Muslims detained in Moscow with ROCKET LAUNCHERS, explosives, and automatic weapons planning terror attack on May 9th V-Day!!!
https://www.rt.com/news/341834-fsb-terrorists-attack-plan/
>>72961458
Hmmm, maybe Trump is right.
>>72961458
I don't know why the shit skins keep going after Russia, Putin already said he wasn't going to rule out nukes.
HAPPENING
>kebab in russia doing obvious kebab things
>gets removed
huh
>>72961458
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Could this be one of those "WE GO NOW!" moments
>Go to the trouble of getting rocket launchers
>Shoot them at a parade of tanks designed to survive being shot with rockets.
What could go wrong.
>>72961586
>>72961881
>>72962036
>>72962070
>>72962091
>>72962117
MORE BREAKING FUCKING NEWS:
>The FSB said the detainees have made “confession statements,” and have been found to have been working “on orders from their superiors located in Syria and Turkey.”
>>72962313
this did not happen
>>72962394
Fuck off shill it's straight from the RT article.
>>72962394
It happened, https://lenta.ru/news/2016/05/04/fsb/
>>72962313
the fire rises. I want WW3 to wipe out all lifeforms in Europe
>>72962619
>>72962474
>>72962313
WE WW3 NOW
>>72961458
Uh oh, looks like RU is firing up that oven
>>72962619
>it's real
>>72962313
>Leaders In Roachistan
Please let it be the moment we see if roaches survive Nuklear Holocausts
Stupid fucking sandniggers. Attacking Russia is not like attacking a cuck country like Belgium. They are probably being tortured right now for info.
>>72961586
>>72961458
>ah fuck it Ahmed, we'll wing it
>get your rpg
>if we succeed we succeed
Terrorists lost all hope of conducting a successfull attack in Russia, they are just going blindley.
>The FSB said the detainees have made “confession statements,”
ahahahaha
>>72961458
>half-assedly fucking with the rooskies
they deserve everything they get.
>>72963176
They definitely beat the fucking shit out of them
Nothing to worry about, these guys will never be seen or heard from again in a few hours knowing the Russians.
>>72963176
>FSB
>Posts pic of CIA interogation
>>72963633
that picture is FOX approved for american audiences.
>>72963458
FSB statement released
"Mohammad accidentally fell down several flights of stairs" Mohammad gave confession statements shortly after.
>>72962760
>turkey has terror cells
Ooo big deal. Not like we didn't know this?
>>72961458
Impossible.
Islam is a religion of peace.
>>72961458
NOT ALL MUSLIMS
ISLAM IS A RELIGION OF PEACE
WHITE MEN ARE THE REAL TERRORISTS
>>72963097
Not just in Russia. Even if muzzies do the groundwork for there own eradication by bombing the west, they are doing it very pathetic
From a neutral perspective, every attack was laughable. Deathtoll, long time terror, muslim awarness...nothing acomplished.
But I hope so much they will try more, till they have triggered stormers and normies so much, they purge there cities from shitskins, unrelated if muzzie or not.
>>72962313
i mean just saying they'd probably say anything under interrogation
>>72963751
"The state is performing a proper inquiry. Results will be published in four month's time unless the harvest is not correct."
>>72962313
>“confession statements,”
Whats may 9 vday?
These fucking idiots keep getting caught before they can do it, wish it had went through, the more attacks the faster the pendulum swings to the right in society.
>>72963904
victory day you stupid goy
>>72962313
>The FSB said the detainees have made “confession statements,”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0bzicZm5CM
>>72963496
I wonder what the fuck RUSSIANS do to them.
For a fucking decade, it was considered "ok" to strip them of their rights and hold them indefinitely here, something that would've been unthinkable for any other class of criminal.
In Russia? I'm thinking fucking Hellraiser/Saw levels of torture and cruelty. Dismemberment, breakfast machine death contraptions, strong bases, etc.
>>72961458
Ruskies, we've had our differences in the past but let Trump get elected first. Once he have these liberals out of office we promise to look the other way if you promise to glass the Turks with nuclear fire.
Then we can mop up the rest of these tusken raiders together.
>>72963904
Victory in Europe day end of nazi Germany
>>72963904
VE day
I wonder if they'll get a speedy and fair trial in a Russian court of law :^)
>>72964114
>tusken raiders
>>72964154
I hope their ashes get turned into stained glass and fixed into an orthodox church window
>>72961458
That's racist. They aren't real Muslims.
>>72964108
A syringe filled with pig blood would be the most effective. Use their religion against them.
I wonder if #NotAllMuslims is trending on Russian Twitter right now. Somehow I think not.
Drop them from the sky, alive, onto raqqa
>>72961458
WE SHOULD DENY THEIR 72 VIRGINS WITH PORK
>>72964108
>I wonder what the fuck RUSSIANS do to them.
Nothing, not the times that under Stalin, we now have a serious problem in prisons, 20% of Muslims and they begin to establish their own rules there.
>>72964444
Nice quads comrade.
>>72963751
More like he has no more pinkies left on his hands or feet. He was ready to confess after they lopped off the first one, but they wanted to make sure he was gonna tell the truth.
>>72964444
Don't let the prisons become profit centers. That only encourages them.
>>72964444
Yeah, but these are "terrorists."
That's gotta be a death sentence there, right?
>>72964444
>keeping terrorist in prison
For what purpose?
>>72962619
Dear cyka blyat,
pls start the happening. I need this. We need this
>>72963856
You don't know Russian interrogations work.
>>72962619
Cant wait to fucking stomp these evil shits into mudholes.
>>72964444
But do you have a large section of white Russian society making excuses for everything Muslims do and publicly shaming anyone who calls a spade a spade?
>>72963751
We are unsure why at this time, but the detainees teeth and fingernails have been misplaced.
>terrorists have been taken to FSB headquarters at Lubyanka
Ah, in glorious Soviet times they'd simply disappear at Lubyanka and never see the light of day ever again.
>>72962313
>https://www.rt.com/news/341834-fsb-terrorists-attack-plan/
I wonder how long they tortured them until they said the word 'Turkey'.
Post yfw Russia obliterates Ottoman scum once and for all.
>>72964670
Liberals abolished the death penalty and our laws are very soft, a terrorist severed heads in Chechnya, gets 20 years, for example.
>>72961458
So how long before retaking of Constantinople?
>>72965052
>>72964714
comes to the ridiculous, female suicide bombers who were preparing for the explosion but were detained before get .....attention!!! - 5 years.
>>72961458
>https://lenta.ru/news/2016/05/04/fsb/
lol, i would pay big money to watch russian spec ops decimate muslim extremists in their homes.
holy fuck thatd be a sight to see.
>>72964670>>72964724
Terrorists are kept to serve their terms in "highest security" prisons. Not very pleasant place, every step and word is defined by strict protocols, inmates are kept in solitary cells and deprived of any social interaction for decades. There's no physical violence since videocams everywhere and very strict control over personnel, but when our libtards managed to get these prisons inspected, inmates appeared to be slowly going insane and begged to be executed instead.
>>72965432
Just riot Russiabro. Putin wills it.
>>72961458
These foiled terror attacks need to be bigger news. People, including the president, always make dumb remarks like "you're more likely to be killed by a toddler than a terrorist" or "you're more likely to die in a bathtub than be killed by a terrorist". Well, why aren't we diverting the billions we spend on counter terrorism on bathtub manufactures? It seems like every day there is a thwarted terror attack in a western country. They treat us like we are fucking children, and people actually buy into this shit. We need to start beating the shit out of people who believe this crap. I'm so fucking mad. REEEEEEEEEE
>>72963825
I'm a little disappointed nobody noticed my ID desu
>>72965640
Kek, cunt lover??
>>72965518
those who have been successful and have committed a terrorist act, those who no one managed to kill sitting in ordinary prisons.
>>72964108
Russians will violate not only their physical integrity, by their spiritual beliefs as well. They will force them to consume pork, and tell them if they do not talk, a female will execute them, guaranteed, unforgivable ride to hell according to Islam. They'll also apply topical chemical agents that activate pain transmitters, doing no physical damage, but inducing absolutely unfathomable pain to the point that the detainees hearts will likely stop many times during the procedure, only to be brought back to life and repeated.
>>72961458
i knew I had a sickfeeling today
>>72965899
I like you.
>>72963176
What's the point in nuking Turkey?
It's common scientific knowledge that cockroaches can survive heavy amounts of radiation
>>72965432
Holy fuck. That's crazy.
>>72961458
Dman if Putin nukes kebab I will forgive his attack of my people in the potato land.
The time has come, Putin now has the excuse he needs to reclaim Constantinople.
>>72965899
>the detainees hearts will likely stop many times during the procedure, only to be brought back to life and repeated.
>MFW
>>72961458
>May 9th V-Day
=WW2 V-Day?
>>72965899
Based russians.
>>72965899
Leave the torture to putins friend SHEF Ramzan Akhmatovich Kadyrov
A real russian patriot
If that was Western Europe, they would just let them do it.
>>72966436
That's not all, we have such a thing as "conditional early release", which means that after serving half the term offender may request an early release if with him there were no problems in prison.
A typical situation, killed a man, got 10 years, after 5 years you are at liberty if paid to the prison governor.
>>72965312
>>72965052
>>72965899
absolutely halal
>>72967254
Got something against freedom of expression, bigot?
>>72965899
I've seen that episode of 24 as well.
>>72961458
WE WERE A WEEK EARLY
INB4 THEY HAVE TO MOVE UP MAY DAY BECAUSE INTELLIGENCE BREACH
>>72962313
Meanwhile Turks will soon be able to travel freely in the EU.
>>72962091
As someone who lives here that is probably the most eventful thing to ever happen. Besides us giving Trump the nomination.
>>72962619
I have Mosin Nagant ready. Cheeki Breeki when, comrade!
Those fucking bigots! Those were #Cruzmissiles, they were just trying to show support for American politics!
They sandu nuffin'
>>72964117
The End of an Dream *sob*
>>72961458
Can all the white nations organize for our holiday yet?
Does anyone not want the muzzie terrorists to be detained?
The more attacks on western soil there is the more people wake up.
I wish I could see what happens to these fuckers in the Gulag they are sent to
>>72961458
another false flag to strengthen the FSB's power
Guys, let's be real though...how many fucking times is it now that Russia finds out Turkey is behind something only to not act and then have the roaches call them out for being pussies?
This won't cause it. Nothing barring a successful terrorist attack by Turkey on Russian soil will cause WW3.
>>72962313
>ruskies "capture" themselves some terrorists
>they are made to "confess"
>reveal it's the evil NATO behind this
holy shit why didn't they pull this sort of stuff earlier? it's brilliant if you think about it
>>72964311
>A syringe filled with pig blood would be the most effective. Use their religion against them.
I think that would kill them before they had a chance to confess anything.
Blood transfusion mistakes are deadly.
>>72961458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QH20M7gG0c
>>72965899
I can fap to this.
>>72961458
It's time to remove kebab !!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-EQJA8Ahac
>>72967297
UDO for very grave and some kinds of grave crimes can't happen earlier than 2/3, 3/4 or 4/5 (depending on crime) of the term. UDO for life-long term may happen only after 25 years served.
Terrorism (article 205) is most grave crime and results either in 15-20 years term or life-long, so even with minimal possible term you could apply for UDO only after 12 years in prison, and most terrorists don't last so long there.
UDO is decided by court, not prison.
Also, getting 5 years for article 205 is impossible. Even if there was no organisation and no other clauses apply (no victims, no damage, etc) minimal term is still 8 years, so if someone got 5, he wasn't charged with terrorism to begin with.
>>72968279
hmm now i wonder what would happen if you injected someone blood of the wrong type... describe me the effects pls.
>>72967600
>tfw you go to save a Natalia image and your Natalia folder automatically open
YESSSSSSS
Since May Day, many habbenings have habbened. May the ashes of McMurray not be wasted.
BURN WORLD
BURN!!!!!!!!!!!
Not surprised. Moscow is an islamic city at this point.
Dont forget to vote for Putler and his muslim loving party again, vatniks.
>>72968549
You will have an acute hemolytic reaction. Basically, your immune system will attack the red blood cells in the transfused blood.
This is dangerous because homoglobin gets released from the red blood cells, and the homoglobin gets filtered out by the kidneys. This can cause the kidneys to clog and fail
>>72964724
what is this from please tell me
>>72968550
>tfw all of my folders are Natalia folders
>>72968265
Too much weed? It's pointless and stupid if you think about it.
Geopolitics 101:
If either Russia or NATO provokes or engages into open conflict with the other, the game is over.
This one rule trumps everything and cannot be broken. You can be subtle, you can use proxy warfare, you can demoralize or whatever. But the above rule cannot be broken.
>>72965899
>inducing absolutely unfathomable pain to the point that the detainees hearts will likely stop many times during the procedure, only to be brought back to life and repeated.
jesus I can just imagine it
>well achemd? did yuo get to meet allah and the 72 virgins? no? aaah komrade we're doing round 4, maybe better luck this time
Hahahha Muslims and trump BTFO
RUSSIA WINS AGAIN
PUTIN IS THE TRUE GOD EMPORER
Molodci
>>72962313
>yfw russian guns and explosive devices are about to rain down on kurdish resistance fighters in Turkey
Enjoy your cultural enrichment, roachboys
>>72968874
Like Trump and Putin wouldn't be best friends forever.
>>72965899
We've found Trump's vp, lads.
>>72961881
They wanna be nuked, duh.
They foolishly think it will strengthen their resolve.
The don't know history. If nukes can break the resolve to Imperial Japan, they can certainly break the will of a few shitskins looking to get laid in the afterlife.
>>72968831
you can still paint your enemy evil with propaganda and this just accomplish it
>>72968831
what do you mean by game over? nuclear apocalypse? meh, i don't believe it will ever happen. even in case of world war, the lords would rather send a few million plebs to die. they don't want to nuke their own mansions and golf courses.
>>72963871
Is this CIA propaganda?
Watch this not even make headlines in the English speaking press.
They've been following a policy of 'don't rouse the slimes' ever since Molenbeek.
>>72968302
dude
>>72964108
Just ask Mr. Joshua
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy2Xj8Pz2Tk
1. Drugs until they cant think straight
2. Fly in their family members and go to town before them before their eyes
3. Torture some dispensable muzzie prisoners to death in the worst manner possible before their eyes and tell them: that's what happens to people who dont talk
The family member thing gets 9 out of 10 of all muzzie terrorists, they are weakass emotional pussies with a conscience, all of them
>>72961458
This was in the news days ago, hardly breaking.
Mosques being used as training grounds and weapons caches is nothing new either. I bet these places are all over the West, just waiting for the signal.
>>72969036
This.
>N-nuke us, Russia. Don't be a pussy. It'll only make us stronger.
What they don't realize is that Imperial Japan was more war hungry and driven than any Turkroach will ever be, and that they wouldn't come out the other side the way Japan managed to
>>72961458
> BREAKING NEWS
>news about normal FSB work
There's at least one such news every month. From those that reach news t all.
>>72969222
Doesn't need to be nuclear apocalypse. The war is unwinnable by either side. Lets assume they fight without nukes, then if either side starts losing the pressure to start using nukes will grow immensely at which point its game over.
Therefore the rule still applies, nobody will put the other in a situation where they have to use nukes. A war with conventional forces cannot lead to victory either, therefore that will never happen.
The only way the two can fight is indirectly or not in the open.
>>72968963
I wish but that is not going to happen
>>72968549
Please find out for us Comrade
>>72969707
Also, this is why putin and russia can do whatever shit they want, so long as it does not break the rule.
>power creep in georgia
>occupy crimea
Only soft measures can be applied (sanctions, embargo etc.) because the west does not wanna break the rule and russia hasn't broken the rule because doing shit to non-NATO countries is not a direct provocation.
>>72968767
Yuru yuri
>>72969998
then the best way for the west to win is to bring the entire world into NATO. totally doable with the amount of economic power the western metropolies possess compared to the third world.
Why didnt they blame it one polak rebels?
At least they'd turn this place into ukraine 2.0
>>72961458
Mudslims still doing retarded things. . No suprice. I hope trumps win and blows them up.
>>72970665
I'm with you Skwissgar. Hillary is dildos, we needs the Trumps.
>>72970429
In a way, yes, as you're probably aware of.
Russian officials are always paranoid about the "expansion of NATO". Naturally countries most exposed to Russia are keen to be defended against it.
But:
1) If that was done, wouldn't this be breaking the rule by 'forcing' a conflict?
2) NATO members don't give a shit about non-western nations and will never add, for example, Mongolia to the alliance.
>>72970960
should we put our necks on the line for some bs turkey might pull one day is that what you're saying?
>>72971047
I'm saying the opposite actually. Turkey, is not a western nation. If Turkey breaks the rule on their own. NOBODY will come to save it.
>>72970960
>ELL
>Turkey
>western nations
kek
Who are pulling the string? We know the answer.
>>72971217
reptilians?
>>72971217
>>72964444
>>72965061
>>72965432
>>72965888
>>72967297
>Yes I am a borned and raised Rusiski
>trust me stupid infidels
>*his moustache falls off*
I love the amount of faggots indulging your shitposts, but then again what's to say they aren't involved.
And 12 Jaish-e-Mohammed terrorists were arrested in India today. Wonder ehat those goat-fuckers were planning
http://www.dnaindia.com/india/report-12-suspected-jaish-e-mohammed-terrorists-arrested-during-raids-in-delhi-bomb-making-materials-recovered-2208968
>>72971110
they are nato members
>>72965052
BAGGINS
SHIIIRREEE
>>72971858
Doesn't matter because:
1) They are not a western nation. I guarantee nobody will feel the need to defend it.
2) If they are implicated in something they will be counted as the aggressor to wiggle out of responsibility.
Turkey is a relic of the cold war and early Turkish history. Basically, Turkey's elite has long wanted to BE western and has long tried to westernize despite the country as a whole not being anything close to western.
The only reason it's still a member is because of it's geographically useful location and because it has been in the past.
God bless the FSB.
>>72972513
>I guarantee nobody will feel the need to defend it.
it's not about your feelings lol. you think nato is some kind of a white nationalist alliance? defending le western civilization from oriental savages? turkey is more geopolitically important than norway, so if anything the american army is more likely to defend them than you.
>>72973054
It's the truth. If Turkey had done something to provoke ruski they will be counted as the aggressor and thus NATO wouldn't have to do anything. Not anything other than soft measures.
Anything that was said after that ruski jet was shot down was just talk to deter putin from doing anything militarily towards Turkey. Nobody would come to help it.
>>72973054
Also, the reason is obvious. Western countries don't like muslim countries very much. If there was a push to help then the masses wouldn't like it and you can't fight a war like that.
Have you seen polling data asking people if they'd protect a NATO member if russia attacked? It's shockingly low. ONLY the US has a sizable majority of people who would honor the agreement (60% I think). If you asked them specifically about turkey I wouldn't bet on that number being very high.
>>72973054
>>72973841
Seriously, just google this shit.
Pic related.
>>72961458
Based Russia taking our the Muslim scum
>>72961586
>maybe
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''maybe'''''''''''''''''''''''''
Reconquest of Constantinople when?
>>72973841
what masses support are you talking about? the US army IS the nato army. they don't need the people's support, just tonnes of shekels to pay the contract soldiers.
>UK military
lol, how's weather in the XIX century?
>>72965061
>Liberals abolished the death penalty
Russia de-facto has death penalty. Imprisoned for life usually live 3-4 years. What laws Russia has is irrelevant for many practical purposes.
>>72961458
it's not happening..
We switched sides in the War on Terror, and Obama and the CIA are now using them as proxy groups to attack and destabilize countries that they're against.
>>72961458
What the hell, Russia, you're supposed to let happenings happen
>tfw going to Moscow in 2 weeks
Fuck
I had to go to Paris a week after Charlie Hebdo happening too.
I should just become a NEET and stay the fuck at home already.
>>72974741
>>72974850
>says the country that's like Poland in debt
>>72975021
Obama is very evil wouldn't doubt he has caused worse
>>72964108
the KGB was famous for its "truth serum" that fried your brain and all sort of slow poisoning (mercury, radiation etc)
>>72974528
>Based Russia
>Russia says Mohammed cartoon publication illegal
http://news.yahoo.com/russia-says-mohammed-cartoon-publication-illegal-163336088.html
>Russia moves to criminalize Holocaust denial
https://www.rt.com/politics/denial-holocaust-criminalize-moves-russia-853/
inb4 Russia just respects other cultures or MAH NAZI WAR CRIMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-GeXgou-fY
>>72975021
>>72975203
Or you know, Muslims are just terrorists.
>>72964714
i don't believe Russia still has the death penalty. Surprisingly few countries do.
>>72962727
not all, just a particularly troublesome group
God damnit they're supposed to catch them AFTER it happens. Happening postponed guys, maybe next month.
>>72975203
Poland in debt? what does it even mean?
>>72964604
>>72972157
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>72972584
Looking a little pale today Netherlands.
>>72975307
we all know that
>>72962619
we are going to look back years from now and remember all the fun we had on 2016. greatest year so far for memes
>>72975728
it's russia. not impressed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I13ILGhofok
>>72975728
that's his angry brother Luxemburg
>>72971450
underrated
>>72971845
You just have to torch Pakistan, that """"country"""" is a fucking hellhole