Why won't he drop out?
>>72912016
He's not a quitter.
>>72912016
I don't understand why people get upset about also-rans staying in the race - they're just trying to get their political message out there like any politician.
>>72912016
free food
Bc he's living his lifelong dream of running for president. That's it. After this he'll retire and go away and tell his grandkids stories about when he ran for president
5 second rule
>>72912016
It'd be a pretty boring ballot with only one person to vote for, wouldn't it?
>If I take that pizza out of your hands, will you lose the nomination?
>>72912563
It would be extremely tasty
>>72912412
>i remember it like it was yesterday. i scored 4 delegrates in 5 states before eating 6 slices of free pickle pizza
>wow grandpa, you're the coolest!
>>72912016
FREE MEALS
>>72912016
Are those jalapeños or pickles and if they are jalapeños why are they cut the long way wtf
>>72912016
Is anyone here from Ohio? How pissed are you guys? This guy is running a frivolous campaign and not doing his job.
>>72912016
you dont quit while theres still hope
>>72912016
I'm actually really looking forward to seeing how the next primary state goes. Will it be a gigantic trump landslide, or will kasich pull off a good chunk of cruz voters?
>>72912613
YOURE A BIG GUY
>>72912756
That's capsicum dude
>>72912016
Catered meals.
>>72912756
they look like bell peppers
>>72912016
I thought he got signed on for another 12 episodes of Guy's Dinner
>>72912016
He gets all expense paid trips to all 50 states to eat everywhere.
>>72912756
this has been bothering me for a while too. I'm certain they are some sort of green pepper verietal.
>>72912780
I'm from Ohio
I never believed in Kasich from the start. I used to be a Bernie shill then /pol/ redpilled me back in december or so. I've been all for Trump ever since.
>>72913555
nice trips. after trump is crowned emperor, all the bluepilled redditors will leave in buttfrustration and all the newly redpilled ones will stay. trump will make /pol/ great again!
im convinced this fucker just wanted a free cross country vacation. If he were serious, he would have been out months ago.
Fuck him.
This motherfucker knows how to eat. Even though he's on camera n front of millions of people he just goes HAM and tears into whatever he's eating. I can respect that.
its like asking why i take a shit when i should be leaving work.
he's still on soro's time so why not
>>72913033
4 delegates
>>72914895
Food and attitude. He's got my vote, im kasichstani
>>72912016
I want pizza ;~;
Zionist media need him to make the struggle and power they have look real...
>>72912016
He gets free food from it.
>>72912016
Because he's not in on the joke.
>soros-funded vacation
I'm jelly tbqh
>>72912520
seems to be working pretty well for north korea
>>72912016
There's some behind-the-scenes shit that we're not privy to. It's not like he has a lot of leverage, but he's definitely negotiating with both Trump and the GOPe to see on how he can move forward. Don't forget that Ohio is a powerful, potential swing state in the upcoming general.
>>72912756
Bump for the truth
>>72913219
>capsicum
Get out of here with your fancy words Australia
still needs some delegates to catch and pass rubio
third place is podium lads
>>72915006
so go get one
You live in Australia not DPRK
>>72916081
dieting lad
>>72912397
This
>>72912016
LITTLE BITES.
>>72916198
get a diet pizza
>>72912563
>>72912613
>>72913033
>>72914895
What do you want for takeout, I'll call it in.
The reservation at Luigi's Italian lists ME, my staff, and the donors.
FIRST ONE TO ENDORSE ME GETS FREE CATERING
He's the only one not living in fucking bizarro world. This country has gone insane. A candidate for president talked about his dick in a debate and no one flinched. I hope as many people as possible get a chance to hear John's town hall stump speech. That includes you all. He could have a strong palliative effect on our country if given a big enough platform.
>>72916339
but the act of pizza itself is opposite to the intent of the diet
>>72916643
Rubio is the one who started talking about Trump's dick.
>>72916643
>KIDF
I want some pizza now
He doesn't care about the American people and instead only cares about the people who have payed for him to get this far (which isn't very far at all)
>>72916661
your mums a fucken pizza
look at this good shit, its a diet pizza
make it, you need it and you want it
Why do some people look so disgusting when they eat?
>>72917708
mummy cuts up all my food into small bites before she serves it to me
i take it to the computer room and close the door and eat all my food with fork in 1 hand and squeeze my dick beneath my pants with the other
the willypleasure makes eating more fun
>>72917672
MY MUMS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
no really, she really is ._.
that looks good though, chicken paste as a base is genius
isn't he the governor of something?
shouldn't he be governing?
>>72917672
>using chicken for the crust
Why did this never occur to me before? Have I been doing it wrong all these years?
I tried making a crust out of baked farmer's cheese once. It tasted good, kind of like if you peeled the cheese and toppings off of a pizza and ate them without the bread, but it was one of the saltiest things I've ever eaten. These days I usually just use high fiber Lavash bread. Makes for a good sandwich, too.
His father was a mailman.
Neither rain, nor sleet, nor lack of delegates will stop him from running.
He's too busy enjoying all the regional food
>>72912016
A shekeled convention goyim
>>72912016
Kasich is trying to take over as the host of Man vs Food.
>>72912780
I'm from Ohio and never like Kaisch after he began to privatize some of our prisons
>>72917974
ikr, I can imagine the taste now... kind of like a meat cracker, I wonder if you could maybe use some baking soda to give it some sort of airy quality.
>>72917832
could you please shut the fuck up
>>72918371
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Trump only needs 35% of the remaining delegates, so I have no idea why he is running still, trump probably will just go full general election mode now.
>>72912016
>4th place in a two-man race
geez oh man
>Food
>Gratification of eating on television
>Malicious desire to corrupt Barron with bad eating habits
>>72918371
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>>72918480
Kill yurislef
DON'T
LOOK
BARRON
>>72918480
>>72918754
oi fuck off
>>72918796
>>72918834
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>>72918834
STEP 1#
GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!
I'm actually kind of hoping he continues so I can see more restaurants. I want to go to that place he was in while in new York. Looked delicious
Who's it even harming to keep the primary going? Kasich seems like he's having a blast, should just let him go at it.
>>72912016
Why should he? He's the only one out there that is feeling good and fine. Trump and Cruz are angry as hell all the time, but Kasich is just chill. Troubles do not trouble he.
>>72912672
Underrated post
>>72912016
This guy should become the new spokesman for Wendy's or some other restaurant chain.
>>72919046
Kaisch has a short temper.
>>72918480
>>72918754
>>72918885
>not voting for "Papa" John Kasich
that'll be $20 plus tip
He wants more free food
>>72918313
Don't you mean yeast, or do you prefer to eat unleavened cock?
>>72912780
I'm from Ohio.
I met Kaisch when he came to the restaurant I worked at in college.
He kind of expected free food (yes, I'm serious) and he didn't leave a tip.
>>72912016
Photoshop a dead fetus in his mouth
>>72912672
To be fair, that does sound pretty radical and bodacious.
>>72912341
People like sanders, or Ron Paul, etc, who actually have a message they want put out, ok sure.
Kaisch doesn't have a message beyond "Golly Gee" and eating local foods.
It's like his campaign is an audition tape for a food network show.
Honestly what the fuck is supposed to happen now? Will Trump get 95% in the next state or will all the cruzmissiles and other assorted cucks go to Kasich? Also what happens to Ruboto and Zodiac Killer's delegates? Are they just going to linger in limbo? Why do I ask so many questions?
>>72920909
Why did the people of Ohio vote for a man that can't win?
>>72921670
Ohio is a shit hole that no one wants to live in. It doesn't matter who they vote for.
>>72914999
Underrated
>>72912016
Hes still hungry.
>>72912672
>tfw kaisch will never be your grandfather
>>72912016
Free money
He'll get more donations from the cuckservatives now that its only him and Trump left
>>72912016
He's allowing Trump's ceiling to break 90%
>>72912016
Using the money to travel the US and eat all kind of good food.
genius
>>72921740
Isn't Ohio pretty white?
The Guy Fieri of politics.
>>72912016
would you drop out if you were getting that much free food?
>>72917974
Just wait until you learn about emulsified meats.
He has to eat more homestyle meat sauce onion chili burger french fry pizzas on live TV FOR AMERICA!! All the way to the convention! Bring on the BBQ chicken zinger wraps and the double powdered cinnamon bread cakes! We got this!!!
>>72912016
So this Kasich dude is now on the 4th place in a two man race? Seems great
HE HUNGERS
it's great how everyone that has gone against trump has become a laughing stock
>>72917907
>Chicken paste
It says breast. But sure... go ahead and make a pizza out of tendies.
>>72912756
I believe those are pepperoncinis.
>>72919484
When I grow up I want to be just like Australia
>>72912756
Could be thick cuts of green peppers.
