>Trump announces his VP
>It's motherfucking Tony Abbott
How would the world react?
You literally made me laugh out loud. Thank you, Roger.
>>72925007
My pleasure, Zhang.
>>72924952
Pretty sure that that violates some sort of requirement for the office, but I'd be game with it. I'd like to see how well Abbot's boat-stopping skills translate into stopping minivans packed with Guatemalans.
Also, the resultant stream of gaffes would make for great memes.
sound ok to me
>>72924952
>implying this isn't the sign aussies are next on the freedomizing list
Tony Abbott is an idiot, he's worse than Jeb when it comes to speaking, I wouldn't compare him to Trump at all.
>>72924952
>tfw no sea border with Mexico
He's not a natural born U.S. citizen you fucking retard.
inb4
>BUT LIEK DOOD VP DOESN'T COUNT MAN
>CUZ IT'S LIEK NOT "ELECTED" XD
Fuck off faggot. VP has to be able to be president. End of discussion.
>>72925755
I'm pretty sure those rules genuinely don't apply to VP actually. In the event of President dying, the next in line after the VP would take office.
>>72925804
Would rather have a President Based Tone in the event (God forbid) Trump dies or can't finish his term.
>>72925755
Aww go on just let him in, be the VP and eat an onion in public
>>72926255
that was pretty weird to me ive never seen anyone do it before
>>72924952
Literally why?
Texas will vote him for regardless who his VP will be. Trump will have to pick someone in a swing state to help him.
>>72924952
>Trump controls the land, Abbott the seas
Who Takes Care Of The Air?
>>72924952
>>72926584
....
I read that as Gregg Abbot..
never fucking mind
>>72926306
Nor have we
>>72925405
>I'd like to see how well Abbot's boat-stopping skills translate into stopping minivans packed with Guatemalans.
I hear they also like BBQ in Texas.
>>72926643
Hitler
>>72926711
Also you can have this for free.
I'm sure the NSA can afford to let an intern dub it over with an American accent and shoop the flags.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT12WH4a92w
>>72924952
You think Trump would take a gun-grabber as a VP? Come on
>>72926306
We definitely hadn't either.
Aside from being a bad goy at eating onions he's a shit cunt. Didn't stop any boats, is pro globalism to the core. Sold us out to the dogs
>>72926814
Is this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ba3D_mTd7U
>>72926643
It is simple, we cross-breed some of the sick cunt eagles we have over here with some bald eagles from over there. The resulting offspring would hopefully be large enough to carry away illegals.
>>72924952
With thunderous applause
>>72926306
That's because only tough cunts eat raw onions like they're apples
>>72927231
Fund this.
>>72924952
"WHERE WE'RE GOING, WE DONT NEED BOATS" -BASED TONE
I miss him bros
This would be a gift from Kek himself
>>72924952
>Trump will never interact with Based Tone or Based Farage at an international summit
The bants would be intense
>>72927524
The next 'Big Three'
>>72927524
>>72927792
We can hope, Anglos, We can hope
>>72927909
Make the Angloshpere great again
>>72924952
What does Straya think of Tony Abbot?
An Aussie friend of mine absolutely hates him. He's white btw
>>72928620
Your aussie friend is a fucking leftist cuck
>>72928620
Absolute legend, tell your Aus friend to stop trying to kill off the white race
>>72928620
If he is friends with a currymuncher he is obviously a lefty fag
>>72928620
Useless retard who passed almost no legislation, lost something like 45 consecutive opinion polls and was ousted by his own party after 2 years. Bogans like him because of his anti-immigration stance but that's literally his only redeeming quality.
>>72928675
>>72928702
>>72928827
I don't think he cared about politics at all. He was more pissed off about the shitty economy I think
>>72925567
>wants to remove stupid as fuck hate speech laws
>wants to remove dual citizenship (oy vey)
>oy gevalt rev up the media crusade!
>gets back-stabbed by cuckbull
>average Australian's opinion is now just "hurrrr he dun speak so gud i dun leik him durrrrrrrrr"
I hope the rest of your existence is mostly painless you fucking slime.
>>72929085
Tony fixed the economy, he put us back on an upward growth instead of the steady decay we were in while under the Labour socialist cucks
>>72929290
Do me a favour and punch your friend in the temple
>>72928620
>>72928675
Yeah buddy if he is an IRL friend i would check your underwear draw.
Might be an Indian botherer.
>>72927429
Me too Famalam
He really was our batman
>>72929369
>TFW he has like 5 kids after being married for 6 years
Wew
