Let's try not let this thread die at two posts like the last one.
>BBC LETS YOU KNOW WHEN FAMOUS PEOPLE PUT PAPER IN A BOX
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-36050790
>LABOUR HAS YET MORE PROBLEMS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/04/labour-plunged-into-fresh-race-row-as-london-mayoral-candidate-s/
>NEWSPAPER LASTS NINE WEEKS
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/05/trinity-mirrors-new-day-to-close-on-friday/
>EU ARMY IS A THING ONLY THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW IT'S A THING YET
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/666516/Anti-Brussels-fury-Germany-secretly-plans-for-EU-army-Brexit
Also don't forget Question Time followed by Election coverage at 22:45 on BBC One.
FIRST FOR UKIP
When do exit polls come out?
Also is it true that the island communities of Scotland are very Eurosceptic?
3rd for Katie
>>73081100
I heard that too, but I don't know why
>>73081100
We'll probably see them on tonights election coverage.
http://democracy.stockport.gov.uk/mgElectionResults.aspx?ID=40&RPID=5591838
>BNP in Purple
>UKIP in Black
What a coincidence, lads. No agenda here.
>>73081837
Sneaky fuckers
Why so ded?
>>73082227
Thread keeps getting slid by all the Hillary shilling, some people may have lost interest because nothing is really happening at the minute.
Apparently there's a record low turnout in London, which means Goldsmith might be in with a chance
>>73082227
It might pick up later tonight, if it's not gone by then
>>73082820
Thread will be alive for QT I'm sure. But
>QT with no TW to destress after
Votail Sinn Fein!
>>73082820
Is that people turning up at polls only or does it include Imams sending in the postal votes?
>>73082904
Is it just Huw Edwards on the election show or will Andrew Neil show up?
>>73083214
I don't thinks its anything official yet, hope something cheeky goes on with postal votes resulting in a reformation.
If im registered to vote in this local election will I be registered for the EU election too?
Or do I need to reapply
Greens/RISE are going to cuck the SNP out of a majority by splitting the vote. I can feel it.
Congratulations you idiots, you've successfully (if unintentionally) saved the UK. With the SNP powerless to force a 2nd referendum after the EU referendum (and the greens bound to their silly initiative thing) or play politics with rapid policy changes (due to dependence on other parties approving) their standing can only fall from here, meaning independence and the SNP are dead.
There's something delicious that lefties pissed because the SNP "weren't radical enough" will instead leave more policy control in the hands of the Conservative party.
Ruth Davidson as First Minister in 2020? Perhaps more likely than you think.
Areas that the Electoral Commission are concerned about
Think I'm noticing a pattern here
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/667147/Brexit-EU-referendum-vote-rigging-electoral-fraud-local-elections-UKIP-London-Mayor?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+daily-express-news-showbiz+%28Daily+Express+%3A%3A+News+%2F+Showbiz+Feed%29
north london here. had a labour rep knock on my door asking if my family had voted. low turnout methinks. not a surprise, mind you.
BUTTOCKS:SMOOTH; MIND:CLEAR; UKIP:VOTED
>>73083803
No Dimbles/Nick Robinson?
>>73084787
>voting for the party of the stock market trader
>>73084804
pls not laura kuenssberg. so irritating.
>>73084572
Did he have one of those red jackets on that say "something socialist equality" on the back of them? Cunts. Fuck Labour
>>73084787
BUTTOCKS:SMOOTH; MIND:CLEAR; UKIP:VOTED
>>73084890
Wow I guess I'm a #cruzmissile now
>>73084890
man who had a real job vs career politicians, only party that want limits on immigration
>>73084964
nah. yellow polo shirt.
>OFFICIAL Brit/pol/ EXIT POLL
OFFICIAL Brit/pol/ EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10136304
Lovely fucking day isn't it lads?
Getting brewed up already to be honest.
>>73085085
>want limits on immigration
Why do you want limits on the creativity and productivity provided by immigrants? Nigel's girlfriend was an Immigrant, the internet was invented by an immigrant.
The only bad immigrants are the British ones who ruined Australia and New Zealand.
~~George Galloway for London Mayor. Women's Equality 2nd choice~~
>>73084299
>Also those paki areas
TOP
LEL
>>73085263
Insallah, brother!
>>73085165
Where's the wimmins party?
>>73085263
going for a cheeky jalfrezi with the lads later t b h
so why shouldn't we stay in the eu?
Free spins on online casinos for all my UK bros in this thread.
http://www.casinocrate.com/
>>73085534
Why should we?
>>73085459
Sorry lad, I was only allowed to post parties with male leaders, inshallah.
>>73084299
>the kafir know!
I miss the 2015 election campaign
Hello my fellow Pakistanis, how is everyone?
>>73085583
free trade, immigrants can freely come and boost our economy, security of germany and france, if we leave our economy will go to shit
>>73085573
Wrong thread, ignore me.
It feels like we haven't had any new, spicy Farage Pepes in a while.
He deserves better
>>73085737
>>73085644
Corbyn should be a laugh riot, but really he's just a bit depressing. I think it's because he's not weird looking no matter what he does like Ed Miliband was.
Ed managed to look bad by giving money to the homeless. The man was impressive.
I thought the EU referendum campaign would be more exciting than this, but it's pretty quiet.
>>73085862
>not an argument
>>73085984
Neither was yours my fishy friend
>>73085665
good mate
I'll have the lamb chops and a chicken korai and a peshawari naan please mate and a Kingfisher
>>73086082
>still not an argument
>>73084299
>live in Tower Hamlets
>go to vote
>there's a (white) police officer there
He may have just been passing through, but the polling station is tucked away on a quiet side street that leads nowhere.
>>73085972
The media is acting like the debate is settled and we are all staying in. weird tactic
>>73086098
Thanks mate, I'll sort that out for you. While I do that, could you help me out with directions to Rotherham please?
>>73086154
>>73086188
I expect it will change after these elections are over with and it gets closer to the date.
>>73086324
that's it im voting to stay in
>>73086505
>>73086183
Tower Haramlets is bent as fuck mate.
I used to live in Poplar. I used to hear all sorts of stories, multiple postal votes, people voting four times, people who don't exist voting, blatant jihadi gangs hanging around outside the polling station giving people shit... I wonder who controls how well this shit is policed?
>>73086505
I was going to #LegsItForBrexit
But now I am #ChestPainForBremain
>>73086598
jokes on you i just wanted more for my bait folder
>tfw earlier you spent an hour and a half in the presence of Jacob Rees-Mogg
>>73086852
Then enjoy
Just voted UKIP
Booths
open
til
10pm
>>73084299
>literally all paki constituencies
jej
>>73085972
>I thought the EU referendum campaign would be more exciting than this, but it's pretty quiet.
I suspect most people have probably made up their minds already. Few people understand how the EU works anyway. Not that I blame them, it's a complete fucking mess for the average voter to understand.
>>73085972
d was fucking funny, and I doubt Beardy McWeirdytrot can really get on his level, but we've not seen him fight a general election, and I don't think we shall. I think that's a shame because given the hype and limelight of a GE Comrade Corbyn could really shine and provide a lot of amusement.
>>73086183
There were police about when I was voting (in west leigh)
Look at these cheeky cunts
Plight of the child refugees: Zyrat is 12. He's an orphan. And he's alone in a squalid French camp. If Britain is to call itself civilised, we must take in youngsters like him
>We are talking at the ‘Jungle Kids Restaurant’, a well-appointed shack with a kitchen, pool table and TV. It is a popular and well-run sanctuary for boys like this (there seem to be no girls).
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3574160/Plight-child-refugees-Zyrat-12-s-orphan-s-squalid-French-camp-Britain-call-civilised-youngsters-like-him.html
>>73087115
Same here brother.
It's time to make Britain great again.
>>73087233
Is that fucking DIO on the wall?
>>73086679
Oh, I know it's well known for all types of fraud. I'd like to know what measures they take to prevent it, if they can, too.
The is the first time I've voted in this borough since the last mayoral elections and my polling card came in a plain envelope, which I've never had before and neither have my friends in other boroughs.
>>73087224
*Ed was fucking funny
>>73085534
Immigration is overloading our NHS, our education system and inflating the housing market while deflating wages
All of these problems would literally disappear overnight if the immigrants went home
>>73087506
but the immigrants provide a work force that boosts the economy
>>73087563
u dun got memed
>>73087506
Housing would probably still be fucked even when you remove immigrants.
It might improve, but it'd still be shit.
>>73087563
So basically "we're ok with effective slavery"
>>73087233
At least he doesn't look 30 like the other """""""""""""child""""""""""""" refugees.
>>73087563
This has changed my mind
>I was #ChestPainForBremain
>But now I am going to #LegsItForBrexit
>there are people who only have PCC elections and not council ones
Feel sorry for you. I remember how pointless the AV referendum felt.
>>73086906
is he voting UKIP
>Walk to gym
>It's shut for the election
ree
>>73087614
>>73087635
>>73087667
you guys don't know how to make an argument
>>73087563
If we didn't have immigrants increasing the size of the labour pool and forcing down wages then people would have more disposable income to spend that would also boost the economy. Also see, less pressure on housing leading to decreased housing costs.
>>73081151
>MFW labour uses a communist rose as their logo
>MFW they are still taken seriously
>>73083892
If you stay in the same area you'll be good for both.
Honest question: if Khan wins in London, will Boris Johnson be London's last White Christian mayor? It's not like you're getting less Pakis.
>>73087914
I'm not making a pro-immigrant argument, I'm making a statement.
>>73087729
Channel 4 right now won't stop showing ads for their child refugee show
>>73087914
>I want cheap foreign labour that i can pay less than minimum wage
Sounds like a plantation owner to me
>>73087635
If the immigrants left all the houses they are currently living in would be up for sale
I think housing prices would drop pretty significantly, especially in places known for being immigrant-filled like london
>>73088003
It's plausible a catholic Pole could one day be mayor.
>>73087967
>communist rose
The rose is a symbol of social democracy.
Socialism/Communism has the red flag.
The rebranding to a rose was one of Kinnock's main things in trying to move the party towards European social-democracy
>>73087967
>mfw ythe house of lancaster is still taken seriously
>>73087984
Thanks bud
>>73085256
Why you tryna ruin my day with that pic?
>>73088008
The Guardian always illustrate their articles about lone child refugees with the same picture of a 5 year old girl. If she is really alone, she would be so damaged physically and mentally by the inevitable rape that we couldn't afford to take any more than her anyway.
>>73088270
What's the matter? Not a Spurs fan?
>>73087233
>The refugees are literally vidya-playing /r9k/-tier neets
It all makes sense now, they probably watch anime 24/7
No wonder Angus Robertson was saying that the UK urgently needs to send over supplies of Chicken Nuggets
Got wisdom teeth coming through lads, think I'm slowly gnawing a hole through my cheek
Fuck's sake, QT panel is atrocious again
>>73088465
Quintessential British
Latest Hitchens article
London is a Republic with a President. Why aren't we more interested?
http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2016/05/london-is-a-republic-with-a-president-why-arent-we-more-interested-.html
>>73088465
Jesus Christ I can smell the stale sweat, cannabis and 'chemical-free deodorant' from here
I FUCKING hate the green party so much lads. The NI green leader and an ex-green independent are running in my constituency to make sure the former gets his seat. Some slimy bastard is fine with paying the deposit as long as his historic voters give the green leader a second vote. Slimy bastards.
>>73088465
Calling him a poet's a bit generous.
Just voted UKIP, lads
MAKE BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN
>>73080934
You won't leave the EU and then the jews will wipe you out.
Voted Zac then UKIP twice
GOD IT FEELS SO GOOD
>>73088792
Me too. Second choice: BNP.
>>73088554
Given he is a creature of the 50s, the contrast in that pic is amazing.
>>73088554
>those sleeves
Jesus Christ someone find him a tailor
>>73088705
>being surprised that commie faggots have no respect for democracy
anon that's like being surprised when Mahmoud al-Kebab ibn Birminghami turns up at the polling station with surrogate voting papers for his 34 kids that all happen to be on a university work placement in France at the same time
>>73085263
Vibrant diversity!
>>73088705
I want to say that Patrick Harvie makes for good TV, but the rest of the Scottish Greens are awful.
As in, they're the kind of people who make a good case for setting your house on fire to make the environment worse just to spite them. They're awful, just awful.
>>73088465
>Isabel Oakeshott
Something nice on the eyes at least
>>73088465
But an inspiration - tackling not only racism but dyslexia. Apparently.
No seriously he's not that bad in general but has no business weighing in here.
post your favorite British music ITT
mine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaCNkT6VYoY
>>73089226
post your favourite American military victory ITT
mine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Po0MpXFhHE
Just voted ukip lads :^)
http://newsthump.com/2014/05/22/ukip-voters-determined-to-overcome-challenge-of-drawing-an-x/
>people on my Facebook are sharing this
>>73089226
I'm more partial to American music to be quite honest with you chum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Rqdgna3Yw
>>73089217
Take some Picts, Celts and Silures
And let them settle,
Then overrun them with Roman conquerors.
Remove the Romans after approximately 400 years
Add lots of Norman French to some
Angles, Saxons, Jutes and Vikings, then stir vigorously.
Mix some hot Chileans, cool Jamaicans, Dominicans,
Trinidadians and Bajans with some Ethiopians, Chinese,
Vietnamese and Sudanese.
Then take a blend of Somalians, Sri Lankans, Nigerians
And Pakistanis,
Combine with some Guyanese
And turn up the heat.
Sprinkle some fresh Indians, Malaysians, Bosnians,
Iraqis and Bangladeshis together with some
Afghans, Spanish, Turkish, Kurdish, Japanese
And Palestinians
Then add to the melting pot.
Leave the ingredients to simmer.
As they mix and blend allow their languages to flourish
Binding them together with English.
Allow time to be cool.
Add some unity, understanding, and respect for the future,
Serve with justice
And enjoy.
Note: All the ingredients are equally important. Treating one ingredient better than another will leave a bitter unpleasant taste.
Warning: An unequal spread of justice will damage the people and cause pain. Give justice and equality to all.
>>73089226
Post your favourite burger music in this thread
mine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYNiXVgbyQk
When do we get results for todays election?
Also should I go conservative or UKIP? voting for PCC
>>73089638
Haha there's no way Sinn Fein are gonna be the biggest party in NI haha
The liberal boycott of the DUP and the public shaming of its voters due to their stance on gay marriage isn't gonna do anything right?
>>73089733
UKIP
>>73089733
Is your seat a safe Conservative seat, then vote UKIP.
Is your seat a safe Labour seat, then vote Conservative
Is your seat a swing between Conservative and Labour, vote Conservative.
The real aim in local elections this year is to shit over Labour.
Any Scots here?
I convinced my family not to vote SNP anymore
>>73089638
>Silures
>Being used as a separate entity to Celts
I fucking hate that nigger more than any other nigger on this planet.
>>73088465
Is this guy bottom 5 QT guests ever?
At least dianne abbot knows a little about politics
>tfw all friends at Uni are Labour supporters
South Wales is suffering desu
>>73089163
>nice on the eyes
lmao, by britass standards
>tfw only pcc elections
Voted UKIP 1st, Tory 2nd anyway though.
>>73090327
He's down there with that random footballer they put on about a month and a bit ago.
>>73090470
Jermaine Jenas? He's nowhere near as bad as Ben
>>73089733
>Also should I go conservative or UKIP? voting for PCC
Whoever you want, PCC doesn't really matter that much. I went Lib Dem / UKIP.
>>73090574
That twat is barely qualified to be on match of the day
>>73090110
Just vote for whoever yo want
The establishment is set up to make you vote against your interests, If you listen to people like this the establishment wins
UKIP will likely take less than 10% of what labour will get here but I vote for them because if I didnt id be voting against my interests
Exit polls when?
>>73090898
After 10:00 I think
>>73090734
>if I didnt id be voting against my interests
The point is that by voting in your interests you might be voting against your own interests.
>>73090734
that's it lad
fuck strategic voting
it's a scam
>>73090345
Compared to the usual panel and audience members, I'll take it
>>73090667
He was no worse than any other public figure with shit opinions they drag on, Ben on the other hand is fucking poison.
>>73091076
I honestly think its one of the biggest flaws in our "democracy"
Its a good introductory redpill though
People hate it when they realise how little their votes matter
>>73089638
Fuck a melting pot I'm more inclined to put them in an oven
>>73091250
Fair enough, I guess poetry professor does take the cake.
Is he a rastafarian?
>>73090321
I'm thinking it's the beginning of the end for the SNP.
Ironically backstabbed by their fellow 'Yes' voters, instead of taken down by opposition from pro-union campaigners.
>>73090338
I know that feel, I'm open about being a card carrying member of UKIP though.
>>73091664
they hate ians and isms, fucking kek. blame the whore of babylon, mon.
>A
>MUSLIM
>MAYOR
SUCH AN EVENT CANNOT POSSIBLY BE CREATED BY HUMAN IMAGINATION
>>73091687
We might actually get a proper implosion when the media actually starts properly scrutinising them, instead of sweeping everything under the rug since because they're as anti-Western as the Greens.
Otherwise we're going to continue be stuck in this cycle of the SNP making Scotland worse, blaming Westminster/Tories/English/whites, and never being called out on this outright lie.
>tfw my friends are starting to support brexit
About a month ago all my friends were Bremainers or on the fence, now I'm starting to convince them all to vote leave. Feels good man.
>>73092223
>leave EU
>join UAE
>>73092101
>when the media actually starts properly scrutinising them, instead of sweeping everything under the rug since because they're as anti-Western as the Greens.
The media spends plenty of time 'scrutinising' them.
The thing is, nobody listens because the media burn their credibility by running the most stupid of stories and blaming them for everything when you've got people like Wings over Scotland who'll give explanations as to why what the newspaper says is nonsense. [not a fan of his, being anti-independence, but the scottish media are mostly shite labour lapdogs instead of fair critics of all parties.]
It also leads to people tuning out their legitimate fuckups as "yet another accusing them of fucking up the 4rth bridge when the bridge was already fucked and Labour's determination not to build a new bridge is just as much to blame"
Nonetheless, infighting will yet again be the death of a leftist movement. Pottery.
Lads, the UKIP councillor for Sheffield city wasn't even shown on my poll card so I couldn't vote for them...
Have I just been culturally enriched?
>>73092223
Good effort, I'm still trying to get my mates to register to vote despite them saying they support Brexit. I just don't get it
>>73092557
Did you take a photo?
>mfw voting day
So comfy m8s
>>73092557
UKIP didn't put forward a candidate in Sheffield City.
>>73084295
You are better off without scotland honestly
WHY DOES OFFICIAL-BRITPOL NOT WORK?
Or does the player only work when it's activated or some shit by admins?
>>73092903
You are better off without glasgow honestly
FTFY, Glasgow is the place fucking up everything
>>73091057
Its set up to be that way on purpose
There is no winning, but if you vote for who you want at least you can vote against your interests with some dignity
if you give in and vote for someone you dont even like you fucked up on two levels
>>73092557
Some seats didn't have a candidate put down, 5/11 of my cities seats don't have a UKIP candidate.
>>73093004
It was killed by the "Conservatives are the only viable option" meme
>>73093053
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_effect
>glasgow is so shit that people literally die earlier for no known reason
voted UKIP first and unionist shits for the rest
Please give me a good stream to watch Question Time and the results later
>>73084295
/scot/ here. Voted Green precisely to cuck SNP.
Convince me to trot down and vote i haven't today i have 1 hour and 20 min left . I would personally vote for Farage just because the nigger is based.
Why is Scottish politics so fucking gay?
>Dugdale is a lezzer
>Davidson is a rug muncher
>Harvie is a fudge packer
Even the head of UKIP is a fucking sodomite, and I bet that Sturgeon probably pegs her husband as he cross dresses or some nasty shit.
God I hate this country. Devolution was a mistake.
>>73093056
You're a dumbass
>>73092864
Orly?
>>73092223
I managed to get 12/13 of my lower-class scum mates from college to vote for UKIP
>tfw the labour people came in with a special booth to sign people up to vote
>tfw I got 12 people to sign up who all went and voted UKIP
Feels good
p.s I got 2 cleaners to vote UKIP as well
>>73093189
kek
>>73093288
You cucked yourself and your country
>>73093304
That's for Park and Arbourthorne. Scroll down and you'll see that there's no candidate for the City Ward.
>>73092903
Fuck off
Is cumbria having any of these things today or not?
>>73093301
>voting for someone you dont want to vote for
>the other guy is the dumbass
>>73093288
You revolt me communist
Really wish brit/pol/ would stick around for another few months tbqh. You lads kept me sane over the summer
>>73093288
Unless you're anti-independence, you're an idiot.
A useful idiot though. Thank you :^)
>>73093299
Lots of second rate people being promoted to leadership positions.
other than Dewar and Salmond I can't think of anyone I'd really consider a proper politician out of the Scottish Parliament leaders. Most of them are quite clearly second rate.
>>73093534
>Pretending you're not sameposting
irrelevant to thread but
Does /b/ even exist anymore?
what do people even do there?
is it full of bots
are they all newfags who've been on the site for less than a month?
>>73092421
>The media spends plenty of time 'scrutinising' them.
If they were Labour lapdogs they'd be rightfully tearing them a new arsehole over the Named Person Scheme.
I also don't think infighting will kill them, since they'vee had plenty of practice in suppressing free thought. Just look at how the 56-going-on-52/1 manage to all vote exactly the same for everything, like opposing a referendum on EU membership.
Also less solid, but there seems to be a large chunk of members opposed to the EU who are being silence pretty effectively, only from what I've read though.
>>73093547
With Brexit creeping up these threads will be popping up a lot more
>>73093665
You know you can go check for yourself right?
>turn up to polling station in Cambridge
>crowds of crusty old leftist floral pattern wearing scum chatting everywhere
>locking my bike and overhear some greaseball come up to the people sitting outside
>"You'll be glad to know the Torys and UKIP wont be getting my vote today"
>"How are you Steven?"
>"Still unemployed, there are just no jobs out there"
>lives in the city with the lowest unemployment rate in the entire country
Stuck two cheeky KIP votes down for the bants.
>>73093585
>implying Im pretending im not sameposting
When can we expect the first results to start trickling in? 1am?
>>73093805
no you
>>73090898
I don't think they did exit polls for the last local elections
>>73093676
>If they were Labour lapdogs they'd be rightfully tearing them a new arsehole over the Named Person Scheme.
Labour voted for the named person scheme.
>since they'vee had plenty of practice in suppressing free thought
Internally. Infighting in 'The "yes" movement' more widely is what will fuck them.
>Also less solid, but there seems to be a large chunk of members opposed to the EU who are being silence pretty effectively, only from what I've read though.
Most of them are probably keeping quietly out of the (relatively wise) position of "Keep quiet now, we'll use Brexit to get out of the UK, then you can work on getting Scotland out of the EU"
Which, if it is the case, demonstrates that the centre-right of 'Yes' support is actually sane and understands how to bide your time to get what you want, while the far left are idiots who'll kill their entire cause because "The SNP aren't radical enough!"
>>73089163
id let her shot my oak if you know what i mean
When will coverage start? i.e. dimblebee
>>73093829
In Cambridgeshire today too lad.
Strutted up to my local polling station and was bemused to find a bunch of elderly people sitting around wearing Lib Dem pin-ons. I mean it was a sorry sight, dying people for a dying party. And one of those "happy go lucky" smiley candidates jumping around being friendly under his big lib dem lapel.
I honestly don't understand how anyone can consider voting for the Lib Dems. They are THE most boring grey area loser party at the moment.
I dont think i can watch lads
Its to depressing , can you imagine a White christian mayor outside of white countrys.It would never happern
>>73094180
Dimbleby's gonna be on QT but dunno if he's gonna be on the election programme.
We know Huw Edwards is gonna be on it but we're all hoping THE NEIL will be on there too
>>73087894
home gym masterrace.
Got given like 500lbs of old rusty plates years ago, sanded them and painted them..
Could do with a rack though.
>>73094304
Cambridge is a Lib Dem strong hold ,thought that was common knowledge
>>73093983
early hours i guess.
>>73094304
Where in Cambs?
I need to fucking get out of this city - the rent is crippling me and its a shithole apart from the very centre.
Packs of Eurotrash sent here by their families to "study English".
Hordes of Chinks with selfie-sticks blocking the pavements.
Plus there is a new train station opening near my house so my boomer cunt landlord will have an excuse to up my rent even more than it already is.
I'm eyeing up St Neots and driving in to work before relocating back to Northumberland / Newcastle and keeping the same salary.
>>73094180
11:45 on BBC1 after Question Time ends. Huw Edwards is on, don't know if Dimblebot or based Andrew Neil will show up though.
>>73094180
Coverage starts at 10 but no dimblebot
Huw Edwards will be doing the coverage on BBC 1 I think
>>73094395
I might skip tonight because of Zephanbongo the poet showing up.
Why even have him as a panelist? He's got no qualifications to speak about politics at all besides being the biggest one of the bigest "MUHNORITIES" I've ever seen.
His poetry is so bad, that in school our teachers would join in with the entire class would read them out making fun of their simplicity and forced political messages.
Not in the mood to cringe too hard tonight.
>>73089638
We Refugees
I come from a musical place
Where they shoot me for my song
And my brother has been tortured
By my brother in my land.
I come from a beautiful place
Where they hate my shade of skin
They don’t like the way I pray
And they ban free poetry.
I come from a beautiful place
Where girls cannot go to school
There you are told what to believe
And even young boys must grow beards.
I come from a great old forest
I think it is now a field
And the people I once knew
Are not there now.
We can all be refugees
Nobody is safe,
All it takes is a mad leader
Or no rain to bring forth food,
We can all be refugees
We can all be told to go,
We can be hated by someone
For being someone.
>>73094470
>Lib Dem strong hold
What? These still exist?
>>73094395
>tfw it used to happen all over the world before churchill and hitler destroyed imperium together
What's wrong with an EU army? Seems like a good plan to me.
We's save major bucks on the armed forces and likely have the second strongest military force on the globe at our disposal. Ok, so we wouldn't be able to declare war on whichever Muslim nation is currently being a dick, but that's not a big deal.
Orkney and Shetland are Lib Dem fortresses.
The Lib Dems may be cucks but I'd love to see them hold off the SNP tonight desu. Maybe we'll see Tories defect to UKIP and their share of the vote rise.
1 HOUR
>1 HOUR
1 HOUR
>1 HOUR
HAVE YOU VOTED FOR NIGE YET, LADS? DO YOUR DUTY.
>>73089638
>>73094718
How can you go from pic related to this
>Then take a blend of Somalians, Sri Lankans, Nigerians And Pakistanis,
>Combine with some Guyanese
>And turn up the heat.
>>73094995
To be honest I wouldn't mind if the SNP took O&S, so long as they had a surprise loss elsewhere.
Safe seats trigger me.
Just voted lads
>>73094610
Someone ask him then? He has a twitter.
>>73094750
Its the only one tbf
>>73088465
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/children_sbookreviews/11121666/Benjamin-Zephaniah-bath-britain-multicultural-UKIP-racism-terrorism-YA-novel-terror-kid-poet-birmingham.html
>Anyone with a fixed idea of what Britain is, is actually anti-British. Britain has always been multicultural, right back to settlers in medieval times
>Zephaniah served a prison sentence for burglary
>>73089638
>Then take a blend of Somalians, Sri Lankans, Nigerians
>And Pakistanis,
>Combine with some Guyanese
>And turn up the gas.
>>73089638
>>73094718
>>73089217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KmS9fTXEjY
>>73095057
The SNP losing Orkney and Shetland would only reinforce the islander's Unionist nature.
Shetlander first
British second
Scottish third
Viking fourth
When you're miles off the mainland you only care about your local community senpai.
>>73095082
Brilliant post on /sp/ too lad
>>73095142
The argument that the UK has always been 'multicultural' is so fucking bizarre. Despite the fact we've been fairly homogeneous for a few hundred years, we were literally invaded by other cultures in our past.
How do you smugly point to waves of rapists and murderers and go, "that's you history so turn over and take it"?
sadiq's face when he doesn't win
>>73095413
I thought that picture of Nige really needed to be posted twice
>>73095313
>The SNP losing Orkney and Shetland would only reinforce the islander's Unionist nature.
It would maintain the status quo and possibly further lib-dem stagnation leading to a rather zealous SNP vote later on [assuming SNP get a majority here]
Give them an MSP they fucking hate for 5 years on a small majority, however...
>>73095482
Hes fucking going to though FFS
>>73095180
10/10
>>73095548
Couldn't agree more. Wish I had that Estonian's massive Nige folder on my laptop
>>73095614
zac attack wins desu
Lel in my area we can only vote for tories, labour or independent
>>73094566
Yeah there's a lot to complain about in Cambridge. The Chinese drive me fucking crazy too man. The way they get in the road without paying attention to their surroundings just to get a picture of that giant fucking clock with the shitty golden grasshopper on it. The Asian hivemind meme must be real, I mean they're willing to sacrifice themselves for the sake of a few bloody pictures and waste all heir money buying tat at the church market.
I've also noticed the abundance of signs up for "simple and easy english lessons for beginners" drives me fucking up the wall.
Though most of the locals are nice, The older population are a nightmare. I hate their entitled mindset, and they're all incredibly unfriendly.
I live in one of the smaller villages near Harston. It's a nice enough place, Lib Dem signs up everywhere though.
>>73095720
The bookies have himat like 9/1
Khan is 1/25 , its over
Welshbro here, voted for UKIP. Hope we get a few seats in the assembly.
>>73095811
stop it.
;_;
>>73095082
Strong half-time vote lad
>>73095837
You're not the only one mate.
>>73094566
>>73095774
Cambridge is paradise comapred to london
Be thankful for what you have got
>>73091602
Underrated post.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/667065/EU-Turkey-deal-visa-free-access-European-Commission
WTF IS THAT SHIT
>>73095837
Welsh UKIPer here too. I think we will.
>>73095880
Sorry mate ,its bummed me out as well
>>73095614
yep, my prediction is khan wins the LM, UKIP destroy everybody in councils performance wise with the exception of weird outliers like labour and lib dem strongholds.
Might see some odd UKIP swings in typical working class labour areas though, ie liverpool/manchester etc
>>73080934
When are you faggots voting for Brexit? I wanna drink the liberal tears and enjoy the butthurt when it happens.
>>73095978
I think UKIP might do pretty well in wales tonight. Labour councils have fucked wales desu.
>>73095837
Hopefully, shame Labour will still form the coalition but oh well
>>73096131
23rd June
>>73095837
Wales here also, hearing a lot of support for UKIP round here now so we should be on for some. Getting ready for the leftie butthurt tomorrow.
>>73096050
Labour losing out in the concils is the only posative we can take from this.
>>73095720
Zac is a bobble headed moron who couldn't run a campaign to save his life, let alone London.
Sadiq'll win big time much to our detriment but if he fucks up, which he likely will because the only thing that kept Boris in was his whacky normie friendly personality, it'll just make Labour look even worse. His campaign has looked bad around the country already. It's just London is picking the best of the worst.
>>73095924
Oh I am thankful. But complaining is the best British pastime mate.
I reckon most people wont bother turning up to vote but UKIP voters tend to give more of a shit so they could get a good result.
>>73095774
Yeah coming from the north and living here for 3 years has ground me down a bit. Its a nice place to visit but living in this city is actually quite shit.
Cambridge is the epicentre of nu-males in the UK.
Anyway whose gonna win Eurovision lads?
>>73093395
I doubt they'll be able to push this point through, so to me it's irrelevant.