>happening
>the fire literally rising
>no sticky
>living in a place where the grass catches on fucking fire
>single patch of grass on fire next to your home
Put it out?
How does that even happen unless the actual fire is in your backyard and an ember blew over
>>73064736
>Irish intellectual
>>73064429
Remember it's more important to feed and house people suffering the unimaginable fate of living in T*rkey.
>>73064897
Don't be too hard on him. It's no his fault that the Irish have never seen fire before.
>>73064736
Wrath of the Gods. Or maybe a spliff thrown away carelessly by stoners. We'll never know.
>>73064429
Hey, what's your interest in this Ameribro?
>Rato loses and drops out
>worst wildlife in Canada's history
Weird how these things happen around the same time.
>>73065054
> wildlife
>>73065048
memes
>>73064429
>>73064429
>>73065143
The SJWs and libs
>>73065054
>worst wildlife in Canada's history
>speaking ill of the refugees
>Canada literally blazing
>>73065144
I understand
>>73065048
We aren't accepting any refugees, chingchong.
Have they said a cause for this fire? I haven't kept up with it. Will laugh heartily if it turns out to be some hippies smoking the ganja
>>73065238
>missed 4/20 by over a week
leafs amirite
>>73065277
You sure do
>>73065293
All they know is that it's only a very slim chance that it was started naturally.
Someone literally set fire to a large town.
>>73065282
Well you have accepted 1,800 already
and your nigger is trying to RUSH 10,000 more in
http://freebeacon.com/national-security/obama-plan-cut-refugee-screening-time-draws-concerns-terrorism/
>tfw live in the northeast US
>no wildfires
>no tornadoes
>no earthquakes
>no sinkholes
>all the hurricanes turn into thunderstorms
>the occasional blizzard, aka the comfiest weather event
lit. the best place to live
>>73064736
Water infrastructure is destroyed
Homes don't have running water. That fire is probably from embers blown in the wind
Lots of people hate fort mac. This was 100% intentional.
>>73065444
Please be a Syrian "refugee"
This is typical Australian weather, I don't even know what you leafs are complaining about. At least you guys don't have fire tornadoes.
>>73065477
It's shit like that causes Trump to get so much support.
>be Canadian
>entire town burns down
>dude weed
>>73065779
Well, our typical weather here is cold.
>>73065825
City of 80,000 people
>>73064429
Can't wait to see Canada's carbon emissions for 2016.
Trudeau is going to flip.
What we know: there was no lightning, fires usually happen late summer and not now. Rachel Notley say's that she is ashamed of the oil and gas industry. The NDP overtaxes sending industry running to the Dakotas and Saskatchewan while overspending when tax revenue would actually be higher with lower taxes. they are willing to go billions of dollars into debt but they just so happened to cut the wildfire budget by 15 million. Now that oil is going back up they have a new explanation for the destruction of Alberta, how convenient. http://www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/lack-of-lightning-suggests-a-human-caused-fort-mcmurray-fire-professor-1.2887946 .
>>73065873
How do they even measure that?
>>73065484
Your people are the biggest natural disasters of all
>>73064429
Any live streams or news feeds?
I know it's a fucking wildfire, but people are still stupid enough to fucking use periscope as the house next door bursts into flames.
>>73064429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zaVYWLTkU
>>73065901
professional lib ass sniffers
>>73065823
Yes. I just hope trump is not to late. The nigger has all year still to wreak havoc
It's a proof that Justin Trudeau is the antichrist
>comes out of nowhere and suddenly gains popularity
>attractive, seduces people with his charm
>wants people to commit sin like homosexuality
>lights up entire towns in fire
>>73066010
They have to go back
Bros, I got 170k in bank but EI is being offered. I don't feel like taking it, I want less fortunate people to have it.
>>73066019
>comes out of nowhere
His daddy was prime minister in the late 60s to early 80s and he was liberal leader for almost 4years before the election
PLEASE BE CAUSED BY MUSLIMS
PLEASE BE CAUSED BY MUSLIMS
PLEASE BE CAUSED BY MUSLIMS
PLEASE BE CAUSED BY MUSLIMS
>>73065942
Perfect
>>73065969
Theres live feed from the airport cam, if the stream is up (goes down frequently, not up atm)
>http://www.metcam.navcanada.ca/hb/index.jsp?lang=e
Just click on Fort McMurray
>>73065444
Please let it be a "refugee"
>>73066112
I fucing wish
>>73065969
shhh no they want dat insurance monies
>>73066019
I'm inclinded to believe this. There was a massive thunderstorm here in Toronto on the night he was elected.
>>73066095
>I got 170k in bank
It better be invested
>>73066112
Canadians are shilled enough to buy into this
I can see this working on hick southerners though
>>73066161
rare stylized uber pepe
mind if I save it, mr?
>>73065477
That's fucking nothing. We have over ten million people illegally here from south of the border and your bitching about 10k? Fuck off leaf.
>>73064634
bring the B a n t z
>>73066227
I got some invested but this 170k is the savings
>Shit's on fire, yo.
Also, fuck canacucks anyways. This is what you get for electing Truedeeauu
>>73066019
>antichrist
Every fucking time with this shit.
>>73066269
That wasn't the point of my post
He said we aren't accepting ANY refugees, I proved you are.
No idea why you had to but in, low self esteem?
>>73066340
nice selfie
>>73066356
This time it's true
>>73064429
>MFW its been raining for the past 5 days here
Enjoy your literal hell calishits
It does not help that Alberta is dryer then a feminist's cunt at this point, if someone starts a fire near Calgary or Edmonton, the same fucking thing is going to happen.
>>73066248
I would appreciate that my friend.
I can't believe it. They're attacking again...
>>73065491
Deprive it of oxygen, throw fucki dirt over it.
Why would you just let that shit burn next to your house
>>73066161
10 to 1 it's a 'volunteer fireman' with a massive autistic obsession with being a pyromaniac.
>>73066248
>rare
hello newfriend
>>73066500
"If you kill the fire, they win"
>>73066356
Why do people reference the antichrist.
>I specifically don't reference the most well known literary villain in history because I wear a fedora.
>>73066590
I have a folder consisting of over 500 pepes, never in my life have I seen that one. You are a FAG!
Fucking dragons. Why does nobody listen until it's too late?
>>73066666
>checked
guys today op is a fag
>>73066660
because the happening fags are mad that 2012 turned out to be bullshit and that the blood moon shit last year or so also turned out to be bullshit. so they are just waiting till the next apocalypse bandwagon shows up.
>>73064429
>>73064429
this whole fire thing in canada reminds of what happens whenever I use fire in Project Zomboid
>one day to prepare
>make molotovs
>find M16 and 500rds in bank
>day passes
>in office building
>horde appears
>In this current moment I am not ready but I was born ready.wav
>use molotov on horde
>city burns down
>surrounding forests are also burned down
>one molotov did all of this
>mfw
>>73066666
holy shit
That ain't a fire cunt, this is a fire
https://youtu.be/0lVPB3HI9Wg
You call that a fire cunt?
https://youtu.be/0lVPB3HI9Wg
>>73066704
hey fag
>>73066766
underrated
>>73066885
>>73066888
senpai
>>73066641
"If you're killed by fire, you win."
~Justin Jewdeau
Quebec are sending their water bombers.
>>73064429
No one is being paid to shill for Hillary. It's a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt at smearing her campaign.
>>73064429
>Chaos in the north
>Outright conflagration in these last few days
Good
>>73064429
infinitely rich canadians in distress. property damage is the worst that can happen
no fucks given
>>73067021
>>73066932
Hey, Mark.
>>73067060
The shills are even posting in nin-Hillary/Trump/election/US news threads.
Well, it they really existed they would. Like this guy. But they don't exist.
The shill just told us so, so we have to believe him.
What is Canada is new Babylon?
if any fort mac refugees need a place to shuteye and pat down, haul into my kitch in newfland for a quick swig of bottle of drink and a piece of fee and chee an beating the pat on george street b'ys.
>>73067310
In Canada thousands of hectares burn every year too
Cities of 80,000 people don't burn to the ground though.
>>73067104
Not everyone in Fort McMurray is rich asshole
>>73066500
That was from a video where fire was raining from the sky, and it was within 50-100 feet of the guys house. Surprised he stayed for that long.
>>73067320
Get this man some oxygen he's speaking in tongues
>>73064429
**Alberta Government update:
http://www.alberta.ca/release.cfm?xID=41701E7ECBE35-AD48-5793-1642C499FF0DE4CF
*Fort McMurray evacuated and over 1,600 buildings destroyed:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36199993
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/wildfire-destroys-fort-mcmurray-homes-most-of-city-evacuated-1.3563977
http://globalnews.ca/news/2679357/live-updates-of-fort-mcmurray-wildfire/
*Anzac and other communities south of Fort McMurray that many residents fled too now evacuated as well:
http://www.fortmcmurraytoday.com/2016/05/05/mandatory-evacuation-as-fire-threatens-anzac-gregoire-lake-estates
*Provincial State of Emergency called:
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/fort-mcmurray-fire-state-of-emergency-declared-1.2887111
*Trudeau Offers Full Federal Assistance To Alberta:
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/05/04/fort-mcmurray-fire-trudeau-sajjan-goodale-notley_n_9839044.html
*Could High Level and region be next?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/high-level-alberta-fire-evacuation-order-1.3567321
*Wildrose Party leader, Brian Jean, loses home in the fire
http://globalnews.ca/news/2678791/fort-mcmurray-wildfire-alberta-wildrose-leader-brian-jean-loses-his-home/
http://www.calgarysun.com/2016/05/04/wildrose-leader-brian-jean-and-fellow-mla-tany-yao-see-their-hometown-burn
*Lack of lightning suggests a human caused the fire says professor:
http://www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/lack-of-lightning-suggests-a-human-caused-fort-mcmurray-fire-professor-1.2887946
*Hack politician and Green Party Leader, Elizabeth May, uses fire to peddle her politics:
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/elizabeth-may-fort-mcmurray-climate-change-1.3566126
Wildfire Status Map:
http://wildfire.alberta.ca/wildfire-status/wildfire-status-map.aspx
Twitter Hashtag:
https://twitter.com/hashtag/ymmfire?src=hash&lang=en
leddit live news feed:
https://www.reddit.com/live/wv1txxp31g7z/
>>73067320
Man, I really can't understand french slang.
>>73066988
>tfw posting in a thoroughly derailed thread
>>73066095
Can you give me some for college?
>>73067562
>leddit live news feed
Leave.
>>73067563
Clearly newfie colloquial
>>73067422
don't lie to me, everyone in Canada is rich.
But I can't wait to see Highway Thru Hell's next season. They're currently filming in Alberta so I guess the crew got a taste of the chaos
>>73064429
Meh. Weve been dealing with fires for hundreds of yearz. Every year we greet summer in my area with the smell of red gum burning. It feels strange if I dont smell ash and its january. The whole city smells like an ash tray
>>73066449
Calgary here, looks like it's gonna rain today
I told that bitch this would happen.
>>73067624
>leaf is missing from the flag
D R O P P E D
>>73067706
Same here in Toronto which means the dome on Rogers centre stays closed
Shame because it's warm out and I'm going to the game
>>73067021
Love this guy
>>73067647
Fuck off -- Copying over the last Header for the thread and trying to keep it semi-on topic
>>73067563
it's newfie you idjit, not french.
>>73064736
There is a blazing inferno in the backyard and you want him to put out a small fire?
>>73067706
Not in Fort Mac though.
http://www.theweathernetwork.com/ca/weather/alberta/fort-mcmurray
Is this wildfire making international news?
>>73067742
ABSOLUTELY BLAZED
I hope it rains soon.
...of course it may since, since this is possibly god smiting you guys for electing a literal faggot PM.
The Fire Rises.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ayMp6K8pwg
>>73067845
I saw it on NBC Nightly News last night, so yeah.
The Queen has addressed it too.
>>73067030
loaded with raw sewage pulled from the waters of the St. Lawrence no doubt
>>73067845
>confusedcanadainwildfirevictim.jpg
payback for trafalgar
>>73067979
I saw HM address
She and Prince Philip were saddened by the events etc.
>>73068000
That's Nick Young senpai
Prospect Drive and Siltstone Place
>>73064429
No one is being paid to shill for Hillary. It's a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt at smearing her campaign.
>>73067700
And Americans and Candians come in here complaining about how they have to deal with one bushfire in their lifetime
>>73067946
Canada I'm Trudeau
![WgtI8Q0[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/WkIX8Ku.png "WgtI8Q0[1].png")
>>73067706
>fire ravages calgary and edmonton
>all the asians and poo in loos lose their homes and businesses to fire and decide to go back to their countries of origin
A man can dream, can't he?
>>73068073
I don't listen to rap
>>73067700
Different continent, same feel.
...doesn't make this shit any less tragic though. From what I gather, fires out in the brush are fairly common up there as well, but this one had the misfortune to take out basically the entire oil industry.
>>73066888
HOLY SHIT! YOU SEE THAT? HE FUCKING RAN PAST THAT STOP SIGN.
unbelievably irresponsible.
>>73068126
https://youtu.be/VRCM0jWEQjQ
>>73068075
Where are you getting this from?
My house is on Cottonwood creek way. Seems like fires are developing all around it but not there
>>73064429
BFD. In SoCal this shit happens 5 times a year. If it was serious I would have heard it on the radio this morning, but the chattering skulls are butthurt over Trump and the smoking age being risen to 21.
>>73068092
We have too actually, most of the time our fires are far from cities. I remember when I was up at Timmins 4 years back, there was a 37000 hectare one around there.
We don't have the heat and dryness of Straya, but we sure have hundreds of billions of trees.
>>73066106
And his grandpa was a member of the KGB
>>73068185
As a calgarian I would not be opposed to this
I own no property here anyway
>>73065368
MAPLETS BTFO
>>73064907 >>73065048 >>73065146 >>73065148 >>73065873 >>73065969 >>73066001 >>73066442 >>73066766 >>73066783 >>73067060 >>73067066 >>73067104 >>73067562 >>73067700 >>73068078 >>73068281
Just imagine being JEWISH in Alberta.
>>73064429
So the sky is literally falling?
>>73065484
>tfw Sandy was the worst disaster we've had in a decade
>tfw your house virtually unscathed despite living 15 min from the shore.
Irene fucked me over worse, desu phampaichi
>>73064429
plebs. That's why you shouldn't against CETA and ask for compensation.
>>73068277
Social media
Red Rock camp by Anzac was evaced. last night
>>73068092
Yank here, ignorant of Australian history. Please answer me this. If Australia was a prison colony where the British dumped their white niggers; their criminals, then where did the women come from to reproduce? I guess it was women criminals but thst ratio must have been crazy
>>73068420
Wouldn't be a big deal, in Southern Alberta, there's plenty of super religious Christian people. Christians generally like the Jews.
>>73068483
Which social media?
>>73068420
Just imagine being WOP
>>73068092
Last year Australians went to BC to help fight forest fires. Canada and USA have way more acreage burned each year than Austria
>>73068493
All the violent Criminals where executed Australia is a "prison" colony of aristocrats Workers people that knew too much and the deposed and rightful king of Britain.
From last night
>>73068527
>Christians generally like the Jews.
THEY
KILLED
OUR
MESSIAH
>>73068493
Dutch settlers
>>73064429
Can we please get some Dudeweedbro laid over all of this? The irony is too delicious.
>>73065484
do the people there count as a natural disaster
if not then it should count as one
>>73068572
Everything from Twitter, facebook, reddit, ect
You can follow it here https://www.reddit.com/live/wv1txxp31g7z/
>>73068675
dw still kickin.
>>73068493
>decide to start colony on newly discovered territory
>decide not to bring any women
Bush mechanics m8, we made em. Dont ask me how
We will get the weed soon. This will all be worth it Trudeau bros.
>>73064429
>be fire
>be millions of years old
>some dumbass forgets to put you out one day
>the humans, who have used you for thousands of years and have gone to the fucking moon, can't even control you
>burn down their cities for their incompetence
I'll fucking show them
As if Fort Mac. couldn't get any worse.. How bad is this going to effect Aberta's economy? Would like to be able to get a job when I get back home.
>>73065484
Only thing is the yearly shitty snow. Wasnt bad this year though.
>>73068744
>reddiy
Holy fuck please kys
[spoiler]thanks bro [/spoiler]
>>73064429
>driving car
>see fire
>doesn't turn on hose
>lets fire spread
>white ppl
>>73068675
>Romans are now Jews
>>73068420
Oy vey, i bet the Nazis did this. Please sir Weedlmao, provide shekels lost to this heinous act.
>>73068814
Cheap Canadian oil stocks is all I hear
>>73064429
No one is being paid to shill for Hillary. It's a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt at smearing her campaign.
>>73065146
>retarded hand signs
>Ill fitting suit
Stay classy, Jeb.
>>73065484
Living in the Northeast is punishment enough
>>73068420
With this fire, they'd be used to it
>>73068786
watch forest fire occurrences go up like 500% from idiot stoners flicking roaches into tinderbox woodland
>>73067828
This Fucking seriously Ireland watch the Damn video you drunk leprechaun.
>>73068075
That looks like a fucking shithole.
>>73068865
Yes, I hate myself for using it
>>73064736
It's a tiny part of a fire that's consuming an entire town.
>>73064429
>Get the water nigga!
>Oh lawd, Reekris!
>>73068493
female relatives of the prisoners moved to nearby settlements to visit their loved ones in jail, ended up living here for good
>oil in the crapper
>people getting laid off
>property bubble bursts
>loads of people put into negative equity
>jewish lightning strikes
>act of god clause triggered
>?????
>profit!
>>73067060
This isn't even well worded
Ask a potentially homeless fort mcmurray resident anything.
>inb4 dudeweed
>>73069235
>entire town.
Town is an understatement
Its a city of 80,000
>>73069226
If you are the same amerifat from last nights threads, thanks.
Its comfy having you here
>>73069314
Canadian history is so much more noble
At least our history involves wars with the French and Americans
>>73069359
Where were you? Cottonwood Creek Way here.
From last night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC2iPvXAggM
>>73069359
Have we started the fire brother?
>>73069359
Is your insurance going to pay for damages?
>>73069417
Thanks, I am. I will organize a good opening bread message so when we get to 300 We can move to a proper general.
>>73066888
That "You're fucking kidding"
>>73069479
Parsons creek area.
Estimated damage so far in 9 billion dollars.
>>73069456
Kek
>>73069546
I contacted my rep and the answer is yes. Any damages and costs i accumulate while away from fort mac that are essential. (clothes food gas) will be covered by my plan.
>>73069621
Oh shit nigger, good luck bro
Post-fire fort crack /pol/ meetup when?
>>73069578
Saves me the trouble of doing it based anon
YES NEW INFRASTRUCTURE! REBUILDING FORT MAC WILL CREATE MULLIONS OF JOBS. TAKE THAT CONSERVATIVES!
Gregoire Lake
>>73066888
>>73066909
firecuntmind
>>73069775
Maybe this was the NDP plan all along
>>73069725
Which raised a question in my mind. Can I go to west ed and buy yeezy's then say they were essential footwear?
>>73069775
I was thinking this
All the laid off oil workers will get retrained in construction
>>73069750
West ed mall desu.
>>73069843
That would involve having to go to Edmonton.
>>73064429
Is there any fire fighting equipment in Canada?
>>73069725
>clothes
So, you planning a trip to the west Edmonton mall?
This will lead to short term job growth.
>>73069750
/pol/ meetup
>>73069934
I was originally evacuated to north site camp but next day traveled to edmonton.
All members of the public and workers sheltering at Surmont have been evacuated
Holy fuck this is awesome. Also, how can anyone take these people seriously with that comical accent?
>>73069805
That's a very small hamlet where rich people live. Average price for a house there is around a million dollars.
>>73064736
God damn it Ivory Coast.
We should all meet at the city centre library in Edmonton lol
>>73067030
>wait until entire city is destroyed
"oh yeah you can use our waters bombers now lol"
it really is a conspiracy.
>>73069976
Yessir
>>73069725
well atleast there is that. since they said they are covering essentials would they also pay for a hotel room?
>>73070076
I Posted mostly for the nice photo
>>73070171
>thinks there are any hotel rooms left...
>Trudeau rebuilds the city from the ashes and uses it exclusively to house refugees and everyone that had their homes burn down are sent to cuck sheds
>>73070171
Until 1 day afer we are clear to go home all my hotel costs are covered
>>73068092
The western US has a shitload of wildfires every year.
>>73070279
Ive got 2 rooms at spruce grove travellodge
>>73070332
What if you no longer have a home?
>>73070417
Hopefully then you have good insurance.
>>73070393
>away from fort mac
Missed that part
>>73067700
>>73068092
>straya desperately trying to appear relevant
>>73070417
Well fuck my shit up. I'm in a pretty good financial position tho and my insurance will pay for a new home. If i use my savings I can restart my life pretty well.
>>73070332
Timberlea is currently untouched and the fire is heading South-Southwest. Looks like you got lucky.
People without insurance will need to buy cuck sheds
>>73070604
Partially correct. There are some areas of timberlea such as prospect area and walnut cresent
>>73070726
*that are being fucked up
>>73066442
There's a reason we're called 'New' England, my fellow free man
>>73070604
Yea, some people lost trailers, but that was about it.
>>73069030
So they do it for free?
>No one is being paid to shill for Hillary.
>It's a Republican-funded lie
O U
>>73070770
JUST
>>73070726
Yeah you're right, their web page is confusing so I didn't see that.
http://asset.rmwb.ca/wildfire/
>mfw Fort McMurray fires burnt over 18000 acres
>mfw Black Saturday bushfires in Aus burned over 300 000 in ONE day.
>>73070792
They're dealing with dry lightning from these pyrocumulonimbus clouds. The fire is generating its own weather.
>>73069775 >>73069841 >>73069856
You should hear the retarded shit I just read
>layoffs are normal in a healthy economy, it means businesses are restructuring
>>73070913
How many people did that fire displace?
>>73070825
im staying up to date by means of communicating with a close friend who is a first responder and following the rmwb twitter page (awesome person running that page keeping everyone in the loop) I'll post stuff as i learn it.
>>73071079
Nobody went anywhere because we're not soft cunts.
>>73070913
Fort Mac had a 100,000 ha fire 6 years ago, and it came even closer to the camps as the one this year.
>>73070604
Photo from Timberlea
>>73068211
>Man is causing global warming
>Man is preventing nature from traking it's course in terms of wildfires. Usually forests would burn constantly but man has put a stop to it, leaving a lot of fuel to gather on forest floors
Liberals literally cannot reconcile these two statements
>>73070282
>refugees die in an identical fire three years later
>>73071156
OK cool, keep us posted.
>>73071015
Jesus Christ
>>73070792
What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?
Somebody loses a trailer
>>73071254
It's actually a fairly common thing with these sort of fires, it's just that it's already spreading due to this lightning. There's reports of a couple new fires about 10km away from the main one, east of Fort Mac.
