>>73067636
Because it's another good day to party and get shit faced

>>73067636
When is Cinco de Mayo this year?

>>73067636
No one is being paid to shill for Hillary. It's a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt at smearing her campaign.

>>73068161
>when is May 5th this year?

>>73067636

Because we're degenerates.

NO ALCOHOL
NO DRUGS
NO TOBACCO

>>73067636
>we
I thought only la raza faggots gave a shit about that.

It's really an odd phenomenon. The only reason may fifth is relevant in Mexican history is because we won a battle of a war we lost to the French, no one actually gives two shits around here.

>>73068161
today you stupid fuck
i dont speak spanish and even i know when this burrito day is

Isn't it a celebration of Mexican heritage in the US?

That's what I've heard anyway.

>>73067636

Who says I do? It's just another day to me.

Fuck your stupid spic holiday.

Monroe doctrine, "European attempts at colonizing the Americas will be viewed as an act of agression blabbla". Battle of Puebla was the last time an European country invaded an american country.

Cinco de Mayo is great. Real Mexicans who live in Mexico don't celebrate it (Independence Day is much more important). Only beaner scum in the states use it as an excuse to wave flags and chimps.

Oh, and white chads and stacies get to wear sombreros, drink tequila then have (consensual?) sex