on Carp
>>73118903
Here we go again...
>>73118903
They are in alliance with the Emus.
Australia needs to stop warring animals.
>>73118903
They should send in the Australian kiwis, I hear they're natural enemies of carp.
>>73118903
Gas the Karp! Species war now!
>>73118903
ib4 they surrender and don't even dent the population
>>73119006
Ah yes, the great Emu/Carp alliance of 2008. Took the Aussies long enough.
>>73118903
They are jealous of carp success.
They are blaming the carp for their own shortcomings.
10 bucks says Australia takes another causality during their second war on animals.
>>73118903
Why exactly??
Don't they remember the last fiasco?
Anyhow GAS THE CARPS SPECIES WAR NOW
Time to give some Ausies PTSD.
YOU
LOST
O
S
T
>>73118903
Fucking savages.
>In recent news, 10,000 Australians have now drowned trying to combat the ever increasing Carp
OY VEY REMEMBER THE 6 TRILLION GOYIM! NEVA FORGET THE CARP HOLOCAUST
>>73119319
>10 bucks
So 5 actual dollars?
Throw in a pint of syrup and you have a wager
>>73118903
The virus will end up culling the human population. Good job Australia.
>final solution
>FINAL SOLUTION
that's real evil
>>73119492
how low will they go..
*use splash attack*
This will not end well. $20 on aussies poisoning their own water supply.
>>73119653
So they're going to fuck fish?
>>73119653
Oh for fucks sake.
>>73118903
You guys are gonna have a field day when you find out how we're gonna eliminate them.
War's war, son.
>>73118903
"Final Solution"
this pleases me.
>how can Australians even compete
>>73118903
>BREAKING NEWS: Melbourne has been submerged and taken by the carp
>Local man called me a cunt and said "they had it coming".
>>73119676
They're literally releasing herpes in the water.
Even if it's "fish herpes" wouldn't he surprised if it mutates to humans.
![cba[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/sgLU2Wg.png "cba[1].png")
>>73119731
>Memes becoming real or force history to repeat
What time to be fucking alive
>>73119653
TIME FOR THE ZYKLON BAIT
>the rest of us have to be careful to not render animals extinct
>Aussies are so bad at killing things that they have to get the military involved
How does that even happen to a nation where every single person is a descendant of a filthy degenerate convict? Shouldn't they be better at killing stuff then the rest of us?
>>73118903
>final solution
Confirmed for Fourth Reich
>>73119731
Well that's one way to give them herpes
>>73118903
Are you trying to drown your entire military? This will go just as well as the Emu war
We have advanced our warfare tactics since the day of the emus this time it will be biological warfare we plan to cull the fish by injecting Herpesvirus into the population.
>>73118903
First they came for the abbos
and none cared
Then they came for the jews and no one cared
Then they came for the Carps...
>>73118903
Carpe Diem
>>73118903
Death toll
Carp 1k
Austrians 10 by friendly fire
Haven't you learned the wildlife is more powerful than your army, yet?
> based 'banter, thanks for making a normal /pol/ thread.
>Final Solution
uhhhhhh
>>73119653
UUUUUHHHHH
Ok, why don't they just let people bow fish them, take the dead fish and give them to farmers. The carpet are there for a reason, management is key.
Last night I netted a bunch of suckers(another ruff fish related to the carp), I eat the small ones and chop up the big ones for my gardens...
Dumb fucking convicts
>>73120000
Oh fuck. Aussie repeating meme of emu war? Whats next? Nazism is globally accepted?
>>73120142
you son of a bitch
>>73119915
>>the rest of us have to be careful to not render animals extinct
If you catch fish, they win.
>>73120169
>implying that would be a problem
>>73118903
>Final Solution
>Final Solution
Oy vey, it's another shoara.
>>73120229
Based convict
Hey, Ausfucks, rember the emu war?
Remember how well that worked out?
What the fuck are you doing?
>>73120302
The Holocarp
>Carp herpes kills a few hundred carp
>Herpes mutates into new strain of super herpes capable of killing humans
>Carp develop immunity
>A few Australians are also killed by exploding trees
>>73118903
Why does Australia keeps fighting fucking animals ?
>Trying to wipe out an introduced species with a virus
We fucking tried that once already and it didn't work.
>>73119800
It'll mutate into air born ebola.
>>73119319
It's their fourth war actually.
Two against the emus, they lost both.
One against rats that they won. 100 million dead, $70 million lost
https://youtu.be/r3RLmErp43k
The mice even molested the first lady of Australia, Terri Irwin, in front of her husband.
https://youtu.be/BqEVA3wKe2s
>>73120719
Because they think that eventually they'll win one by blind luck
>>73120719
They're bored and nobody else cares enough to go to war with them.
>>73120724
Aboriginals?
Will you fight beside us my brothers?
>>73118903
We biological warfare now.
This is just a warm up for our conflict with Indonesia.
>>73120431
>>73118903
>>73118903
Final solution to the carp problem
>>73120751
You're forgetting the time they waged biological warfare on rabbits.
>>73120562
>killed by exploding trees
Don't forget about that tumbleweed.
>>73120724
really AUS is like the worst of USA and UK put together
are you aware you're laughed at by almost everyone?
>Emu Wars 2.0
A CHALLENGER APPROACHES
>>73120300
>implying i didnt hope for this to happen.
>Final Solution
>>73121001
At least we don't run from war.
>>73120719
They want to shitpost on nature's gene pool.
>>73118903
Goddamit Australia didn't you learn anything from the great war of the emu?
>>73118903
>final solution
OY
VEY
>>73120410
This time we're fucking them instead of shooting them. See, it's really hard to shoot straight when you're drunk, and the average Australian is drunk all the time. BUT, it's really easy to fuck something you will later regret fucking when shitfaced.
We've thought about it this time.
>>73120719
Imagine living in a place where every single animal is out to kill you, day and night.
You'd want some revenge too, wouldnt you? Thats why they are taking it out on the carp. Easy prey (on paper, but in a real war scenario anything can happen) and with any luck it will send a message to the rest of the animal kingdom.
Australian politics are hard to understand at first, but it becomes a lot clearer when you realise just how deep the rift between them and the animals run. This is why Tony Abbot wanted to destroy the great barrier reef, but the peace-loving leftie parties stopped him.
IT BEGINS AGAIN
>>73118903
>final solution
>>73120751
Why don't they just release CO2 into the building that will pool near the ground and smother the mice?
>>73118903
watch this turn into another cane toad shitshow
>>73121012
that's a cassowary you dumb fucken dog
>>73118903
Where were you when Australia committed a genocide against fish?
I was in the living room
>Carp are kill
>no
>>73120751
the rabbits also kicked their ass. and the kangaroos took over their golf course. don't forget steve was killed by a stingray.
the carpocaust never happened
>>73118903
carp is trash, all bone filled, i say good riddance to rubbish invasive fish.
>>73120997
Actually that virus wasn't supposed to be released.
Whoops.
Why do we kill invasive species?
Isn't this evolution in motion?
We should let the based carp destroy the weak beta native fishlets.
>>73121654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvlWQyvEI38
I wish we kept the rabbits out.
>>73120751
God damnit. I miss Steve.
THe great carp holocaust of 2016
Fug
>>73121740
Why do we stop illegal immagrints?
Isnt this evolution in motion?
We should let the based mexicans out-breed the beta native whites
>>73121654
Australia is kill.
Never forget.
>>73118903
>final solution
Remember the 6 gorillion
Also why carp and not something that actually kills people?
>Can't kill a small weak bird
>Have to resort to genociding super small fishes
Just stop, you're just embarrassing yourselves even further, just let it go
>>73121945
I see what you did there.
Stay classy
>>73121454
>this triggers the bogan
>>73120751
>>73120997
>>73121654
>>73121922
They also fought a war against cane toads.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cane_toads_in_Australia
>>73122303
>a small weak bird
I don't think you know what an emu is. Perhaps you mistook it for Turkey, the small weak bird that Europe can't kill?
>>73118903
>final solution
oh voy how antisemetic better call my lawyer
>>73121250
Ebola Chan: The Resurrection
>>73118903
>Final Solution
>>73122303
Who are you again? kek
>>73119789
>I can't believe you saw these pictures and still question the 66 gorillion
>>73122482
>European and americans hunted mammoths down to extinction
>Failstralians can't even win a war against small stupid weak birds
>>73119513
>australians
>drown
Pick one. Only immigrants and tourists drown.
>>73118903
Will they use Emu's to kill the carp?
>>73118903
sell em to china
>>73118903
Pretty sure the carp will win
>>73122833
0/10 try again Sealand
>>73122766
But there were only 60 million buffalo in America at the time
>>73122833
Call me when you get Constantinople back from the Turkey.
>>73122883
They will ride them into battle.
>>73121834
I wish you'd kept the rabbis out
>>73119653
>herpes mutates into zombie AIDS
>dumb Strayan catches one and eats it
>after less than a day of incubation, turns zombie
>eats family
>the entire family eats and infects neighborhoods
>1 week after the epidemic, Straya is now Zombieland
>some dumb tourists from all over got infected somehow and takes back the virus to their own continents
>zombie apocalypse begins
>less than a month later, 90% of humanity are zombies
I've always wanted to see a zombie apocalypse.
>>73123080
>Mammoths hunted to extinction using wooden sticks
>Failstralians can't even kill small weak birds with guns
It's time to stop
>>73123217
>emus will ride the bogans into battle
>>73120229
SAVAGE
This isn't a laughing matter. I fought in the great Cane Toad War to protect the freedom and crops (mainly crops) of the Australian people.
I always thought this is some kind of joke!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
>>73119609
>So 5 actual dollars?
DELETE THIS
So begins the Holocarp
>>73123398
you're welcome
>>73123552
Emus are sill taking their losses very seriously
>>73120142
kek
>>73121344
this
>>73123707
kek
>>73120156
It is pretty much unrestricted how you can fish for carp. We have an environment that is very conducive to them dominating. We are talking about millions of fish here in a country with a low population density. I know places where you could fish for a day and fill the back of a truck with carp and still not dent their population in the area.
The Cane Toads are going to tame the carp as mounts and Kamakaze them into the underwater cooling lines of Auatralian nuclear power plants while the emus act as ground troops to prevent intervention from the surface until the reactors overheat and go critical.
RIP Australia.
>>73119847
so they were aussies in that video
doesn't Australia have like three literal man eating predators?
what the fuck did carp do to them?
>>73124911
I'll miss those cunts tbqh
>>73118903
The Allied powers will not stop us.
We will get it right this time.
>>73125205
>what the fuck did carp do to them?
they ran the australian economy into the ground by covertly taking over the banks and media.
The Abbo war on Fish
>tfw Americans don't know about the army of kek that has maintained control over Australia for decades
>>73125395
Couldn't the cane toads get you high or some shit? Or is that some other toad.
>>73118903
They couldn't even beat emus.
Why does Straya even bother? The land is 95% uninhabitable shit and the other 5% is filled with dangerous animals and overpriced video games.
>>73118903
I want to go carp fishing so I can kill them with a knife.
they're a disgusting nearly inedible species and ruin ecosystems
>>73118903
>Final Solution to Eliminate
>>73125501
the code of the matrix has been altered
>>73125205
They're the fall guys for REAL amphibian terror.
No I won't go back to /x/.
The world has got to know.
>>73119611
Yeah, you idiots said the same thing when we bred super frogs to kill bugs.
That went fine. Don't worry about it m8.
>>73125641
The Abbos were exploring space n' shit till whitey came along..
>>73119800
Like it matters. 90% of Australians already have it.
>>73122833
we won the war against the thylacine though
>>73123463
You're probably right.
>>73125822
you're right
javascript:quote('73118903');
good. i hate fish
>>73118903
>The Final Solution to the Carpish Question
o-oy gefish
>>73125822
Cane Toads excrete a very poisonous sort of slime from glands on their shoulders. It might get you high but we'll probably never know because everybody that tries it dies.
>be Australia
>wage war on dingoes
>lose
now there's just a long ass wire fence separating Australia and Dogland
>>73120156
>Army loses TWICE to emus
>Government than introduces a Cash For Dead Birds scheme and they have to call off the drunken Irish farmers off the attack because they're driving the Emu to extinction
Privatization always wins.
>>73126349
that's suicide right there
>>73119653
Why not kill them with a fish-specified carpal tunnel?
>>73126157
They are still exploring space. Just now they are in the alley behind the petrol station.
>>73126128
You guys should export cane toad meat, I bet you'd make a killing.
>>73118903
just send them all to Poland on christmas
carp problem solved
>>73120997
>>73120751
What the fuck Austrailia
>>73126406
The powers of kek are too much for a mere mortal to take on and wield.
>>73123420
>implying they have guns in Australia
even sharp sticks are banned down under m8
>>73118903
>Final Solution
OYYY VEYYYYYYYYYYY
>>73120751
Rabbits and Toads too.
Built the worlds largest fence to defeat the rabbits and spread a deadly modified virus. They still won AND we mutilated tons of native wildlife and cats in the process.
We raised the white flag early against the Kek Army. Those things are brutal.
>>73126689
Real talk. Cane toad slime is some Dune Water of Life tier shit.
It's a carp shoah, it is.
>>73121001
>So bad that we paid Italians to migrate here
>>73126349
Why do they turn around and start approaching him?
Is this some Aussie hunting trick?
>>73118903
Why do we need to kill carp?
>>73126540
>sides.exe has crashed
>>73126406
Surely if anyone could it would be an adherent of the Lord Kek.
>>73121002
I do not remember this scene from Dog Days.
>Australia so busy trying to out-shitposting the rest of the world they wage war on fucking fish
>>73118903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TrovtcNhpQ
>They are using herpes
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/03/asia/barnaby-joyce-carp-herpes/
THIS SHIT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
>Its a "Australia fights nature" episode
>It ain´t fish starts playing
>>73123420
I never realized mammoth's were so small
>>73127174
Surely there's no way this will backfire.
>>73125899
I remember dissecting one in biology class back in high school. They had no meat in them whatsoever.
>>73118903
I bet Australia loses the Carp War.
>>73118903
>final solution
>>73118903
the glorious carp army will prevail just like their emu brothers, Australia is powerless against the animal kingdom
>>73126494
Fucking Kek can I have a source on the Irish farmers?
>>73123398
>Straya is now Zombieland
Kek
>>73126309
>tfw Tasmanians eradicated both the Tiger and Aboriginal species with nothing more than muskets
>Mainlanders couldn't handle a couple of birds despite using machine guns
WHOSE LAUGHING NOW M8
>>73121184
Where are you going to run? Towards the desert or the saltwater crocodiles?
>>73119385
pests
>>73127174
This seems like a horrible idea.
>>73126955
I have no clue. I've read somewhere that emus will attempt to have sex with humans. Don't know if that's the case in the GIF.
>>73125760
Which one is the toad?
>>73126554
Got no idea if they were Irish. Just assume they were because mostly everyone in Australia was.
>Despite the problems encountered with the cull, the farmers of the region once again requested military assistance in 1934, 1943 and 1948, only to be turned down by the government.[2]Instead, the bounty system that had been instigated in 1923 was continued, and this proved to be effective: 57,034 bounties were claimed over a six-month period in 1934.
>>73127776
>Comparing a Queenslander to a Toad
Fucking lay off the toads m8.
>>73126472
Implying it isnt an on going war.
![[muffled onions heard in the distance].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aNSF3y2.jpg "[muffled onions heard in the distance].jpg")
>>73118903
in a way, i'm kinda jealous.
america's biggest problem right now is that we are facing a dramatic culture shift one way or the other. so much so that it's gotten to a point where it can make or break the nation's future. not to mention all the terrorists that want to declare war on us and fuck our shit up. as such things tend to, we've only got about 6 months to figure this out and do the right thing.
australia's biggest problem is apparently some fish and they've given themselves almost 30 years to do something about it.
>>73121945
SAVAGE
A
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A
G
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>>73120142
Lost
>>73119789
Delete this.
>>73128204
>30 year time line
That's because in 30 years we'll be White China and it will be the mainland communist regimes responsibility to handle it.
They'll probably just send a bunch of hungry peasants to eat them.
Anyway, I just we would hurry up and bomb Malaysia.
>>73118903
Kek
>>73128204
Maybe it has something to do with shitposting
Maybe we just take oursleves too seriously
>>73119653
So will you be importing American dindus or African dindus?
>>73126349
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going
>>73128851
We learnt the hard way to not introduce more pests to fight other well entrenched pests.
>>73128851
Already got African Dindus here.
Problem is we also imported Maori, and they keep killing the Dindus.
>>73118903
>Australia consistently declaring war on fauna and failing miserably
If only you were as good at killing as you were at shitposting.
>>73127365
Australia needs to harness that abbo technology to create a clone army of Steve Irwins. Only then will they prevail.
>>73118903
Why? Are carps bad for the ecosystem or something?
>>73129182
We've exterminated lots of mice.......oh, and Aboriginals.
>>73129188
Steve Irwin was the last of Australian men.
>>73129241
What do you mean "why"?
Why WOULDN'T you want to kill lots of carp?
What are you trying to insinuate Gunter?
>>73118903
What is it with Australia suddenly deciding to genocide animals?
>>73118903
OOOH LETS HOPE THERE AREN'T ANY AUSTRALIAN CAUSALITIES HAHAHAH
>>73129241
Pretty sure they are not endemic species, like those South American frogs and other animals.
So yeah they fuck up the whole ecosystem, even if those were endemics I guess it's an answer to an overpopulation of said animals.
>>73120751
>mfw a group of Aussies are tasked with going to war with animals
The banter in their war room during ecological genocide must be top notch.
>>73129188
What a hero.
>>73118903
Is Australia even real?
>>73130091
No it's just a story we tell our children to keep them in line
>>73118903
>Australia's underwater nemesis
I thought those were stingrays.
>>73130273
>>73126497
I imagine he got gang banged. Don't know the story behind the GIF tbqh. Maybe some hijinks ensued.
>>73129182
Declaring war on Mother Nature is the ultimate shitpost. They know how goddamn funny they're being. Gotta love our cottonmouth retarded meme Australian friends.
>>73130192
>Keep them in line
>tfw word filtered back to Ireland from freed convicts about how Australia was just a drunken corrupt mess with endless empty farmlands Irish families would ASK to be deported to Australia so the British threatend to send them to Canada instead
>>73120142
>"I guess that they just couldn't clean their CARPets!"
Just watch out you don't carp your pants.
>>73130881
Not your best one carlos
Gotta be honest with ya
>>73130881
Leave it to Carlos to make a joke when the situation isn't punniest in the slightest.
>>73118903
why don't they sell Carps to South East Asia? Vietnamese love Caprs and excelled at cooking them
>>73119800
You faggots do realise that KHV is already in Eurasia and America don't you?
I thought they were still fighting the cane toad.
I don't know if they can handle a war on multiple fronts.
>>73130881
>>73131425
Same reason we don't sell you stray dogs you gook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5Cpn-K3v8c
Any Americans hard up for work - Contact the Australian government and papers will be made to assist you in enlisting in the battle effort.
Pay is good - A slab of beer, a tent and a free aboriginal woman.
Join now while positions still remain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5Cpn-K3v8c
We're going to kill all those fucking Carps and show you guys we CAN win a war!
>>73131564
The toads and carp signed a nonaggression pact. Australia is going to be carved apart ala poland
YES
Only good Carp is a dead Carp.
>>73129311
Didn't you kill the mice by bringing in toads or some shit and now the toads are reeking havoc? Same shit with rabbits or some shit?
>>73131728
You're already a winner... in our hearts.
>>73131742
Dont you mean carped appart?
>>73131564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmYld25z-JU
m8, we're just like you with Mexicans - If we don't have any problems, we'll just ship in some foreign ones to deal with.
>>73131425
We already sell you every other fish in existence. Imagine if we flooded the market with Carp?
No Asians would buy our Abalone then.
>final solution
>>73131690
What the fuck. The videos not available in my country. Am I not in America anymore?
>>73132111
No, dumbass.
We introduced giant killer toads to control bugs that were eating our imported cane crops.
Then the toads started eating our snakes and small mammals, we introduced golf clubs, and that brought with them Japanese tourists.
Luckily the beach seems to have taken care of that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8tZT2Jx8H0
>>73132652
Why did you bring in rabbits?
>>73132770
blame the poms
>>73132770
The english introduced shit purely for recreational purposes
>>73129241
They are a severe blight on the freshwater ecosystem, you can go fishing here in the Murray and will normally catch 3-10 Carp for every Native Fish. I could walk down to the lake right now with a can of Corn Kernels and catch at least 20 before dark, lake is fucking chockers with them.
>>73132156
The Australians have won the hearts of the public with their shitposts. I predict a swift Australian victory with all of us backing them. In fact, the US is already pledging to send 3,000 Herpes infected African Americans to support the war effort.
>>73133132
Are they good eating?
>>73132457
>Your government doesn't want you leaving because you might enjoy Aboriginal women and VB too much
>>73132770
Literally so the upper crust English landowners could have something easier to hunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjwA4TJ13Z0
>>73133313
Nope, absolute trash fish, they are too muddy tasting despite so many people trying to hide the shitty taste. Only Asian and Polish immigrants eat them here.
>>73120751
Don't forget the original war against animals against the rabbits. It worked but now you can't eat any rabbits without fear of disease
What if abos are behind everything and the emus, the rabbits and now the carps are just proxy wars against the white settlers?
