>Largest evacuation in Albertan history
>May 3rd shattered highest tempurature record at a whopping 32° C
>South Alberta was literally flooded only 3 years ago, an unprecedented event in over a century of data records
Tell me exactly how this is NOT global warming?
32° C is a record?
It is, but it's not man made.
>>72946548
>global warming
maybe it's hot because it's on fire?
>>72946548
>Tell me exactly how this is NOT global warming?
Because I'm in Ireland and I'm wearing a ski jacket this week.
I know Canadians always shitpost because they're all constantly drunk on stubbies or maybe just too French, but are there really more than a few dozen people to evacuate from the entire province of Alberta?
>>72946620
A seasonal record. Normally it's 10-15 at this time of year.
And pic related is some of the aftermath. Today is expected to be worse though, and more of the city could be destroyed.
>>72946548
At any given time there's extreme weather someplace in the world and there has been for millions of years, but since you've been trained to think in terms of "oh my god the sky is falling we're all going to die of climate change"... There are people who see 1111 or 23 everywhere, too.
>>72946864
Is this like the time you let one of your bridges fall apart, and then you had to open refugee centers and cancel work because that was the only path connecting one side of the country to the other without crossing a border?
Global warming is proven to be happening. The problem is that it isn't outside of the zone for natural increases. Temperature variation is cyclical in its nature and we are already known to be entering into a hotter period.
>>72947007
Actually that was a brand new bridge designed by a bunch of special snowflakes and womyn engineers.
>>72946548
Ahmed is testing your country's response for further attacks
>>72946548
>Tell me exactly how this is NOT global warming?
There have been forest fires in Ft. Mac since forever.
That is the SPRING temperature record. It went up to 36.8 in 2002, an 37 in 1990.
When I was working up there in 2008 we were working in a 1000 square kilometre patch of freshly burnt forest.
It happens all the time, and always has. It's literally nothing.
Damn, Beacon Hill neighbourhood is... gone.
>>72946756
80'000 people. Fort Mac is the oil capital of Alberta, and even Canada.
The Oil Sands is north of the Mac, and all the newfie's and french canadians, even the fucking Irish come all over to get that black gold money
>>72947515
Used to live there. kek.
>Trump becomes the GOP nominee
>Weedman gets angry and sets fire to Alberta
>>72946548
>shattered highest temperature records at a whopping 32 degrees
>mfw I had 35 this afternoon
For all those asking, the 32 degree record is for the day of may 3rd, it was a single day's record
>>72947595
Crazy. It's been wiped off the map m8.
>>72946548
God hates Canada for being cucks.
>>72946548
>a whopping 32° C
>a fucking leaf
32° C is fuck all, not even trolling. That's a nice warm day you poof.
Canada complaining about a 30c+ degree day.
Why don't you move to Australia where we get sustains periods of over 40c degrees in summer.
Sometimes over 50c out west.
You don't know what heat is m8.
>>72947943
THE WESTERN DESERT LIVES AND BREATHES
AT 45 DEGREES
>>72947943
>>72948071
Calm down guys it's just a record temp for that specific day
It's a fucking El Nino, what did you expect?
>>72948123
The only issue with this is that my bed is not burning
>>72948279
>El Nino's happen all the fucking time
>Never had temperatures this high in Ft Mac for specific day
Gee I wonder
>>72946548
30 degrees
In Canada
In the beginning of may
Damn
>>72948436
The Jews did it
>>72948345
It's alright, maybe now you can get some sleep :^)
>>72948525
>>72946548
>whopping 32° C
FUCKING KEK
why are canadians such pussies? holy hell
>>72948436
How about you bother to look at the records for days before and after today, much higher. Besides this is a record breaking Nino due to a positive PLO signal in the Pacific (or in layman's terms, rare Meteorological phenomenon that happens one every 25-50 years)
This is what you cucked retardofuck fag cum drinking syrupniggers get for trying to usurp our government with your balding rat candidate. Suffer and die. I hope every evacuee kills themselves.
>>72946548
>too young to remember a flood
>>omg the sea is attacking us run for your lives
Are all Canadians this retarded?
>>72946548
Because it happens every year in Fargo.
The prairie is actually a very volatile place.
let the tundra and permafrost fucking melt
plenty of mineral and fossil wealth beneath
>>72948641
>I-it's just a s-strong El N-nino guys!
>Last 15 months broke records for hottest global average for each month in a row
Lol k
>>72948830
its just your mum on heat lol
>>72948602
CANADA IS AN IGLOO
ITS 32 DEGREES ON MAY 3RD
THAT IS OUR DEEP SUMMER TEMPERATURE
ITS NOT NORMAL YOU FUCKING KANGAROO
>>72948913
Dude calm down. You're making us look bad in front of the Aussies.
>>72948901
Fuck off joey
>>72948830
how far does the temperature record even go back, like 150 years?
>>72949093
I'd fucking waste an Aussie in a biffo. Fucking project x wannabe skater trash
I think it's nature trying to tell you that voting Trudeau was a bad decision
>>72949215
id such your cock first m8
>>72949254
Probably some stoner trying to light a blunt when it wasn't pure ice cold outside
>>72948587
But seriously, the Aussie fire crews we exchange with every year have a giggle when we complain its too hot at 40.
DRIER THAN A DEAD DINGOS DONGER
>>72949300
haha i meant suck
i got dubs anyway
>>72949315
Or some drunk stumbling out of the bar with a cigarette in his hand
>>72948913
This is what you get for letting the Chinese come in and put up shotty chink construction all over the place, in an area known to have wild fires.
>>72946620
You forget our max summer temperature is like 30C
>>72946548
Its not global warming.
The only reason why we care is that Canadians are now living in the north in numbers.
>>72952072
I think they were just discovering secret technology to run your internal combustion engine on water, and then some hoser tried to roll coal.
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>>72946548
https://vine.co/v/e7qaThJ9rKm
