http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3574622/Royal-Navy-fires-warning-shot-Spanish-patrol-boat-hassling-nuclear-submarine-attempting-dock-Gibraltar.html#comments
>SPICS ATTACK US NUCLEAR SUB
>OUR LADS SHOOT AT THE SPIC SHIP
ITS ON NOW
>Anglo's and Hispanics genocide each other
>Dutch can once again rule the world
Best day of my life
what the fuck man
>>73052680
wtf were they thinking?
GIBRALTAR ESPAÑOL
>>73052988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NQlOfXyrUY
DO YOU FEEL IT LADS
>>73052680
>dailymail
fake & gay
I hope Spain captures Gibraltar and exerminates the Anglo plague there
Gib Gibraltar nao you teaslurping decaying twats
>>73052680
Trafalgar pt 2 niggers
Lazy beaners about to be Lord Nelsoned again
>>73052680
GIBRALTAR ESPAÑOL
MALDIVAS ARGENTINAS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Is it time again?
>>73053057
lol wtf is this shit
1704 best year of my life
Reminder Spain and Portugal make shit 3rd world colonies and England makes 1st world super power countries
America
Australia
New Zealand
White south Africa
Half cleaned up poos in loo but then got kicked out cause they didn't like civilisation
RULE BRITANNIA
ANGLO SPHERE STRONK
>the europeans are acting autistic again
this will be fun to watch
>>73052680
>Spaincucks still mad about 1898
Can't make this shit up.
>>73053505
Pfff, reminder that until 1492 we were still mad about 711. If that's not holding a grudge, I don't know what it is.
Will our oldest ally help us defeat the eternal Spaniard once and for all?
How does Spain compare to Argentina in firepower? Can't we just drop a tomahawk on their parliament if they try some shit?
>dailymail
>a single flare was fired
man fuck that site
>>73053616
No because we don't even have a government. You see Ivan, no one can't defeat us if no one is there to tell us to surrender
What the fuck
Seriously how fucked up are things when a country gets threatened by a member of it's alliance on its own territory, to allow passage of a submarine that has no fucking reason to be there
>>73053465
fuck off gook your not included in the 1st world countries btw.
Go back to being crushed in a escalator, falling though the footpath into a leaky hot water pipe or getting beat in the street and no one caring in China or praying to Allah with your muslim shit on your flag
>>73053805
how else would the sub access the med?
>>73053760
lol we had this problem in the Mexican-American War. Mexico was such a fucking shithole their entire government fell apart, thus making it impossible to negotiate a ceasefire.
>>73053805
>no fucking reason to be there
It's a British port and if we say they can dock there they can bloody well dock there.
>>73053805
People talk about EU nations leaving the Union when it appears from the outside that the EU is already dissolved.
The only thing that they have not done yet is to make it formal.
>>73052680
>hispanic
>>73053805
>Spain dindu nuffin
They were disrupting the military of someone in their alliance in BRITISH territory. Who are you to say the US had no right to be there.
>>73053820
:DDDD
whatever you say fellow SAR of the SARs of china
>>73052680
The Spanish have never really been very good at naval tactics. Didn't the armada sail all the way around the top of England to go back to Spain getting shit on the entire way instead of just turning around?
>>73052788
God damn, the eternal Frisian wants to rule the waves again. I should have guessed this was your doing.
do you know why they call it the xbox 360?
when you see one you turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>73053998
Has Spain ever been good at anything?
Why didnt britain shot at our cruisers when they came to the visual proximity to the coast of your island? Oh right because against real threat you can just cry to murrka and your apex today is weak latinos like argentina and espania
>>73054084
well
Yes
Raping
>>73053977
Nice one chink sweat shop worker
Whens the next Muslim gonna blow you up?
I mean you've already got one on your flag so it's only a matter of time
>>73054101
Australia could easily destroy the russian military - FACT!
>>73054061
OH JEEH
They are on to me
>>73054084
biological weaponry
their supposed descendants march into US soil as we speak
an enemy you cannot kill without relying on force only justified in a global war, hows that? :DDDDDD
>>73054101
Because you didn't enter our territorial waters and harass shipping.
>>73053915
It's about as British as Rammstein is American.
Try to defend your own territory from muslim hordes before you claim little specks of land here and there as yours.
So Old Mexicans were "hassling" one of our nuclear subs and Britain came to our rescue?
Well, thanks. Goddamn Mexicans.
>>73054084
They killed a lot of cucks that helped the Caliphate during the Islamic conquest of the Iberian peninsula via the inquisition.
The inquisition just went around Spain finding any people that helped the Muslims out or traded with them/dealed with them and put them to the torch.
Bring it on you fucking moor wankers
>>73054207
desu we've had less terrorist attacks than australia recently
whatever you think bruh
What is this, 1588?
If Britannia is going to rule the waves again then sign me the fuck up.
>>73052680
>Flares were fired
Don't fret, Achmed. It's just a flare.
Bin that flare, don't you dare!
I think what they're doing is being sent to remind you that if you leave the EU, you're on your own. If not considered a threat.
>>73053133
>>73054101
We didn't start a war against people who aren't even in our territory. Shocker. Come into our territory, refuse to take transmissions, ignore warning shots and you'll get the same treatment as Turkroaches gave you, from us. Except we have the army to actually back it up against your underfunded failing country.
>>73054293
Not to mention the Limpieza de sangre which was muslim ethnic cleansing
>>73054101
Because you'll use nukes when you start losing
>>73054189
>find new world by luck
>claim some of the most rich and bountiful land on the planet
>infinite gold, sliver, and sugar
>still manage to fuck everything up
If Spain had remotely competent leaders, they would rule all of Europe.
>>73052680
BEADY
>>73054101
>Implying we British have the same cordial alliances and favourable communications with the Russians as we do the Spanish
You've been our enemy for centuries you sneaky Slav
If you see an opening you take it. You invade our airpsace. Whatever reason you had for Russian cruisers so close to our isles was doubtful benevolent.
>Spain so butthurt over Gibraltar
Fucking glorious, seriously not even the Argies get so ass-blasted over the Falklands.
>>73054439
Same applies to the French, Dutch and British.
>>73054267
Those little specks of land already are ours
And we do defend our territory from muslim hordes, pic related
>>73054439
So, like every single colonialist empire then?
>>73052788
How can Scottish expat in Russia assist in this war?
>>73054257
>Mexicans
>descendants of the Spanish
Please, those brown savages are no more European then you are Gook Mohammad.
>>73054553
Have you ever been to Argentina? They get way worse than the Spaniards.
>>73054267
>Try to defend your own territory from muslim hordes
Look who's talking, you have a larger and more violent Muslim population than we do.
>>73054578
;_;
don't remind me
>>73054656
Yeah
>>73054584
Seeing how you're getting your first brand new muslim mayor I wouldn't be so sure about it Achmed.
Should've asked us for kebab removal tips instead of being the sissy faggots you are
Guys, it's climate change that is causing the Spanish to get aggressive... ri-ri-right...?
>>73054680
That's the good part about it
They kill each other
We just wait and take the world when they are done
>>73054584
is sadiq khan still in calais?
ITS SPICS AGAINST BRITS BOYS!
>the eternal Spic
Why couldn't Spain just """""""genocide""""""" like the based Brits and not muh dick an entire continent?
Damn you fucking Pablo
>>73053056
RIGHTFUL
ENGLISH
CLAY
>>73054061
Ally vs the eternal kraut?
>>73054866
The world belongs to us we are the true heirs to the Roman Empire
Romans
Byzantines
Russians
England
Glorious Australia
>>73054792
Goldsmith is a jew you retarded spic
And even if we did have a muslim mayor, he would still be able to fuck your mayor who is probably a goat
>>73054189
>Spanish
>Conquered Japan
Since WHEN!???
>>73053998
At least Spaniards didn't lost a ship against a bunch of guys riding horses
>>73055075
WUZ
>>73054969
>Not fucking whole civilizations into submission
Wew lad
>>73055063
Philippines is poor's man japan
>>73054969
Cultural enrichment of the natives, it was our god given right.
>>73054656
Don't try and compare the success that European powers had later on to the massive early success of Spain. The amount of shit Spain had at the height of their power was fucking unbelievable. Basically unlimited money forever, but "lol herp derp wer're fucking retarded and don't understand inflation". Spain had the world handed to them on a sliver platter and yet somehow they managed to fuck it up.
RULE BRITANNIA
Causing butthurt to dirty Hispanics for 500+ years
>>73052680
Didnt this happen in mid april?
>>73055048
By that logic
the Romans where defeated by oversized birds
>>73055060
kek
http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2016/05/london-mayor-sadiq-khan/481287/
>who is probably a goat
Worse, a comunist feminist whore
>>73054867
There is probably not any room for him considering the thousands of muslims pouring over your borders every day
>his country is in shengen
>his country has land borders
>>73055075
The title would of went to you guys but you guys had a big temper tantrum so it goes to us
HEIL CAESAR
THERE'S A REASON WE HAVE THE ONLY EAGLE TO ATTACK PARACHUTES AND PARAGLIDERS
>>73054578
Nah bruv we knew what we were doing. The French, Spanish and Portuguese "empires" were literally lucking on some new land rich in resources.
>>73055093
ROMANZ
>>73055110
>>73055140
Imagine if Central/South America were similar to US/CAN though, albeit Spanish speaking
>>73054866
I am loyalist Scot.
>will probably attack the Spanish embassy
>>73055204
the real heir of the roman empyre would never be defeated by a bunch of birds
>>73052680
Oh wow.
At least the argies are not trying anything funny with the Falklands.
You want some?
>>73055340
Where about in Scotland you from friend?
>>73055184
>>73055356
Well then the Emus are the true heirs to the Roman Empire
>>73054861
Fiesta pronto.
>>73055196
why do you keep electing them?
>>73055275
AND SHITPOSTERS
Spic fucking shits.
FUCK EM UP FOR OLD LIZ
>>73055434
I for one welcome our avian overlords.
>>73055441
bueno. Ahora este conversación esta en castellano.
>Europe in ruins
>these guys start fighting against each other for their petty problems
>>73055002
Lets do it, then we'll reclaim our Empire in the Americas.
>>73055139
So that's why the USA took it
>>73055288
Why though, we just went, conquered, enslaved and raped and then took their resources and left.
>>73053760
>You see Ivan, no one can't defeat us if no one is there to tell us to surrender
it's to brilliant, we can't win
>>73055465
because barbara roche turned london black
>>73055509
Mientras están con Gibraltar nosotros tomamos Malvinas
>>73054680
scott here thinking of moving to russia in future, is the language hard? jobs easy to get? help pls
>>73055691
Looks cosy, why'd you leave for Russia?
>>73055537
We took it because citizens wanted a colony and Spain was weak.
>>73055737
No language is hard. It is always possible to learn, and quickly if you are there.
But Russian is harder than some because of the grammar.
>>73055691
Nice, I live in Glasgow but I've been through Elgin a few times and it seems nice.
>>73055465
Quintessentially British.
>>73052680
GET OUT OF MY COAST ANGLO SCUM
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
Which side the monkeys on?
>>73055545
Such short sightedness.
Imagine a vassal loyal to the Iberian crown her peoples devoted and its lands prosperous. Your wars are her wars her wealth is yours.
But no instead you get some metizo rape baby country so impoverished they make a mockery of your heritage.
>>73055509
your fucking done for, kiddo
>>73055812
>>73055950
But muh dick
Muh native american booty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKAc8GcQL0I
>>73054081
Behold! Australian geometry
It's not Xbox180 m8
>>73056040
basically yes
all colonial powers are jew
USA just as perfidious as we
>>73056344
it's a meme you dip
>>73054267
>french talking shit about muslims hordes and claiming specks of land
How does one get an UK citizenship
I wish to die for the Queen
>Europe getting ready to go at it again
DON'T GET US INVOLVED THIS TIME, FAGGOTS.
>>73056513
convert to islam and be brown
>>73056513
Post back of hand
>>73056498
>a wild dindu appears
>>73056498
Can you guys take New Caladonia and give it to us it looks like a great "refugee" "relocation" site.
Cheap Uranium and gold in return. pls
>>73056055
The Codex Descartes is a set of rules. They guide us... shape us as Anons... teach us to hold the Giving her the Dick sacred above all. But how we live with those rules is the true test of Anon. And you have failed
>>73056622
No. It could useful for nuclear test and buttmad kiwis.
>>73056696
Put those books in the bin, you need some manual labor.
>>73056696
Same color as my hand.
spain bro
can we just kill each other already
i don't want some mudslim gook nignog doing it
>>73056696
Damn, didn't expect a br to be that white, nice hands too
Now you definitely won't get into UK
>>73056513
>>73056696
You could die for Her Majesty here too.
Less muslims, better weather.
>>73056806
How about this a refugee relocation camp with nuclear testing?
>>73056806
>France loses the rugby cup finals and misses their one chance to get the cup.
>Throw a tantrum, sink a million dollar ship and assassinate a cameraman to get back at New Zealand.
On ya Pierre.
>>73056806
neber forgt DDDDDDDDD
>>73054267
Yeah, nah, get cucked Pierre. Agincourt wasn't enough. It's ours, we aren't giving it up, and Pedro and Co. can go fuck themselves.
>>73052788
>once again
>>73052680
Place your bets, i bet on China.
>>73054578
>Same applies to the French, Dutch and British.
Doesn't apply to us because we never actually intented to rule the world, or Europe. We intented to make our own tiny little bit of Europe extremely rich, and we cared very little about things beyond that... The French were insignificant, colonially speaking, and the Brits just went full retard. For some reason they really thought they could turn every place they went into a sort of Britain...
>>73054680
Probably by killing yourself and the rest of your ratty junkie filled nation of scumbag left wing voting KEKS.
>>73052680
When will they learn?
>>73055820
Finnish is an exceptionally hard language, objectively.
>>73052680
>Our lads shoot at the spic ship
>Flares
>>73057180
>Doesn't apply to us because we never actually intented to rule the world
HAH!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Fuck off.
>>73057194
They'll never learn.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Siege_of_Gibraltar
>mfw and yfw the numbers
Top lel.
>>73055063
Just disable your proxy, burger.
>>73054101
>Starting a world war 3 and unnecessarily destroying UK-Russian relations isn't a top priority
whaddasurprise!
>>73053133
>German doesn't respect international law
WOOOOOOOOW DUDE
>>73057333
>HAH!
>HAHAHAHAHAHA! Fuck off.
>Brits cannot believe that people would sail around the world, JUST to make money, rather than to add as much diversity to your kingdom as possible
Seems about right...
As if anything will happen
>>73055737
Language is extremely hard. I get paid 2,5k$ a month teaching English in a private high school. Without language skills you won't find a job outside of teaching, hospitality and entertainment.
>>73055782
I went there just for the sake of traveling and experiencing Europe. I am going back home in 2017.
>>73057007
I heard all fruits imported from New zealand aren't taxed because of >muh rainbow warrior.
we dun goofed tbqh
>>73055537
>>73055812
Technically, we just wanted Cuba. The Flips wanting independence at the time just added icing onto the cake. After the Spanish-American War, we turned Cuba into a puppet state, turned Puerto Rico and Guam into territories, and reneged on our promise to free the Flips. We turned the Philippines into a colony after a short war with their independence movement and that was that. We wanted to have our own colony in the East.
>>73057428
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_East_India_Company
>W-we never wanted to rule world, swar on mi cloggs m8 lad, wanna puff on me spliff?
>>73057194
>Africa
Looks like you've always wanted to be enriched
>>73054267
Come and take it, frog
>>73056929
I could do that, i studied in Gold Coast for 2 years actually,was pretty nice
>>73057437
>A Scot
>Teaching English
God help them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le_uNGdpa4c
>>73057547
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Africa_(1781)
Third rate ship named after a third world place.
>>73057542
>discovered australia & new zealand
>LITERALLY CALLED NEW ZEALAND
>British territories
Absolutely cucked.
>>73057579
Don't insult our French friends. They helped us crush the limeys with gunpowder and naval support.
Sure they're faggots and Muslims now but never forget that they gave us a statue inscribed with words that allow liberals to guilt us into unchecked illegal immigra-
FUCK YOU FRANCE.
>>73057683
New Hollanders should probably get off the computer now.
>>73057683
Why aren't the under Dutch control and why don't they speak Dutch or have the flag of the Netherlands?
Dutch got cucked, but they're used to us stealing there shit, we stole their East India company as well.
kek u mad clogg snobs? WE KILL YOU!
this pleases me i hope shit pops off
>>73057780
>Dutch got cucked
That's what I said.
>>73057683
>implying we didn't just call it New Zealand to piss cloggniggers off
>>73057853
They're used to it, they are Germans after all.
That's right Netherlands, I went there.
>>73057727
Fuck you degenerates nigger.
http://www.ijreview.com/2015/11/482433-the-reason-president-obama-refused-to-bomb-isis-is-just-beyond-the-pale-wow/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3453448/Obama-set-veto-proposals-bomb-ISIS-stronghold-Libya-despite-terror-group-s-growing-presence-north-Africa.html
>>73057542
>Dutch East India COMPANY
>Private enterprise
>Aimed at making money
My point exactly, anon. It wasn't until the 1800s after the VOCs downfall that we started actually adding territories to our territories, and even at that point we never pretended the natives were 'Dutch' like the British have been pretending that every savage could become a Briton..
>>73056344
>new
>so new
please go
>>73054101
Don't worry, you are totally right. Britcucks are just too buttblasted to admit.
do it britain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD04yHDrvRc
achieve greatness again
>>73057993
>Private
Just going to stop you there, if it was private it wouldn't have needed the government constantly.
Now be silent, I called you out.
You tried to conquer the world, you failed and you got BLACKED.COM by our cannons from our fleets.
Now stay submerged, like your country and entire naval fleets are.
>>73052788
>once
>again
when was that ?
>>73058029
Calling out an obvious meme is the joke retard. Back to 9umblr
>>73058077
>mfw if we had an EU army they'd side with Spain, just like they did here.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbot_War
Daily reminder to vote leave.
>>73057780
>Why aren't the under Dutch control and why don't they speak Dutch or have the flag of the Netherlands?
Because they're a desert wasteland and a strip of land that's too far away for any practical reason? Only Anglos annex territories just to annex territories, and then start calling the native savages 'British Crown Subjects'...
>we stole their East India company as well.
The East India Company went bankrupt due to corruption and mismanagement.
>the Eternal Anglo just cannot comprehend that Dutch people are not interested in their petty territorial claims and paternalisation of savage populations.
Typical.
>>73057993
You guys colonized part of Brazil for a short time and made it a thousand times more developed than the Portuguese had in 200 years
Why did you have to go away
>>73058079
To think, a tax dispute cost us world domination.
>>73052680
>spanish
>spic
>>73057333
>frog cuckmander
If it was lezo he'd have won with a rock, a stick and his good leg as a club
>>73054208
biological warfare drop the sharks, koala's, crocodiles, spiders and snakes on the enemy
>>73058197
We stole all your trade routes when you tried to amass an empire.
We helped you though, you begged us, you even sucked our smegma covered dicks so that we'd attack the French for you.
We honoured our agreement, we took your women as well.
LOL. Stay bootyblasted you weed smoking faggot, maybe you smoke opium, you might conquer the world.
>DUDE WEED LMAO
Rots your brain.
>No cuck puppet government ruling Spain to being stopped by the EU.
>The army will have full power to do what they must do.
>At the same time a muslim will rule in the capital of the United Kingdom.
>MFW we don't even have to tried to invade Britain again because they will fall in our lifetime.
>>73052680
>>73058116
>Just going to stop you there, if it was private it wouldn't have needed the government constantly.
It had a governmental monopolt, but was mostly privately financed and privately run.
>Now stay submerged, like your country and entire naval fleets are.
Kek. Remember that next time you see on your local news that Dutch pumps and engineers are being brought in to save pasty British arses from getting wet.
>>73054101
desu lad if any NATO ship fired so much as a warning shot at you, your entire military would probably shit a brick and say "It's just a prank bro!"
>>73058391
Oh now your lies are unraveling.
>Remember that next time you see on your local news that Dutch pumps and engineers are being brought in to save pasty British arses from getting wet.
Who cares about the North?
LOL.... They can all drown! AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
>>73058254
go away auschwitzia stop ripping off my country name fagget. australia is oldest continent, your shitty eurofag country stole part of our name and i want it back cunt.
your pretty much the same mongrel breed as Hungary anyway so stop pretending
>>73054101
You had a jet shot down by Turks and just took it in the arse harder than a 3 year old in Rotherham.
LOL...
>>73058477
calm down ahmed
>>73058233
>Why did you have to go away
Probably because you weren't profitable enough, or we didn't have the manpower to maintain a presence. We've always been a small nation.
>>73058339
>Being this angry still at being whooped by a country not even 10% your size, repeatedly
>Then going on to claims I am the angry one
Kek. I thought Brits were supposed to be the classy ones?
>>73052680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3MfWTYsTG4
>>73058246
>No Tax Dispute
>No American War of Independence
>No French Revolution caused by the previous war
>No Napoleonic Empire
>No Rothschild stock exchange coup due to Waterloo
>Britain remains uncucked economically
>Unified Anglo-American Empire that's absolutely unstoppable from that time forward
Wow. I didn't even think of that... but you're absolutely fucking right. Britain wouldn't have needed European allies. The British Empire itself would be the most powerful alliance.
>Gibraltar for the Spanish
>The Falklands for the Argentines
>Scotland for the Scots
>England for the muslims
The future looks bright bros.
>>73058510
>harder than a 3 year old in Rotherham.
>Actually trying to spin the Rotherham thing to insult others
Ehehe.. Valliant attempt, but no.
>>73055465
Why do you keep letting thousands of them into your country on a daily basis so they can build islamic rape slums at your trading ports?
>>73058562
>fingolia for the muslims
https://themuslimissue.wordpress.com/2016/04/14/finland-merkel-muslims-refer-to-preteen-children-as-girlfriends-on-social-media/
daily reminder
>>73055213
Did you also know what you were doing when you started WW2 which completely destroyed your empire? :)
>>73058531
And to think we helped you constantly when you begged.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eighty_Years%27_War
Thanks for the Bahamas btw.
>>73054713
My sides!
>a single fucking flare
>GREAT WAR BLABLABLA FUCKING ENGLISH SHIT
You eternal Oswaldo, just try to understand that Gibraltar DOESN'T HAVE TERRITORIAL WATERS, enjoy your port and shit, but nothing else.
>>73052788
it's no longer 17th century m8, Gouden Eeuw was nice but I doubt it'll happen again
>>73058606
It's called not giving a shit about the shit in my nation.
It's called laughing, something you humourless dicks on the mainland should ascertain because without it, you lose harder than this faggot did.
>>73056887
>implying
We've got nearly the entire population of Poland living here
>>73058752
Are you literally going through the 5 stages of grief right now, Nigel? We've seen denial and anger, and now you seem to be sliding into bargaining territory?
what could really spark war off in europe? what would be a catalyst?
i think things need a shake up
>>73058246
Tax dispute + horrible leadership. desu I think even if the taxes didn't happen we still would have told you to fuck off eventually.
>>73058831
>This is a Brit laughing
Ok, anon.
>>73058800
Your Guardia Civil dress like faggots btw.
I've seen them all over the Canary Islands, they look like flaming fucking faggots.
>>73058857
come on, you have 1 millions of polish, stop exagerating you cunt...
Well ... fuck
>>73058667
How many of them will you elect? Honest question, no 8.
>>73057536
Yes, and fifty years later you've ended with nuclear missiles targeting the US.
>Daily reminder that Franco and Castro were always allies because how much they hated the US.
>>73058911
Yes.
>>73058246
If you knew anything about history you'd know that tax dispute caused economic prosperity to our nation and propelled us into becoming an empire via the bankrupting of the French.
lololololol.
Like America, it happened by accident.
>>73058896
Pay taxes pls.
>>73058921
At least they can carry guns mate
>>73059002
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3269567/Britain-s-Muslim-Lord-Mayor-suspended-Labour-police-launched-investigation-financial-irregularities.html
LOL she didn't last long...
>>73053056
Stay salty
>>73058246
2nd time's always the charm. we earned our independence fairly, and japan is a pretty cool guy - but you can take the rest of the world if you want
>>73058560
or, alternatively
>the Empire eventually seizes all of Europe
>turns towards Russia
>British get Waterlood instead
>occupied French militias use this as an opportunity to take their country back
>under an absolute monarchy, France booms
>France dominates the world
that's my best guess for the what if machine
>>73058981
Is Raltar their word for money? Because they can't have any.
>>73058246
Hey, at least now we're speaking your language.
>>73059053
They carry a side arm but is anyone supposed to take them seriously when they dress like stereotypical faggots?
All they need is the 1990's bandanna and they're set.
Also
U WOT M8?
>Reuters/AFP: Witnesses in Gibraltar describe seeing large burning piles of paella
>>73059002
How many will you let flood into your country, are you trying to beat Germoney and Sweden in a cultural enrichment war?
>>73059243
>They carry a side arm but is anyone supposed to take them seriously when they dress like stereotypical faggots?
>He thinks people respect unarmed Brit cops just because they look like square-jawed mouthbreathers
Yeah, nah. Your police force is a joke.
>>73059243
Those are some nice uniforms
>>73059167
>mfw Gibraltar has a place called "Winston Churchill Avenue
>>73053431
You seemed to have lefted out the areas they failed. Such as: Canada.
>>73059243
Better look than a faggot than be a faggot.
Also we don't even need to send men to defeat you guys.
>>73059363
>He thinks our police are unarmed
Some are, most aren't now. Thank you based Muslims for your smellyness.
Also, have you ever seen Spanish police? Like been near them? They stink of unwashed garlic and onions, tight uniforms, they're all manlets and all sweat constantly like a pig roasting in the sun.
It's like from a comedy sketch.
>>73057437
>Scot teaching English
Is this how the Russian Captain in red Dawn spoke with a Scottish accent?
Fellow scot here btw.
>>73052680
We got your back, we kicked their asses in 1898 and we can do it again
>>73059243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX5CPx4RKWw
Oh wow, so tough police with their radios and their sticks, jesus
>Implying Guardia Civil only consists in 50 years old men with tricornios
>>73052788
More easy to conquer Dutch colonies? Nice
>>73059500
>It's like from a comedy sketch.
At least they're effectively armed... If anything is comedy-sketch tier it's having your police force walk around unarmed in a state where people have been decapitated and died in bombings on the street...
>W-we don't w-want to escalate the v-violence in our state, so we o-only let criminals carry weapons
How is that not a Monthy Python sketch, anon?
>>73059445
>Also we don't even need to send men to defeat you guys.
Neither do we.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2nd_Spanish_Armada
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3rd_Spanish_Armada
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington#.22The_Storm_that_Saved_Washington.22
Something really mythical about storms here, considering.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taranis
>>73059639
But they're not.
That's the point.
also tl;dr
>>73058560
>No French Revolution
If that never happened we wouldn't ha e governments and ideas like we do today
That revolution eternally fucked us
>>73052680
>spanish
>spic
no
>>73059765
>>73052788
>Once again
>>73053201
>Maldivas
Wur Dad, are you drunk?