaos Witch Quelaag.
I guess Gwyn is fucking FDR or something.
>>73153733
Imagine a fucking trump interview
"Well Mr Leibowitz..."
"I don't know Mr. leibowitz"
"The walls gonna be huge, believe me, Leibowitz..."
>>73156425
Gwyn would be Hillary, due to being the final boss of the election. And basically the head representative of the establishment that lead lordran/america into ruin.
>>73148693
>>73153285
Look. No one is being paid to shill for Hillary. It's a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt to smear her campaign. It's time for honest Jon to set the record straight.
>>73156547
Nah, Hillary would be Gaping Dragon.
>>73147835
Very much this. While I did enjoy watching his show for keks years back it really doesn't take much skill or actual political knowledge to do what he does.
>take fox news qoute out of context
>edit in some other stupid shit
>throw in some ad hominem for good measure
>grin smugly because you just won a debate with an edited piece of news footage and you're making bank
That X1 for every writer he had working for him.
It just ain't gonna work this time.
>>73156190
he also doesn't realize that trump actually does have cross support. He's not a Bush. bush hates him.
What's he gonna fucking do? Another 20 minute episode ala Current Year? What good did that fucking do?
Make fun of his taco bowl tweet? Everybody else already did! In a post-daily show world, EVERYONE'S their own personal Jon Stewart or correspondent in their own heads. Everyone's a pundit. Everyone's a comedian. Everyone's a critic.
>>73150133
That's great actually anon
It's going to be like Boondock Saints 2. Same faces, new writers, and devoid of all the lightning it once had wielded.
>>73156784
True that. And the Daily Show's heyday was during the bush years. Bush's appearance/mannerisms as well as his neocon policies were so fucking easy to mock. And even then, it's not like Stewart prevented Bush from getting a second term or anything.
The republicans' weakness is that they care so much about appearing respectable and appeasing the libcuck media that they never ever fight back when being shit-talked 24/7. Bush stood around for 8 straight years of mockery and never once delivered any bantz in return. But Trump is a totally different beast. He's not a wet noodle punching bag. You mock him, and he destroys you. He'll be negotiating international deals while simultaneously shitposting on twitter. It'll be glorious.
>>73156547
Hillary is 4kids, Soros is Kaathe.
>>73156784
Even mocking GWB failed. They misunderestimated him. The smugness just turns people off from liberalism.
>>73156784
Yeah, the formula has been so played out, most of us can do it ourselves. It's a dialect of political discourse that most people have learned by now.
Besides, the Bush II era of Republican politics was entirely different than today. Republicans were all mimicking Reagan, and trying to present themselves as serious, articulate, and even aristocratic. Like a bunch of wannabe William F Buckleys.
Trump threw that shit out the window. Everyone knows he dumbs down his speech. Everyone knows he makes simple, goofy jokes and plays fast and loose.
Now it's the democrats who are trying to be deep thinkers. They all want to seem like thoughtful, wise elders who can see through the bullshit. It's the Left that looks like fools now.
It's gonna be hard to make fun of Trump when Hillary is clearly the joke candidate.
do great events happen every hundred years ?
>>73157230
>He'll be negotiating international deals while simultaneously shitposting on twitter. It'll be glorious.
It will be like when ISIS and the other sand niggers they were fighting were tweeting to each other.
>>73157230
He said he'll g-give up twitter if he wins the presidency. . .
>>73157417
>Yeah, the formula has been so played out, most of us can do it ourselves. It's a dialect of political discourse that most people have learned by now.
Exactly. DemsRRealRacist is actual conservative satire, not Colbert.
But it's just how people think and process the news now. Everybody's Jon Stewart now. You even have a bunch of journalists and amateurs doing the exact same shit on youtube too. Going on cable is a demotion if anything. Nobody watches Trevor. Nobody watched Wilmore. Nobody watches Colbert, even. And everyone knows a short weekly dose of Oliver is just a shadow of the legendary griphold Stewart+Colbert had on the youth in their heyday. They're all past their primes.
>Now it's the democrats who are trying to be deep thinkers. They all want to seem like thoughtful, wise elders who can see through the bullshit. It's the Left that looks like fools now.
the left are the cultural establishment now.
You have to give cucks like moore and TDS credit, back in the day, I don't remember anti-iraq war stuff wasn't as prevalent. They were "hip", appealing to the youth with humor, railing against the stuffy elitist establishment. It was a good framing for them.
But now they're that same establishment. Everyone in the media agrees with them now. They're all making the exact same jokes, saying the exact same political opinions, and all of society nods in agreement. They are arrogant and hate 'fun' because their ideology is all about 'not being offensive'. They're grown complacent, boring, and uncreative in their thrones of total power. They're like the edgy stand-up comics who later puts on a sweater for a cucked family sitcom career instead.
Trump is the actual counter-culture this time. And counter-culture is always funnier.
>>73153548
When will this meme end.
Iv'e already banked, backing trump win the nomination at and odd of 3.1 back in February.
the odds are now at 3.0 from him to win the presidency. I'm all over it.
Easiest money in my entire life.
>>73158419
damn dude how much you win?
How were you so sure he would win?
>>73149167
C O N F I R M E D
Based jew comedy god
>>73158566
didn't win much, (i'm from portugal, i'm poor) made 100 euro bet, profited 200 euro.
I basically saw his rallies compared to the ones of Jeb, Cruz and Rubio, saw the poll, listened to what Michael Savage had to say, and accounted for what I'm seeing here in Europe, a big shift from the globalist left, to the nationalist right, knowing damn well that the main media is lying, and it is still the main source of info for establishing the odds, so many people are being misinformed.
And thought to myself: There are only 3 possible candidates that might win: Trump, Rubio or Cruz. From all the info i'm collecting, Trump seems the favorite to win of those 3, so the odds for him to should be at 2.8 to 2.9 and not 3.1.
>>73157894
>Creation of Wall.jpg
You have done well country we liberated in '83
>>73157191
Underrated post from weird flag
>>73147684
How much you want to bet that Trump wins him over? Any takers?
But Trump supporters don't even watch liberal satire shows; honestly, it'll just be another echo chamber and clips will be put up online, but hosted almost solely on ... liberal news sites with an agenda, so what's the point?
I know my vote is not any more important than anyone else's. That being said I was not even going to vote as the entire process is a fucking joke. Trump is a buffoon but I fucking love him. Going to vote out of pure spite for the SJW left. Hope it all burns down , fuck this country we get the leader we deserve.
Don't take me as anti trump I am just done with everything, hope he wins and makes life hell for the left.
>>73156723
But he ruined the daily show to begin with anon. It was funny before he came on, he made it a shit show.
>>73161658
It was actually a pretty fun show with Craig Kilborn. Pretty much stopped watching it after he left. That seems like another lifetime ago now.
>>73148206
>Liebowitz
>white
>>73150133
ayy
I find it funny that Stewart was literallt the king of political satire, but he ended his over decade-long run RIGHT at the beginning of the biggest American political season ever.
Bad move.
>>73150133
I like this.
>>73162180
What ever happened to the movie he directed? The thing he worked on during retirement?
>>73147684
This guy is going to get fucking rek't
He is dabbling in a level of meme magic that is far over his head
>>73147684
How based would it be if stewart comes out in favor of trump.
The assblasting would be of galactic proportions
I was just thinking they'd make him do this.
Jon Stewart is just some fucking moron who made his fame by bashing on George W Bush for years until it became irrelevant.
He doesn't even know the difference between deficit and debt.
>>73148693
>monkey paw
kek
>>73150133
kek approves
and so do i
>>73156190
Pretty much this. He's responsible for the "lel Faux News" meme.
Liberal voters have gotten complacent. Hilary isn't gonna mobilize people like trump will and they know it, so they have to dust off the king of "DUDE REPUBLICANS LMAO" humor to try and stop trump.
I always kind of thought Stewart got out when he did because he knew what he was doing was not edgy anymore and that the left was just on the edge of going complete fucking retard. Maybe he's not as smart as I thought he was.
>>73163853
>Maybe he's not as smart as I thought he was.
He literally said he was getting out because there would be nothing different about this election.
Jon Stewart was a good guy. He helped set up the weird liberal disaster we have today but I think anyone who saw a lot of him would admit he was an excellent debater and knew how to solidly back up his points when he wasn't making jokes.
I'll leave this here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFQFB5YpDZE
>>73163853
Bush was a gold mine of comedic material. Not just in his policies but anytime he opened his mouth.
With Obama there just wasn't anything hilarious happening.
>>73164066
Jon was the last comedic talk show type guy to criticize the left occasionally that I saw. Not so much his last year but a few years back he made some jokes about Obama and all that.
And to be fair, we all knew he was going to be left leaning and his show would be left, but at least he did so much, much better and comprehensibly than pretty much every other "politics are so funny" talk show host like him today.
>>73164051
The bush administration had to give birth to someone like Stewart in the same way 8 years of Obama had to produce someone like trump. Bush was awful, everyone knows it, and Stewart did a good job of driving that point home. It might have been low hanging fruit but I'll always sort of have fond memories of watching Stewart mock bush when I was in high school. It's undeniable the whole liberal comedy news thing is completely stale in today's political climate though.
There's just not a single thing funny about "DUDE REPUBLICANS LMAO" anymore
>>73158127
>DemsRRealRacist
I like how that one man
>is actual satire
>doesn't bleed through his smugness lie Colbert and Stewart
>is actually funny
>>73161994
it really is
Especially considering how not many people even know Craig Kilborn hosted it before Stewart
>>73164051
12:34 is where it gets brutal though. He's just so fired up..
>>73153988
>be John Oliver
>maybe if I shout 'Drumpf' loud enough he'll hear me
>doesn't realize Trump is God Emperor and does not bother himself with the shit talk of mere humans
