Sorry Canada but you gotta take one for the team.
It seems like Trump may actually win and our liberals are actually going through with their max exodus.
But hey, look at the bright side, at least it'll be Americans working at Tim Horton's instead of Asians and Indians.
How come liberals always say they're moving to Canada, but not Mexico? Um, racist much??
Every single election year faggots on both sides say they're going to move. It never happens
>>73059791
Funny how none of them want to move to Mexico.
>>73059791
Jesus, what an attention whore. Look at me! Look ar me!
Such ego.
>>73059904
This.
Why not mexico to prove how not-racist you are?
>hashtags
good riddance.
helping keeping texas red
>>73059904
kek. good point.
What all of these dumbotrons fail to realize is how difficult it is to actually claw your way out of this place. Unfortunately the rest of the world has not yet realized the virtues of allowing unchecked AMERICAN immigration, so people still need permanent residency and eventually citizenship to truly escape. It's actually surprisingly difficult to do, particularly if you don't have an easily marketable skill and an affinity for another language (lol, america). Even then, you get to pay taxes to good old uncle sam if you make more than ~90k a year unless you're willing to renounce your citizenship, wherein you'd lose any social security money you'd paid in up to that point and potentially lose the ability to return home easily.
I wonder what @beardedwoodsmith plans to do in canada to satisfy permanent residency requirements without a corporate sponsor...
>woodsmith
>wood
>smith
>bearded
I'm sorry canada
Meanwhile, American blacks want to move to Germany. Never mind that they can barely speak English, let alone German. Or that they have no marketable skills.
>>73059791
>Texas plates
Wouldn't it have been quicker just to go back to mexico?
>TFW buying stuff from dumbass leafs with glorious USD
>>73059791
Celebs confirmed to leaving country after impending Trump election victory. Please update if you know of others.
Lena Dunham (Actress)
Rosie O'Donnell (Actress)
Omari Hardwick (Actor)
Samuel L. Jackson (Actor)
Miley Cyrus (Musician)
Barry Diller (Businessman)
Jon Stewart (Host)
Cher (Musician)
Al Sharpton (Reverend)
Whoopi Goldberg (Actress)
Katie Hopkins (TV Personality)
Raven Symone (Actress)
Neve Campbell (Actress)
George Lopez (Actor)
>>73059791
>needs social media following on top of being a massive fucking faggot
good riddance. jesus christ.
>>73060813
Germany loves that bbc.
They have literally no other hobby.
>>73059791
Holy fuck.
Here comes one more possible trudeau supporter. One more new lefty faggot for us to embrace.
Wooohoooo
Why do Homosexual-Americans think they can just waltz in here with open, inviting arms? Get the fuck in line.
>>73061011
>Katie Hopkins
What? Really?
>>73059791
>bearded.woodsmith
He's probably so manly, drinking his Starbucks in the morning.
>>73061011
I'd vote for Trump for this alone, if true.
>>73059791
>I-if Trump wins I'm moving to Canada!
>If Bernie doesn't win I'm moving to Australia!
Why do they only want to move to "White" countries? What's wrong with Mexico, or South Africa, or some other white minority country?
>>73059791
why don't these people ever move to mexico?
>>73061011
Oh fuck I hope all these degenerates leave
>>73059791
I hope we establish gulags to send these liberals to.
>>73061011
>Al Sharpton
Sharpton won't do it. He makes too much money on black-white controversy in the states, and niggers are quick to turn on other niggers that they perceive as having abandoned them.
>>73059904
>Why not mexico?
Even liberals know, that Mexico is a shitty third world country where they are killed
or kidnaped by Cartels. Btw liberals dont speak spanish
>>73060966
Our stuff costs 30% more anyways. I don't get where you save money? A big mac combo here costs over 10 bucks for example. A pint at an average bar can cost between $6-10.
I'd happily exchange with a liberal poofter in the US. They can come live here if I can go live there should Trump win.
>>73059791
>the absolute confusion on someone's face when you explain to them how much marketable skills and money they would need to legally move to Canada as a whitey
Sorry, it is not like walking over a ditch from Mexico and squatting a some shack.
>>73061371
Bernie supporters should move to socialist countries since they like it so much
>>73061748
Ahhhh man that is so great
>>73059791
Canada THIS is your opportunity to redeem yourself!
>Accept hordes of marxist SJWs
>Give them housing in a remote area of the Yukon
>Proudly tout the diversity and cultural enrichment they will experience living with Eskimos
>They can't say no because that would be racist
>Nowhere to run to and no survival skills
>Nature kicks in
>>73060745
Can confirm. I'm moving to another country this year and it will be over 12 months before I can even get residency and even that will be an APPLICATION. Nothing certain. I'm young, educated, no criminal record for me or any of my family and I can work hard as my CV reflects. I'm also White native British and the country I want to move to is Aus so it's not like I'll find it hard to get along there, I should be top of the line but it's still extremely long winded.
I know what the legal immigrants supporting Trump mean when they say I did it legally, they can too. Legal immigration is an utter ball ache but it is absolutely necessary. If you truly can be a functioning happy and assimilated member of that country you won't whine about it.
If however you want free gibs well...
>>73061011
>Katie Hopkins
Source on that please she seems like prime pro-Trump candidacy look at her Twitter after Brussels she was going all out on Islam, plus she's British so not like it would be hard for her to leave.
Other than that I see like 3 Jews just on the face of it so that's good.
>>73061371
South Africa has socialized healthcare, education and housing all this on top of being the biggest welfare state in the world.
This would be a paradise for blacks in America that would like to live in a country Governed by blacks exclusively. I mean they even have employment regulations that come close to excluding whites from the workforce. Black America would thrive in this haven.
Granted it's dogshit, but I'd be more than willing to exchange with any Americans that don't want to live in Trump's America.
I saw some ad about moving to Canada. It didn't mention Trump but he was implied. Wish I remembered what it was.
>woodsmith
he looked just as expected, he's your problem now
https://youtu.be/2SYcevBYO6c
>>73060034
not really. why would you expect anyone to go there to live?
this works out brilliantly
i hear some land just became vacant in canada
>>73061011
Samuel Jackson is the only one who actually contributes anything worthwhile, but literally no one else will be missed. Gotta take the bitter with the sweet
>>73059791
LOL THEY CAN FUCK OFF TO LIBKEK PLACES LIKE TORONTO
>>73062071
>I mean they even have employment regulations that come close to excluding whites from the workforce.
It's funny that to the rest of the world, this is a reversed stereotype. If we would say "fuck that shit, blacks get all the jobs first while whites stay in welfare" we'd get accused of being racist slavedrivers.
>>73061011
Lena Dunham is famous why exactly?
I see her on loads of talkshows and I can't really figure out why. I know she fiddled on her sister, but that's about it.
>>73062252
SLJ Contributes absolutely nothing worthwhile.
>>73061011
for them moving means buying some property, living there for a month or two and then coming back to America for work
Good. More room for me to move to glorious freedom land where I don't lose 23% of my pay every week to fund programs in cities that aren't mine, that I could never qualify for and help me in no discernable way!
>>73062136
And it's an obvious ploy to get more views to his shitty woodworking videos. Might even be OP.
Anon, we will always be idiots, but lets not be useful ones. Enough with the woodjew.
>>73060813
>>73059791
Headline: KEKS FOR BUCKS!? HAD TRUMP GONE MAD!?
In What Is The Strangest Move Ever By Any President, Donald has enacted the 2016, "Great Cuck Exchange" Program.
In Donald's own words this evening: "We've gotta do something about all these cucks, these are not good people. We've got a lot of them. What we need are strapping young bucks, and in Germany, believe me folks, listen, the young bucks are fleeing what's happening over there, we've gotta make a deal. They want our cucks and our cucks want to go. We can make a deal."
Early estimates are that by 2017 Trump will have traded half the nations college age liberals and African American population for young educated Germans and Canadians. Germany's High Chancellor of the Islamic State of Germany , Abudul Jeeshrama Muhabd had this to say "ALLUH ACKBAR, bring more daughters"
The president of Sweden could not be found in the burnt out shell of a country for comment.
What would dude weed man lol do if millions of Americans illegally migrated to Canada? He seemed to condemn Trump for want to send illegals back. I would laugh my ass off if a bunch of fat, lazy American SJWs crossed in to Canada and bankrupted you national health care system with their diabetes treatment.
>>73062409
1st place at state fair 2009 and she's had a swelled head ever since
>>73062409
http://archive.is/uDs65
>>73062437
Except the great movies hes been in and the roles he's played that are now ingrained into our culture. I know you're just memeing to be le edgy 4chan raciss keklord, but he's truly a great actor.
>>73062387
When is uncle Geert going to come and save us?
>>73062623
Being in good movies doesn't mean he's a good actor.
Hint: he isn't a good actor.
Hell, he doesn't even fucking act most of the timemandnplays the exact same role in every single movie. If you want to see him """"" act""""" go watch more recent movies of his like Kingsman. He's fucking terrible. He got a lot of popularity for being an angry meme actor with his le angry black man persona, but he is not a good actor.
>>73059791
to get trump in as president I think we should take one for the team open the gates ! liberals go north the Indians are nice people
>>73059791
Why are the Mexican liberals not moving to Mexico?
>>73062623
>SLJ has had good roles
>Denzel is a good actor
there's a difference
>>73059791
Mexico's closer, go there.
>>73059791
LMAOing@Texans
>>73063211
Pretty sure Denzel Washington is the only good negro actor in Hollywood.
I mean legitimately good.
>>73063335
>>73063102
dumb meme.
liberals know mexico is a shit hole. thats why they are sympathetic to the ones that try to leave.
>>73063646
The point is they don't want to be around them. Diversity is good for everyone but them
>>73062008
>>73061198
I looked it up and you guys are right. Some of the lists mistakenly had her on it, she actually said she would move TO the US if Trump was elected.
>>73063646
A nation is the sum of its people.
If you say Mexico is a shithole, it's people must be shitty.
Poor ol' Canada is already getting raped by their own government. They don't need libs from the south crossing the border and shitting things up even more.
>>73062136
Clean your fucking garage
>>73063834
The problems in mexico can be blamed on the corrupt government and cartels. So everyone else is seen as unfortunate to be there.
>>73059904
Mexico's immigration laws are worse than ours. You can't buy land or get government assistance.
>>73059791
I always found it ironic that libtards won't move to Mexico.
>>73064049
>You can't buy land or get government assistance.
>'worse'
>>73064049
>You can't buy land or get government assistance.
Sounds like their policies are better than the ones in most Western nations.
>>73064047
The same cartels that operate across the border and smuggle people and substances and ebil assault babykiller 9000 guns?
>>73060813
"Back to Germany"
>>73064126
>>73064212
check out these c.ucks that cant own land
>>73061081
You fucking love it.
>>73059791
delete this thread please.
>>73064306
What? You think immigrants SHOULD be allowed to own land and get government assistance?
>>73064264
Ich bin ein Berlinerz n sheeeeiiit
>>73064263
i guess thats more reason to keep moving north
>>73064264
Merkel wills it
>>73062343
NOPE, we have enough SJW nutjobs here. Please go somewhere else.
>>73064264
They're descendants of the famous black German composer Mozart.
>>73061472
>Even liberals know, that Mexico is a shitty third world country where they are killed or kidnaped by Cartels.
And yet they want those people in their country still. It defies logic.
>>73062146
Because 11 million are getting deported to there. :^)
>>73059791
Why not Mexico? Are they racist?
>>73059791
>Hashtags
>99.9% chance hipster
>Everything I do is for attention
This depresses me for some reason.
I also like how everyone in America just assumes they will be welcomed into Canada with open arms - sorry, we only do that with Syrian refugees.
![1462439192841[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/va8sQlK.jpg "1462439192841[1].webm")
Why would they move somewhere that is quickly turning into mordor?
>>73064926
>average Australian summer.webm
>>73064926
To me it looks more like hell from that Constantine movie.
>>73064698
Black history getting more more complicated, we wuuz kangz germanz Asianz godz n shieet
>>73062478
Severely underrated.
>>73061011
This is reason enough to vote for him, especially All Sharpton.
>>73061011
>katie hopkins
fucking hell. How do you lot even know who this pathetic cunt is?
>>73064926
>Canadians ellect liberal cuck
>God turns Canada into Mordor
I think there's a message
>>73059904
Canada's closer, you fucking moron
>>73061011
>"Hating Mexicans is racist!"
>"Mexico is a wonderful country with great people"
>"I want to leave America... should I go to Mexico...? Hahaha, no way am I going to live in that hellhole, I'm moving to Canada."
>>73063955
It's already too late for us. The best we can hope for is that the diffusion of liberal opposition out of the US will allow Trump to make some real headway.
>>73064926
thats a lot of t shirts and sleeveless shirt on grown men. are you sure this isn't Alabama?
>>73065557
I don't think it's closer if you life in the southern part from merika
>>73065557
Closer.. To Texas... Where the guys plate is from...
>>73065557
>Canada is closer to America than Mexico
>>73061472
Isn't 2016, Trump, the wall
A very good time for liberals to move to Mexico?
I mean they are making a political statement?
>>73062136
He's canadian and just moving back.
>>73061011
This reason alone should be enough for someone to vote for Trump
>>73061011
>George Lopez
Hope he's moving to Mexico. Preaches la raza bull shit and taking back California.
Go show us how great Mexico is George. But don't be a bitch now. Americanized Mexican towns don't count.
>>73062478
top kek
>>73060813
>Bruh
>Bruh
>Bruh
>Senpai
I hope they follow through with this decision.
>>73059791
>fatty bankrupt might win
on what planet? seriously women will not vote for a fat tub of lard so what planet is trump going to win an election on?
>>73066118
Obama won by getting a lot of young people to vote for him.
what about all the young people that say they wont vote at all if bernie doesn't get nominated?
>>73065557
to you, maybe
>>73063955
We have already apologized several times for Bryan Adams
What the fuck is going on with this black's history shiieet?
Everyday niggers invent some stupid shit trying to appropriate for themselves some part in humanity's history, even though they have no real history.
>>73059791
>Those social media handles
Western society is dead. If Trump doesn't win a full scale rebellion is necessary.
>>73065557
Retard post of the day
>>73067102
I second the nomination. Murican geography!
>>73060813
Blacks automatically congregate to countries with the largest welfare states.
I am disgusted by the overt racism of these movers. Why don't they consider moving to Mexico, it's a wonderful country with wonderful people.
>>73065557
wow, it's like you wanted to get made fun of.
>>73064126
Worse for the immigrants. I apologize I should have been more clear about that. Obviously every Western society should stop offering assistance for immigrants. Why we would take in people who can not contribute more than they receive makes no sense. Fucking virtue signaling politicians spending other people's money to show what good people they are.
>>73059791
No one is being paid to shill for Hillary. It's a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt at smearing her campaign.
>>73059904
Because fire 15 million of them, it's a given!
>>73068315
This isn't even well worded.
>>73059904
Children hate cleaning up their own messes.
>Fuck up America
>Cry and move north to fuck up the next whiter country
It's like how Bay Area queers whine about diversity then all move to Portland aka the countries whitest major city.
>>73066858
That's RAYCIST!
>>73059791
>Upset over a fascist becoming president
>Moves to a monarchy.
top kek
>>73068859
I spot multiple counts of bullshit without even having to check.
>>73059791
YOU'RE >LITERALLY FIRED
>>73059791
I hope Trump grants citizenship to Canadian conservatives when all our liberals move north.
>>73068859
>Horseshoe, Saddle, lantern, lock
Those inventions are ancient, how the hell cant hey list the inventors names?!
>>73059791
Fuck off, we're full. Every part of Canada's land that is worth a shit is packed with people. If you come up here, we're sending you up north lads.
>>73069536
They invented medicine and civilization, just take a look at Africa to see the proof. they are truly a prosperous race.
>Canada has one of the strictest immigration systems in the Western world
>retarded American liberals want unlimited and undocumented immigration from Mexico
>threaten to move to Canada if they don't get their way
These people are exceptionally idiotic
>>73071010
>expecting dumbshit liberals to actually understand government policies or nuances of immigration
They probably expect that Canada will embrace them with open arms because they are liberal and celebrities.
>>73059791
what an pathetic attention whore
>>73070719
Nobody wants to live up there. Not even the injuns. Too many bugs and shieet.
>>73071010
if you have a DUI on your record, or any charges (no convictions), you will be denied entry into canada. Bet they didn't know that.
Fuck, americans really think their situation with mexico is normal. Like, you can just cross a boarder and call the place home. LOL
>>73071397
>they are liberal and celebrities
>>73072236
The canadian media is slowly turning against this fool. One liberal newspaper said that rhetoric is fine and dandy, but trudeau has shown he is better at it then governing.
canada, looking at germany, britian and you americans, isn't that bad. I just wish our dollar didn't suck tho. Fuck saudi arabia for that. You americans should have kept them in line.
