Daily reminder that Canada is a joke country
>hasn't contributed shit to modern society and science
>claiming they are a part of 'Western' civilizations
Amen brother
At least we're not the punchline.
>>73002521
The Netherlands.
>Mfw leafs are so dry theyre burning
>>73002521
Computing and animation
Key frame animation was co-invented by Nestor Burtnyk and Marcelli Wein at the NRC in the 1970s.[1]
Multi-Dynamic Image Technique was invented by Christopher Chapman in 1967.
IMax Movie System was co-invented by Graeme Ferguson, Roman Kroitor, and Robert Kerr in 1968.[2]
The trackball was first built for the DATAR computer (although the concept was first mentioned in a similar UK project)
Food and agriculture
Canola was developed from natural rapeseed by NRC personnel in the (1970s).
Marquis wheat was invented by Charles E. Saunders and tested at the Agassiz experimental farm in British Columbia. (~1900)
McIntosh Red apple was developed by John McIntosh. (1811)
An early form of peanut butter was first patented by Marcellus Gilmore Edson in 1884.
Instant mashed potatoes were invented by Edward Asselbergs in 1962.
Pablum was invented by Canadian doctors Frederick Tisdall, Theodore Drake, and Alan Brown in 1930.
Canada Dry Ginger Ale was invented by John J. McLaughlin in 1907.
Poutine
Nanaimo Bar
Butter Tarts
Yukon Gold potato was invented by Gary .R. Johnston in 1966.[3]
Communication
The Walkie-Talkie was invented by Donald L. Hings and Alfred J. Gross for military use. (1942)
Amplitude modulation was invented by Reginald Fessenden in 1906.
Standard time was introduced by Sir Sandford Fleming (1878).
The Cesium Beam atomic clock was developed by National Research Council personnel in the 1960s.
Development of the BlackBerry was led by Mike Lazaridis.
The pager was invented by Alfred J. Gross in 1949.
The 56k modem was invented by Dr. Brent Townshend in 1996.
Brunton compass was patented by David W. Brunton in 1894.
Radio telephony was first demonstrated by Reginald A. Fessenden in 1901. 27.[4]
Fathometer an early form of sonar invented by Reginald A. Fessenden in 1919.
Computerized Braille was invented by Roland Galarneau in 1972.
Hot wire barretter was invented by Reginald A. Fessenden in 1902.
Canadians on this board have ruined the reputation of their country to such an extent that I won't even buy maple syrup that I can't verify is from the USA now.
I'm boycotting that fucking country until the constant barrage of leftist shitposting ends.
>>73002521
>telephones
>insulin
>penicillin
>Canadarm
>Canadarm2
>basketball
>hockey
>>73002521
Transportation and mobility
The first wheelchair accessible bus was invented by Walter Harris Callow, 1947[5][6]
The separable baggage check was invented by John Michael Lyons in 1882.
The hydrofoil boat was invented by Alexander Graham Bell and Canadian Casey Baldwin(1908).
The first commercial jetliner to fly in North America was designed by James C. Floyd, the term jetliner being derived from his Avro Jetliner (1949).
The overhead power connection for electric streetcars was invented by John Joseph Wright (1883).
The Canadarm was developed by staff of the SPAR Aerospace (1981).
The electrically-controlled variable-pitch propeller was invented by Wallace Rupert Turnbull and tested at CFB Borden (1927).
The snowmobile was invented by Joseph-Armand Bombardier (1937).
The crash position indicator was invented by personnel of the National Research Council in the 1950s.
The Parclo (partial cloverleaf) interchange was developed by planners at the Ontario Department of Highways (20th century)
The Uno dicycle was invented by Ben Gulak while still a teenager in 2006.
Bixi, a public bicycle sharing system launched in Montreal in 2009.
JACO, a robotic arm for wheelchair invented by Charles Deguire and Louis-Joseph Caron L'Écuyer from Kinova.[7][8]
TM4 MФTIVE, a lightweight magnet electric motor invented by Pierre Couture in 1982.
The Quasiturbine was invented in 1996.[9]
The Electric wheelchair was invented by George Klein in 1952.
Prosthetic hand was invented by Helmut Lucas in 1971.
Compound steam engine for marine use was invented by Benjamin Franklin Tibbetts in 1842.
Electric car heater was invented by Thomas Ahearn in 1890.
Climate
The snow blower was invented by Arthur Sicard (1927).
The steam-powered foghorn was invented by Robert Foulis (1854).
The rotary snowplow for railroads was invented by a Canadian dentist in 1869, and perfected by Orange Jull of Orangeville, Ontario.
>>73002521
please nuke us dear god
>>73002521
Defence
The first widely used military gas mask was introduced by Cluny MacPherson in 1915.
The G-suit was invented by Wilbur R. Franks in 1941.
The Canadian pipe mine, a land mine used in Britain in World War II
Sonar was invented by Reginald Fessenden.
ASDIC was invented by Robert William Boyle in 1916.
The Beartrap (helicopter device) was invented for the Royal Canadian Navy in the early 1960s
The CADPAT was the first "digital" camouflage system, which was then used for the US MARPAT (1996).
Sport and entertainment
Lacrosse was codified by William George Beers around 1860.
Basketball was invented by James Naismith in 1891.
Ice Hockey was invented in 19th Century Canada
Jockstrap hard cup in 1927
Table hockey game was invented by Donald Munro (1930s).
The goalie mask was invented by Jacques Plante in 1959.
DigiSync a bar-code reader used in motion picture production was invented by Mike Lazaridis (it won Emmy and Academy Awards in 1999)
Five pin bowling was invented by Thomas F. Ryan in Toronto in 1909.
Instant Replay was invented for CBC’s Hockey Night in Canada in 1955.
Abdomenizer was invented by Dennis Colonello in 1984.
Trivial Pursuit was invented by Chris Haney and Scott Abbott in 1979.
>>73002521
Science and medicine
Medicinal insulin was invented by Frederick Banting, Charles Best and James Collip (1922).
The first practical electron microscope was built by James Hillier and Arthur Prebus in 1939.
A process to extract Bromine was invented by Herbert Henry Dow in 1890.
Thomas Willson invented a process for producing Calcium Carbide for Acetylene in 1892.
Domestic life
Pablum was invented by Frederick Tisdall, Theodore Drake, and Allan Brown in 1930.
Plexiglas was made practical by William Chalmers' invention for creating methyl methacrylate while a graduate student at McGill University in 1931.
Easy-Off Oven Cleaner was invented by Herbert McCool in Regina in 1932.
The garbage bag was invented by Harry Wasylyk, 1950.
The jolly jumper was invented by Olivia Poole in 1959.
Caesar (cocktail), introduced in Calgary in 1969.
Bi-pin connector was invented by Reginald Fessenden in 1893.
The modern plunged-style Wonderbra was invented by Louise Poirier in 1964.
Cardiac pacemaker was invented by John Hopps.
Alkaline battery was invented by Lewis Urry in 1954.
Caulking gun was invented by Theodore Witte in 1894.
Electric Oven was invented by Thomas Ahearn in 1882.
WEEVAC 6 was invented by Wendy Murphy.
Egg carton was invented by Joseph Coyle of Smithers, British Columbia in 1911.
>>73003039
You realize "Vermont maple syrup" is the name they give to Canadian maple syrup that doesn't pass quality standards, right? Canadian won't buy them so we just offload them on the Amerifats who will eat anything.
>>73002521
Tools and manufacturing
A process for distilling Kerosene was invented by Abraham Gesner and made the fuel popular.
A process for making pulped wood paper was invented by Charles Fenerty.
The paint roller was invented by Norman James Breakey.
The Robertson screw was invented by P.L. Robertson in 1908.
The rotary vane pump was invented by Charles Barnes and patented in 1874.
Automatic Lubricating Cup was invented by Elijah McCoy in 1872.
>>73002521
>>73002521
We need your help. Please like and share you faggots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvvo0UEt-Jg
>>73002521
LOL and what is a real country? Russia? Are you kidding me? EVeryone is named Ivanka. HAHA Not to mention U.S hasn't ever invented anything and just steals inventions from Germany or Argentina.
>>73003293
> WE
>>73002521
I pray daily for liberation by Emperor Trump.
>>73003039
Did your mom ask why she needs to check the labels when she goes grocery shopping or has she gotten used to your autism?
>>73003293
Good shots to the Nose you're speaking to
Our combined contributions weren't a net loss for western civilization though so we're still ahead of USA.
>>73002754
At least they colonized
Canada is too busy sucking Britains's dick to do anything important
Hey Amerifats, remember 1812? You don't want a repeat of that do you? :)
>>73002521
Fuck new Canada but as someone with Native Canadian DNA I can tell you we had one of the most advanced cultures.
>go to canada
>it's actually china
>>73003397
we will annex canada and add its biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to us....which is to say...none. Because you are a shitty frozen tundra
>>73003411
we invented java
half the world runs on this shit
>>73003389
yes we. that is the whole point of a country. just because you are some postmodern millenial it doesn't mean that you stop being part of a matrix of people, where everyone has a degree of responsibilities and benefits. WE are canada.
>>73003542
Fucking TRY it.
We could conquer Canada in a week if we really wanted to.
>>73003810
Nope.
>>73003810
That's the shittiest programming language ever
I can't even use goto :^(
>>73003589
Take care of the 1.23 trillion you owe to China, then you can start joking about that.
>>73002709
>Canadian bants
Why haven't you killed yourself yet
Jim Carrey may be a fag now, but thank you for the laughs.
>>73003882
Oh fuck off. A nation is bound by blood, shared struggle, culture and history. Canada is a meme and a mistake.
>>73003944
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Gosling
James Arthur Gosling, OC (born May 19, 1955) is a Canadian computer scientist, best known as the father of the Java programming language
stfu, be nice to your little brother
>>73003984
>>73003977
>>73003975
>>73003974
>>73003944
>>73003936
>>73003904
>>73003882
Reminder if you don't have Native Canadain DNA in you then you are not a Native.
>>73004054
You forgot to post the other two. Besides he lives in California he was just born in Canada and fucked off.
>>73002521
your a joke, since when have you done anything? Besides causing the Japanese tsunamis with your fatty bombatty back sweat.
We gave you Ryan Gosling, he's pretty neat
>>73003974
>I can't even use goto :^(
>Mexico writes spaghetti code
You're worse than Pajeet
>>73004077
I MEAN YOU ARE NOT A CANADAIN
>>73002521
That's what happens when you live next to big bro. He does all the heavy lifting while we benefit fully from the fruits of labor
thanks bro
>>73002521
Fuck you I'm trying
>>73004226
Whatever you say, Chang.
>American inventions
Everything
>Canadian inventions
Maple syrup
>>73003542
I think you're demonstrating a clear misunderstanding of the War of 1812. Our militia did literally nothing.
>>73003155
>>73003397
>>73004052
Cucks, albertans, rurals
Aka scum
Canada will only ever become anything other than a global joke if climate changes turns most of the world into an uninhabitable desert and melts the tundra but by that point we will be annexed into the US.
>>73004269
But goto is good when you are working in small projects
>>73004077
>>73004275
God you people are a fucking mess
>>73004487
Ontario faggots. You are literally mandated by the federal government to suck black cock every month by law.
>>73004487
sw ontario faggot, this whole province needs to be nuked
>>73004077
>>73004275
No shit I'm not Canadain (what does that mean, by the way?), I'm an American. Now quit trying to sound cool and get back to the maple syrup farm. I'm having pancakes tomorrow and I will only use the freshest maple syrup.
>>73003017
>>73003114
>>73003165
>>73003225
Not a primary innovation in any of this rambling
>>73004077
>>73004275
Buddy, we conquered your nation and took it over. It's said and done, you trail niggers lost. It ain't changing back to when you lived in the woods, building your homes out of mud and sticks.
>>73004487
Tell me, are you a mudslime in Toronto or a chink in Vancouver?
>>73002521
>created insulin
>saved all of your lardass families from an early death.
Also
>telephone
>hoopball
>hockey
>snowmobile
>digital camouflage
>>73004689
like what? fire? the wheel? everything is a development of something else.
>>73004689
telephone
insulin
penicillin
pretty important desu
>>73004769
> WE
Here it is again!
The obsession Americans with Canada is getting really, really weird.
I hope you guys aren't like this out side of /pol/
>>73004838
>telephone
lol no
> penicillin
Not even close
> insulin
And no
>>73004867
We just want to IP ban your entire country. This isn't banter everyone on /pol/ fucking hates you and your people
>>73004861
We as in my family and the other master race members who cucked the natives, who came over here when the French still controlled half the country.
STOP LEAF WASHING HISTORY YOU COLONIZING OPPRESSORS
Now we many be a useless pile of shit but you Amerifats will never have this
>>73004861
Lmao that's exactly the rationalization that you Native stinkniggers use though
>m-muh heritage
Doesn't change the fact that you live in a crackden in the middle of the prairie, sucking back listerine to forget about how your dad raped you.
>>73005115
we wuz T rexes n shiet
>>73005014
>It isn't banter
It is banter though, just like Australia and Sweden
>>73005159
I don't care about the fucking natives. I find it hilarious how you faggots try to LARP your way into any semblance of an identity by taking credit for the work of French and British colonists and military officials though.
>>73004867
leafs wont shut up about our guns and "having to help" refugees
fuck you, fuck your shoes they should have never given you niggers money
>>73005014
>this much unironic butthurt
And you merilards say we can't handle the bants.....
canada's best invention
>>73005255
No. There is no love behind a fucking leaf.
>>73005341
>>73005014
He's right, leafaggots.
>>73005279
My ancestors were humble newfie (kek) fishermen, but I play my part by spitting on aborigicucks every time I see them begging
>>73005354
And why's that?
Sounds like a personal issue you have there friend
All the >fucking leaf shit on /pol/ is banter
>>73005279
How is being proud of it taking credit for it?
I think you're whole forgetting that the whole kangz meme came from niggers being proud of something that they historically did not do.
>>73005341
Wow, you burned a building. Good for you! Talk to us again when you can destroy the whole planet.
>>73005341
>canada
>>73005014
It's great we can all joke around but at the end of the day we're all on the same team.
>>73005014
>>73005284
Exactly my point. if we are so shitty, why do you even have such strong opinions about our country/
Jealousy is hilarious
>>73004487
>Update
Canadian patriots are honestly scum.
>>73005435
Do you see anyone other than leafs disagreeing with me
>>73004769
LOL It was conquered by people who had Native American blood LOL! It's true Anglo-Saxons have small amounts of Native American ancestry due to Vikings in Greenland bringing back slaves from North America.
>>73002521
The arm on the space shuttle is from canukistan
>>73005444
>>73005434
Nobody who isn't a fucking cuck is proud of killing a bunch of savages LMAO.
Are Americans proud that they genocided the savages? No, because they have a million other achievements since then
Remember, Canadians only exist to shit up our threads.
I'm from Toronto and I agree. Canada has become pretty cucked recently. It's just another Eurozone, imo. USA, Israel, Japan, Russia, and Switzerland are the only non cucked "white" countries left in the world.
Canadabros, I propose we burn the entire nuclear arsenal of the US.
>>73005567
That's not what I asked, I don't care how many people are on your side.
Why do you unironically hate us?
>>73005521
> Jealousy
Fucking delusional faggot Canada is a joke
>>73005485
this t.bh f.am
canada isn't even a real country it's just northern US
>>73005567
This is a dedicated hate thread. Go on the rest of /pol/ and you see people replying positively to leafs all the time.
You're clearly just buttravaged that you got outbantered once or twice by one. Like the slave owner who has discovered his wife in bed with a negro, you can't fathom the thought of being outdone by someone so lowly, so you erupt in anger.
>>73005643
I have an education so I know that 90% of the native peoples of America died of virus's and bacteria that they had no immunity to.
You fucking leaf
>>73004990
are you actually retarded?
>>73005157
theres at least some here already. i went to one in a subway station when i visited NY
>>73005809
Fuck you you uneducated swine. My people were slaughtered by GERM WARFARE
>>73005684
>I'm from Toronto
>proceeds to condemn the whole country
Come on.
>>73005809
Are you actually proud that you shipped them into reservations and took all their land?
>>73005630
This is probably the dumbest thing I think I've ever read. So are you implying that every single Anglo-Saxon had an ancestor that fucked some random slave and had a child with it?
>>73005926
jackson was the greatest president
>canada invents the first quantum computer
>contributed nothing to civilization
kek you need to catch up ameritards
>kikes the world over trying to create disunity in muh glorious anglosohere
>>73003276
>major contributions to society
>maple syrup
A fucking leaf
>>73005737
Yeah what ever faggot, go live in America nad get shot by black people
>>73006044
Go fuck yourself you idiot. Canada is not Anglosphere. I have Native Canadian blood in me and can tell you this land is no anglo.
So many tools here can't handle the bantz. Relax gentlemen, and get comfy.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MOOs-MqDOI0
daily reminder usa is joke
>>73005893
Germ theory of disease wasn't even theorized until most Natives where dead you fucking faggot.
You want to blame white people for the fact that your people were quarantined from 90% of the worlds viruses and bacteria. You had no immunity your people died.....Fuck off
>>73002521
>This fucking thread
Free Québec fucking when
>>73004618
>>73004623
>>73004792
Lmao thank you for confirmation
Albertans and rural faggots, post your first names every time and realize its just about 15 of you
You faggots have been jerking into eachothers mouths for months, thinking you are growing support
Wake up faggots, you've spent months talking to the same people, day in and day out, for months
Just exchange phone numbers and GTFO /pol/
>>73005014
>>73005648
See what you faggot albertans and rurals have done?
>Trudeau wins
>15 faggots spend the next 6 months shitting up /pol/
>Canada is now worst shitposter
>>73006054
>Korea
Your contribution to this world is fucking Gangnam Style
What the fuck is your flag even?
>>73006251
The Anglos rubbed their skin with a blanket with small pox and spread it to my people. Not to mention you are hypocrite and I can explain why.
>>73006122
here's your reply, retard
>>73005684
>Israel
>Japan
>White
>>73006122
go shoot up heroine in a timmies washroom or something fucking injun scum. LMAO'ing at you guys suiciding on mass.
>>73005926
Your talking about what happened to 1% of the native population and ignoring 99% of natives interbreed or died of smallpox, the flu, hepatitis ect..
Go fuck yourself leaf. This is not banter I want you to fuck off
>>73006360
Except this land is from the Natives. You shredded my Native pride.
>>73006122
Canada has always been and always will be rightful beady eyed clay, igloo nigger.
>>73002521
Quebec invented peanut butter and snowmobiles
>>73006122
You better calm down there son or we're gonna lock it up in a cabinet.
Btw what's your favourite flavour?
>>73006399
You're a scum you invader filth.. And you are a hypocrite too.
>>73006199
This
Just post /comfy/ Canadian tunes lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MWzDKE4zbY
>>73003364
That's the worst fucking singing and timing I've ever heard.
That dumb fuck should go impale himself on an elk antler
>>73006423
How? It's our land you scumbag filthy inbred. Pic related is you.
>>73003364
>lloydminster
FAR too white. want funding? it'll be funding to build a new refugee center.
>>73006471
What are you talking about?
>>73006419
Yeah, we went over this. We conquered you cucks. What language are you writing in right now? Oh right, English, not your full retard forest tongue that didn't even have a written component.
Are you going to pass down the oral account of how you went full retard on /pol/ while attempting to "troll" to your alcoholic grandchildren?
>>73006402
You fucking retard there where military campaigns against the fucking natives which Is was talking about. I didn't imply that they where all physically genocided I implied that they where conquered which they were.
>>73006526
>It's our land you scumbag filthy inbred
Won it by conquest
>>73004689
so much denial
>>73006346
most of the indigenous people died in the 1600's. Germ theory of disease is from 1850 the damage was done and those who had natural immensities were the only Indians left. Also there is only one account of anyone even thinking of doing that and he did follow through.
Again fuck off leaf, we should ban your entire county from /pol/
>>73002521
When I was a kid I thought Canada was just a state of the US. Now I think they wish they were
>>73002521
I sort of wish the US would annex Canada already so I can live somewhere not in Ontario or a fucking field withou a visa.
>>73005987
>BC invents quantum computer
>eastern Canada is actually the cucked place contributing less to the world than the average American but controls our whole political system
Daily reminder that eastern Canada are the cucks that voted for Trudeau (false buck) and makes the rest of us look like a laughing stock in front of the world. Daily reminder that western Canada is a non cucked place especially compared to the US and rest of Canada
Western independence fucking when
>>73006637
>Yeah, we went over this. We conquered you cucks. What language are you writing in right now? Oh right, English, not your full retard forest tongue that didn't even have a written component.
Fun fact. Greenland vikings took Native American slaves in the year 1006, and fled to Scandinavia and Britannia 300 years later, the Natives mixed in with the population. So guess what if you are Irish or British you are slightly native Canadian. So hahaha you are just insulting yourself.
>>73003017
>trying this hard
Oh Canada
>>73006402
But the germs were spread purposely.
>>73006640
Yeah there were wars.....The Natives never had a fucking chance, any time they encountered Europeans half their population would die.
I don't give a fuck about war when 90% of the people died of small pox
>>73002709
Nah your pm is, oh and part of your country is literally burning down.
>>73006886
You're clearly still alive.
>>73006903
Europeans purposely spread small pox.
>>73006819
I went over this as well. Do you really think that every single resident in Scotland, Ireland and England fucked a slave and had a child with it? Are you that retarded?
Most of those slaves never even survived as they didn't have the immune system to. SEE: what happened when we showed up in North America in force.
>>73006966
And, 90% of my people died.
>>73006903
Theres essentially zero evidence of this "injuns died of disease" fairytale
>>73006886
How?
>>73007021
survival of the fittest
Canada is beyond cucked now. We basically opened our hearts, wallets, and assholes to the brown tide and are begging for more. Trudeau is a giant faggot and very representative of our average millennials.
When Trump Makes America Great Again he should ride into Canada to do the same. We'll greet him with Lyin' Ted on a crucifix as a peace offering.
>>73007016
Are you so fucking retarded? You know 700 years ago you have over 10 million fucking ancestors? So if you are British do you think at least one of those came someone who interbred with a slave?
>>73006122
>have native blood
It's time to get back to the residential school John Runningdog.
>>73002521
They were at one point pretty badass.
That went out the window.
>>73007102
Anglos with small pox rubbed a blanket on their skin, and then gave the blanket to Natives telling them it would give them magic if they rubbed it on their skin.
>>73002521
By now we've caught on that "Canada" is a practical joke being played by the USA. It was funny while it lasted, but you need to find a new prank to play.
Canada is like China. The primary method is just a shitty copy of whatever the Americans do or at our behest. Their people come to the USA and help invent things once they taste true freedom. SAD
>>73007171
That's not a fucking joke.
>>73007235
And ireland is just a joke played by the English. HAHA
>>73004592
It wasn't Lyin' Ted's fault. Apparently it's just a common trait to the canuck people.
>>73006886
The depopulation of the Americas happen between 1492-1700's Germ theory of disease 1850..........\
Your a fucking moron. Human beings did not know microscopic organisms caused disease until 1850
>>73006471
Original? Cool mint? Totalfresh?
What helps you get over the fact that you don't have a father and your people have no culture anymore?
>>73007228
And you did.
And look what happened to you.
>>73007111
>US please come and fuck my wife
Alberta and rurals, folks. Biggest cucks in north america
>>73007084
A FUCKING LEAF
>>73007169
>implying blood runs that deep
m8 you're really African, not native cuck. You can't claim that land was yours. I guess you wouldn't understand that though because you were raped by a nun in your residential school. Have fun beating your son tonight to help get over your rage though senpai.
>>73007306
You're so fucking stupid. If that's true why did Genghis Khan fling dead bodies into enemy castles to spread disease?
>>73003810
Conveniently it is also a great way for the chinese to steal government secrets.
Canada is a satellite state of China at this point.
>>73007347
I don't want America to come and fuck my wife tho. But your entire national identity consists of trying too hard to be different from America because of an inferiority complex which amounts to trying to be even more liberal and progressive.
>>73007324
>>73007373
We still have culture and I do have a father. My father isn't Native American so go fuck yourself. Also my mother still denies she has Native American in her even though I showed her in the genealogy section we do have Native American in us. So I guess your right my culture is gone because my parents fucking deny they are Natives.
>>73007282
No, England was a joke by the Welsh, and Scotland is joke by the French (they also did Germany). Ireland was done by the Danes.
>>73007254
Natives are a fucking joke
>>73007347
Why Alberta and rurals?
>>73007403
Well you still have Native American ancestry. If you have British ancestry it means you are 1/.0000001% Native American because 1000 years ago one of your ancestors fucked a Native in Greenland. LOL
>>73005157
>Coffee flavored slushie
Come on man, it's by far the worst of the available iced cappuccinos from chain stores. Even McDs is better.
The only advantage to the Tim Hortons one is that its instant.
>>73003017
>candy bars
Scraping the bottom of the barrel.
>>73007594
Anglos are a fucking joke
>>73007579
How is England done by the Welsh when the English discriminated and colonized the welsh?
Is this "native" anon trolling or is he trying to make all of us look like complete retards?
Probably both
>>73007710
So what you're saying is that we weren't invaders and we had rightful claim to come take our land back :')
Thanks for keeping it warm for us. Here, have this blanket as a thank you gift.
50% of Canada is the letter A
>>73007845
You're a troll.
>>73007918
Don't joke about that.
But what I'm saying is you can't call us subhumans and savages when you have our blood running through your vains.
>>73007756
>candy bars
still better than anything from the entire continent of africa.
>>73006471
Kek'd
>claiming they are a part of western civilizations
I'd move to the states, but would either:
1. Get shot
2. An incredibly obese person falls on me and I suffocate.
>>73007427
Popular myths spread by nations that were historically cucked by the Mongols. Koreans do this bullshit a lot most recently with Japan.
>>73007845
Not real. A full blooded native could never operate a computer beyond the virtual VLTs they play at the public library.
at least we made some original cuisine you fucking mong
>>73008046
You're subhumans and savages because you can't even use the right form of veins. But I guess when the only thing you learned in school is how to be a scumbag father and an alcoholic, we shouldn't blame you for having the IQ of a chimpanzee.
>>73008172
What do you mean? How do Koreans do it with the Japanese
>>73008306
Fuck you I'm a real Native. I may not be fully Native but I am fully culturally Native.
>>73008172
Everyone in the middle ages was perfectly aware of the link between disease and bodily fluids and rotting corpses you fucking idiot.
>>73008326
You need to learn if I looked at one of your ancestors 1000 years ago it would be a Native American, supposing your ancestry is British or Irish. So suck on that you hypocritical freak.
>>73007427
Fucking kill yourself leaf
The natives died because they had no contact hence no genetic immunity to, small pox, the flu, the bubonic plaque and every other disease.
Your blaming white people for the Americas black death. Fuck you..
You fucking leaf
>>73004269
Tacos wey Andreeees
>>73008379
It's so funny how you fuckers hold on to that cultural shit and think that LARPing a rain dance some how makes you the same as your forefathers. The "culture" of the modern native is drinking, stealing, complaining, beating their women, and neglecting their kids. Just pull the trigger already.
>>73008379
>father isn't native
>mother claims not to be native
>you didn't grow up in a native household
You're just another white boy who is working as a cuck. Like those Americans who talk about how they're 1/32nd Cherokee.
>>73008452
I never implied that you were a savage because your skin is red, I said we conquered you because your people lived in the woods and made their houses out of mud while speaking to the trees.
>>73002521
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_shootings_at_Parliament_Hill,_Ottawa
i love canada. can't wait to visit it someday.
>>73002521
Daily reminder to the Cannucks that America nuked you before they even invented nuclear weapons.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halifax_Explosion
Also isn't half your country on fire right now? Shouldn't you go help your tiny Anglo population? I mean one person dying in Canada just means Trudeau is going to have an excuse to bring 10 mudslimes to replace them.
>>73002521
I'm convinced that the U.S. only calls countries shitposters when they voice opinions that aren't pro-burger.
Australia BTFO of all burgers in banter? All australians are shitposters! Canadians voice anti-US shit? All Canadians are shitposters!
>>73008552
Because Whites purposely spread diseases.
>>73008610
I'm 1/16th actually.
>>73008894
>>73008941
you're actually retarded if you think you qualify as native
>>73007111
maybe you should fuck off down south to memeland you fucking traitor
>Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States.
Says it all really.
>>73002521
french canadians and quebec are mostly responsible for this
>>73009047
Then why in grade 12 highschool did I get an 100% on my ancestry project where I talked about my ancestor Natives? It helped get me a scholarship.
>>73009009
Yeah my history prof said it.
>>73009189
because you're a cuck, baud
>>73009306
Just accept it. I'm a Native, you don't want to feel guilt of what your people did to mine so you deny it. And if I'm white why am I discriminated against?
>>73008941
>I'm 1/16th actually.
You are a special snowflake little faggot who wants to rent-seek off of protected class status.
>>73008941
>I'm 1/16th actually
Jesus dude
If you're being unironic I feel really bad for you
>>73006746
maybe then all the idiot "french" canadians will fuck off too
>>73009507
I don't feel guilt because that's how shit works. They conquered the natives and made them their bitches. Survival of the fittest.
Does the lion feel guilt when it kills a gazelle? No, because if the gazelle wanted to survive it should have done a better job and ran faster. Your "ancestors", if you want to call them that you cuck, didn't run fast enough and got almost wiped out. The end.
Now, because you're trying so hard to be native, go drink yourself to sleep.
>>73009507
What made you to betray your non-native ancestors?
Are you completely retarded or it was only way for you to get a scholarship?
>>73008894
Your people had no immunity to any African, Asian or European virus they were introduced to ALL of them at the same time. They died.
>>73009779
Then why was I made fun of at school? When I did my project on my Native ancestery after my "friends" (they were actually dicks) put their hands to their mouths, tapped their mouths and went "a wah wah wah wah" mockingly. You know? The Native war cry? I'm not doing this for myself, it actually harms me being Native. I also have brown hair and eyes from my mom who is 1/8 Native so I'm pretty sure I got my facial features from my Native blood.
>>73002521
>hasn't contributed shit to modern society and science
>Invented insulin
Sure helps you burgers with your diabeetus from guzzling down a gallon of soda with your X-X-XL fries and an entire bucket of fried chicken
>>73002521
>Haven't contributed to science
Canadians have. They just all move to America to do it
>>73010056
kek you actually got cucked by your friends too. Are you that fag that no one talks to now because you get too offended? Go back to tumblr.
>>73009977
>I don't feel guilt because that's how shit works. They conquered the natives and made them their bitches. Survival of the fittest.
Actually Marvin Uggenrite said that many of the mental health problems facing Americans like depression actually comes from guilt from how they treated the Natives and Black people.
>Does the lion feel guilt when it kills a gazelle? No, because if the gazelle wanted to survive it should have done a better job and ran faster. Your "ancestors", if you want to call them that you cuck, didn't run fast enough and got almost wiped out. The end.
They didn't need the land tho, a lion needs to eat.
>Now, because you're trying so hard to be native, go drink yourself to sleep.
Fuck off, why can't you remember us for our culture before the Europeans, not what we have now due to you guys.
>>73010056
>He can't handle his friends' bantz
Time to stop being a faggot anon
>>73010056
You where made fun of because you are a little bitch which is apparent by this thread and your comments. Vox Day is a quarter native, speaks his tribal language looks completely white and is a famous anti-SJW in America. You are jsut another cuck.
>>73010056
A FUCKING LEAF
1/8th of my DNA is offended
>>73002521
I couldn't wait to refute OP until I saw he's an American. AhahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>73010382
>Actually Marvin Uggenrite said that many of the mental health problems facing Americans like depression actually comes from guilt from how they treated the Natives and Black people.
>>73010012
I never betrayed anyone.
>>73010024
But the Europeans purposely gave us smallpox.
>>73010421
But I actually am almost pure Natives because my Native DNA is dominant. I have brown eyes, brown hair, and my eyes are small (kinda like squinty Asian eyes). I read up on Native American culture and it may be an ancestors spirit in me. Now I don't believe in spirits or any of that but I find it very interesting.
>>73007698
Because ontarians are really the biggest cucks. Notice how the pig doesn't even have the decency to say westerners or people from BC and Alberta instead resorting to calling us "rurals and albertans"
At least we have a real economy in BC and any non lazy easterners have already come here. lazy fuck should get a job were not gonna keep sending welfare money forever
>>73010382
> Marvin Uggenrite
Okay, for the last time, here's your reply.
>>73010423
>>73010423
Why are you Anglo or something?
>>73010582
Can't refute my point haha. If you're so sure your right why did depression only come along when black history and Native history was taught in schools?
>>73010658
>But the Europeans purposely gave us smallpox.
A people who didn't know what smallpox was purposely gave you smallpox....Kill yourself, we should have finished the job and we will.
>>73006913
now get this shit
The part thats always lighting on fire is literally the best part.
>>73010263
This. Anyone who is the best at anything goes where the money is.
>>73010707
Shut up you pig. I'm Ontarian and offended because I personally can't get a job because you fucks stole our jobs.
>>73010750
Look him up bitch.
>>73010823
Are you the same fucking leaf that posts the Obama jobs numbers threads?
>>73010842
>A people who didn't know what smallpox was purposely gave you smallpox
Sure totally
>Kill yourself, we should have finished the job and we will.
I hope you have cancer you freak.
>>73010882
Canada has money it's just all owned by Anglo-Saxons. I laugh when Irishmen or Italians scoff at us Natives and call us lazy for not working, when they themselves are being screwed by the WASPS
>>73010954
Yeah. One reason I like Obama so much is because he actually apologized to Native Americans unlike other Presidents.
*cough cough Nixon cough cough
>>73007797
At least even the poorest Anglos (or really any non natives) have running water and fucking electricity.
You savages contribute more to the crime rate and protest bitch and live on welfare more than anyone else. Instead of protesting industry mining pipelines and basically anything else economically productive because some chief took a shit on a certain patch of ground a gorillion years ago maybe you could go out get educated and look for a fucking job. Sadly cuckdeau Sr gave these fucking savages special privileges and a check from the govt every month
>>73010935
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Marvin Uggenrite
https://youtu.be/kqpjSLi2Cfg?t=2m48s
>>73008894
But nehtives are a disease
This entire thread is just canada fighting
>>73011317
>At least even the poorest Anglos (or really any non natives) have running water and fucking electricity.
Because they are the ruling class dingus
>You savages contribute more to the crime rate and protest bitch and live on welfare more than anyone else
Don't even go their you freak. The real crime is genociding a proud people.
>Instead of protesting industry mining pipelines and basically anything else economically productive because some chief took a shit on a certain patch of ground a gorillion years ago maybe you could go out get educated and look for a fucking job
You fucking idiot. I am in College right now so I can get a job. And because Trudeau is in my College will be paid by the government as Native Reparations. And yes they consider me a true Native despite what /pol/tards think.
>>73003810
Java sucks
>>73011022
I'm glad your people are all but extinct. Enjoy Your women leaving the reservation and having white children
>>73011533
Yeah but he's a real activist. And the arguments he uses in that video are actually really good.
>>73011567
What's that?
>>73002521
>Such a joke that burgers pretend to be Canucks when traveling abroad.
We're not perfect by any stretch. But we never have and never will elect a nigger. Just handsome pussy Frenchmen.
Reminder: Despite all the burger "tough guy" appearances on /pol/ they worship BBC and are the cause of at least 85% of the world's problems. From hollywood degeneracy to ISIS.
>>73009189
Because natives don't have to work on school and get 100%s handed to them. Also get all the extra help they ever want.
>>73011683
If they are leaving and having children that means Native genes will live on idiot.
>>73005157
Dude here in michigan we have Tim Horton's
