update on the faggot going to whole foods spraying shit on open bars.
he is caught and he was spreading rat poison.
http://www.freep.com/story/news/2016/05/03/fbi-grocery-bandit-caught-sprayed-mice-poison-food/83894146/
>shopping at Whole Foods
Death is the best course of action
>>73026621
But you guys told me it was cum
This is literally my biggest fear, Like someone injecting fruit with poison and shit and i'd be the one person to buy that one fruit that is poisoned
Good anyone who shops at Whore Foods deserves to fucking die.
IT SHOULD BE LEGAL TO KILL THESE PEOPLE ON THE SPOT
>>73027034
>Juan the grocery store custodian is asked to spray some extra water on the carrots
>sprays water
>get shot
>>73026621
Why is the media not exploding over this?
>>73026621
da should charge for attempted murder of everyone in the store
>>73027126
He should have been in uniform then.
>>73027133
Because it's at leftist whole foods
>>73026907
This
>>73027126
Just Juan less to deport.
>>73026857
Holy shit.
I have literally never thought of that until this thread.
Well, that just adds to my paranoia.
>>73027282
>"cis white scum attempts murder on all POC that shop at whole foods."
>>73027325
Try washing your fruit first faggot
>>73027325
You won't be too happy hearing about the guy who pissed on the Kelloggs rice crispy conveyor belt then, and didn't give them the video until like a year after they shipped them.
>>73027133
Because he's white, and it took place in some communities that are black. So they're going to go the hate crime route.
>>73027649
We had a case in Australia of someone opening the foil on an easter egg, stashing a used needle inside and closing it back up.
>>73027133
Only white people go to trendy overpriced hipster stores.
>>73026857
You are not alone. I will throw out bottles of drinks if they left my sight in public even for a second.
I dont trust no one.
I'm gonna hire a food tester soon.
>>73027820
Shit like thay happens a lot on Hallows eve it seems, needles and razors, shits fucked.
>>73026714
>shopping at GoodGoy Mart
enjoy your GMOs and HFCS
>>73026621
To be fair, with what they charge at Whole Foods you better be getting something a little extra.
>>73026857
I was contemplating for a moment if I should it my food for fear of poison just a moment ago.
>>73026621
They were just hoping Ted Cruz was gonna stop by and shop.
>>73026857
>>73027325
Nowadays Johnson & Johnson only makes mostly innocuous things like shampoo and soap. They used to produce Tylenol as well, until a similar event happened. Back in the 80's they didn't have the foil seals that medicine jars have today, so some guy went into a store and put cyanide capsules into tylenol boxes. Something like 10 people died because of it, and Johnson & Johnson nearly went under because of the backlash.
>>73026621
what the fuck man. that's just straight up malicious, why would you even
>>73027133
because copycats actually exist
>>73028021
Urban legend stemming from isolated incidents. Anyone growing up in the 90s heard that shit and it was BS. Worst we got was grapes and raisons. Parents always sampled bags as a means to reap the rewards of their children's efforts in the name of safety.. We stayed out trick or treating until 10pm to get the "Aw fuck it, have the rest" bowl dumps. This was the mid 90s in sudo-suberbia.
>>73028825
The Tylenol one actually happened >>73028478
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Tylenol_murders
>>73026621
This is an extremely serious federal crime, correct? I'm assuming this dipshit faggot will get at least a decade in prison.
>>73028926
My anxiety was already high enough thanks for this thread OP
>>73026621
He memed the death of rat cruz's campaign. The absolute meme magician.
I'm surprised food tampering doesn't happen more often in grocery stores. There's a lot that a creative young psychopath could accomplish.
>>73029472
Don't give them idea's faggot, how am I going to get fruit now?
>>73029083
depending on the motive and if there's a more devious intent behind, but yeah he's pretty fucked.
i really want to know now what the fuck this person was thinking.
apart from terrorism, i could assume his daddy owns a grocery store and the whole foods is just fucking them out of business.
>>73026857
We should do away with grocery stores and get back to having chicken coups and gardens.
It's the only way to prevent this kind of sicko from killing us all.
>>73029691
muslims love fucking farm animals. you want aids infested chicken?
>>73029691
You think someone won't go dumping antifreeze in your yard? I've personally known someone whose dogs were poisoned that way by a fucking psychopath neighbor who did it because they could.
>>73026621
I hope he gets charged with attempted murder and terrorism charges.
>>73026621
This guy looks like a CHAD.
What will they actually charge this libcuck with?
>>73029755
>>73029811
I guess we should stop eating then.
I really don't want to die.
>>73026621
What is the story? Is he really a fag?
>>73029811
I would kill their entire family if someone did that to my pupper. I have an autistically detailed interlocking angle camera system w/ DVR for a reason.
>>73026621
>http://www.freep.com/story/news/2016/05/03/fbi-grocery-bandit-caught-sprayed-mice-poison-food/83894146/
what a beta, poison is a woman's way of killing.
>>73029811
probably a pitbull and deserved it
>>73029596
Have you ever set foot in a whole foods?
I have and the people are always smug and rude as fuck.
Not to mention they're your typical bernie sanders supporters complete with stupid looking hair, tattoos, and 3 inch gauges.
I want to poison the food everytime I set foot in that shithole.
The fuck is wrong with white people?
>>73027407
>Have and homunculus growing inside orange
>It's cool because you splashed it under the tap
No wonder you class pizza as a vegetable.
>>73028021
Didn't think I'd get a chance to post this for another 5 months
>>73026857
Most rat poisons have no effect on humans anyhow.
>tfw you're disappointed it wasn't jizz
>>73029541
>implying it's only produce you need to worry about
You probably wouldn't notice if someone had punctured the end of this Slim Jim with a small hypodermic needle.
Proof that WHITES are just as NIGGER TIER
>>73029755
>the last group of mudslimes that tried breaking into my chicken coup
>>73031431
Fuck you fampai
>>73030634
there's a whole foods 2 minutes from my house, i shop there frequently.
here in colorado they're not smug or rude, mostly because good health and exercise is what defines this state. it's normal to eat healthy, nothing to be smug about.
i won't argue that they're mostly douchebag bernie voters, tattoos, hair, etc.
>i want to poison food everytime i set foot in that shithole
why do you keep going then you fucking edgelord.
>>73031465
>niggers are calculating
>>73031709
>good health and exercise is what defines this state
I think you meant to say: DUDE WEED LMAO
See:
>they're mostly douchebag bernie voters, tattoos, hair, etc.
>>73031841
>>73031841
>>good health and exercise is what defines this state
>I think you meant to say: DUDE WEED LMAO
that's only to outsiders. nobody here gives a shit.
>>73027287
Nice one Leaf.
>>73031084
10/10
And I though that dumb Americans was just a meme
>>73029541
Maybe the Jews start to sell fruits in sealed bags.
Sure it will cost a little more but at least it will not be poisoned by some autist.
>>73028478
And the guy who did it was never caught.
>>73029083
>dr dip
i didn't know he had a phd!
>>73026761
only so you would keep eating it
>>73031702
Consider the bread aisle. You can actually open the packaging, do what you will, and repackage it with no visible evidence of tampering.
>>73028926
>On the morning of September 29, 1982, twelve-year-old Mary Kellerman of Elk Grove Village, Illinois, died after taking a capsule of Extra-Strength Tylenol. Adam Janus of Arlington Heights, Illinois, died in the hospital later that day. Shortly thereafter Adam's brother Stanley and sister-in-law Theresa, of Lisle, Illinois, died after gathering to mourn his death, having taken pills from the same bottle.
>>73031682
What's happening here? Is that an XM25 or some kind of shotgun?
>inb4 killing camels
>>73030297
Think /r9k/ did it?
They are antisocial beta autists
>>73026621
>white male spreading poison and misery
>>73032315
Why dont anglos have fresh bread at their stores? Vacuum packed bread is so shit
>>73031354
>Most rat poisons have no effect on humans anyhow.
The poison is designed to disable kidneys you fat moron. It effects humans as well. I know it might fool you that it is called "Rat poison" not "Human poison" but it will damage human kidneys just like rats.
Geez Americans are so dumb.
>>73028351
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>73026621
ok lets get this started
>White people
>>73026621
But he's white so this won't be terrorism (it is) he is just mentally ill like the other thousands of cis white males that terrorize the country on the daily
>>73031354
Well it got El Rato out of the race.
>>73026621
That's interesting considering that Sodium Fluoride is usually the main ingredient in rat posion. Who is this man and why would he be doing that?
>>73027325
I do the same except it's AIDS
>>73026621
>http://www.freep.com/story/news/2016/05/03/fbi-grocery-bandit-caught-sprayed-mice-poison-food/83894146/
If the poison was warfarin, it is relatively harmless in low quantities. it is actually prescribed as a blood thinner.
>>73032322
Eh. Only weak people take things like tylenol or aspirin for such minor problems like a headache.
>>73032402
I'm r9k retard. I just want a loyal virgin wife.
>>73032839
nigger you don't inject aids. you'd inject the HIV virus which can progress into aids
>>73032553
We do. You can get either. our packaged bread is actually pretty good though (i've had euro packaged bread and it was stale crap). packaged bread makes a better sandwich.
>>73032324
Turkish APC turret obliterating PKK with what's probably 25mm rounds
>>73027834
What if your food tester has already built up immunity to several poisons and watches you die from a poison they can handle l?
>>73028825
A lot of it yes. Some no, and when it does happen it's contained and low key as possible to prevent hysteria and copy cats.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1984_Rajneeshee_bioterror_attack
>>73026621
i'll bet the jews were behind this.
Seriously.
Crazy. I lived in Saline. Live in Georgia now.
>>73032688
Good for him he's white right? If he wasn't, he'd be stereotyped... like when the president called that Muslim couple, who murdered like 30 people in one session, perpetrators of workplace violence? The Muslim couple who had been in regular contact with known terrorists?
Fuck you, filthy liberal. You make me sick.
>>73032553
A lot of stores have bakeries where you can buy bread made fresh that day. If they don't have their own section then you can go to a separate bakery somewhere. Why do you think we don't have fresh bread?
>>73033082
Then they get no pay check.
>>73032962
What if it's blood from someone who has full blown AIDS, is it still just HIV?
This is all beside the point
>>73027692
>it took place in some communities that are black.
Not true. Flint is black but Ann Arbor and Saline aren't too black.
>>73031354
Pretty much every poison that works on other mammals also works on people.
I would only way if it was maybe a food tester
>white
clearly a middle easterner
>The FBI has not named the suspect,
gee,wonder why?
>>73032965
I've only been to the Uk and an American base in the Uk, gotta say even the packaged American bread was pretty shit
Good to heat that you can get fresh bread in normal stores there though, british drywall flavoured bread drove me insane
>>73026621
Poor Ted Cruz:(
>>73028192
>Walmart is the only alternative to hipster foods market
Millenials really are retarded brand whores.
>>73029083
Well if he did it for the jews, they'll either retire him to a secret life of luxury in Dubai, or double-cross and kill him... dependent of course on whether he's a jew or not.
>>73031431
Actually you can. Once the seal is broken the wrapper is loose and the product gets this dry, whitish appearance. I always check them because sometimes the wrapper tears and you get a nasty slimjim.
>>73033499
Because jew, probably.
>>73026621
RIP TED
>>73032315
Wrong again. You can tell when a twist tie is done by a machine or a person.
A case like this happened in Pakistan recently: http://edition.cnn.com/2016/04/25/asia/pakistan-poison-sweets-deaths/
>>73026857
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Tylenol_murders
seal-proof packaging spread like wildfire after this
never even found the bastard
>>73032778
No, most rodent poison is warfarin.
>>73030384
fuck off spic.
>>73026857
If you eat non organic its all got poison
if this guy makes it to court, we're gonna see some serious shit. He was forced to do it. Something about his family running afoul of some agency or another.
>>73026857
Luckily most people doing this have no idea how to kill people and cause diarrhea or something at worst
>>73026621
Michiganfag here, this incident happened 20 minutes west of me. Scary shit cuz he could have b33n doing that where I shop, Meijer and Kroger
>>73034318
Get the fuck out, hippie. Half the organic shit is the same thing with a higher price and a label that says "organic." Companies are under no obligation to prove if something is organic. Some even use the word in their branding to trick idiots like you.
>>73034281
Hes just trying to prevent heart attacks and stroke, he dindu nuffin
>>73034641
>be me
>work on broccoli and lettuce farms
>anything that didn't get sprayed in time and gets infested with grubs is labelled organic
>>73027692
When does Whole Foods ever build in a black neighborhood?
>>73034811
i worked in a warehouse for a long time.
Please ONLY EVER BUY PRE-PACKAGED VEGGIES.
Open containers are literally mexican spit pits
>>73026621
>update on the faggot going to whole foods spraying shit on open bars.
Isn't that a good thing? Mostly hipster leftists go to Whole Foods. Having some leftist faggot poisoning other leftists is a good thing.
If anything, this should be encouraged so help destroy their own. Lately, leftists have been turning on gay men, maybe because they're (somewhat) accepted now, with all that "yes to gay marriage" shit. Maybe this is one white fag fighting back for other leftists stabbing them in the back. To the leftist's demented mind, the white gay men are now enemies.
It's an opportunity to further divide the leftists into warring factions that could never unite again, making it easier to destroy them. Divide and conquer. Go forth and divide.
>>73026621
>shopping at whole foods
>being a faggot in both the annoying and homosexual sense
Pick both
>>73032291
>>73026761
>>73032291
The shit? Mother fucker just casually walks in with poison accessories and tools and nobody fucking stopped him?
