>turn on tv
>americans shooting eachother again
>live in australia
>not allowed to have pepper spray or a taser or ANY non lethal self defense weapons
>literally not allowed to defend yourself or your family in ANY circumstance
i keep a pot of hot oil always on the stove at home to throw on intruders, but i cant even keep a tire iron in my car at risk of going to jail, meanwhile there is more illegal guns than ever.
>>72982233
Try and find a tire thumper. Its intended use is for checking your tires pressure by beating them
>>72982233
>i keep a pot of hot oil
FUCKING MEDIEVAL
>>72982233
What about a golf club or a baseball bat?
>>72982233
Cant you use baseball bat?
>>72982233
>meanwhile there is more illegal guns than ever.
But every last European, politician, leftist, and Aussie told me that's impossible.
>ban guns, and the supply slowly dries up
That's what you all said.
>>72982627
i highly recommend hot oil for home defense for british and australians.
>extremely painful
>permanent scars and disfigurment
>even if they get away you will find them at the nearest emergency room
>>72980884
>turn on TV
>australia isn't mention
ignore them
they are uncivilized mongrels unlike the rest of America
>>72982233
>illegal guns
Nice try, Crocodile Dundee. Everyone knows Oz is a utopia.
>>72982826
>>72982827
its illegal and dont want to risk screwing up my eventual US citizenship.
>>72980884
>turn on 4chan
>Australia shitposting again
>>72983292
Whats with this anyway? Do all other countries report on American things?
>>72983626
Sadly yes.
Your kikes have grown powerful enough to control most of the western media.
>>72983292
>not wanting to lay low
>>72983626
>>72983727
What the fuck the only thing i hear bout muricans in my news are the big school shootings aka Columbine /9.11/or usual shit like "OOH Emperor won Indiana"
What is the best self defense "weapon" legal in Canada? Canuck here visiting France
>go to 4chan
>Aussie shitposting again
>>72983727
That's weird......you little beaners are pretty good at avoiding the news
>build the wall, Pedro
