A town of around 100,000 people is in danger, there are mandatory evacuations. There are multiple /pol/acks in the Fort McMurray right now.
It's fucking happening, the fire rises. This is the oil capital of Canada. If there are massive storage's of oil or bitumen, the entire town could explode.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/wildfire-destroys-fort-mcmurray-homes-most-of-city-evacuated-1.3563977
It's 32 degrees Celsius there right now, or around 90 degrees Farenheit. This is a record breaking temperature, and it's helping fuel the fire.
29,000 people have been evacuated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OItXB8FowyI
I'm OK with this
Good look Canabros.
>>72875721
American Wildland Firefighter here to answer questions. Have crossed the border into Canada on a fire and also worked with Aussie crews, I stay in the PNW usually but can be dispatched anywhere in the country.
Why is there no link to live stream?
wtf guys.
Good luck, canucks.
Stay safe brothers
>>72876006
This
All Christians please pray for our brothers in the West they need our energy.
>>72875721
Good luck
>>72875721
please tell me there were muzzies there.
>>72876006
>>72876038
Fort Mac is 500+ km away from Edmonton. I'm willing to bet there's not even 3g there.
>>72876038
Too Good Haha " mandatory evacuation"
What's with all the edgefags ITTs?
>heh I hope many canadians die
>who cares lmao haha
>man i sure hope all those innocent people get fucking blazed
You're literally happy that a town with 100% white population is being ashed. The only places acceptable to burn would be Toronto, Montreal and Vancouver.
Maybe we can soon have no more canadian shitposters shitposting about trump and american policies.
This fire started May 1st
>>72876221
Most of our shitposters are from large Ontario, BC, and Quebec cities. Alberta is 2000 km away from Ontario.
>>72876147
Oh right, your country isn't as infrastructured as us.
Serious note, please stay safe, you're the fedora on America.
welp. There goes our economy
>>72876201
I've been there. It's shit
>>72875976
Sounds like a sweet job hows you get it
>>72876393
Trudeau already dumped your gold reserves, and now this? Rip.
There are HUGE oil extraction and refining facilities north of Fort McMurray, which cost 10s (if not 100s) of billions of dollars to build. All of this money was borrowed from somewhere and corporations which own these facilities are paying back these loans. However, oil is in the shitter and these companies need oil to stay somewhere in the $60-100 range in order to break even on these massive projects. Needless to say the upper management is shitting bricks because they're fucking losing money on every barrel they produce. So now instead of going to the debt restructuring meetings with the whole "uhhhhhhh we can't get our costs down uhhhhhhhhh we don't know what to do uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" bs, they'll just say "oh the fire disrupted our operations and Ft Mac and hence our entire workforce has been evacuated. Force majeure guys :^)" Guaranteed false flag.
>>72876347
Only one way in or out, Highway 63, which is closed.
![article-2358932-1ABCA09E000005DC-521_964x561[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gl9O83L.jpg "article-2358932-1ABCA09E000005DC-521_964x561[1].jpg")
>transporting oil by rail
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lac-M%C3%A9gantic_rail_disaster
WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN CANADA, IT'S ALREADY HAPPENED BEFORE
I guess the Libtards finally got what they wanted... Self destruction complete. Time to go jump in front of a bus.
>>72876347
They are apparently laying fiber optic lines all across the country, but it's really not worth putting in any decent infrastructure in when it's so far from the nearest city.
BREAKING: All of Fort McMurray now under mandatory evacuation @RMWoodBuffalo
>>72875976
brofist
BC Firefighter, Type 2 (Wildlands)
can also AMA
spend some money and get some resources, this is how you can defend a town
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hecJXLdMQ1I
>>72876201
>Vancouver
>not Hongcouver
>>72876393
>no gold
>oil supplies destroyed
>entire town at risk
How will Canadians possibly recover
>>72876201
Not everybody with a western flag is white.
>>72875721
please post this on >>>/news/
I would but I've already posted 10 stories and I can't change IP addresses right now
dude thats fucked
>>72876554
Pipelines are equally bad too, haven't you guys had some major pipeline explosions down in the US?
>>72876818
why?
It's newsworthy here now, definitely going up the happening scale.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36199993
>>72876772
The best part is we dont.
Annex by U.S please.
>>72876822>>72876818
what the fuck posts are dissappering
>>72876343
>Most of our shitposters are from large Ontario, BC, and Quebec cities.
AKA Canada
Or do you think the barren wasteland you occupy between major cities counts as a country?
>Entire town of 65 000 evacuated
>Literally no international network gives a fuck
This is what the rest of us think about you snownigger provinces. BTW Eastern Canada is ours too
>>72876772
The other liquid gold...syrup reserves
Reminder: Goovernment of Alberta should know how to deal with these things. Slave lake burnt down 7 years ago a couple omnths after I finished the glass work on this $30,000,000 Library.
>>72875721
so you cucknadians are so fucken gay and weak that a 90 degree day burns your shitty country to the ground.
LEAFS
BTFO BY 90degreesF
>>72876715
spent it all on refugees
>>72876201
>innocent
>oil cucks
you can't be both. Everyone in that town is an oil cuck.
>>72876910
Well, apparently more than half the city is under mandatory evacuation now, and there are actually 100,000 people in the surrounding area.
>>72876715
The premier of Alberta, Rachel Notley, cut the firefighters budget for wildfires by $15 million. No money available currently.
>>72877076
>>72877105
we are not taking in the rapuegees don't even think about it
>>72875721
>caring about cuckida
no thanks
There are no happenings in Canada. Canada is an "occurrence-only" country.
>>72876484
Go through your state or country certification process, get connected with a crew desperately looking for warm bodies to throw at a wall of fire. If you live in PNW just google private firefighter outfits and call them. The ball will roll from there, many companies pay for your certification.
>>72876617
Brofist, I just got my FFT1 last year
>>72877007
>Naming a town "Slave Lake"
CANADA NOO!
THAT'S RACIST!
>>72876993
I actually am in rural Ontario, and the surrounding area is around 100,000 people around Fort Mac.
>>72875894
This needs a Canadian shoop.
>>72875976
what is it like to be burned alive?
>>72877277
Well the lake it's attached to is called Great Slave Lake.
how will the weedman save you
WHAT STATION ON BROADCASTIFY SHOULD I BE LISTENING TO HERE?
broadcastify.com/listen/stid/101
>>72876890
A shitload lmao
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pipeline_accidents_in_the_United_States_in_the_21st_century
Usually they're not as bad as when trains go up though, it's amazing oil trains haven't been involved in some insane accident in the U.S. yet, some of the hubs run right under stadiums in the Midwest.
>>72877105
Funny you say that, go look up the rape rates in Fort Mac. You'll really like what you see. They are extremely rapey.
>>72877458
Blaze it faggot
>>72876347
It's actually way north almost to the Arctic tundra. Only natives live beyond that last bastion of civilization.
>>72875721
If the oil goes up I'll see the flash from Siberia.... lol
Burn baby burn.
This is our economy. We are screwed. There's nothing else here. Goodbye Alberta. Goodbye cruel world.
>>72876393
>>72876772
>>72877005
Pic related, stop with your shitty
>we wuz Canadas kangs meme
Oil extraction from your province is about 5% of our economy. There's city blocks in Toronto that contribute more to the economy than your entire province
>>72876772
More muslims, obviously!
>>72876201
>Fort Mcmurray
>100% white
Loving every laugh
>>72876715
there are 8 of those working right now, besides a fleet of dozers and other support.
>>72877358
>90F in Canada
>20F in Michigan
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Is this thread moving to /news/ anytime soon?
>>72877607
Ah alright
>>72877675
Or you could just build wind farms, get crown corporations a bit of PST say a rate of 3-4 percent and be grown ups.
ALL RESIDENTS NOW UNDER MANDATORY EVACUATION
>>72877790
Plenty of boxer beer drinking natives there.
>>72877395
I doubt I would mind it honestly.
>>72877582
>weed man makes weed legal
> 13 days later blazes all oil
> weed man laughs his ass off and says this is the price of making weed legal we are blazing hundreds of miles of land to support land for refugees
> economy crashes
>weed man smokes a bowl live on tv with muslims in the background
>>72877924
el nino year.
>>72878012
no because oil cucks are gonna burn
>>72877720
We don't give a fuck about you Easterner Libtards. Go jump into a blender.
>>72877277
kek
There's actually a greater and lesser Slave Lake. We caste system slavery.
>>72878012
it sucks there
no pictures in the catalog
>>72875721
noone gives a shit if canada burn to the fucking ground
>>72877267
If I have asthma can I still attempt the certification process? I've always wanted to be a fire lookout but this sounds better desu
>>72875721
>90 degrees
>record breaking
Holy shit canada where i live it gets up to 114 in the summer
>>72877105
>>72877536
>>72878022
>>72878218
pls stop embarassing yourself
>>72878058
>boxer beer drinking natives
ahahahahhahahaha
>>72878455
This thread is mostly for Canadians, as I'm willing to bet a lot of them either care, or don't care and want to watch it burn.
FULL CITY EVACUATION AS OF 6:20PM MST
100,000+ PEOPLE.. FULL HAPPENING
SLAVE LAKE BURNED DOWN AND IT DID $720 MILLION DOLLARS OF DAMAGE.. THIS IS A CITY 10X THE SIZE
IT ALL OGRE, MAY DAY MAY DAY
CRUZ MISSILE FAILED TOO, IS IT CHRISTMAS?
>>72878595
Ever watch that show To Serve and Protect? It's like a shitty Canadian cops. Usually they're in Alberta, and I remember some squaw trying to steal a 6 pack of boxer beer off the ground right in front of the cops.
Makes me glad I went to go work in the oilfields in Midland, TX. Fort Mac was my initial choice, not that it matters anymore since I got laid off anyways back when oil prices started dropping,
>>72875721
Theyre paying for their sins
Reports #FortMcMurrary fire is rapidly approaching gas field north-east of the town.
HUGE EXPLOSIONS SOON FELLOW STALKERS
>>72878456
It would be completely impossible for you. See the pictures of that fire? The darkness? That is smoke and you are inside it.
>>72878847
yes
i love that fucking show they have it on usa netflix
tfw canada cops are pretty crazy they will not hesitate to fuck you up
>>72878826
The economic damage from this will be HUGE.
Fort McMurray is the economic hub city of the entirety of the northern oil fields and houses tones of shit relating to the fields. This is nuts and will hurt our oil production even further. Feels bad man.
Only live stream I could find. There was one of Notley talking but can not find right now.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2677885/mayor-issues-warnings-as-fire-situation-in-fort-mcmurray-intensifies/
>>72879245
Seriously? Even I thought that show was godawful.
THE LIBTARDS HAVE BROUGHT THIS UPON US! GOD IS PUNISHING US!! REPENT SINNERS!! IT"S ALL TURDEU"S FAULT HE JUST WANTS TO WATCH US BURN!! THE DAY OF RECKONING IS AT HAAANNDD
>>72879036
canadian kawait, these guys had it coming exposing all the tar sands and such with minimal safety and environmental practices
>>72875721
>Canada
That's where you lost me.
>>72879558
Yeah I'm watching that on TV right now.
>>72878847
Dude I love that show.
Is it even still on?
I remember that one drunk native singing alice cooper welcome to my nightmare!
So damn funny!
Evacuating 100,000 people is not going to happen quickly. Also I assume those people will be going via highways. If so a lot of the fire departments resources will need to be deployed making sure the highway is safe otherwise hundreds of people could die on the roads.
~50% of people killed by wildfires here die on the roads.
The evacuation has the potential to go really bad.
>>72878249
>Eastern
BC is with us faggot. So is the North. So is the entire East.
None of us pay any attention to Alberta. I think I'm the only person in the GTA that even knows where fort mcmurrary is.
You're a second class Canadian citizen, your vote doesn't even matter in the federal elections.
Seems to be a lot of your cucks on 4chan though. Weird, it's almost as if you oil sand snowniggers have nothing else to do in the barren land-bridge connecting Ontario to BC
>>72879558
Thanks Anon
>>72879740
At least 75% of the time it's just some drunken natives fighting or stealing.
I fucking hate Alberta. I'm hoping for something like that Tianjin explosion a while back
>>72879590
its an edited version i think its pretty much just the cops fucking people up
there was this one naked dude and he fucking crazy
>>72875721
>Cruz drops out
>Canada burns
MAGA
>>72879745
There is only ONE highway out of the town, Highway 63, which goes south. They are telling people to go NORTH up to where the oilsand plants are. Makes no sense.
I can smell the massive paycheck ill be getting in the next few months. Gonna buy a truck and a house off of mother nature. Fuck yes.
>>72879778
That's ok, noone pays attention to people from Moronto either.
>>72876194
What?
probably started by someone trying to burn down their house for insurance fraud since the only excape from their debt otherwise wouldve been suicide
>>72879778
BC here, couldn't care less about the east. Not until you faggots get Toronto under control.
>>72880104
I remember that episode I think. The dude had like $4000 on it and took his pants off down on a city street.
>>72880194
That's because the fire has reached Highway 63.
>>72879964
Of course.
I'm going to try and find the seasons now.
>>72879778
Fuck BC too and fuck the North too. FUCK TRUDEAU. ALBERTA MUST SEPARATE NOW BEFORE THESE LIBTARDS DESTROY US!!
New Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZZ0SqSv7BY
>>72880194
They are basing their choice on fire behavior. What are the winds, the elevation, what is the origin of the fire and where is it currently going? Night time is approaching which will slow it's progression slightly
>>72879621
>minimal safety and environmental practices
Calling bullshit on that. Alberta O&G does not fuck about with health and safety.
This is either arson or fucking stupid people lighting shit off in the woods.
>>72879778
>acting like any of your shitty provinces are important
>>72878302
that's actually pretty cool
Wow, this is pretty scary stuff.
>>72878022
>wind farms
What a retard. Must be from ontario. Stfu Kathleen.
>>72880379
>Moronto
haha, the cute shit irrelevant people come up with to amuse themselves. I don't have a funny name for you, because we never talk about you
>City of 100 000 about to burn to the ground
>Entire Alberta GDP about to go under
>Not a single international news station has mentioned it
This should be an eye opener as to your relevance
>>72879169
But could I be a fire lookout?
>>72880596
I want your clay, Can I have Alberta clay please
>>72880855
Holy balls
>>72880855
The gridlock leaving the city.
>>72880855
Brutal
>>72880855
Most likely a propane tank cooking off.
Wow neat an actually happening, get comfy and stay safe any mcmurray bros out there
This going to be HighRiver2.0?
>>72880855
sheeeit
>>72879778
Enjoy being an ultra cuck with a lesbian SJW leader. Get fucked nerd.
>>72880855
This is going to be a 500k acre fire in less than a week. I suggest your PM send in the military and beg America for help. Serious.
>>72881030
ANNEX US PLEASE WE CAN"T LIVE WITH THESE LIBERAL FIRESTARTERS. YOU CAN HAVE ALL OF THE CLAY IF YOU SAVE US!
Dosent the Rika shitposter from /a/ live there? I hope he burns to death.
>>72880596
It's cute it's like you know English, government and economics but you can't grasp how the actual working of it.
I thought Canada was a myth like the easter bunny or santa clause.
Blaze it 420 bro!
>>72876140
The only muzzies there work really shitty jobs like driving taxis. Other then that its like 90% white and very conservative there.
>>72880918
If Alberta is irrelevant, what does that make you? The only coverage anything on the east half of Canada gets is out of cucked universities.
>>72880918
I don't think anyone gave a fuck when the power in tranny went down in 2003 or whatever. What does that tell us about tranny? It's an irrelevant shithole that's what.
Good luck leafs
>>72880576
Then the evacuation is a recipe for disaster. Better off staying in the city.
>>72881252
The entire city is under a mandatory evacuation.
At the very least a few people will die and billions of dollars worth of damage will be done. This is actually a very, very good thing for the federal Liberal government. They'll give them a few billion to rebuild and it will make them look really good.
>>72881325
Obviously the answer to this problem is more syrian refugees
https://www.youtube.com/v/oYBu_IxX4XE&
>>72881024
No. You cannot have health issues at all aside from being allergic to bees and poison ivy.
>>72875721
damn, my supervisor has done work over there with the oil companies...hope his students haven't been sent over for the summer yet.
>>72881346
PIPELINE INTO STATES THEN FUCK THE REST OF CANADA! FUCK YOU GUYS! HIPPIE MORON FIRESTARTERS!
>>72881337
leet get
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36odfqA-Xqw
>>72881600
>give them a few billion
With what money exactly?
>>72875721
Divine intervention for all your shitposting and degeneracy leafs
>>72881600
>give money to Alberta
>all of Ontario and Quebec get's collectively triggered
>don't give money to Alberta
>Alberta stays Conservative for another century
It's win/win really.
>>72881100
cool aesthetic
>>72881100
Wrong direction and those people will begin to suffocate. If the fire reaches the road the cars aren't going anywhere.
They are handling this really poorly.
>>72881600
>This is actually a very, very good thing for the federal Liberal government
kek never let a crisis go un-used
>>72881739
Some hot off the printer ofcourse.
>>72881739
Your money given to you by accepting in more refugees.
A new holocaust for refugees.
Th-The Priesthood is R-RISING!!!!
>>72881100
Reminder that there's also pretty much only 1 highway in and out of the city... Thankfully they just finished adding some lanes which is good. Used to only be two lanes until very recently.
>>72881289
Enjoy literally not having an economy in 48 hours
You will ask for our aid
And we will say
"no"
>>72881739
m8 Ontario is $300 billion in debt, don't you think the federal government could afford $10 billion?
>>72876537
Easiest way to raise the price of oil and create demand for more pumping, refining, construction. Totally false flag. Plus remember it's still Beltane, guys ;^)
>Canada cant handle a bit of fire
honestly I'm disappointed our town didn't get a bushfire this summer, all the vegetation has grown back since 2013
>>72881970
Yeah Notley will ask for aid, and if Trudeau declines say hello to the Federal Republic of Alberta.
I work in oil & gas software (we're a vendor).
We've been cucked hardcore this year... will this make it worse? Am I going to have to give up my 100k loonies car and quarterly bonuses???
>>72881686
Well I guess I'm killing myself then. I thought I had a pretty obtainable fucking dream and of course it gets ripped away.
What is this
>>72881970
Then we shall take this clay by force
>>72882003
They're already planning on adding $150billion in national debt, what another $10billion for "an unexpected emergency"
>>72875721
>price of oil skyrockets
They'll let it burn. Keynesian window breaking in action.
Maybe trudeau will save you
='( WHY
>>72881970
Right, because it's not like we've been paying millions of dollars to you guys every year or anything.
Go fuck yourselves, Western war of independence soon.
>>72882165
It shouldn't hurt you, if anything this will spur further development. It kicks a lot of people in the nuts (especially investors) but you should be fine.
Maybe.
maybe you'll get fucked.
>>72882133
>how come people who aren't from my empty hellscape of a homeland are not accustomed to the conditions expected from my empty hellscape of a homeland?
>>72882293
He knows a thing or two regarding dealing with flamers.
>>72882211
Fort Mac is on fire. Entire city is being evacuated.
>>72882293
The fire wasn't mean to muslims
>>72881832
This
Do they have a helicopter helping out on which routes people should evacuate from?
>>72876966
the fuck are you talking about
>tfw my threads have turned into East vs West
>>72882175
I appologize my friend. Asthma is a big deal honestly. Have you considered computer programming?
>>72876093
GIVE US YOUR ENERGY.
MORE VIDEO. MUST WATCH.
We fucked.
>>72881970
Throw the Liberals, naders and the foogies in the fire! They will be useful for once!
THIS IS GOD PUNISHING CANADA
>>72882651
There's one road out of Fort Mac, and you can only go south because the fire is spreading north.
>>72881930
just looked at google maps. there really is only one way south and the road ends about 50 miles North. What the fuck Canada?
>>72882736
No I fucking hate being inside all day. All I do is go on here for nationalist news and email that's it. I don't know shit about computers and I'm in college for economics anyway.
>>72881600
If the fire spreads to the actual industrial fields though, everyone sheltering there is going to die and all the plants are going to be torn down and not rebuilt. Our economy will be ruined.
>>72881325
I just tweeted the PM and his handler along these lines but I doubt they give a fuck. Ontario has always hated Alberta and Trudeau has always been a cuck-puppet for the Ontario Liberal Party.
>>72882893
Highway south is closed
"what smoke?
>>72882784
jesus christ
>>72882784
bretty bad
>>72882670
i didn't delete shit, i tried posting both mine and that guys post was thrown away
>>72875721
>32 degrees Celsius
>record breaking
Just an average winter day in Australia, wonder how do our oil supplies ever survive!
>>72882784
Shiiiieeeeet
This reminds me of the Canberra bushfires
Good luck leafs
>>72875721
Sorry. Hockey blows
>>72881485
>If Alberta is irrelevant, what does that make you?
...relevant?
>>72881518
You mean the 2003 blackout of the eastern seaboard? That was an international incident, the US eastern power grid went down at the same time. It was a huge deal you snownigger
>Power goes out in East
>Huge deal
>Town of 100 000 about to burn in Alberta
>not even worth international news
To my surprise, one hundred stories high
People getting loose y'all, getting down on the roof
Folks are screaming, out of control
It was so entertaining when the boogie started to explode
I heard somebody say
Burn baby burn) disco inferno
(Burn baby burn) burn that mother down
(Burn baby burn) disco inferno
(Burn baby burn) burn that mother down
Satisfaction came in a chain reaction
(Burnin')
I couldn't get enough, so I had to self-destruct
The heat was on, rising to the top
Everybody going strong, and that is when my spark got hot
I heard somebody say...
>>72882046
this
>>Literally no international network gives a fuck
>>72876910
>>72883050
then the only other option is evacuate to the north.
>>72875721
so a small spot on america's hat is burning? hopefully it's full of shitskins when it blows.
>>72883178
(Burn baby burn) disco inferno
(Burn baby burn) burn that mother down y'all
(Burn baby burn) disco inferno
(Burn baby burn) burn that mother down
Up above my head
I hear music in the air
That makes me know
There's a party somewhere
Satisfaction came in a chain reaction
(Burnin')
I couldn't get enough, so I had to self-destruct
The heat was on, rising to the top
Everybody going strong, and that is when my spark got hot
I heard somebody say...
>>72883129
Dumb aussie scum its seasonal temps. It would be like if you had a 60 degree day in the winter.
>>72883341
It's mostly white and natives.
Lol
http://edmontonjournal.com/news/politics/alberta-premier-rachel-notley-defends-cut-in-wildfire-budget
could be possible thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXGF-MV1k7g
>>72882969
Yup, it's in the ass end of nowhere.
>>72883429
prob libtards (one can hope)
>>72882784
Truly, these are the end times.
>>72876953
i want this
>>72877739
we'll get this
LIVE STREAM:
globalnews.ca/news/2677885/mayor-issues-warnings-as-fire-situation-in-fort-mcmurray-intensifies/
>>72883604
Nah, Alberta is Conservative country.
>>72879343
Yeah, fort mac is pretty much where everypne working in the alberta oil fields lives.
No town, no accommodations because that shit is far north and isolated.
Educate me about your political zones Canada, Example Quebec being libtards
>>72882164
I will campaign for unification with BC, only makes sense.
Victoria's Land. Or we can apply for statehood. MAGA
>>72883604
All the libtards are in trawna and hongcouver, these are hardworking white canadian lives at risk
>>72883429
Don't forget about them damn Somalis and the occasional black folk!
>>72883488
I like!
LET"S BURN THE LIBTARDS IN REVENGE FOR BURNING OUR ECONOMY!!
>>72883793
Maritimes, Quebec, Ontario, BC and the territories are usually Liberal or NDP. Manitoba, Saskatchewan and Alberta are mostly conservative.
>>72883604
There's not many libs in Alberta, man.
>>72882976
Anon, if it helps, I had asthma when I was young and playing the flute made it subside to the point where no doctor says I have asthma anymore. I can feel it /very/ slightly sometimes if I'm doing a very hard cardio exercise but that could just be regular fatigue.
>>72883404
why are canadians such pussies?
Ok cool, it's just Canada calm down
Justin Trudeu will blow a bunch of dudes, they'll cream pie his mouth, then he'll spit their step children on the fire until it's out
Might take a while, might be tasking on his jaw but guys he's got it
>>72883172
It was a huge deal for Cleveland North not for US, relax. Fort Mac is already in the news everywhere, you numale cuck.
>>72883787
There is a town, and there's lots of accommodation, I grew up there man. It's actually a really nice town, the only thing that sucks is all the somalis.
BC, a zone of black cock, Canada yes
>>72883172
>not even worth international news
Its breaking news on RT
>>72883172
If laughing stock equates to relevance, absolutely.
>>72884108
You ever have to deal with -40 Celsius winter days?
>>72884108
Pretty sure the issue is the fire engulfing the city not the 32 degree temps.
hey that baal shit ended 2 days ago, can this be relevant. Something bad happens almost always during april 13th-may 1st.
>>72884108
Fuck off faggot, if you guys ever had to experience one of our winters you'd evacuate the whole fucking country.
>>72878249
>Oh fuck this guy has facts, better start insulting
>>72882164
>say hello to the Federal Republic of Alberta.
Say hello to our army and tanks, we'll roll right over you faggots if you stand between us and the oil. When the oil is gone, the US can have you cucks
t. Canadian soldier
>>72882215
It's one fire. Wait for it to cool down before taking a bite
>>72882453
Your entire contribution is from your oil money. 100% of it. Literally 100 fucking percent of the reason you even have an internet connection and infrastructure is the oil you happen to be in the vicinity oil.
No oil. No Alberta.
And you will ask for us to let you integrate into Canadian society. And we will say
"no"
fort mcwhat?
>in canada
Oh. Okay.. well.. good luck with that I guess
>>72884108
This is a valid question
The nation is literally stereotyped as being pussies
They'll burn and run around screaming covered in hot oil and probably apologize for how it's harming he environment
Canadian pussies, try not to make too much noise as you burn
>>72884515
m8 the fire started on May 1st.
>>72883787
No, man. Please don't open your mouth if you don't know shit it's very cringey to read posts like this. Thank you.
>>72884212
Somehow I don't think gay anal sex is going to save the day this time.
>>72883848
NWT and Sask can come too.
>>72884619
>t. Canadian soldier
lmao how about some proof such a thing exists
>>72875721
> 90 degrees Farenheit
The fuck? I live 500+ miles south of there and it barely got up to 50 degrees all this last week.
>>72884753
It's the only crisis management he knows
>tfw live in Alberta
nowhere near Ft. McMurray but shit's pretty scary man
