>last one 36 years ago
>only for super special announcements
what will kim announce /pol/ ?
>>73107021
Either memes will be made real, he's announcing his new diet plan, or he's going to invade South Korea
>>73107021
The annihilation of Japan, South Korea, and The United States.
If you work well enough, you get a nuke miniature and free pass to join special army forces, an offer you can't refuse!
>>73107021
>tfw Pyongyang looks better than Bucharest
why live?
>>73107474
it look good cause they put all the money into it so that they can show to foreigners how their capitals is super great ect
>>73107021
An expansion for the waterpark, yes they actually did build a waterpark.
>>73107617
what, you think we did different?
I remember this one time the mayor of Rome was on an official visit because we wuz romans and shiet, and they literally only renovated half of a tunnel-way, obviously on the side of the visit - the other half got done 3 years after.
>>73107021
He will endorse Hillary Clinton
>>73107021
5TH NUKE TEST
2ND KOREAN WAR IMMINENT
>>73107876
except they only use their capital as propaganda tool , to say they arent poor as fuck
he'll announce a new kpop group
>>73107021
Ch'ing Chong we #cruzmissle now
>>73108187
>>73107474
A lot of those buildings are barely anything inside
>>73108101
I very well know about the DPRK m8 :)
But this place still blows when it comes to aesthetics
He's trans
>>73107474
Go on you tube and watch any Nork documentary. It's all shit. Only very specific locations are nice.
>>73108540
KINDA LIKE AMERICA
>>73107021
They need to collaborate on scare tacticts to get US to send them more provisions
>>73107021
remind everyone he is ronery
>OP's pic related
>sirry famines
>>73108187
The deregates, Donard.
>>73108708
Little late this year
>>73108053
my bets are on announcing something nuke related too
>inb4 announcement is "become a north korean Citizen and get a qt
>>73108676
>implying toronto and montreal arent shitholes
>>73107021
>tfw Pyongyang looks better than my town
>>73110361
if i have to get credit to commies , is that they know what nice architecture look like
>>73110776
>>73110069
Koreans require surgery to become qt
>>73107021
Now we have nukes let's just do it and bomb america like we fantasize about
Probably, hopefully
>>73110776
>what nice architecture look like
you mean big gray blocks of ciment? really?
>>73110776
>commieblocks
>nice architecture
>>73110069
Don't they already have this system?
>>73111353
They've gotten better at least. Their science street is waaaay better than the building "plans" done by Kim Il-Sung.
>>73111218
>that
>"aesthetic"
>>73107021
Dude watch he'll fucking open up the market and Best Korea will live up to it's name.
>>73111473
Probably has to do with Kim Jong Un spending a decent amount of time in Switzerland.
>>73111566
bassicly goes full china ?
that could work for them
>>73111748
Yeah.
Kim Il-Sung focused on fast construction and shitty infrastructure.
Kim Jong-Il added lots of "the arts".
Kim Jong-Un likes science.
ty based switz
>>73108149
I wish we'd market more healthy lifestyle to women. I don't like the idea of having women to degrade themselves as whores that much. What happened to family values?
>>73111434
>>73111353
>>73111493
better than the modern architectures done by liberal fags that want more to make "art" than a real building
>>73111905
Did those buildings just get face lifts or are their actually people living in them?
He's an idiot. So you're gonna bomb him?? You're an even bigger idiot.
>>73112394
They're new.
Some have some people living in them, but they aren't filled yet. The goal is to house scientist/education related people there.
>>73107474
Fucking idiot.
https://youtu.be/BP7u-gb4dTs
>>73107021
Kim is announced to be some kind of Super-General of Heavens in par the titles given to his dad and grandpa.
>>73112245
>piss is better than shit
>>73107474
Idiot, only the part tourists can visit (Pyongyang) looks good (some parts), because only the elite live there, everything else in NK is abolute shithole.
>>73111905
Without the heavy sanctions from all countries forced by and including the U.S. North Korea would probably not be much worse of than countries like Vietnam and slowly grow out of the whole totalitarian rule for the sake of consumption and luxury.
NUKE TEST TONIGHT
i can feel it
>>73107474
This highrise commieblocks build around major avenues with sole purpose to cover barracks and old houses.
>>73116110
>you will never live in New Tokyo-3.
>>73115789
A waste of dynamite.
He'll be trying to get some powerful people on his side to prevent being coup'd.
China is pretty close to replacing him.
>>73107021
>that suit
Apart from going shirtless I don't think he could have chosen an outfit that made him look fatter.
I'll drop some buildings and stuff since that's what people are talking about.
>>73107474
Notice how there are no people anywhere?
>>73107021
>that huge empty street
>>73116578
They've figured out the solution to gridlock traffic. Don't have cars.
>>73116764
Lel, true, you won't see tons there.
If you want to see more of the traffic/cars, check this out: https://youtu.be/D4hLctBvojE
Stream???
>>73116857
>tfw hoeryong means ''son of a bitch'' in Dutch
>>73117092
ey u cheeky lil hoeryong
is it legit spelled the same way?
>>73107474
OP's pic looks super photoshopped bro.
Bucharest is still shit but what can you do.
>>73107021
Interesting how they cleared the area.
>>73108101
>>73107876
What's with those flags?
>>73117165
It's "hoerenjong" but you pronounce it exactly the same way
>>73107474
Looks computer generated. Looks like Kim is in a green screen room.
>>73116764
You should see Burma's capital. A planned city that was a secret while being built and was officially announced as the new capital in 2006. This is its 20 lane highway that's barely used.
There's still huge areas of the city that are wasteland because it hasn't all been developed.
>>73108676
Fuck off snow nigger..l
>>73112245
Are they actually going to build that? Because there's going to be a big problem with people running up that slope onto the upper floors and roof.
>>73117310
Haha, that's pretty boss. I'll use that line with some of my nork bros, thanks.
>>73117194
Looks ex-Soviet tier.
>>73107021
My bet is he's going to announce he's supporting Trump for the nomination
>>73107474
The grass is spray-painted green.
>>73117365
>20 lanes
Sweet Christ. That's an eerie picture.
based as fuck chink out of control, this many has keep degenerates at bay. prove me wrong, pro-tip you can't. he is starting the movement to end all degeneracy in the world. fuck off kike and nigger alike.
>>73107021
He's announcing that he'll be Trump's running mate.
double magaendorsement-anime convention
>>73111905
Literally the only car most of those people will see per day and they still use the crosswalk like a car will hit them
>>73112097
Family values are a result of limited options. China, for instance, does not give welfare to single mothers, and gives father custody in a divorce. Thus, you have fewer divorces, and fewer single mothers.
>>73117517
What do you expect?
>>73117777
They probably get 40 years of hard labour if they don't use it.
>>73107021
That he rost weight
>>73108101
Kek not a real country
Not a real opinion
>>73107266
>DIGITS
BY KEK
>>73107021
He will pull a "Mao" by announcing a new time of liberation and free speech, only to arrest everyone who dares voice an opinion just a few months later.
>>73117365
well at least they don't have traffic problems
>>73117795
communism = based
only non degenerate countries were communist and communist today, fuck off cuckservatives and libtards get fucked
my boy is ending world wide degeneracy.
>>73117871
put those niggers to work i say
>>73112245
my eyes
>>73112245
Good luck cutting that fucking slopped grass.
>>73112245
that looks like a sonic level or a skate game park
>>73112657
That's in NK?
God damn,looks pretty cool actually
>>73112245
I don't see what's so bad about this
>>73118179
Kim Jong-un will invent something.
>>73117997
Communist states are conservative because they are de facto patriarchies. Top Party leadership in China is entirely male. Women effectively have not vote in China, which is why you have nationalism, family values, free markets, and general conservatism. The defining feature of China is its male authoritarianism, rather than actual Marxist values.
>>73107021
I really don't get how someone could be a North Koreaboo. All these pictures this fag has posted are all photoshopped to enhance lighting and it's painfully obvious that they're just trying to look like a normal functioning country.
What were the previous announcements?
>>73118406
King Jongun will amend official party orthodoxy and admit that he does in fact poop, and proceed to have a bowel movement in front of the entire congress to demonstrate.
>>73116684
That stadium looks about 100 years old
http://archive.is/dUPoG
>A court gave a Texas man 25 years in prison for strangling his prom date during a bout of rough sex on prom night, court documents reveal.
>The court determined that Eddie Herrera of Houston murdered 17-year-old Jackie Gomez in a hotel room on prom night in 2014. Herrera says Gomez lost her life accidentally during rough sex.
>The MacArthur High School student was found with high levels of alcohol and the drug hydrocodone in her system.
Bow can whitebois even compete?
When is it exactly ? I'm studying abroad in Seoul next September, I feel like I should know if an invasion is announced
>>73118302
Yeah.
>>73117777
Outside of Pyongyang it's even less.
>>73118616
Here's some stadium inside.
>>73118409
then explain the based soviet system also. the lack of degeneracy in the former communist countries etc. communism unwittingly fostered beliefs which lead those societies to where they are today. nk however poor is based as fuck and so is china
>>73118642
O shit this was supposed to be a thread
Dumping more building/housing related stuff.
>Somewhat unbelievably, the only Americans definitively known to have met Kim Jong Un are Dennis Rodman, some Harlem Globetrotters, and a few others from the Vice Media crew who visited North Korea with them.
>Rodman first met him in a basketball arena. In his telling, "I sat down, and this little guy walks in. The Harlem Globetrotters were playing and I was sitting on the bench, and he sits right beside me. Seriously, I didn’t know who this f-ker was! People were sitting there kissing his hand and crying and giving their babies to him. I couldn’t believe these people—men and women sitting there crying for 25 minutes—and this kid’s like yay tall!"
>"The Worm" got to spend some quality time with the leader and he came away with a positive impression of Kim. Here's what he had to say about Kim's personality "When he’s around his people, he’s just like anybody else. He jokes and loves playing basketball, table tennis, pool. They love American ’80s music. They do karaoke to it. He has this 13-piece girls band with violins. He gets a mic and they play the whole time. He loves the Doors and Jimi Hendrix. Oldies. When I first went, the live band only played two songs for four hours: the theme songs from Rocky and Dallas." Later, the Americans apparently had a boozy party with Kim and his entourage, one that included fighting and bizarre drunken declarations.
>Rodman also believes that the Dear Leader isn't as anti-American as the media makes him out to be. When asked about Kim's political beliefs, he said Kim told him that "I don’t want to bomb anyone. But we keep our nuclear weapons because we’re such a small country—that’s the only way we can defend ourselves.” According to Rodman, they just want people in America and the government to know they don’t hate Americans.
Why is Kim so based bros?
>>73118716
I wasn't disagreeing with you, though you seem to think I was. Sovietism was male dominated as well. Anti-democratic regimes of ANY kind are always lead by men. Men make nations conservative independent of the ideology.
The subversive aspects of Marxism are tools to break down a society, so a Marxist regime can take control in the chaos. The early Soviet union promoted all manner of social liberalism. After they solidified power, the cracked down the instituted conservatism.
>>73112097
She makes more money than you do.
Can anyone link me some documentaries in North Korea?
I was watching a pretty interesting one last week but i don't remember the name
>>73108149
Isn't weed legal in NK?
>>73119363
This one is good:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP7u-gb4dTs
>>73107021
They will be on the moon before the DeCahde is out.
>>73108053
never made peace. technically been at war since it started.
>>73119542
Thanks senpai
You think if you were the leader of a famine stricken country you'd lose a bit of weight to show you're not a complete dick
>>73119542
>that female doctor
muh dick
>>73118720
faggot
>>73120368
Tbqh no one knows if really there's famine in NK or its just all propaganda. Apparently shit ton of Chinese goods go into the country in the black market, and now you're allowed to buy phones, DVD players and such shit.
Probably a small percentage of poors are starving but I dont think its really as widespread as the West shows it, also most likely those people are starving because KIm wants them to starve.
>>73107474
Because gypsies can't into civilization.
>>73121468
>man from country called Hungary talking about famine
Amused me, thanks anon.
>>73121468
>>73120368
They're not in a famine anymore.
That was the late 90's.
Now they have, basically, "just enough" food. You can still see remnants of the famine in the people who survived it though, your body doesn't really heal from that.
>>73107021
No people, no cars or commercial vehicles of anytime. Either he's standing in front of a picture or its a ghost town
>>73122052
That was after the construction of the street, when nobody lived there at all, and they were doing a march through inspection/press event.
>>73107021
Iranian partnership
Norkies get ICBM tech
Iranians get to say they got nukes from them instead of Russian blueprints and uranium
>>73121766
>man
;)
>>73111905
Thats what education does to people so sure.
>>73112245
I hope they don't house any one or thing important in that building.
That's a paranoid person's worst nightmare right there.
>tfw someone walks up to your window on the sixth floor and shoots you.
>>73107021
he's going to announce the Nork surrender once the THAAD missile shield is installed in South Korea
>>73107474
Bucharest would be clean too if nobody lived there.
>>73108149
who is this
CUTIE ASPIE GIRL WITH FAKE MOUSTACHE
>>73123293
sorry wrong thread
>>73118642
I wonder how long it took him to realize she's dead before he stopped. Maybe he didn't stop.
>>73117997
we're non degenerate only because the church was the main resistance against communist regime (which openly persecuted, murdered and imprisoned clergy due to marxist-leninist atheism shit) and de facto created this omnipresent traditionalist/patriotic aura during the 90s and early 2000s due to its enormous influence
former communists (present day social-democrats) are openly pushing for degeneracy
probably giving up finally, declaring war, or launching a new good nuke that works on live television.
North Korea isn't great, but it also isn't as bad as it's made out to be. Most of their problems are due to sanctions, and a few fuck ups (namely a big huge unnecessary dam) that caused a food shortage that could have been otherwise avoided. Oher than that most of their problems are just exasperated and exaggerated by globalist Jews throwing a fit because it's one of the few countries they don't control.
>>73123747
Oh, and I was going to add I have no idea what big Kim could possibly be assembling the workers party congress for.
>>73111905
That reminds me of the residential area in Helsinki my grandma used to live in before she died.
>>73122421
Post a picture of your feminine penis
North Korean hackers stole the plans for China's missile that travels so fast we can't stop it, and they have secretly developed them. Followed by a test fire with a nuclear warhead attached launched into the ocean
>>73110069
I'd probably do it desu
He'll announce after countless bombings of the ocean that he has finally defeated the true enemy of NK, and Atlantis and Aqua Man is no more.
>>73119118
i like how the dude on the left is looking at the whole thing with a "what the fuck is this tub of lard doing? he's ruining my work!" look on his face.
>>73116984
Not a single nigger, muslim, gipsy or smoking teenagers in sight.
I wish my country could say the same.
>>73107021
If it is every American and Sork's greatest fear, it is Kim announcing a switch to a capitalist economy.
>>73107474
That's because it's a potemkin village.
NHK (DPRK News channel) is on the air. Quite early, so it is a special broadcast. Enjoy at:
mms://121.167.43.161/chosun
(Sorry if this was already posted)
>>73125938
It may become a reality that once China rises, North Korea might become to China what China was to US, which means they'll be producing all the cheap stuff in there.
>>73107021
No one is being paid to shill for Hillary. It's a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt to smear her campaign.
>>73119542
just finished watching, are people there allowed to smile? everyone just looks like their soul has been completely removed
>>73107474
Shut up circus tent
>>73119441
Yes.
>>73126859
>mms://121.167.43.161/chosun
DPRK news is KCTV. NHK is japanese.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_Central_Television
>>73128159
Ah yes, you are correct. I was mistaken with that NHK reference. I should have said KCTV. Also, here is a Ustream to KCTV Live from Pyongyang.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/dprk-tv
