KASICH DROPS OUT! WE FUCKIN' DID IT! WE WON THE NOMINATION!
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/john-kasich-suspend-presidential-campaign-n567901
KASICH TO MAKE ANNOUNCEMENT AT 5:00 PM TODAY
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
NEW MEXICO - 5/10 - http://www.sos.state.nm.us/Voter_Information/Voter_Registration_Information.aspx
WA - 5/16 - https://www.sos.wa.gov/elections/myvote/olvr.html
NJ - 5/17 - http://www.state.nj.us/state/elections/voting-information.html
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA - 5/23 http://registertovote.ca.gov/
>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: LMAOALLOFTHEM
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
LATEST BANTZ
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule/
RALLIES/TH
>Indiana Victory Speech 5/3/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oO4YqOGClY
>South Bend, IN 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhHuMW7haS8
>Carmel, IN 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qf1eUb-9L8
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Morning Joe 5/4/2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63klAhM0rUI
>Trump on Hannity 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDvOdZF-hzo
>Trump on CNN 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAY3UbtHCTk
ENTERTAINMENT
>Based Taiwanese Animators
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOjJUgADNaI
>Shapiro Has A Message for Trump Supporters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9-bueSEWL8
>Why Becky is Imploding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmpCF55IaMA
>Cruz Hits his Wife in the Face after Dropping Out
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/727665400687800320
>Unofficial Campaign Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD7inyUaA6Y
>Lynne Patton "The Trump Family That I Know"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxaKUo5naoY
>300: Making America Great Again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7I92r9GqUw
TV STREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
GOODBYE PANCAKE MAN
AWOOOOVEMENT
>Showdown of the Century
>weinstein in the background
>every
>fucking
>god
>damn
>time
>>72959942
Go fuck yourself you hungry fuck no one even knows who you are!
the ceiling is a lie
>the ceiling is a lie
the ceiling is a lie
>the ceiling is a lie
the ceiling is a lie
>the ceiling is a lie
the ceiling is a lie
>the ceiling is a lie
the ceiling is a lie
>the ceiling is a lie
RIP BUFFET MAN
https://twitter.com/AngelTilaLove/status/727897930305130497
>I am verified honorary Aryan ambassador global leader of #TilaWorldOrder step aside, negro!
Lol what
>>72959942
AWOOOOMENT
THREADS ARE SO FAST
MOVEMENTT
Holy crap, we're at the final boss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwkRRED5WxY
>>72960044
pls clap
Trump still holding a rally in WV tomorrow kek
Enjoy your kiwi pizza in heaven bruh
this fucking election
holy shit i need seatbelts for my chair for this shit
IS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW? IS THIS REALLY REAL LIFE?
>Wake up
>El Rato has dropped out
>Get home from work
>Kasich has dropped out
Please, enough with the winning already, I can't handle it.
Don't forget to still head out TO VOTE!
Crush the record and keep the media BTFO! THE SURGE NEVER ENDS!
GUAC MY LIFE INTO PIECES
Please be faithful, Anon. Praise him.
Only Kek is more powerful than Jewish money.
Links should work now in the OP.
And for those of you wondering about the fate of the delegates, check the "Withdrawn" sheet in the SGOPET.
No movement has ever felt this good
Guys
It's Star Wars day
The Force is with Trump
https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/727895287797186560
wew
Such salty tears across the aisle. They sustain me
So with kasich now out of the race, what happens to the remaining republican elections? Is it just over now, all remaining delegates go to Trump?
Trump wins the nomination a month before the convention.
AHEAD OF SCHEDULE AND UNDER BUDGET!
MAGA
BARRON IS SAVED!
>Don't look Barron
F R E S H O C
F R E S H O C
F R E S H O C
SAVE IT FAST BEFORE THE PRICE SKYROCKET
>you will never be Ann Coulter's buttslave
>>72960083
tila tequila kinda went crazy a few years back after browsing /pol/
Did pancakes drop out?
Claim your MAGA'd waifus!
>Make Beacon Great Again!
Don't you feel stupid for ever doubting?
we president now
>>72960222
Chekd
Post yfw Trump gets elected and starts BTFOing left wing politicians in Europe the same way he's done in the race for the nomination
What happened?
>Literally under budget.
>Literally ahead of schedule.
>>72960179
I'm loving this election cycle so much.
>that "won one state"
2much kek
>>72960222
>>72960230
>Ever doubting
>>72960195
THIS INCREASINGLY NERVOUS MAN ON CNN LMAO
>>72960251
PAJEET
it all happened
>>72960141
WE'RE GONNA WIN SO MUCH, YOU'RE GONNA BE TIRED OF WINNING! YOU'RE GONNA SAY "MR PRESIDENT, CAN WE STOP WINNING?" AND I'M GONNA SAY "NO!" WE'RE GONNA KEEP WINNING! WE'RE GONNA WIN SO MUCH!
WE'RE GONNA WIN, WE'RE GONNA WIN, AND WE ARE GOING TO WIN!
>Cruz Drops out
>Starwars Day
>Kasich drops out
>The CIS has fallen
This is fucking glorious.
>>72960222
>>72960102
When you look at the cave leading up to The Rat you can just tell what a fucking savage and dirty level/boss fight it was
Guac Goblin seems so long ago
Simple times, Trump was still learning the mechanics and Jeb was the tutorial
Where were you when Trump was confirmed general election winner?
>>72960217
>>72960104
Pankasich is fried. I am no longer a syrupnigger for Pankasich.
>>72960231
yeah we is
TIME TO CRASH THIS FUCKING GENERAL ELECTION WITH NO SURVIVORS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyz_2DEah4o
>>72960251
kasich dropping out at 5 est
>>72960251
Kasich dropping out in 4,5 hours.
>inb4 trump assassinated
>>72960230
I never doubted though
>>72960293
>>72960251
Without you none of this would have ever happened
>>72960191
10/10 good shoop
must've taken a longass time
>>72960251
You shit in the street, just another day.
>>72960102
Crooked Clinton is like Lavos in Chrono Trigger.
The shit she pulled has been going on far too long
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpaJulksCik
N O B R A K E S
O
B
R
A
K
E
S
WE ARE UNDER BUDGET
AHEAD OF SCHEDULE
ARE WE TIRED OF WINNING?
>>72959942
>>72960179
>AHEAD OF SCHEDULE AND UNDER BUDGET!
Trump is so based
SCUSE ME "JEB"
OY VEEEEEEY
>>72960251
>pajeet keeps missing huge developments because he has to tend the naan stand outside
WE DID IT BOISE!!!
NOW FOR THE MAIN KILL, LET'S MAKE MINCE MEAT OUT OF THE BITCH!
The TRUMP TRAIN clearly has no brakes, we are heading staight to the white house
MAGA TRUMP
Well fuck. I was just saying how impressed I was with Trumps comeback and beating Cruz for good but with Kasich out now too it is CONFIRMED for Trumps return. Broken convention cancelled confirmed. Trump truly turned it all around in the end and had an epic comeback victory against the establishment who had confirmed he wasn't getting the nomination.
>>72960251
NBC got a press release from Kasich
He's dropping out
Trump is the nominee at this point.
UNDER BUDGET
AHEAD OF SCHEDULE
>>72960083
>https://twitter.com/AngelTilaLove/status/727897930305130497
JESUS FUCK LOOK AT THE PICTURES
So what happens now that Trump is the only one left in the race? Does he automatically get the nomination now or can the GOP still pull some fuckery to try and steal it from him?
>>72960332
Under budget and ahead of schedule
>>72960406
BURN THE WITCH!
>the cruz ship has sunk
>Kasich is gone
>#DropOutHillary trending on twitter
>>72960351
>>72960318
Sauce for the webm?
I'll say this.
I was done with the Republican party. Like completely done. I would have voted for Rand Paul this election, but I was otherwise out the door.
John Kasich brought me back in. Jon Kasich actually got me interested in the political process. I was shocked that someone could talk substance and not pander. Could outline practical solutions that were workable and have the record to back it up. Could actually REFORM and still get work done all while not being owned by special interests.
Even if he never got the traction he should have. I'm glad there are still people like him. If he won't be president, it's not the end. I plan to stay involved and advocate for the America he said was possible.
>>72960284
>>72960325
>>72960332
>>72960354
>>72960399
WHAT THE FUCK
I MISSED RATO DROPPING OUT TOO
ALSO DOES THIS MEAN HE'S WON THE NOMINATION?
>>72960257
or even better
>>72960251
F
So much winning. I can't take it.
>>72960293
For once montana i do agree with you that wiafu posting is kinda unneeded but theres nothing else to do
Someone post that list of states based on their loyalty to the cause.
Indiana has to get a special spot considering that it essentially knocked out the last two opponents.
>>72960429
??????????
>>72960430
Pretty much automatic. The head of the GOP came out and said Trump is the pick so its time to fight Hillary! Under budget and ahead of schedule!!
>>72960430
GOP won't do shit, it's into crooked hillary
>>72960482
>Gee Bill, TWO hats?
>>72960430
We're officially in war with Hillary and the dems. The nomination is locked up.
Sad to hear this but it was coming.
Thanks for running a principled, pragmatic, and positive campaign that I for the most part believed would yield an effective presidency, Governor Kasich.
I am proud to have voted for and campaigned for Governor Kasich and if he is to run again for elected office I will recommend him once again. It is true I have my disagreements with the man in regards to certain social issues, but he was still far and away the best person for the job this season.
I don't believe a Trump nomination will lead to a GOP victory in November, and my personal disagreements with the rhetoric coming from Trump and his supporters are stark.
Time to start learning from our mistakes.
WE THE PEOPLE
>>72960482
So fucking autistic.
>>72960508
He still needs 1237 before convention but he's running unopposed now pretty much
>>72960251
UNDER BUDGET
AHEAD OF SCHEDULE
Has the minion spammer killed himself yet?
>>72960508
He won the nomination after Florida.
The remainder of the primaries will be a victory lap.
>>72960508
Yeah he won
There was a sticky about it and everything
>>72960508
As long as Brian Lee Henderson does not stand in the remaining states yes.
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>72960508
YES IT DOES
EMERGENCY LIVE MINI DAILY SHOAH HAPPENING TONIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p_ZEk180_Q
get ready for an episode of reaping tears from butthurt NRO tier conservatards
>>72960500
>0.02 bongcents deposited to your account
>Kasich coming back to Ohio
Please don't, embarrassment to my state
>>72959942
Someone please tell me is there anyway for the GOP to fuck us over and somehow trump not becoming the nominee?
Is it weird that I still don't feel like it's over?
the GOPe HAS to be plotting something to undermine Trump right now there's no way they'll give it up this easily
FIRST THE GOP
THEN AMERICA
THEN THE WORLD
>>72960626
GIVE BRIAN HIS MEDIA DAY!!!
>>72960607
weebs are mentally ill, like trannies
Jews are trying to stump Trump.
Anti-Trump Jews
Bill Kristol, editor, Weekly Standard
Charles Krauthammer, contributing editor, Weekly Standard
Ben Shapiro, editor-in-chief, Daily Wire
Mark Levin, radio host
Jonah Goldberg, LATimes & USAToday columnist
Matthew Rozsa, columnist, Salon
Carl Bernstein, investigative journalist, commentator
Jamie Weinstein, senior editor, Daily Caller
Philip Klein, managing editor, Washington Examiner
Eli Lake, columnist, Bloomberg View
Stuart Rothenberg, writer, Rothenberg Political Report
James Kirchick, correspondent, Daily Beast
Sarah Silverman, comedian
Ben Stein, actor
Andy Borowitz, writer, New Yorker
Pro-Trump Jews
Carl Icahn, businessman
Milo Yiannopoulos, commentator
Michael Savage, radio host
did CRuz already drop out? did I miss something?
>>72960430
>>72960255
This.
All is foretold in his book, THE ART OF THE DEAL
>>72960617
I hope. Minions alone are triggering-tier.
>>72960500
>>72960590
Back to the reservation for this faggot
>>72960361
Use it well friendo
>>72960500
GOLLY GEE LETS GIVE AMNESTY TO ILLEGALS, BAN ASSAULT WEAPONS, SUPPORT COMMON CORE
OH WOW GREAT BALANCED BUDGET SO BALANCED
>Rush talking about how everyone just started shitting on Cruz and that's why he lost
>when Trump has been shit on by pretty much everyone
This guy...
>>72960617
idk but I do want to know what the new copy pasta is hes going to do
>met Kasich at a diner
LMAO
>>72960705
Yupp
>>72960705
Dude, where were you last night?
Anyone got a link to the mornin joe interview this morning?
meme magic works again, hillarious how it didnt work for crazy old communist
>>72960617
swaglord laid the smack down on him
>>72960176
>what happens to the remaining republican elections?
This. Anybody know?
>>72960482
Naww man, you know who muh girl is.
>>72960697
:3
If Trump was black how would the media be reacting to this election?
Glenn "I won't be back" Beck btfo
current year man btfo
Ben Sharpiepooper btfo
What the fuck is wrong with the cuckservatives?
>>72960563
>>72960567
>>72960572
>>72960707
That's amazing then. I really thought Cruz was gonna keep going for another month at least before the convention.
>>72960759
this isnt a meme? you for real?
>>72960769
sleeping
>>72959942
Fucking astounding!
kek /b/ is crying right now.
>>72960554
Who is this girl?
>>72960429
Part of what makes us conservatives is that we stand by our conservative principles. Trump is the antithesis of what we believe in. I accept the consequences of this election knowing that I am going to be true to my principles. My loyalty doesn't belong to the Republican party or to a cult of personality.
You talk of the consequences of not supporting Trump. Trump losing in November will have an effect on me, but the decision to nominate a candidate I couldn't support was out of my hands. The consequences to you now is that you will have to go into November without my support.
This isn't about being a sore loser, it's about holding true to my principles. I'm never going to vote for Trump. Standing by my beliefs is more important to me than keeping a Democrat from the presidency. This is why Trump will not win in November. You are not going to ever convince us that voting for Trump is more important than sticking to our principles. Voting for Trump is a betrayal of conservatism for us. He may win and be around for 4-8 years, but we will have to live with that decision for the rest of our lives.
>>72960673
Impossible, they would have colluded with Rato and Pancakes to have shot of pulling that off. The knee has been bent
>>72960728
Rush is an idiot who probably thinks the MSM is backing Trump.
>>72960783
manchild pls
Lol, i love how POL is so excited to vote for a billionaire ego maniac faux conservative liberal PLANT.
Trump is a fucking meme. He has supported liberals and called for liberal policy for many years.
Ted Cruz was a man that stood for principals, strong conservative and constitutional principles. He had a proven track record of fighting washington, defending the second ammendment and is a family man without a gold digging bitch wife surrounded by YES men, like Trump.
Where were you the day POL praised the defeat of true conservatism?
>>72960705
He dropped out yesterday after getting absolutely BTFO in Indiana
His top donor ditched him and Trump got all the delegates.
Now Kasich dropped out and Trump is unopposed.
Reince Preibus tweeted that Trump was the prospective nominee, and it was time to face Hillary
Good luck with the Trump supporters crushing Hillary. Let's not pretend now Trump is magically a conservative or supports conservative ideals--even Ann Coulter avoided this question on Hannity today, because he's not. You wanted Trump, you got him.
There's no way I am going to reward the type of campaign Trump ran or ignore how intellectually lacking Trump is. It's not like the issues he creates are simply slight differences in policy. Asking me to vote for Trump is a much different issue. Don't try to shove Hillary down my throat for your choices, like I'm supposed to allow the type of example Trump sets simply because. You all should have thought of that before.
Here's to hoping the conservative movement finds a place, and this sub can go back to discussing conservative ideals (instead of arguing over how bat shit crazy Trump is or isn't). Now, let your down votes commence, because I get I'm supposed to somehow solder up and take Trump's shit like a good Republican or something. It's not happening. I believe what I believed yesterday about Trump, and it didn't suddenly change because I can't stand Hillary.
>>72960692
Lad can you add my man O'Loughlin to that image? I'm Irish and I'm visiting family so I don't have my computer nearby to myself.
>>72960814
so you didn't hear about Kasich either?
>>72960673
They're going to try to put their weight behind Hillary. She's pro-war pro-Wall Street, easily bought. A failed Trump candidacy would reinforce the idea that the establishment is superior. Ironically enough, it may end up being Bernie who fucks the GOP by dragging out the Democratic primary and attacking Hillary.
>>72959942
Well, that was pointless.
No.
And here's why.
The goal is not "Defeat the Democrats", the goal is, and always should be, "Vote for Conservatism in America".
A vote for Donald Trump is not that. A vote for Donald Trump is a vote for bigger government, protectionism, and abandonment of free market economics.
I couldn't care less about voting on party lines or defeating Democrats. I care about voting for the principles by which I want to see my country run. I care about getting other people to vote for the same things on a basis of common-sense and rationality. It is possibly the biggest challenge facing politics: removing the worldwide phenomena of voting with emotion and buzz words and momentum. Fortunately anything is possible in a country built around the principles of democracy, and I firmly believe we will see a conservative Renaissance in my lifetime. I am going to work to bring that to fruition, and one of those steps is to never in my life support a man who is as much a danger to conservatism as Donald Trump.
If your rhetoric is to be believed, you don't need my vote. Trump the God-King, High-Energy Warrior, Nimble Navigator, will crush any and all opposition. I will vote third party and wait until 2020 when we can elect someone to bring conservative values back to this country to rebuild the ruins of what was once a great republic.
Enjoy your candidate, ladies and gentlemen.
>>72960817
FUCK /b/.
The best of them moved here. /pol/ is THE PLACE to be here.
F
>>72960293
>Montana
B-Ben?
>>72960834
Fuck off Mohammed , back to the desert for you
>>72960829
Too late for that whole " Don't alienate the consevatives" plan. I'm sorry. But having my candidate shit talked and demogogued for the last 3 months already did that... I'm not coming back and I'm not supporting Trump. You should have been thinking about that whole unity thing when you were talking up the carnival barker and excusing all of his stupid offensive lies. This goes double for people like Phyllis shafley, Sean hannity, and Sarah palin. And you can save that whole line about a vote for x is a vote for Hillary. You cant have it both ways. Shit talk me all primary, prop up a horrible candidate for the general, then blame me for Hillary when no one wants to stand behind the orange con artist. Good luck with your Trump University litigation that will be all over the mainstream media this summer!
>>72960817
/b/ and /v/ are fucking cancerous cesspools of bernouts.
>>72960834
MY PRINCIPLES LIKE GRANTING AMNESTY TO MILLIONS OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
BOTH ALIENATING MY BASE AND ENSURING WE NEVER WIN AN ELECTION EVER AGAIN
https://twitter.com/RobMorroLiberty/status/727716932972126208
Robert Morrow confirmed for jumping on the Trump Train!
>>72960701
>>72960862
>>72960856
>>72960834
>>72960590
>>72960500
I'll take a wild guess and say that this is minion-spammer's next spam.
We did it, brothers.
We did it.
Now the final goal is the White House.
It's now or never.
The West and America are at stake.
MAGA.
>>72960885
im hearing about it now, just check drudge. GG lads we are gonna all make it
Fuck Trump. He did nothing to earn my vote. He and his supporters spread lies and shit on conservatives the whole cycle. The JFK thing really put me over the top.
>>72959942
Crap I'm really scared now Trump's fucking horrible.
>>72960856
You have to go back
To the reservation
>>72959942
Someone please fucking pbost badass bald trump that has sacrificed his comfortable life to make the world great again.
>>72960611
>>72960615
>>72960619
>>72960623
>>72960626
>>72960630
i-i dont know how to react
this is amazing, im speechless
>>72960856
If one man destroyed conservatism there mustn't have been much left.
I am a conservative.
Donald Trump is not.
I might vote Constitution Party, I might vote Libertarian, I might write in Rubio, or I might write in Cruz.
But one thing is for sure...
Donald Trump: the phony Pro-Choice Authoritarian, will not get my vote.
Edit: Don't downvote, instead give me a REASON why I should vote for Trump.
>watch cruz drop out at the gym last night
>now come back from internship and kaisch is out
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
HILLARY IS NEXT BOIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRJB036ev2Q
>>72959942
is this the happening?
>mfw Trump gets 1488 delegates
>>72960817
The average userbase age of /b/ hasn't been above 14 in over a decade.
>>72960932
Jake Tapper's a kike? That explains so much.
>>72960780
They're held in name only, Trump wins 90% of the vote, hits 1,237 instantly. We done.
>>72960792
>shiiiieeeeeet
>>72960811
They're cucks.
>>72960915
good thing this is a copy pasta and you can't vote.
>>72960890
I think I replied to the wrong post, but my point still stands. Expect the GOP to pay lip service to the Donald while secretly shilling for Hillary.
>>72960898
We will, you fucking troglodyte. Conservatism is shit now.
>>72960958
>He did nothing to earn my vote.
You're a red coat, faggot. GET OUT.
>>72960898
Conservatism is dead. Republicans killed it.
>>72960898
>>72960862
>>72960834
>>72960991
>>72960958
Hi minion poster!
>>72960915
>>72960862
Go back to your tea and crumpets britbong
>>72960130
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!
>Trump beats 17 well-respected senators and governors one month before July
>Hillary having trouble with a communist jew
>>72960707
About fucking time this snake faggot did something to unify the party
>>72960991
Isn't it like 250 years too late for you to have a say in US politics?
I believe your Candidate is a sock puppet for media frivolities and counter culture accusations. He is like a shield that is really shiny and impressive but is made from Gold. He really doesn't plan on doing much about the over-inflation of regulations and out-of-the-blue rules being forced on the community of it's civilians. He doesn't study the Constitution to figure out what is illegal and what isn't. He doesn't believe in removing all the illegal corruption that has been created by the Progressive-Right because he is the New Republican base. He is the Progressive-Right wearing the mask of Conservatism. He wants to keep in place Welfare reforms because "he cares about people". He wants to subsidize various economies like turning corn into ethanol. All of these things are illegal. Public school systems are illegal. Our country is supposed to be run by individuals. The government's main priority is to protect us from invasion and assimilation. If your state wants a school it should be created by a private group of citizens, not by the government. Taxes are illegal. The President isn't the absolute ruler of America. He is there to authorize Military actions, if war is enacted, which is supposed to be enacted by Congress.
I doubt many Donald Trump supporters feel the same way as me. I doubt you want to remove illegal amendments and bring back power to the States. I doubt you are willing to coalesce around a minority if they make you feel inferior. I doubt you really know the problems with the Progressive-Right and the Liberal-Left. I believe you are only in it to win it and don't actually have any actual resolutions for the little people. I don't believe you give a rat's ass about the Constitution. There were 17 candidates spreading across a vast spectrum of classes. You chose to back the loud mouth insult tossing vulgar RINO. Just like you chose the loud mouth insult tossing vulgar President.
>>72959942
https://amp.twimg.com/v/17a51e84-01bb-4d64-9daf-a6d7853d1272
DUMP BTFO! Kasich is our only hope!
>>72959942
Is it normal that a candidate wins this early?
Or is it usually even earlier?
Tell me if this victory was above or below average.
(Of course we all know in reality they all dropped out when they had no mathematical chance to win, so a few states ago)
Paul Ryan for VP?
Trump and Manafort both said they want someone who's friends with the senate. Jeff Sessions?
>Still nothing on Drudge
MATT GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
all faggot britbongs need to go back
>>72960856
Ted Cruz's wife worked at Goldman Sacs and wrote long articles about the wonders of the NAU
His dad is a religious nutjob who thinks that Cruz is the "anointed one" to set up a "end times transfer of wealth to the priests".
And he hit his wife on live television during his resignation speech
>>72960834
Boys, THIS is what happens if you take the drugs for too long, your mind leaves you and reality turns upside down. Just look at what it's done to this poor faggot!
>>72960898
>A
>FUCKING
>MUHAMMAD ABU BAKR AMWAZ SHARIF AL-BRITANI
Ted Cruz Theme Music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZLl1CUT9s
>>72961020
That explains how readily-available the pizza is there. Cheese flavor.
>>72960383
I did something similar.
I wonder if you can get in trouble for false reports.
Fuck it.
>>72961063
He had a complete meltdown yesterday when it became clear Cruz was gonna lose Indiana.
>>72960993
IT ®
>>72960898
We're not getting conservatism this time, it's not on the menu. Were getting either nationalism or globalism. The former is easily the lesser of evils, so that's the candidate to support.
>>72960817
Who goes to /b/ anymore? I don't think anyone on /b/ is over the age of 16.
I will not vote for Donald Trump. You people just don't get it. Remember when the GOP shoved McCain at us, and said "but staying home is a vote for Obama!" Then the GOP shoved Romney down our throats, and said "staying home is a vote for Obama!" Now you guys come along, and...do the same fucking thing.
You are the corrupt machine.
In scouts, we had a saying: "don't shit in your mess kit." You guys dropped trow and were squatting over your plate. We said "don't do that." But you didn't listen. You shit in your mess kit, and it's dinner time.
Eat up.
Oh, and fellow conservatives, buy up SWHC stock. With two liberal gun grabbers on the general ticket, Smith & Wesson will be selling guns like hotcakes.
>>72960604
HAHA, is this real?!
>>72959942
>>72959914
Thanks senpai.
>>72960856
Voters are literally retarded.
Hillary clinton good on healthcare?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clinton_health_care_plan_of_1993
Hillary Clinton good on Terror?
I'll take "What is Syria, Libya, Iraq, ISIS" for 500
Foreign relations?
Nice ice age with russia, nice dealing with China!
Immigration?
YEA WE NEED MORE ILLEGAL MEXICANS. Only the toughest must make it into the US, we don't want the law-abiding, smart, kind mexicans who wait in line for legal immigration!
Education?
Does she even have a stance on that? AFAIK Trump&Hillary are identical in saying that student loans are too high, but Trump has made further comments to the tune of "student loans are probably one of the only things the state is making money on, and it really should not"
Income Gap?
ITS A FUCKING MYTH start taking the good jobs instead of majoring in gender studies ffs
If there was a gender gap, all enterprises would hire exclusively female, stop the memes already
>>72961089
I believe yo' Candidate be a sock puppet fo' media frivolitizzles n' counta culture accusations yo. Dude is like a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shield dat is straight-up shiny n' impressive but is made from Gold. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude straight-up don't plan on bustin much bout tha over-inflation of regulations n' out-of-the-blue rulez bein forced on tha hood of itz civilians yo. Dude don't study tha Constipation ta git into what tha fuck is illegal n' what tha fuck aint yo. Dude don't believe up in removin all tha illegal corruption dat has been pimped by tha Progressive-Right cuz he is tha New Republican base yo. Dude is tha Progressive-Right bustin tha mask of Conservatizzle yo. Dude wants ta keep up in place Welfare reforms cuz "he cares bout people" yo. Dude wants ta subsidize various economies like turnin corn tha fuck into ethanol fo' realz. All of these thangs is illegal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Public school systems is illegal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Our ghetto is supposed ta be run by dudes. Da possez main prioritizzle is ta protect our asses from invasion n' assimilation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. If yo' state wants a school it should be pimped by a private crew of playa haters, not by tha posse. Taxes is illegal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Da Prezzy aint tha absolute rula of Tha Ghetto yo. Dude is there ta authorize Military actions, if war is enacted, which is supposed ta be enacted by Congress.
>>72961107
This early? This is the latest a candidate has won the Nomination in decades. It's usually wrapped up two months ago.
>>72960898
There are no conservative candidates, only people pretending to be conservative to appeal to people like you who always take the bait hook line and sinker.
conservative is nothing more than a platitude.
we nationalism now.
>>72961082
It'll get worse. He's going after her now.
>>72961107
It's usually much earlier.
This is /pol/'s finest work ever.
We've memed Trump to the leader of the GOP and soon the White House. Fucking awesome work.
So what will happen with the remaining states that haven't voted? I would love to see Donald get ~95% of the vote when he runs unopposed in the remaining states
>>72960697
>Liking anime is mentally illness
>Liking anime equal to trannies who remove their own penis to feel like a women
Welp
>>72959942
It's most definitely happening.
>>72960222
Checked and claimed.
>>72960997
Donald Trump / John McLaine 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X3Me_MVR90
>>72961187
I'ma not vote fo' Dizzle Trump. Yo ass playas just don't git dat shit. Remember when tha GOP shoved McCain at us, n' holla'd "but stayin home be a vote fo' Obizzay!" Then tha GOP shoved Romney down our throats, n' holla'd "stayin home be a vote fo' Obizzay!" Now you muthafuckas come along, and...do tha same fuckin thang.
Yo ass is tha corrupt machine.
In scouts, our crazy asses had a saying: "don't shiznit up in yo' mess kit." Yo ass muthafuckas dropped trow n' was squattin over yo' plate. We holla'd "don't do that." But you didn't listen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Yo ass shiznit up in yo' mess kit, n' itz dinner time.
Eat up.
Oh, n' fellow conservatives, loot up SWHC stock. With two liberal glock grabbers on tha general ticket, Smizzle & Wesson is ghon be pushin glocks like hotcakes.
>>72960988
You missed Ted Cruz hitting his wife in the face on live television after his resignation speech
>>72961187
Have a you you Limey faggot
Back to the reservation you go
>>72961155
>>72961051
>>72960898
Conservatism vs liberalism doesn't matter IF YOUR COUNTRY IS FULL OF THIRD WORLDERS
When will NeverTrump realize this? I know they're isolated in their little bubbles, and they buy into the race egalitarian bullshit, but seriously. They don't see every country going to shit, while ghettos of brown people build up?
Someone give me good Kasich memes please
Fuck we need to fix this ceiling that trump shattered before some women and minorities slip through.
Trump needs to stay away from Southern California for the next 6 months
Not because he doesn't need their vote, but because I'm seriously worried for an assassination attempt. He's going up against Shillary at this point, anything could happen, and there's tons of gangbanging illegal wetback motherfuckers who would love to kill our god-emperor.
>>72960915
>a bong thinks he can vote in American elections
dawwwwww
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>>72961214
I'm crying joyful tears of red, white, and blue right now.
>>72961226
weebs are mentally ill because they're attracted to furries and 4 year olds being raped by 30+ dogs.
Also weebs are non white
>>72960673
Not anymore
I love how this "/pol/ is always right" meme is surfacing again. Let me be clear.
/pol/ is never and will never be right. You we're wrong about every conspiracy theory you have theorized, you we're wrong about Hitler. You we're wrong about Syria, you we're wrong about John McQain, Mitt Romney, Rand Paul and RON PAUL. And fortunately you are once again wrong with Donald Trump. /pol/ is and will always be a cirkle jerk shit-tier board for lonely cunts to come and discuss pleb shit.
No one takes you seriously and your website is dying.
TL;DR: /pol/ is never right
>>72961155
Theres no way thats real...
>>72961287
ALL THIS SHILLING ON BOTH FOX AND CNN REEEEE
>>72961270
kek i saw that later
was hilarious
Where the fuck are the links to Trump's new interviews?
He was on morning joe today
and fox and friends
and the today show
WHERE LINKS???
>>72961316
>t. angry nigger
>>72960697
>like trannies
On a scale of Hannity to Beck how crazy are Rush and his audience going? About to take my lunch break and tune in.
>>72961316
Back to the shed with you, Sven.
>>72961316
t. Ashurbanipal
>>72961316
>A
>FUCKING
>MUHAMMAD ABU BAKR AMWAZ SHARIF AL-SWEDI
>>72961316
sup somali ma man
>>72961316
Suck more Muslim cock faggot
>>72960191
I laughed my fucking balls off. 10/10!
How much?
sorry im not voting for trump, hes not a real conserative. im voting for hilary clinton.
>>72960057
Good fuck stop that shit you faggots.
I can't criticize you for continuing to be open minded, but we've had several months to give Trump a chance.
Let's be honest, he won by becoming the caricature that liberals say conservatives are: someone who hates Muslims, singles out Mexicans rather than all illegal immigrants, doesn't actually know or care about Constitutional principles, is not above resorting to personal attacks and sexism, flirts with white supremacy and birtherism, embraces torture and war crimes in the name of being "tough", and supports violence against liberal dissidents.
We had been denying these attacks on the GOP as left wing smears. Now we have instead rewarded and embraced them.
>>72961347
Welcome to the general election.
>>72961287
This is the best one
