>January 2017
>the day President Donald Trump officially becomes the 45th president of the United states
>trump is reading his speech
>he looks directly into the cameras
>says i would like to personally thank /pol/ for memeing me into the white house you are big guys
What would your reaction be /pol/?
I would take a day off from work so I can spend it crying tears of joy
>>72921950
A lone tear slides from my cheek as I slowly whisper "For you"
>>72921950
I would literally shoot myself in the head. The day a president, no matter how retarded, gives a nod to /pol/ is the day I realize it's all downhill from here on out
>>72922117
I want to hear this in your accent
>>72922186
Good. Say hi to Glenn Beck for me.
>>72922117
"for you"
"i will"
"poo in loo"
>>72922246
gimme a sec, lemme see if i can find a microphone for vocaroo
I would say 4u and giggle like a little girl.
>>72921950
T-t-thanks, D-d-deus Vult
>>72922277
>>72922266
WITNESSED PRAISE KEK
>>72921950
Watch /pol/ freak out for a few hours then stop coming to /pol/ for the next few months. That would be one of the worst things to happen to this place. I get the 'muh secret club' thing, but it would draw in so much attention this place would turn to even more garbage.
>>72921950
>>72922246
>>72922277
>>72921950
I will smile and then continue to shitpost.
Remember boys! After MAGA, comes MEGA!
MAKE EUROPE GREAT AGAIN.
Then MEGA 2
MAKE EARTH GREAT AGAIN.
>>72922403
That's true as well
I'd be happier if he'd address us indirectly
Saying something like "I would of course like to thank my campaign staff and managers but more than that, I'd like to thank my supporters online for helping me go through thick and thin. Especially the nameless ones that have had a huge factor in my campaign, they know that I'm talking about them"
or something similar to this
It'd be a good gesture and at the same time would keep away any unwarranted attention from /pol/
>>72921950
Shove it in my normie friends' faces
Never visit /pol/ again because it and by extension all of 4chan will become fucking Facebook within 5 seconds of him saying that.
Trump'll probably do what >>72922559 says, maybe give a shout out to our reddit colony so all the faggots go there instead.
>>72922117
POO
IN
LOO
>>72922559
>nameless ones
Fucksake Pajeet, you want them to think Trump has ties to an underground cult?
he looks into the camera
PRAISE KEK
>>72922325
im waiting for it btw
>>72921950
>all users of /pol/ immediately ejaculate harder than they ever have as their spirits leave their bodies to become pure angelic beings
>>72922838
That's why I said "something like that"
I didn't know the exact words to say desu
>>72922926
Top tier banter there mate
Are you australian or something?
>>72922926
found it
you want me to give it a customer service accent?
although im not sure how a whisper can have an accent
>>72922733
>maybe give a shout out to our reddit colony so all the faggots go there instead.
that'd be better tbqh
>>72923060
>you want me to give it a customer service accent?
sure go ahead its gonna be just like when I call my phone company
>>72921950
THE CONSEQUENCES WOULD NEVER BE THE SAME
KEK WOULD BE REAL, ANIME WOULD BE GREAT AGAIN, 4CHAN WOULD NEVER RECOVER
>>72921950
EBIN :DDDDD
>>72923060
JUST DO OT
>>72922531
And then Trump will be known as Megaman, obtaining skills from his enemies to beat them at their own game. Endboss: Dr Jewly
>>72923060
Oh god dis gon be gud.
>>72923204
Kek IS real, he is showing us the way today.
>>72921950
for you
>>72923172
>>72923544
>>72923601
Tried my best to put an accent on a 2 syllable phrase
You'll probably be disappointed, plus the mic is pretty garbage as well
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DW7PnBXc28
I could say something else if you like
>>72923905
You Panjot!
>>72923905
DIAMONDS STREET SHITTER
>>72923905
an irl (you)
thx senpai
>>72923905
Kek
>>72924063
>>72924064
kek okey
>>72924108
no problem
>>72923905
Pajeet, I
>>72923905
Pajeet, do us proud and say "poo in loo"
>>72924064
Here's Diamonds Street Shitter
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11tQicPT444
>>72924063
Here's "You Panjot!"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sKDG8Eeow4
These two came out pretty well, sound 100% indian
I was actually laughing at my own recording
>>72922733
I could see him mentioning something like Reddit...which means r/ the_donald...which means us
>>72924323
>>72924403
Which one should I say, straya?
>>72924800
Poo in loooooooo
>>72921950
Be happy.
>>72921950
Probably just start screaming about meme magic from my balcony until the police are called
>>72924549
>>72924834
Here http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P6NHs1so6b
Added an Indian sounding "please" at the end for good measure
>>72922117
I actually feel really bad for Indians on /pol/. This thread was supposed to be about our reaction to Trump's victory. Now it's a designated shitting thread. When will it end?
>>72921950
>>72925011
You made my day Pajoot.
>>72925202
Never
To be fair, this kind of shitposting is okay with me, its only the constant spamming of >poo in loo< and >designated< when I'm trying to discuss something that irks me
>>72924549
>>72925011
Fucking kek'd
Honorary Indian
>>72923905
>dat subtle curry-flavored "Fhor you."
>>72925011
Hahahahaha man that's awesome
>>72921950
i guess id go find and beat up a tranny. just for the hell of it
>>72925338
Just remind all Indians you know to poo in the loo.
>>72925322
>>72925350
>>72925420
>>72925431
thanks for the (you)s guise
>>72925611
Checked
>>72925573
This 2bh
>>72921950
Call and ask for an administration job. I can be chief lunch go getter
>>72922344
>44
He accepts your praise
Or maybe he say that his victory has a little bit of... Magic... in itself...
>>72925011
Designated recording area
>>72922186
Get it over with now. Post results
>>72921950
>/pol/ honestly thinks it is responsible for Trump being nominated
That's almost cute if it weren't so aggravatingly self important and genuinely delusional.
>>72925338
On the other hand, at least youo don't have a swedish flag. Everytime they try to get a point across, everyone laughs at them and call them cucks
He referred to us as his 'internet people' once
>>72928135
>he said "internet people" guys! That's us! Specifically! He really cares about me! ;_;
I hate you.
>january 2019
>You are watching another episode of Trump on your TV
>its a speech about some irrelevant bullshit
>you are sitting there in front of your comptuter
>you still have no no girlfriend, no friends, you have no life
>Electing Trump did absolutely nothing for your life
>Everything is the same, you are still the same loser you where in 2016 when you sat there hoping he was gonna change it all
>>72928344
But at least the Mexicans are gone
>>72928344
If Trump is elected president, I will literally devote myself to getting fit, fucking hot chicks and making tons of money.
>>72921950
I'd just be sad it means more post-08 newshits would start lurking.
Cancerous fucking redditors ruined this site.
>electrified silence ready to burst with rapture
and last but not least
>some old man in the background nods
I wanna say thank you
>president raises his arm
to a very special section of an anime pictures exchange website 4chan.org
>a gust of wind is heard
called
POLITICALLY
INCORRECT
>standing ovation
>>72922559
Maybe something like, "I would like to thank the Path of Light for their unwavering support, they have contributed a huge amount to my campaign"
>>72922052
FPBP
I would set off some illegal fireworks too.
His election is necessary. He's the antichrist but this means the Messiah is near.
>you are big guys
For you.
>>72932332
Kill yourself you piece of shit fuck off with your fpbp reddit-tier shit and don't ever post here again it wasn't even that good of a post.
>>72933740
What does it mean?
>>72933740
Turned out your cruz missile was a dud.
