I propose we divide Florida into two states, North and South Florida.
Thoughts?
how will that help?
Can the rest of Florida get gud like Tampa ffs
pic related, shroomin in north Tampa
>>72952594
>Tampa
not even once.
>>72952318
No No No, that's a stupid idea because then one is forced to enter florida through North Florida and thus northern florida can the fuck out of anyone wanting to go to south florida which will decrease revenue the south and its just one great big shit show.
>>72952449
I love my state
>>72952594
Miami is the best city in Florida and if you deny it you are a butthurt Panhandler
>>72952318
>still living in south florida
Sadness covers me like humidity, tuck me in let me die
>>72952318
Call the tip NORTHERN Florida, and the panhandle Southern Florida. That's how it is, culturally.
It would be funny, and drive foreigners crazy.
>>72952318
I live in south Florida, how will I be effected by the split?
>>72952594
I shroom up in fort drum north of okeechobee pretty good during season
>>72952318
Fuck off kike.
>>72952796
Lefty hispanics and jews, like it is already
>>72952318
It's like cutting a turd in two. It's still shit either way
>>72952796
No more paying taxes to fund the degenerates welfare up north
>>72952918
if there's any welfare queens and degenerate illegals, it's all in south florida.
>>72952318
Into three states, North, Central and South Florida.
>>72952796
us white people won't have to worry about niggers and cubans welfare anymore. besides saint augustine is so white its literally just georgia with a tourist trap
>>72952986
Nah pal
North Florida
>>72952449
Man its missing the one where a guy threw a gator at a drive thru window
>>72952750
Sell your butthole to some guy in wisconsin, it's what I did,
>>72952318
This is a better solution
>>72952713
>Miami
Full of niggers, spics and drug addicts.
>>72953437
just like your mom's vagina
Splitting cali would be better
>>72953519
Why do you think he got out when he could?
>>72953519
Still cleaner than your mom's.
>>72952698
Amen brother, amen
No thanks, I'd rather not have the state become politically irrelevant and lose tourist revenue. Assblasted panhandler separatists get fucked.
>>72952318
We should divide the US in two
>>72952318
tfw just moved to orlando from naples feels good man
>>72952318
Call them Shaft and Head and I'll sign a petition.
>>72952594
Fuck Tampa, I got pulled over at the airport by some butthurt beta ginger manlet. I was too cheap to buy car insurance and my tag was expired. I know that's wrong but suck my dick ClintonObamaBush fucked any hope of starting in anything but a retail job in middle-ish class Florida. Anyone TL;DR whole process almost red zoned me, found out my girlfriend who I flew from Commifornia robbed me blind, impound police were amazing (civilian females need to get a good dicking in Tampa, fucking manet jews.) Florida is the most diverse group of patriotic denegerates and I'm proud to call this state my home... expect for faggot ass Tampa, annex those homos to Cthulhu for all I care.
>>72952318
florida is the appendix of the US
>packed with shit
>infected
>needs to be surgically removed before killing host with its sepsis
>even looks like one (pic related)
removal should be second order of business after building wall
>>72952318
Good idea. North Florida is part of the south. South Florida belongs to New York.
Can we literally scoop it up and move it? Put it just offshore from Long Island and the residents will save millions in travel expenses.
>>72954469
New York snowbirds basically save Florida from degeneracy, although too many areas are slipping as of late.
>>72952318
>Orange County not connected to North Florida
Fuck off faggot, give me back Disney.
t. Seminole
Pinellas reporting in. All other counties are shit by comparison.
>>72952318
There's Florida, and then there's Miami and its immediate surroundings.
>>72952318
>splitting Orange and Seminole counties into two separate states
Retarded, that's one sprawling metropolitan area.
>>72952918
The blacks live in the south tho
>>72953519
Kek
>>72952318
Yes please.
-South Florida
>>72957028
Seminole mainly has the suburbs.
