THEY ARE ALL JEWS.
>>72546262
Jesus how vile.
>>72546262
There are plenty of homely-looking women in the world, too
>>72546262
I need that!
I don't have jews growing out of my ass cheeks.
>6'0"
>skinny
>handsome
>abhorrent amount of butt hair
>bring a grill home, she's dtf
>start undressing each other
>pants are off, her hands slide down my back
>when she reaches my ass her hands suddenly stop
>hear a retching noise from the back of her throat
>tells me to go turn the lights off
>turn around, she sees my hairy ass in its full glory
>she vomits on my bed and runs out of the house
This sort of thing has happened more than once. Please let this be real.
>>72546262
What is the biological reason for having hair in the asscrack? So it can have shit cling to it?
>>72546262
Can i use this shit on my balls?
>>72546775
Kek just shave your ass
>>72546618
>I don't have jews growing out of my ass cheeks
>being this bluepilled
Wouldn't mind getting my own ass hair removed.
>>72546794
That's part of it, think of it like how your nose and ear hairs help to block dirt and bacteria from getting inside of your body. Also it prevents chaffing which can give you rash, lead to skin infections etc.
>>72546794
Makes it easier for moisture to dissipate, that's important because skin is rubbing on skin.
>>72546775
Just shave you lazy motherfucker. Be glad you don't have something you can't fix easily.
>>72546863
>just stick a razor blade up your ass
Maybe you should do this faggot
What's wrong with shaving pubic hair?
these is relevant to me. I hate my butt hair
1. It's not gay to want a hairless, smooth and pretty butt
2. A lot of straight men enjoy stimulating their prostate
3. A lot of women enjoy pegging or otherwise stimulating their men that way
So it's not gay
But even if it was gay, it's 2015
Also many gay men like hair
>>72546859
you could remove your balls entirely, my friend
not like you use them.
>>72547055
metrosexualism
>>72546863
Tried it, apparently a red, chafed, bloody, stubbly ass is even more vomit inducing than a hairy one.
Also, a lot of it is packed right along the crack, impossible to shave. It's also super long (I can stretch a few strands halfway down my thighs), tried shaving it once and it caused the electric razor to jam.
>>72547142
Russian sluts appreciate them though.
>>72547081
I know right my parents caught me making out with like 5 doods one night and im like calm down I'm not gay its 2016 jeez, bigots. Amiriteee
>>72547225
your new bull, however, does not.
>>72547241
I don't think you should've said the word "jeez" there but otherwise you handled it fine
>He doesn't remove all his body hair except head hair
>he isn't a perfectly smooth qt
>he doesn't get all the boys
Wew
>>72546262
That guy has a septum ring.
Also I find it ironic that there's all this body positivity for being a fatty, which is entirely something you can fix with a better lifestyle, but I have never seen men marching down the street demanding that others accept upper arm or back hair as beautiful. Eventually I just accepted that I wouldn't look like some twink and that girls don't always like that sort of thing anyways. I moved on and tried not to be so vain. Do we need a men's acceptance movement just to keep them from being preening faggots?
>>72546775
i have a hairy ass as well, i knot that feel bro,
they grab my back then go down to my hairy ass and they immedialty stop toucihing me. but i still fuck the shit out of them
my girlfriend has a hairy butt as well. In fact Maltese are all very hairy (arab genes)
>>72547241
lucky it were only 5.. Imagine the reaction if it were 6 doods
>>72547172
Then don't go for such degenerate women you fucking tard
>tfw hairy ass
>tfw have to shower after every shit because of all the poo attached to my ass hair
>>72548187
Your people are very hairy indeed.
>>72548743
top kek m8
>>72546794
to keep two filthy layers of skin from being in direct contact I suppose
or simply the result of whatever gene that reversed hair pattern of apes
notice how ape chest, genitals, butt and face is bare, while it is hairy on humans
>>72548541
I know that feel, nothing worse than picking poo berries every time you shower.
I fucking hate my ass hair
>>72548541
>tfw when have no barb but a fucking forest on my ass
>>72546262
I think ass hair helps with friction.
Esp if it is sweaty. I removed it with hair removal cream a few timies.
Felt really nice and easier to clean after shit.
But I'm used to it. Would only consider removing again for rimjob from gf I guess.
>>72547081
wait it's ok to just shave your ass but not your legs? you can just shave parts of your body and let other parts hairy? and that won't look weird?
>>72550683
Unless your legs are a forest I don't see why you'd shave them
>>72547172
What the hell did you shave your ass with? Tree bark?
