I can't reinforce this enough.
Shitposters on /pol/ have been spouting the lies that Brazil is a fucking real life PVP zone. They say everything else is just a whorehouse.
Let me drop you some facts: Brazil is larger than the EU. Brazil has so many rivers that if we built powerplants in all of them, we could power the whole world. Brazil has the world's most beautiful women and surpassed the UK's economy many times in the past. Meanwhile Europe is:
>covered with papers from false rape accusations
>censoring all the real rape going on to do not upset people who leech off the welfare state and do crimes
>dying because their population fell for the environmental communist atheism meme and are taxed to death in order to bring in foreign terrorists
>ignoring that their country is the most pathetic little thing in the world and has killed 16+ million people every time they chimp out for a mountain smaller than Brazil's tiniest state
Unlike India, Brazil will actually be a superpower and proeminent intellectuals have predicted that in the past century. You should stop being a scared bitch and come see the Olympics. Don't go to any crowded place like the squares, busy streets, city centers, favelas, local markets, crowded tourist sights, bus stops or beaches and nothing will happen to you.
The 'Brazil is depressed' meme has to die.
>>72561884
Why did you post that budget Cristy Mack, tho?
Also, remember Brazil is only 100 years old. Can't compare with nations which are thousand years old.
I fucking hate when you assholes start doing the 'what has ur shithole contributed' meme.
>>72562181
I would like to see a strong Brazil latino bro, just wish it happens soon
Yup. Just as soon as you solve that little endemic corruption issue.
Then again, we've been hearing this for over a hundred years, even back in the Manaus rubber baron days.
>>72562181
No seriously, that bitch looks like a cheap knock-off compared to the real thing.
>>72562181
Yeah, American didn't do shit in the first 100 years except rise to prominence as the second most powerful nation in the world. It took them a while after that to get the #1 spot.
You guys have secured the #2 spot already...right?
>>72562344
Stop taunting Brazil with white wimmens.
>>72562344
>comparing brazilian woman to herpes ridden high slag who does porn in order to pay for crack addiction
>common joke about Brazil is "everyone there is named Da Silva"
>Brazilians get all butthurt about it, call it a meme
Their #2 Corrupt Criminal In Charge is named Da Silva.
Godspeed Brazil
Just try not to get cucked on your way
>>72561884
troll thread? troll thread
>>72562449
>I'm a virgin
Why didn't you say so right away?
>>72562344
>unironically choosing christy "paid the toll" mack
over her
>>72562344
Carol Seleme > this cracka
>>72561884
You need to get your average IQ to 90 or above. Then things will start to click.
>>72561884
>Unlike India, Brazil will actually be a superpower and proeminent intellectuals have predicted that in the past century. Y
Not happening kiddie, lefties will win and turn Brazil into Venezuela 2.0
>>72561884
>that flag
A FUCKING LIE
>>72561884
Let's wait to see the disaster that is the next Olympics before we make any decisions
>>72562449
Lol, STDs are an even bigger problem in Brazil than in the US
>>72561884
>Brazil is next Developed Nation
Said increasingly nervous Hue for the 6,000,000th time this decade
>>72562821
I suspect that if the success or failure of a country rides on sporting events, that they aren't going to make much of themselves in the long run.
Carol Seleme is God-Tier brazilian woman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcNBxcBs37M
American women are degenerate.
7 - 1
>>72562821
Are they doing marathon running through the favelas? That would be good for ratings.
>>72561884
>Brazil is a fucking real life PVP zone.
>making an MMO reference
>Being Brazilian
YOUR NOT HELPING YOURSELF PACO
Will you actually have complete venues for the Olympics or will it all be half built like for the World Cup
>7 - 1
>>72561884
Brazil is the country of the future
and it will always be just that
I believe in you Brasil. You can do it. You have the land. You have the resources. You just need to get rid of all those ..uh, "Brazilians".
>>72561884
>Meanwhile Europe is:
>>covered with papers from false rape accusations
Meanwhile, in Brazil the number of rapes are on level with the Congo.
>>72562165
>>72561884
jesus who thinks this kind of look is attractive?
i pity you if you do because your priorities are all out of whack
>>72563649
If a rapist go to jail in Brazil, inmates will chop your his dick off. If a rapist go to jail in Europe, he gets citizenship and welfare.
>>72563050
>not posting Gabriella Lenzi
>>72561884
Get fucked Huemonkey. Even Italy's economy has been larger than the UK at a certain point, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean.
Unfortunately I know a lot of brazilians and man, I wish you'd fucking stay in your containment zone instead of shitting up my ears with your retarded drooling language and your fucking retardedness
>>72563785
>jesus who thinks this kind of look is attractive?
Heterosexuals.
>>72561884
>>72562181
Only if you kill your fucking niggers
Argentina is the only good country in the South alongside Uruguay
You have 100 Million whites yet you sit on your fucking asses and let niggers thrive of you.
>>72562344
Topkek you're right.
>>72561884
>>72562165
>>72562344
>>72562602
>woman
>shaved head
>completely degenerate
>100% herpes transmission success rate, and only that if you're lucky.
pick all four.
>>72561884
Brazil has to die. Please murica, nuke us.
Brazil is shit, don't kid yourselves
>>72564103
Southern Brazil needs to be independant.
Then maybe my Portuguese lessons on Dulingo were worth their time
>>72562165
Carol seleme is actually far better than Christie back. the OP posted her with her worst , most ghastly haircut.
>>72562825
My god Brazil is getting BTFO so hard.
>>72564245
t. United Caliphate
>>72564246
>Southern Brazil needs to be independant.
USA / Argentina / South Brazil / Canada/ Uruguay superstate ruled by the Don himself all declaring war on the Middle East and having a new age reconquista when?
>>72561884
Sorry bro your demographics don't allow industrialization of a developed economy
Its amazing how Charles de Gaulle's quote is still exactly as true today as it was when he first said it:
"Brazil is the country of the future... and always will be."
>>72564534
We are ready to be your Radioactive Aryan Legion
>>72564623
*or
>>72561884
>You should stop being a scared bitch and come see the Olympics.
I wish your economy well, I'm sorry you were conquered by communists
>>72564649
It's funny how people think the Spanish conquest is over
It has only begun
Multiculturalism as only been tried for around 200 years now and it has completely failed
Niggers will hang and mixed non niggers will be B L E A C H ED
Also Mexico needs to be Nuked.
>>72564683
See you on the other side.
>Brazil
>Development
The only real countries in South America are Chile, Argentina and Uruguay, and two of them are going full commie and STILL be more developed than Brazil. Also end the "South Brazil is european" meme.
>>72564915
>and two of them are going full commie
Which ones?
>>72561884
Hahahaha a mongrel nation thinking they'll ever be developed. How cute.
But no, it'll never happen. Now go back to your footballing and chimping out. We may be in decline but even if we decline for 50 years we'll still be far, far ahead of you mongrels.
>>72565132
Uruguay and Chile. Not really becoming communists, just that they are more inclined to communism.
Better and harsh laws are LITERALLY the one thing Brasil needs to be developed country
>start killing criminals instead of wasting money on them
>starts taking back all the billions that were stolen by our corrupted governament
>>72561884
>You guys I am SERIOUSLY!
>>72565619
Pinochet would be ashamed
>if if if
Shut the fuck up
>>72562795
>Order and Progress
This would be like the slogan of India being 'Toilets and Clean Rivers'
Don't go to any crowded place like the squares, busy streets, city centers, favelas, local markets, crowded tourist sights, bus stops or beaches and nothing will happen to you.
So your saying if you don't go out at all I'd be safe?
Using that logic I'd be safe in a cellar in Syria.
>>72563785
It's a look that bypasses my urges to settle down and have a family. Bypasses my urges to protect and provide.
It's a look that appeals directly to my benis.
>>72561884
the US won't let you become a superpower just like they're doing with Mexico
there's room for only one big dog in that continent
>>72565708
Definetly. Chileans are so butthurt about the dictatorship that they demanded Obama to apologise for it since the CIA helped.
Didn't you just impeach your president for insane levels of corruption?
>>72565922
Dafuq? We already gave you our factories, we buy most of your oil and drugs, we armed your "citizens", we train your marinas, and we protect your seas.
What the fuck else do you want???
>>72566065
>Definetly. Chileans are so butthurt about the dictatorship that they demanded Obama to apologise for it since the CIA helped.
If it wasn't for him Chile would be a socialist shithole........
What the fuck is wrong with chileans ? are they all fucking liberals or something?
>>72566145
*your ==> Mehico.
>>72561884
brazil is hopeless because its people still believe that communism and socialism are the answers
>>72566074
but muh dik nigga
>>72566065
Thank you America for saving Chile from leftist scum
Chile South America is
BEST SOUTH AMERICA
GRACIAS USA
>>72564462
t. overgrown drug cartel
>>72565790
U N D E RR A T E D
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>>72561884
Clean your diseased hellholes monkey. Then we'll talk about you having a human civilization. You are pretty well developed for a monkey though.
>>72566153
Actually, the Chilean society is really conservative, but they are changing. Also all socialist parties bring up the dictatorship towin votes. People in Chile talk about the innecuality they live in, but the rich people are the ones that are making Chile a great country. Anarchist kids want everything free, poor families want "bonos" rather than to work harder or study.
>>72563356
/thread
>>72561884
>>72566153
KILL ALL MAPUCHE
RACE WAR NOW
HEIL DON TRUMP
ANNEXATION NOW
>>72566652
>>72566552
Our liberals are mere plebes, coño.
We (the rich ones) -will- make Chile a great country. We will not let the plebes stop us so that they can eat our wealth and shit it out.
BUILD NORTHERN BORDER WALL NOW
MAKE PERU, BOLIVIA AND COLUMBIA PAY FOR IT
>>72566832
You idiots. You should have kept Peru and build a wall with Bolivia. YOU WOULD BE GREAT RIGHT NOW YOU FOOL.
>>72562301
I would argue that the U.S. and most western nations are more corrupt than Brazil.
>>72561884
looks like she's got god damn justin beeper's face
>>72566832
>>72566970
Except for having Peruvians in your territory, but a little genocide solved everything
>t. Paco Gonzalez
>>72567170
>but a little genocide solved everything
How many white or whitish good looking Peruvians are there?
>>72567262
In Peru? Probably 2% real whites. No mix. White-looking about 8%. Everything else is mestizo or even worse.
Brazil is hell. Oligarchs are in power and population has no education.
>>72566970
> Spanish guy
> Telling me we should have kept a bunch of shitskinned Inca rapechildren
What we should have kept was the fucking Argentinian Patagonia.
After that, yes, should have conquered Peru, deathcamped Bolivia and then built wall around Peru, and owned the whole western Andes.
>>72562602
Underrated
>>72561884
The Brazilian women in Chicago have all been massive sluts for white cock.
It's funny how pissy their men get when the girls flirt with white guys, but both genders are bro tier.
>>72567084
You have no idea how big corruption is here. We are talking about hundred of billions every year
>>72564005
This is more attractive than any gay shitty slick-back shitdew will ever be.
They literally look like someone took a dump on their head, and smeared it all over
Only if a meteor hits Brazil that's the exact right size, just big enough to wipe out all traces of the Brazilian people but not so big that it shits up the atmosphere.
>>72562404
About 100 years after founding was the gilded age which is where we started to become relevant, we were not number 2 yet in amy category other than maybe "number of people who speak english"
>>72562181
Nice shitpost, but you're still my bitch.
>>72567466
France is hell. Jews are in power and population has no education
if you cucks get rid of that woman version of Sanders I'll believe you
Until then you're Argentina 2.0
>>72567577
I'd rather my government steal my money than eradicate my race.
>>72563272
I thought this too lel
>>72561884
>dont go to this giant list of places and youll be fine
what the fuck
>>72567459
Yeah I was confused
/pol/ said all peruvians are ugly 4 foot natives
But I have 2 Peruvian friends and one of them looks like a Blue Division volunteer desu, not "white" but definitely some European in him looks like a Italian or a Spaniard, ad he is not ugly he is actually a really good looking (no homo) and 6' 1"
Then I come on /pol/ and see all these memes .....
>>72563926
This is one of the few things that I'm proud of being Brazilian, rapists and pedophiles are so fucked up in jail.
>>72564246
Agreed with you
>>72564861
The world needs to be nuked, there is too many people.
>>72561884
>87 median IQ
nope
>>72561884
Yeah mate your country is currently in the midst of a constitutional crisis, an economic slowdown, a zika epidemic, rising obesity, worsening race relations, rising Islamic threat, awful corruption, shitty sanitation.
You literally got the Olympics on affirmative action and I genuinely think this 2016 Rio Olympics massacre will be what wakes the world up that subhuman filth should not be trusted with any responsibility.
>>72568067
>worsening race relations
Implying this is bad.
>>72565790
A thousand times this.
>>72565790
Kek
>>72567996
What flag is this M8?
>>72561884
Brazil is and always be trash just like all of south america.you are basically Africa 2
>>72561884
Lol I almost thought you were serious until that last part.
>>72564162
Is a turk suggesting that fucking a woman is a bad thing?
I always suspected you cockroaches were gay
>>72568823
>woman
>>72564915
South Brazil is european is not a meme
>>72565790
HUE
U
E
>>72566074
Some years ago and the actual impeachment is because her bad administration. A little advice, do not make Hillary your president, she will fuck america.
>>72567785
Just give us 2 weeks, we'll get ride of her.
>>72568387
South of Brazil separatist movement, this'll be our flag.
Brazil has enough rivers to provide power if you build power stations.
Yeah, so does the world.
>>72561884
>Brazil is a fucking real life PVP zone
Didn't need those sides anyway. Godspeed brazilbro
>>72569195
No. Don't even think about memeing this.
>>72567982
italians are white, numbnuts
>>72561884
I fucking love your women familia, keep sending them my way
>>72569617
LIKE an Italian
>>72561884
Would you disgusting brown people stop breeding like rabbits and stop destroying the rainforest?
>>72561884
>Brazilian intellectuals
>Don't go to any crowded place like the squares, busy streets, city centers, favelas, local markets, crowded tourist sights, bus stops or beaches and nothing will happen to you
So... just avoid all other human beings at any cost. How safe is the rainforest this time of year?
>>72570264
Zika, Chikungunya, Malaria and Dengue are very common in the mosquitoes here.
Don't go there with your tasty european genes. A mosquito bite will kill you.
>>72561884
HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE
>>72567726
1870 to 1900 is when we were pulling even with UK and both of us were passing the rest of the globe.
"developed nation" is a fucking meme. It implies "developing" countries can make it out of shithole status despite the systems of international trade and investment that were purpose-built to favor the old imperialist powers (Western Europe, USA, Japan) - basically anyone who aligned themselves with the US after WW2
It's part of the reason why, despite many decades of IMF, World Bank, development assistance, foreign aid, etc., shitholes remain shitholes.
>>72561884
Maybe if you are goiing to attract young males all over the country with your transsexuals. topkek. gtfo.
>>72569378
>>72561884
Cala boca, seu macaco. Todo mundo sabe que o problema do Brasil é o brasileiro.
Voces NUNCA SERÃO NADA, porque brasileiro é por natureza malandro, preguiçoso, desonesto e nepotista.
Passei cinco anos trabalhando em todo o Brasil e isso se repetia em todo lugar.
Prove me wrong, you monkey
>inb4: but m-muh Carlos Drummond, m-muh Chico Buarque
You pathetic people are the laughing stock of the american continent, you deserve all the suffering you have.
>>72572022
>5 years "working" in Brasil
>still did not learn how to use the "^"
>confirmed Mc'Donalds employee
>>72562165
Christy Mack is a revolting plastic person
>>72561884
Source on pic?
>>72561884
ITT: macacos that unironically think they'll be great in the near future
video related, THIS GUY IS A DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED MEMBER OF THE CONGRESS IN BRAZIL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiQnmTFIymY
>>72572584
Carol Seleme.
She is how american women would look like if they were 100 pounds less big.
>>72572678
He was voted in as an inside joke.
Nobody takes him seriously. All his laws are about the circus and comedy.
>>72561884
> Don't go to any crowded place like the squares, busy streets, city centers, favelas, local markets, crowded tourist sights, bus stops or beaches and nothing will happen to you.
Don't go outside, do anything or interact with the locals whatsoever and you'll be fine.
>>72563272
Br? Br?
Huehuheheheueh
Dat tibia nostalgia
>>72572754
that's exactly what your country is, a joke
(and so you do not take it personally, Uruguay is a leftard joke too)
just not at that level, but South America is a joke as a whole, but you guys have the leading role in this (very related word) CIRCUS
>>72572245
Sério? É tudo isso que voce têm? A utilização do acento circunflexo?
Nem toca no assunto dessa sua cultura suja, nenhum ponto que levantei, mas "ah, olha aí! Ele errou gramaticalmente"
You make me laugh, silly monkey
>>72573030
Ignore esse perdedor, você tem um português melhor que 90% dos brasileiros.
>>72561884
>Unlike India, Brazil will actually be a superpower and proeminent intellectuals have predicted that in the past century.
Give up. We are full of socialists and neo-cons. We're fucked.
Juliana Salimeni is the best Brazilian woman
>>72573152
Valeu, bro :)
> Brazil has so many rivers that if we built powerplants in all of them, we could power the whole world.
Você é retardado, macaco?
>>72561884
Not if we have any say in it. And we do. We'll keep destabilizing your country for the geopolitical influence and in order to get easy and cheap access to your natural resources, just like we do with all the rest of Latin America. Enjoy your eternal shithole.
>>72561884
Impressive farming industry in Brazil.
>>72561884
We are very sorry, guys.
Usually we keep Brazil in the attic where he can't scare people but I guess he found the keys to the guarana cabinet and went on a rampage.
Sorry, we'll make sure he doesn't scare your kids anymore.
>>72573547
I fucking died reading this post.
>>72573030
You worked in a fucking Mc'Donalds and wanted to find the finest children of the country there. And you even come here dissing our country.
Don't forget your country never helped. They got us in dictatorship after dictatorship. A lot of smart people had to leave because of you.
>>72567628
How's it feel that she worships my people's BJCs (big Jewish cocks)???
>>72561884
Yeah man, seems like you guys really have your shit together.
STFU with this meme.
>>72573270
She looks so young there. Her butt has gotten a lot bigger since, still those sexy ass legs.
>>72563356
this, /thread.
>>72565790
he actually went and said it, absolute mad man.
>>72561884
Nice try Pablo, shame your FIFA World Cup hosting skills were abominable.
>Pit bull and Jennifer Lopez
>main act for opening ceremony
That says it all; not even mentioning Deutschland.
>IQ average of 87
Dont make me laugh.
>>72573656
>"T-T-Trump will save the white race! The Jewish establishment fears him! He is not even a Zionist. I think, he is secretly antisemitic."
"..."
>"IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!"
Brazil seems to be by far the most savage latin american country. So any LiveLeak videos of people brutally murdering each other. Sorry, I'll never take a step in that shit hole without a team of bodyguards. Country of the future my ass, not with all those niggers.
>>72563785
The tall hair looks cool. The undercut looks fucking stupid on 99.999999999999999999% of women though. The only good thing that can come of it is that you can really tell if she has a feminine face. That is it. There's no upside for her.
It's the haircut equivalent of not putting on makeup and wearing baggy jeans and flannels.
>>72573984
She's the best
>>72574188
Shut it down!
>>72574403
The southern part bordering us is mostly safe.
Rio is a hellhole though.
>>72574403
Brazil - niggers = paradise, tho.
>>72561884
Has Brazil been a "superpower in a generation" since the 1870s now?
Brazil will not be a superpower, at least for a long time. We have so many resources that there is no strong incentive to improve productivity, we just go along with the currents.
>>72574947
They are only 10% of the population. And theyre all in the North. Explain the crime in the rest of the country.
>>72562181
Australia is 100 years old and we've already domesticated the abo and half the emus
>>72573640
>dissing our country
>country
Please, your corruption (directly caused by your "malandro" and nepotist culture) is the reason Brasil will never be taken seriously as a country in ANY international scenario
A ditadura foi um presente pra voces, crime despencou, economia subiu, ordem foi instaurada e MESMO ASSIM voces conseguiram cagar tudo.
Cresce um pouquinho aí Cauê, aprenda a argumentar sem inventar historinhas de McDonalds.
You Monkeys destroy and "huehue-ize" everything they touch, especially /pol/
Beijos do outro lado do muro :*
>>72575120
You are allowed to live there by your Emu Overlords
>>72562821
They say the olympics will suck every single time it goes to a developing nation, and they manage to pull it off each time. I think the IOC will bail you out rather than let the games fail, but probably never give you another one after that
>>72561884
>Don't go to any crowded place like the squares, busy streets, city centers, favelas, local markets, crowded tourist sights, bus stops or beaches and nothing will happen to you.
Come to wonderful Brazil and experience how awesome it is and how much of a shit-hole it isn't as long as you don't leave your hotel!
>>72563272
> Paco
> Brazil
Are you retarted, m8? They're all named João or Paulo.
>>72575156
>
A ditadura foi um presente pra voces, crime despencou, economia subiu, ordem foi instaurada e MESMO ASSIM voces conseguiram cagar tudo.
Pretty much. The IQ is below what is needed for a functioning democracy. Either restrict rights to only men in the upper class and above, property owners, etc. Or bring in some monarch or some head of the state.
>>72575443
This makes me want to binge watch Sopranos again.
>>72561884
literally africa tier
>>72575120
this>>72575225
you lost the Emu Wars. You're lucky they allow you to remain
>>72571007
It can slide the other way though... Look at South Africa, and Iran. Both were very modern countries back in the early 70's, but a couple bad decisions turned both into shitholes.
>>72569378
So the superior nations all enjoy boobs over shitholes. Good.
>>72573547
eternal kek, this is so normal in Brazil, some weeks ago some XBox were steal by the Indios here.
>>72576180
>XBox
Xbox original? Xbox 360 or Xbox One?
>>72575591
Brazilian royal family is still alive, it would be great give them the power again.
>>72576415
One
>>72561884
Não fique triste, Cauê
