**85000 hectares (now larger than Edmonton or Calagary)
*Alberta Government update:
http://www.alberta.ca/release.cfm?xID=41701E7ECBE35-AD48-5793-1642C499FF0DE4CF
*Fort McMurray evacuated and over 1,600 buildings destroyed:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36199993
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/wildfire-destroys-fort-mcmurray-homes-most-of-city-evacuated-1.3563977
http://globalnews.ca/news/2679357/live-updates-of-fort-mcmurray-wildfire/
*Anzac and other communities south of Fort McMurray that many residents fled too now evacuated as well:
http://www.fortmcmurraytoday.com/2016/05/05/mandatory-evacuation-as-fire-threatens-anzac-gregoire-lake-estates
*Provincial State of Emergency called:
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/fort-mcmurray-fire-state-of-emergency-declared-1.2887111
*Could High Level and region be next?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/high-level-alberta-fire-evacuation-order-1.3567321
*Wildrose Party leader, Brian Jean, loses home in the fire
http://globalnews.ca/news/2678791/fort-mcmurray-wildfire-alberta-wildrose-leader-brian-jean-loses-his-home/
http://www.calgarysun.com/2016/05/04/wildrose-leader-brian-jean-and-fellow-mla-tany-yao-see-their-hometown-burn
*Airport feed (down a lot)
http://www.metcam.navcanada.ca/hb/index.jsp?lang=e
Previous thread http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/73095249/fort-mcmurray-general-hot-ember-edition#top
Hi
Fort Mac bro still hanging out getting drunk, ask away
First for blacking white fort mac girls that fled to edmonton
Reminder that white cis males dying by wildfire shouldn't be called barbaric
Reboast from yesterday
>>73110782
Are the people around you in shock, or has everyone accepted that their homes are gone for good?
What are you going to eat for din-din?
The fire (Islam) will (Culturally) enrich the soil.
>>73110782
Did anyone pull up by you and drink with you?
>>73110869
>make a post on /pol/
>get shared on Facebook
What strange times we live in.
>>73111060
A lot of people have just accepted it I guess. We'll rebuild it, I'm sure of that.
Probs hot dogs again
Anyone have more of the girl that was used in the new thread picture?
>>73111183
reddit probably
>>73111183
>Kortnie
I don't think I've ever read a name and felt physically repulsed. Why the fuck would her parents spell it like that?
>>73111166
Couple of bros gave us some beer when we pulled over to refuel via jerry can. Have our own now, drinking with this entire RV camp again tonight
>>73110782
sucks b/ro, god speed
>>73110425
Is there no end in sight?
>>73110782
Looks like those rain clouds will help, why so worried?
>>73111450
Thanks britbro, I'm good tho, feel worse for those that didn't get time to get anything out
>>73110782
What district do you live in? Dickinsfield here, we are pretty lucky the fire didn't spread to birchwood trails and fuck our shit up.
>>73111476
Not really atm, weather is pretty against us
>>73111561
:^)
>>73111358
This. Its literally a hooker name. for what purpose?
>>73111698
Thickwood. I think my house is still up atm, dunno how much longer tho
>>73110782
Ontarian here
Wish you all the best bro, this shit sucks
The Alberta Government gutted the wildfire budget less than a month ago lmao
http://edmontonjournal.com/news/local-news/alberta-cuts-nearly-15-million-from-wildfire-management-budget
>>73110782
Are you feeling the bern yet?
>>73112110
arson charges when
>>73111969
Thanks bro, appreciate it
>>73112241
I'm feeling it
repostan for ft mac bros
>>73110425
Saskatchewan checking in. Woke up this morning and because our windows were down the inside of our house smells like a campfire thanks to the fire at Ft. McMurray.
Here's what my area looks like 6 hours away from the fires just so you can see how big this shit is. Our fire trucks having been going non stop in these parts too putting out wild fires and scrub fires.
>>73112312
HOpefully soon baka
Reminder, but Temple Hotels!
They own half the hotels in Fort McMurray!
>>73112551
BUY BUY BUY
>>73112491
Man, you guys are going to owe billions in carbon credit deficits.
>>73112491
We really appreciate the help from Saskatchewan and BC. Also appreciate your premier not being a stupid cunt
>>73112110
When you think about it, we got all these volunteer firefighters coming in now, so the budget kinda balanced itself
>>73112854
>kek bucks
>>73112892
Just glad most of you got out safe. Shit can be replaced even if it's all gone.
>>73112491
That looks comfy.
>>73110425
that was in Siberia last year you fucking retard
>>73113193
>implying he can replace all the chinese action figures and cartoon girl body pillows he has collected over his lifetime
>>73113259
>>73110425
Why are Northern Americans not capable of putting out a fire?
Timberlea webcam:
http://wbea.org/
>>73113193
Yep. No fire related casualties yet is something that we're celebrating up here
>>73113477
Thanks for the new wallpaper
>>73113502
It's 85,000 hectares, and its being whipped by 70 km/h winds.
You tell me, Franz.
>>73113502
>why are Muslims fucking my wife?
I hope every C*nadian fucking dies in this fire so they can stop posting on my website.
Seriously fuck C*nada and Trudeau
>inb4 weedman started the fire
>>73113502
>fire is 850km squared
>Berlin is 891km squared
Best of luck putting a tinder pile out with no rain and +30 weather
>>73114074
Dresden was smaller than that. Why couldn't you put that one out?
Too soon?
85k hectares is 328 square miles in freedom units.
Holy fuck Canada, why are you so flammable?
>>73114257
think you replied to the wrong comment bro but it's all good, German fag too busy getting cucked to respond anyway
>>73114257
Savage burn
>>73113876
>>73114074
Why didn't you guys stop it from becoming so big? It probably didn't appear out of nothing.
>>73114503
Yeah, meant to tap both his and yours for context.
epic fail...
>>73110425
I hope this is an emergency vehicle camera.
>>73114808
if that isn't an emergency idk what is
>>73114452
>>73114736
Because we do everything we can so they don't happen in the first place and this mean the mass of flammable material can get past the point where we can easily put them down.
>>73114736
That area is nothing but a massive amount of dry grassland and forest right now. Theres been no rain this year, it was a dry winter and the heat and winds right now are ridiculous.
It's a mix of a bunch of different things. The first spark would have taken off like gasoline. Now the constant winds and heat, no humidity and shit just keep it completely uncontrollable.
>>73113502
Wildfires in North America make Dresden 1945 look like a camping fire. Also retards throughout the US and Canada keep gutting fire budgets and leaning on volunteers, prisoners and the national governments when fire inevitably happens.
>>73114736
>Bernie Schmitte, an official at Alberta's Agriculture and Forestry Ministry, said the "catastrophic fire" had so far "resisted all suppression methods".
Rachel Notley is crying herself to sleep knowing this will be the death of the ndp in alberta.
>>73114736
Low rain/snow, dense Forrest.
Athabasca Oil says it is shutting down and evacuating the Hangingstone SAGD project; fire front is within five k of the site
Anybody else glad that these oil sucking dirty scum fuck criminals are going to lose all their homes and jobs? I sure am. Serves them right. Pigs.
>>73115435
Shouldn't you be off in a corner somewhere weeping and jacking off to Bernie porn?
>>73114452
To many damn trees
>>73115435
They have a leftist board here you know, use it.
>>>/lgbt/
red dots are all fire expansion in the last 2 hours
>>73115746
Wind direction?
>>73115435
Absolutely. Hopefully the fire reaches the rigs and the resulting explosion destroys Edmonton.
>>73115726
Kek
>>73115853
Hopefully that fucking mosque in Calgary to
>>73115746
>in the last 2 hours
>>73115848
Depends on the area. the fire is starting to make it own win.
>>73114736
In case you didn't know, North America if huge. You can go miles without seeing another soul. There is a lot of space a fire can easily get going without anyone really knowing.
>>73110425
How much will this throw Canada further into debt?
>>73115853
Yea theres way to muslims and pakis in cuckdmonton
>>73113970
All these flavors and you choose to be salty.
>>73115853
your a dorable
Russia has offered water-bombers to canada
Soaking wet Halifax checking in. Wish we could send you some of this rain Fort Macbro. Then again, East Coast has never looked better all things considering.
Take care man.
>>73116177
^^ this
There are even dedicated satellites for fire detection. However, kowing it's there, and being able to get to it are two different things.
Environmentalists have made sure that fire and access roads stopped being maintained for the sake of some bird or beetle.
>>73116331
Well shit.
>>73111081
I swear, if you squint hard enough and rotate your head a bit, you can see a complrye cunt on the right of that smoke stack.
>>73116449
Yeah, send it our way. Glad the east is doing well, lots of family out that way
>>73116608
*complete
http://globalnews.ca/news/2683868/firefighting-plane-crashes-in-northwest-alberta/
>A firefighting plane crashed near Manning, Alta. Thursday afternoon, according to an official with the Manning Municipal Airport.
The official had few details but told Global News the people on board are believed to be okay. It is not known how many people were on board or where the plane was flying to.
According to an Alberta Agriculture and Forestry map, a wildfire was burning just north of Manning at the time of the crash.
the fire rises
This is what you get for shitposting so much
http://globalnews.ca/news/2683868/firefighting-plane-crashes-in-northwest-alberta/
>>73116692
I wonder what Germany did to get 6 million refugees.
>>73116829
So who started the fire?
>>73116914
Sorry
Fire is reported less then 3km from Anzec<sp>
>>73116863
burned 6 million jews
>>73116449
GOD DAMN THEM ALL
I WAS TOLD WE'D CRUISE THE SEAS FOR AMERICAN GOLD
>>73116863
WW1/2
The Jews were mad
>>73116914
wir wissen nicht, zet.................
>>73116914
Ontario
>>73116829
CAN'T SOAK THE INFERNO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g
>>73110425
Burning leafs is dangerous.
>>73110869
>>73111183
The best thing about this is that all of those right wing roaches have been burned out of their own homes (probably something to do with that gunky oil they pull out of the ground), so now they get to experience the plight of frantic emigration that so many poor people from the middle east have to go through
>>73116914
Bane
Should I make a Dubtrack room for the thread?
>>73117032
WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!! You know i feel pretty bad people are losing there houses and belonging. But god dammit i want more fire!!!! More chaos!!!
Fort Mac bro signing off, gonna eat and get good and plastered now. Stay safe out there, take it easy
Free cookout to feed displaced persons.
>>73117206
It's past your bedtime, kid. Go brush your teeth.
>>73117344
hey can you upload you os to mega i want to try el captain
>>73116914
Pot heads that didn't extinguish there marijuana cigarettes
UPDATES:
Athabasca Oil Corporation is shutting down its Hangingstone facility #FortMacFire front is estimated to be within 5 km of the site.#yymfire
>>73111946
Oh shit, Thickwood seems to be in trouble...
https://twitter.com/BreannaCTV/status/728319067254181888
Kelowna reporting in. this could very well happen here too its been fucking dry as shit the past few weeks. hopefully this city burns down too
Lord Kek let the fire rise beyond 1 million acres
>>73110782
Nice sled deck. What brand is it? I'm looking at purchasing one for next winters sledding season but I don't know what to get.
>>73117525
Looks like there are still some homes still standing in the background.
>>73117464
OH BOY
Major issues in the north - No food, people cannot head south by ground. Its getting bad.
>>73110425
To be honest I think it's thought a good lesson to Alberta and there oil company.
That they need to stop polluting and stop climate change or this will be even more frequent.
Is this shit why my gas prices are going up?
@BreannaCTV
RCMP say they have not had reports of looting
Well nobody is there except firefighters.
>>73111183
the only thing i ever wanted to publicly like on my fb related to 4chan and it cant even be liked, damn. I dont want to share it tho, that be weird.
>>73117724
This has much more to do with building in the middle of the fucking woods then climate change. This is just a Nino years.
>>73117724
you're a fucking idiot, go back to r/sandersforpresident
>>73117750
give it a week, it will be almost 4-6 bucks. I hope your ok canada, i don't want anyone to die.
>>73117824
Also no niggers.
>>73110425
>The blaze, which erupted on Sunday, grew from 18,500 acres (7,500 hectares) on Wednesday to some 210,000 acres (85,000 hectares) on Thursday, an area roughly 10 times the size of Manhattan.
nice.jpg
>>73117724
>a good lesson to Alberta and there oil company
>there oil company
>lesson
Son, finish your own lessons before you start giving out advice.
>>73117698
Makes sense, there would be no shipping in most of the province above Fort Mac.
>>73117750
Expect it to get worse nigger.
>>73117525
That's along real Martin I think, a ways from me.
They were doomed as soon as the fire jumped the river
>>73116914
No lightning strikes reported so it was caused by humans. I doubt they'll ever sort out the absolute cause though. Could have been the sun shining on a piece of broken glass and with el nino making everything so dry/hot out that way this year....poof.
>>73118030
>>73117960
Ugh..... I hate owning a truck...
>>73118082
wasn't it that car crash? a minivan smoked a truck full of gas and the whole thing went up in flames
>>73118020
>>73117387
you seem like a crusty old man. What's wrong, daughter dating a black boy? Or just your wife?
>>73118027
Yep, everyone is 2-3 meals from a revolt.
>>73117057
Ah-haaa nice.
https://youtu.be/ZIwzRkjn86w
>>73117990
200k acre fire in 4 days
Jesus christ
I predicted it would hit 500k when this thing first started but holy fuck I wasn't expecting it to grow this fast
Also, if you're an out of work rig pig who actually had a house in Fort Mac, this has to be one of the best things to ever happen to you
>all that insurance money and the chance to get the fuck outta there
>>73117698
They started airlifting a day or two, a couple friends just got out
Daily reminder
>>73118325
it increased by 180000 acres in a single day due to wind
Two Somali chicks cut in line at the firebag airport when I was being evacuated yesterday morning. They said they needed to ask a question, started giving everyone shit that wouldn't believe them and just stood there at the front.
>>73117464
>mfw I considered investing in Athabasca earlier this week, but didn't
>>73117527
Nah, BC will just get the Martin Mars going again.
>>73110425
At least 640,000 barrels per day of crude output is offline, according to Reuters calculations, roughly 16 percent of Canada's crude production. The outage is expected to climb as major players in the region cut production. [O/R] BUY GAS
>>73110869
lmao what a retarded fucking post. yeah the right are really known for their altruism. fucking lmao.
>>73117344
Goodnight Fort Mac. Raising one for ya right now.
>>73118376
The land isn't insurable so they probably wont get near what they paid for their place.
>>73118082
Probably an anti oil environmentalist. They do it in California all the time
Shutting down the Tar Sands, one way or another.
Do the canooks not have fire trucks or what
>>73118325
It was only 7000 hectares yesterday. Now it's 85000 hectares. It's over 12x bigger than it was yesterday.
>>73117527
Your shit's jumping the borders apparently...
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/b-c-siphon-creek-fire-expected-to-burn-into-alberta-today-1.3568327
>>73118510
>letting ppl regardless of nationality get away with cutting
lad
>tfw i will never live in the middle of nowhere
>>73118593
The right is actually donate time and money to private charity at much higher rates then the left does anon.
>>73118593
>uk
kek
>>73112491
>>73110425
>Muh man made Global Warming
>>73117974
Plenty of natives.
>>73118082
If air temp is over 30, it could have just been decomposition.
>>73118791
This would be like a fire outside Fairbanks. Pretty remote area.
>>73118899
Which is inconsistent and unstandardized, that is why the most optimal approach is to have a centralized government that extracts value from the wealthy and redistributes it to the poor. It's like you cuckservatives don't even understand the point of a government.
Anyways, hope these snowbacks stay the fuck away from the Montana border, we don't need any more of them down here.
>>73118462
Jesus
I'm kind of envious, this makes my day seem really fucking boring. I wouldn't really care if my neighborhood burned down as long as my family and dog made it out safely.
>>73118578
HOLY FUCK FALSE FLAG TO LIFT GAS PRICES!!! JEWS!!!
>>73118593
this desu
>>73117527
>tfw live in Victoria
>all of Canada could burn and I'd still be okay
I'll miss you though friends.
>>73117960
No human casualties, not even an injury reported. We don't really panic much up here.
>>73118462
This must be hot as hell. Fucking Jesus Christ on the cross.
>>73118222
I believe that was a secondary cause - the fire was out in that area and the crash set everything up in flames again.
>>73119336
No, that is utter tripe. It is not the governments role to subsidize people, just provide infrastructure and fair trade regulations and enforcement of contracts. If you want to make sure you are okay join a union or a mutual benefit society.
>>73117724
>>73118229
it's when I see posts like this when I can't decide to myself it it's
>an underage newfag
>legitimate troll
>proxyfag
seriously fuck you and your (You)'s
or
>shill
And I sit on silence, and try to figure out what I got wrong in early life that I enjoy spending so much time here
These shots are oddly beautiful, any nice photos or webms that haven't been posted?
>>73118814
BCer here. We've pledged to and have gotten permission to follow that fire in our north into Alberta if it jumps the border so you don't have to take any resources off of Fort Mac. Let's hope we get ours out soon so we can come help Fort Mac you could really use us right now. We are also sending lots of aid even my small city is sending 2 plane loads of aid today and some later and donations are pouring in. Don't worry BC has your back. BC and Alberta are bros we can always rely on eachother and it's our turn to help this time. We would also take In any evacuees
It not looking good for Anzac
>>73110865
If you put the fire out it wins
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/fort-mcmurray-general
I did it anyways.
>>73119941
I am about to sit down to dinner with my family and kids. I can make more webms when dinner is finished.
>>73119958
Anon where are the fires in your province right now? I gotta make a trip from Calgary to Van tomorrow and just wondering if it's gonna be safe
>>73118578
>>73119405
They don't know how the fire started yet, either.
I'm still betting on some kind of insurance fraud scheme gone horribly wrong, but I guess one of the oil companies might have done this to raise prices and get a nice relief check from the government at the same time.
Canadian Red Cross donation page in case you want to spread this around......$11 million in funds already raised and gov is matching all of it.
https://donate.redcross.ca/ea-action/action?ea.client.id=1951&ea.campaign.id=50610&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=NO-DM
>>73119336
I dont want my monies going to filthy fucking indians. Another reason i dont donate clothing cause chances are ill get robbed by some drunk indian wearing my shirt.
>>73115403
Good. I hope their shit burns in hell with the rest of the tar sands projects.
>>73118578
This is good for me. Means more wells will go back online and increase work locally.
>"It has begun to create its own weather, even creating its own high winds yesterday, and even lightning was coming from the smoke clouds," Morrison said.
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING, GENTS
>>73120241
That would be great man
>all these retards on twitter who unironically believe that shuttering one oil-extracting project in a country of 35 million people would miraculously end global warming
wow, so this is what triggering is huh?
>>73120240
>https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/fort-mcmurray-general
come join in we can play music and stuff
>>73120241
Do it up man. Much appreciated.
>>73120475
Already donated. Good to see both Alberta and the federal gov't matching donations.
>>73115435
Fucking rights I am. And I was born in that shit hole. At the very least this will drive away all the rats (mudslimes from ass-fuck africa) out.
>>73120805
Who even buys our dirty oil? I thought that was the reason our economy went to dick. Maybe now we'll focus on other more lucrative exports.
>>73115746
yfw the fire spreads into saskatchewan
yfw the fire engulfs the praries in a giant grass fire
yfw it reaches all the way to toronto and burns the degenerates
I just googled Fort McMurray to donate to help my Western countryman and they had to fucking throw it in my face. No jewery to push leftist agendas at work here though, mkay.
>>73120711
The car's on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel.
And the sewers are muddied with a thousand lonely suicides.
And a dark wind blows.
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs with the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death
The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles
It went like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVekJTmtwqM
>>73117206
>fucking kek
Though to be fair, I'm mostly happy that the inbred "islanders" are feeling the burn. Their tears are most exquisite.
>>73121317
Kind of obnoxious how it is the first thing that comes up, but still, its nice that they are doing what they are doing. It shows they give a shit about this country and are grateful to be here. I dunno anon, it's not so bad.
>>73115746
But water is everywhere on that map.
>>73113477
do you see the sun
is it red
>>73121317
I don't see the problem here. They're actually grateful for being given the privilege to come here and start a new life.
>>73121573
>just pick up the lake
>>73121573
The winds are blowing embers all over the place, so the fire can easily cross rivers and streams.
>>73121035
The US, China, southest asia
These idiots think people will just miraculously stop using oil if we stop producing it. All that's going to happen is asian markets are going to be sending more money to bastions of freedom and liberty like Saudi Arabia and Nigeria. Because nothing says liberal social values like indirectly bolstering the economy of a country that considers it a crime for a woman to drive. Fucking retards.
>>73121573
kek. What happens when you light a piece of paper next to a glass of water?
>>73115014
>>73115025
>controlled burns
>living that far up north when you can live in nunavut
Same latitude, no trees lads
>>73118376
>rig pig
Mien sides
>>73111358
White parents are retarded about naming girls. Either they pick a stereotypical name and botch it (Kaiytlenn, Jeszika) or give them a boy name. I'm seeing little white girls named Carter, and Charlie now.
>>73121931
It's winter for 3/4 of the year there.
>>73112110
>>73112312
>>73112544
Don't the budget cuts not come into effect until later this year?
>>73121573
Crown and spot fires can easily jump a river, anon. A spot fire jumped the Athabasca in 24 hours. This shit is insane.
>>73121931
it has as many trees as it has viable jobs
>>73121646
Naw it was really dull though. You could stare at it through the smoke.
>>73116914
Adolf builds a bonfire, Enrico plays with it....
http://calgaryherald.com/news/local-news/we-understand-what-theyre-feeling-syrian-refugees-in-calgary-step-up-to-help-fort-mcmurray-fire-evacuees
o-oh.
>>73122175
Well it's raining in calgary atm so 'extreme' might be a little excessive
>>73122175
>taking out two provinces
Holy shit, is it really that bad? How fucked is Canada's economy?
>>73121652
They're opportunists who saw a chance to do minimal work for one day and get maximum positive exposure. That goes for the Syrians and the reporters both. This is propaganda.
>>73122175
It's intriguing how the existence of the Hudson Bay produces the downward slope of a tree line.
>>73122281
The qaran allows the moselman to lie to his kaffir bretheren to build false trust
>>73121931
>400 gorillion mosquitoes flying around your head
Yeah, nah.
>>73122127
kek
>>73122317
that's not the extent of the fire you muppet, the actual fire is about the size of Edmonton
>>73122379
10*10/10
>>73122317
It's mostly trees - we're fine.
>>73118797
At this rate there will no more Canada by the end of the week.
Starting to make webms
>>73122668
Well Canada IS the second biggest country. Plus Alberta is a wasteland, so it'll be fine.
>>73122175
>living in shitberta
>>73122741
I'm new to this, why is Canada Dark Souls 3 now?
Burning like an episode of blacked
So many fucking leafs burned.
jejeje too much obvious??
>>73121931
There's a good ten billion other reasons not to live there, my man
>>73123169
I think it's Silent Hill
>>73123169
Because some wild fire burnt down a city down
>>73123169
refugees invaded their game and made a bonfire
>>73122379
>platic bags
>>73123169
Some asshole must have linked the fire
>>73110425
Wait, did this fire start on Sunday? The "so-called" may day happening?
>>73120301
They're up by Fort St. John. If you go on the number 3 or trans Canada you will be fine
I hope fire purifies Canada.
>>73116914
>>73123580
yes it did. The final day of the pagan celebration.
>Name a town after Aussies
>Burn it down
you're not winning the Shitpost title Canada, that's that.
>>73123169
El Nino was pretty bad this year - dried everything up along the North American West Coast. Low rainfall and not a lot of snowpack either. Forests and plains are arid. One small spark and FOOF.
This is only a big deal because a large town got nailed this time. Prairie provinces deal with thousands of forest fires every year. It's ok, forest grows back thick and more lush as a result. Nature is our friend.
>>73123675
DEAR GOD NO. NOT THE SUPER 8!
>>73120196
underrated
>>73115435
>yfw there is a huge construction boom in a few months when this is over.
>>73123675
>Super 8 sign says "NEW LOOK!"
Yeah, you're damn right it looks different.
