What is the best sounding language and why is it french?
https://youtu.be/X8CNpNUKoQA
Nah man if you have ever heard some random french dude ramble in french you would change your mind.
>>72484157
I don't care about french dicks, it's all about that qt gril voice.
>>72483467
There is no best sounding language. If you have an amazing voice, you will sound great in any language. If you have a horrible voice, you will sound terrible in any language.
>>72483467
I love French. Italian and Spanish are overrated and annoying.
>>72483467
Banter: English
Elegance and Formality: French
Wars of Aggression: German
What is the worst sounding language and why is it Quebec French?
I like Tagalog.
It's like razor blades cutting flesh.
>>72486081
>If you have an amazing voice, you will sound great in any language.
I disagree, chinese sounds like shit with anyone's voice.
>>72483467
Standard East Coast American English is the greatest
>>72484999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tfjuc-pLU4
THIS is what converted me to believing it is the most beautiful language, besides Helena Douglas talking in her qt accent.
>>72483467
The French sound like they're sucking a dick when they speak French
QC the best
>>72486225
>>72486225
Everyone likes to make fun of German but it is a very sexual language that makes me want to HAVE ROUGH SEX.
>>72483467
Latin languages. Sanskrit is also pretty god tier
French has to be the most overrated language in the world.
>Only a few shitty countries speak it
>Every retarded female thinks it sounds beautiful
>Not many native speakers
>>72483467
i love german
>>72486247
va donc chier mon tabarnak vient donc m'dire ça dans face pis pas en arrière d'un écran voir esti d'éternel anglo d'marde m'a t'en calisser une bonne tu va rester tranquil mon ti criss tu pourra même pu t'en servir de ta trap mec j'aille fini avec toé mon saint sacrament d'mangeux d'marde d'esti trou d'cul qui s'prend pour un autre t'es chanceux que t'es la bas pis que moé j'ticite esti d'chienne sale
obviously English with an American Southern accent.
>>72486327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlILInD-JkM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_dx7CkA0ck
>>72483467
Japanese is the best sounding language.
>>72486305
Oh shit, Tagalog sounds pretty nice.
>>72486340
Man, french makes all those songs sound amazing.
>>72486548
Neither of those languages sound good tbhfam.
French or Russian.
>>72487297
protip, french is based on latin
so is spanish
and italian
>>72487218
Something about the brooklyn accent with girls turn me on.
>>72487236
Now you're just being silly anon.
>>72486555
>Only african-tier countries speak it
Here, fixed it for you
Persian sounds pretty good, it sounds like arabic mixed with an indian language, then the disgusting arabic/hebrew choking noises were taken out. Too bad it got stuck with the arabic alphabet though.
>>72486440
agree with you 100% on this. QC is the best.
![Laughing-Crying-Meme-04[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/r8ugvaQ.png "Laughing-Crying-Meme-04[1].png")
>>72489042
Ah yeah bro, le meilleur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRWZEwAqowQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPc-5SbiReo
French sucks. No one gives a shit about you froggy
>>72483467
>not thinking Russian is the best sounding
1) French
2) Latin/ Italian
Hard mode no romance languages.
My pick: Japanese,Greek, Lithuanian
Arabic sounds very manly.
>>72483467
in theory its a beautiful language
in practice it generally sounds like you have your tongue hanging out all the time
italian is nice
russian is surprisingly pretty
I think Spanish is underrated. People hate on it because of Mexicans, but listening to a sexy Spanish chick speaking Spanish is just as melodious as French.
ALL ROMANTIC LANGUAGES ARE SHIT
English accents and Spanish
>>72483467
Cute: Spanish, Russian
Lewd: English
Hot: ?
Cursing/Mad/Angry: Russian
Interesting: German
>>72483467
Latin actually
I wish people still spoke it outside of church
>>72493523
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>>72483467
French is objectively the best language, particularly for writing.
>>72492918
t. Muhammad
Latina est lingua bonissima. Or whatever it is I'm only in Latin 1
Yeah guys. Isn't it so hawt when you're banging a french chick and then she whispers in your ear "JE ME RENDS" I cum every time
>>72493248
What
Cute: Japanese, French
Lewd: Italian, Spanish
Hot: Russian, Finnish, Swedish
Angry: German, Scottish English
Interesting: Your mother being gangbanged by 10 black men
Boring: English
Best: Latin
English is and always be the best language.
>>72494078
>Spanish
>Lewd
Not at all, maybe because i hear it everyday.
>>72494129
You dont have the faggoty lisp all spaniards seem to have
>>72494129
Mexicans are the dregs of Spain, no offense
Kind of like how Australians are the dregs of Britain
>>72494087
English is just a dialect of French though
>>72494301
You're just a dialect of shit the British empire stood in, cuck.
>>72486307
There are exceptions.
>>72486327
>American
>English
ok m8
>>72494301
>english is a dialect of french
>dialect of french
>English
Australia, everyone
Best: Japanese
Good: French, German, Russian
Shit: Indian, Chinese, British
10/10.
can't believe this but inb4 butthurt italian
>>72494634
>Best: Japanene
I mute that shit in porn and anime. Fucking hell
>>72494675
jvoulais dire toi >>72486892
>>72483467
> Merovingian: I love French wine, like I love the French language. I have sampled every language, French is my favorite. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculer ta mère. It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.
French, German, Latin, Japanese. Depends on what the purpose is for and what you mean by "best sounding".
>>72487494
Yeah Russian sounds really beautiful.
>>72487297
Tagalog is Spanish + English + Sanskrit + Chino + Malay + Indo language.
>>72494301
IIRC, something like 50% of English words have their origins in French. Calling it a dialect is inaccurate, though.
>>72486247
Brusseleir.
I know because I'm one.
>>72490085
C'est sure qu'on sonne beaucoup moins faggot que les français, surtout nous autres les acadiens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VjHT3xBuc8
Ignoring roach meme, Turkish is kinda qt
>>72483467
Ehh the spanish are clearly better then the french. Spain and its bastard offspring has produced more then the frenchies ever will.
>>72486305
Really?
I can speak Tagalog and I really wish I could know what it sounds like from an outsider.
I thought it would be like what Thai people sound like or something.
>>72495291
Thai is monosyllabic and tonal, like Chinese, but the writing system is the craziest in language, and derived from Indic influence.
>>72490085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl2LB_9E7k8&feature=youtu.be&t=45s
Magnifique. Glorieux, même. Bravo.
>>72483467
Best language in the world is a qt 40 year old japanese milf struggling to speak in submissive english
>>72495291
The modern sounds like a mish mash English.
My friend told me the old one was like speaking in poems
>>72495621
This
>>72483467
English, because depending where you live it can sound like pretty much anything.
>>72495621
>qt 40 year old japanese
My dick hardens as it points to the coordinates of Japanese Islands
>>72495739
That the same with all languages idiot
You just cant hear different accents in other languages because you dont understand them
>>72483467
Isn't French based on the butchered Latin spoken by the legionnaires? It's essentially Latin ebonics.
>>72495638
yeah the old version of tagalog is like speaking in poems. Filipinos invented free style rapping we called it balagatasan. You basically talk shit to each other using rhymes
>>72486247
Ça change pas le fait que n'importe quelle de vos grosses albertaines veulenent nous sucer le pénis dès qu'on dit "bonjour".
Stay cucked, my friend.
>>72495803
>That the same with all languages idiot
Not nearly to the same extent as English you fuck
>>72483467
English and if you disagree you're a cuck.
>>72495862
>latin ebonics
How simplified is French compared to Latin? This is a full page of ways to use and write 'want'
>>72483467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__vHa_JZ_iM
No idea, but it's not Portuguese.
>>72483467
French, like german and other similar languages, sounds like youre trying to clear gunk out of your throat
High tier:
English (to non-english speakers it sounds quite beautiful and elegant)
Spanish
Italian
Mid tier:
Gaelic, welsh, scottish, pretty much all the british varients on English
French
Low tier:
Russian
German
Other eastern european languages
Shit tier:
Chink languages
Mudslime languages
African languages
Cheese greater on ears tier:
Dutch. Literally gobbledygook that sounds gross and fucking retarded
>>72496528
The International English with proper intonation is GOAT.
British/American English is trash.
>>72487865
no
i like it
dont tell me im not serious
french sounds like a drunk person
japanese is best to my ears
>>72491918
>nothing but endless combos of "ich" and "kov" and "y"
>>72483467
I like icelandic the most. Not when men speak it, but women.
>>72496772
Osakan > Tokyo dialect
>>72496772
I agree anon, Japanese is a beautiful language, I learned it for 4 years in university.
Shit tier: poo in loo
It actually seems to encourage speaking as if your mouth is perpetually dry. Like, I get thirsty just listening to it. And the "Tee" thing of course.
>>72483467
Maybe as far as sexuality French is good, but going off of names and titles, I'm pretty sure classic Latin is by far the most badass and best sounding language to ever exist
>Mfw Maximus Decimus Meridius
>>72497095
I studied it. But they speak so fast.
>>72497228
Fucking retarded name, he has three cognomens
They did fuck all research for that movie
>>72486225
based opinions
>>72495004
Acadiens: Les gens qui ne parlent pas le francais ou l'anglais couramment.
>>72497228
From how I always hear Latin pronounced I feel like it would take fucking forever to say anything in that language.
>>72486340
>you will never have a foreign fling where neither person understands each other but through body language you establish a report that's emotionally fulfilling but ultimately doomed and ends in a passionate moment
>>72483467
Midwestern American English, because it's the closest there is to having language without an accent. When you hear English on TV or in movies, it's this version.
>no harsh/exaggerated syllabaries or consonants
>very even toned
>no drawn out vowels or sharp accents
It's basically designed to maximize efficiency and understanding. That to me makes it beautiful.
>>72483467
>that argument in the comments
zozzle
>>72486247
Tabernak! C'est aleman.
>>72498065
>I'm glad I live in France where the muslims are nicer
>It's so nice in france
>Just come
>>72495402
My non understanding interpretation
>Magnificent. Glorious meme. Bravo.
>>72498092
America, you're drunk, go home.
You mean l'allemand, right?
French sounds absolutely disgusting.
Russian or any Slavic languages sound god-tier.
>>72498240
>Glorious meme
It's 'Glorious, even' oddly enough. Même means 'same' but thats how it is anyhow
>>72483467
English, by far.
Spanish sounds lovely and is a close second.
I realize German sounds terrible to foreign ears, but French is absolutely disgusting.
>>72483467
It's actually Russian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSK3BpSfULo
>>72495107
hello zera. hadzumazus. teskkurler. sagol. tesekkur ederim. cok tesekkur ederim. I don't remember the word cock. bir sey degil. bir sey degil.
>>72483467
best sounding: French and Mandarin
worst sounding: German and Vietnamese
Why can't Canadians speak French properly? Especially the "r" sound.
>>72483467
Nederlands natuurlijk
>>72498347
meme should be universal no matter what symbols are above it
>>72483467
This is now a Francoise Hardy thread
>>72487297
where did you find good-sounding tagalog on the net? all I can find is shitty taglish.
>>72483467
Italian
>>72483468
As long as it's a qt grill, every language sounds beautiful.
Now watch this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R-x2uFtXvI8
It's from a Belgian movie, but that's just the same as how people in the north of France speak, and it's very similar to how it sounds like in the rest of France, except with equally shittier accents.
Parisian accent best accent. Albeit French used to sound very different just some 50 years ago. Watch old French movies, and you'll realize people kinda had some Germanic/Russian intonations.
It evolved more than people realize over the last century.
>>72496683
What's international English?
SPANISH IS A MESS
SPANISH IS A WASTE
Top tier are German and Beijing-accent Chinese
>>72499057
>As long as it's a qt grill, every language sounds beautiful.
If she's latin american spanish still sounds like shit
>>72483467
ITT
>You're all wrong. It's my language.
>>72483467
french sound sexy as fuck. looks like any woman speaking french is trying to seduce you even if they dont.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy3XEoW6y_0
>>72498374
>I realize German sounds terrible to foreign ears
Not really, people just think the hitler associations are fun.
>>72499765
yeah, sadly the biggest german icon is hitler, and his speeches are known worldwide.
>>72499880
>the biggest german icon is hitler
Germany eternally cucked by Austria
>>72498504
>Mandarin
>best sounding
wew lad
Dutch with a Flemish accent
t. Flemishboo
>>72483467
Levantine Arabic is qt because it is heavily influenced by french so it sounds exotic but doesn't use as many pharyngeal/glottal sounds. Too bad Levantine Arabs are shit.
I think Russian sounds the best. Japanese at times can sound really neat too.
Hebrew, Mandarin, Cantonese and Arabic are all shit tier ear rape.
>>72496822
There are another words in it, not only names, you know.
t. Michailovich
>>72483467
French sounds like someone with a permanent nasal infection, like they always have a frog in their throat. This shows when they speak English, because then they sound like deaf school children who can't hear themselves talk.
Italian and Spanish are God-tier, anything else pales in comparison.
Also Slavic and Germanic languages besides English also are not very pretty either.
>>72494301
>think about responding to post
>see flag
Oh gee dodged a bullet there
Korean is nice but you can never tell if they are cursing, counting or spouting gibberish
>>72488319
Seconding this
>>72486307
I disagree. watch some red cliff my niqqa
>>72483467
If it's a tight little qt I prefer dutch
>>72486892
C'mon you know you could throw more apostrophes in there I used to msn my cousins from Quebec, and I had to pronounce that shit out loud to make it out
>>72483467
French sounds like a dog smoking a cigarette, ironically the French look like this too
Best language:
English
Irrelevant languages:
Everything else
Objectively worst languages:
Thai closely followed by viet
Why does Vietnamese sound so terrible? What motivates people to make such shitty noises?
ITT: /pol/ becomes /int/
