HERE WE COME INDIANA!!!
TIME FOR TRUMP TO GET BRUISED BY THE CRUZ IN INDIANA!
>Delegates
Fightin' Ted: 957
Sniveling Coward: 546
Geez Oh Golly: 154
>Volunteer for Cruz:
https://www.tedcruz.org/volunteer/
>Donate to Cruz:
https://www.tedcruz.org/l/conservatives-are-uniting-2/
>IN GOV MIKE PENCE ENDORSES CRUZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivKPNYrbA2c
>Ted Cruz ANNOUNCES Carly Fiorina as VP Pick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vtk7L1GKT2I
>Insiders to Trump: No majority, no nomination.
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/03/insiders-to-trump-no-majority-no-nomination-221219
>CRUZ HUMILIATES TRUMP, CALLS HIM A SNIVELING COWARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9slvYjAaS3U
>Ted Cruz destroys dindu in debate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ye1KDm3t4Q
>Can't Heckle the Conservative Cruzader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFI9QAbrKnw
>Ted Cruz doesn't fall for Liberal "Gottchya" BS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8BWRfOGB2M
>Global Warming Retards killed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl9-tY1oZNw
>Ted Cruz BTFO liberal media
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQLfaXzgE-0
>Donald Trump put in place vs a True Conservative
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM6qRl3dSME
>Trump Only Candidate to Lose to Hillary Clinton
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/latest_polls/pres_general/
https://www.tedcruz.org/
http://www.ontheissues.org/Senate/Ted_Cruz.htm
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>>70932357
Before any dumbshit Trumpfag falls for it, yes, this is a troll thread.
I love how Cruz general threads always become anti-Cruz Trump threads.
El Rato can't even save his own threads from Trump. What a cuck
>>72447370
what the fuck did you say you little bitch?
CAN'T BRUISE THE CRUZ
YOUR TIME IS UP DRUMF
>>72447370
>0.50 pesos have been sent to your trumpshill account
Time to vote for a TRUE CAWNSTITUTIONAL CONSERVATIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcEiDY5qBbg
>>72447397
>being this dense
>>72447397
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the dumbshit Trumpfag still fell for it.
>leaf
cruz is finished, he has no chance
slimy rat
>>72447193
maim anti-trump protestors
sic dogs on them
lob grenades at them
fire bearing sat them from slingshots
hurt them
they are lower than dogs. they care not for their fellow americans, or else they would respect our choice to support trump
they are nothign more than single-minded simpltons who thrive on nothing mroe than hate and violence
so throw violence at them
make their skin burn. their feet hurt. their eyes close. their hair dissappear. their skin scar. their limbs give way. their peers scatter. their friendships crumble.
show them that if they have no place for trump in the US, then the US has no place for their hate.
sstifle them. corral them. bag them. smash their feet and spank their asses.
arrest them. gas them. belittle their efforts.
they brought violence to us. now its time to show them what real violence is.
fuck anti-trump protestors and fuck the edgelords whom they support.
hurt them beyond repair. break them and do away finally with this divisionary, hate fueled bigotry. show them the hypocrisy of their ways
> old thread deleted
Lmao I fucking love these
I just voted an hour ago for the early voting.
I voted Shillary because I just dont like republicucks.
Theres no good contenders in either party though.
Guys, I need some advice from some true conservatives like yourselves... What's the best way to prep the bull? I've been using my mouth mostly, but I hear it's good to combine mouth with hands. I've also heard about people using toys.
What do my fellow consistent conservatives think?
Is Ted the Zodiac killer?
>>72447505
Do you guys give The Donald's delegates to Cruz on purpose, or is that just laziness?
>>72447745
Grant the bull Amnesty so he too can become a true conservative
Just tell him that MLK Jr. and Harriet Tubman were conservatives
>>72447745
Trumpcuck, you have a vivid imagination, that's all I can say.
You literally have no chance even if you win Indiana
There is a 97% chance of Trump getting the required delegates even if he loses Indiana
http://election.princeton.edu/2016/04/28/indiana-may-not-matter-any-more/
>>72447460
Trump isn't a miser like Bernie and Rato. He pays his shills very well.
>>72448130
I don't need to be paid to be a Trumpshill
MAGA is payment enough for me
>>72447193
Cruzmissile here. Does anybody have any good tips on how to prep a Bull for my wife?
Normally my routine is to massage him, cook dinner and feed him, lather him up with baby oil, and then put the condom on for him (jk he doesnt use a condom on my wife, kek).
I heard Glenn Beck has a great routine for prepping bulls but I cant find it on TheBlaze, which I check quite frequently.
TRUMP RALLY SOON
GET HYPE
>>72447980
>tfw 1001 delegates now
THIS IS THE PRIESTHOOD RISING
>>72447193
still waiting for idiots to realize that a vote for Cruz is a vote for Kasich
>>72448320
What happened?
I thought trump was at 950 or so after tuesday?
>>72447193
>Fightin' Ted: 957
>Sniveling Coward: 546
>Geez Oh Golly: 154
Reality comprehension level: Ted Cruz
>>72448555
It is obviously a shitpost.
why do you even try?
sage
>>72448533
its 1001 now. Look at his tweets
>trailing by 10 points
>>72447193
They do realize they are only helping Trump secure the California delegates right? Conservative Californians hate these fucking people and want a strong border. Disturbing the peace and flying a Mexican flag is just playing right into Trump's hands. Look at how much the Chicago riots helped Trump. If they keep this up, I predict Trump will get 140-150 delegates from California.
>>72448660
I know but he doesn't explain how. I'm curious.
>>72448742
Some unbound delegates saw the light thanks to nimble navigators.
>>72447420
>fucking leaf
>>72448886
I see
At this rate Cruz will lose by a YUGE margin
>>72448922
you wanna get knocked out motherfucker?
>>72447193
Ted Cruz campaign only makes sense if he expects to somehow spoil the race for trump and win on a second ballot.
Anybody can see that winning through a rigged second ballot would alienate most people from Cruz' eventual presidential campaign. Hillary Clinton would beat him easily.
His actions only make sense if he and some of the people in the republican party are trying to secure a win for Hillary Clinton. They do this because they're all paid by the same people. The same banks and mega-corporations. Cruz is literally campaigning to fuck over the Republican party in favor of the oligarchy that it represents.
Indiana fag reporting in, fuck Cruz. with Cruz you lose
>>72449043
Nah Cruz is just a delusional narcissist what you are describing is Kasich
>>72447193
Fuck off retard
>>72447420
Trudeau is a bitch.
>he learned boxing
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh woooooooooooooow....
anyone have a link to Trump's speech?
>>72449043
Speaking about rigging, Trump has more delegates as a ratio of votes received than any other candidate by the way delegates are assigned, WTA, front-runner bonuses, etc.. If he can't take the nomination with that advantage, he never had the support of enough in party even as the the front-runner to win. Even if Trump can convince unbound delegates to back him---as Trumpshills ITT and elsewhere are crowing about (without getting their panties in a twist or castigating back room deals as they would had someone reported that unbound delegates were choosing Cruz)---that spells disaster for the GOP's prospects in the general.
Trump and Trumpfags suffer from the delusion that all he needs to do is drag his sorry ass across the finish line just before the clock runs out and that everyone just falls in line behind him after throwing crushed rose petals across his path for him to trod upon. It don't work that way. You don't get to slander and malign each and every one of your opponents and the party to which they belong, with supporters of his attacking all those who backed others as viciously as they have, and then expect to have their enthusiastic support in November or those of the volunteer networks. You need people of the party excited enough about a candidacy & expectant of a win if you want them to maintain the integrity of the vote across tens of thousands of polling locations so that the Dems don't just outright steal it.
Given this, even if Trump can turn around polling that promises an epic blowout, Trump has fucked himself and the party.
Ted Cruz' campaign makes sense in that he expects to win by being that which Trump could not and did not attempt to be during the primary; a candidate who could unify the party behind him. Incidentally his delegate game wasn't designed to be part of the stop Trump movement. It was crafted before Trump got in the race and Cruz was the clear underdog going up against the establishment with all their advantages.
>>72447193
If he stops lying will he die?
>>72449853
Watch his celebrity boxing match. it's painfully obvious he in fact hasnt learned boxing
>>72447193
This guy has to be a serial rapist. What a cunt.
>>72452258
> Trump has more delegates as a ratio of votes received than any other candidate
Agree, Donald has 10 million popular votes versus Ted's 6 million.
>getting their panties in a twist or castigating back room deals
Good news is there will be no contested convention. Indiana isnt even needed anymore. Trump has 1001 delgates as of today and the latest statistical analysis shows him with amedian delegate count of 1333.
>Ted Cruz' campaign makes sense
Sure bro.
> a candidate who could unify the party behind him
Lucifer in the flesh, can get killed in the senate he wont even be noticed.
>Incidentally his delegate game wasn't designed to be part of the stop Trump movement.
SUPERIOR GROUND GAME!
>Cruz was the clear underdog going up against the establishment with all their advantages.
Kasich Alliance, Wallstreet lobbyist funding.
reddit r/conservative sure is leaking.
>>72452901
Given that both OP and you are Trumpfag shills, give it a try and let us know.
>>72447193
R A T B O Y S 2 0 1 6
Why are the trumpshills so fucking insecure?
>>72456487
You retards are just too much fun to mock.You are that pathetic.
>>72456737
What's pathetic is that you come into this thread every single time thinking anyone cares about your irrelevant country. Go outside sometime.
>>72456813
>What's pathetic is that you come into this thread every single time thinking anyone cares about your irrelevant country.
I know your dead brain can't comprehend irony, but you've been trying to shill your garbage candidate for how long now?
>Go outside sometime.
Take your own advise.My shitposts don't require much effort and can be done on my tablet while outside, retard.
>>72456487
Persecution complex? They are even more wildly out of step to their demo than are the typical /pol/ denizen, or similar forums.
Seriously remind of SJW to the degree they need to justify any act of their own or demonize every one of them who are opposed, and for as much as they circlejerk.
>>72457846
You done talking to yourself, retard?Sorrynotsorry your candidate is f'n garbage that the only thing he's good for is shitposting.
>>72457846
>the typical /pol/ denizen
The thing is that they're not even really /pol/ denizens. They are literaly redditors who came here before Trump caught a headwind on Reddit.
/pol/ was never a place for high quality discussion, I'm not that delusional. But you've probably noticed some changes here. For example, when's the last time you've seen pastebin being used? I've seen direct links to shit like buzzfeed and salon, with only a handful of people calling them out.
One thing that is good is that /pol/'s contrarian nature is slowly emerging. You're seeing people getting really fucking tired of the trumpshills who have become as bad, if not worse, as the Bernouts.
>>72458533
>One thing that is good is that /pol/'s contrarian nature is slowly emerging. You're seeing people getting really fucking tired of the trumpshills who have become as bad, if not worse, as the Bernouts.
Talk about f'n delusional.Poor samefag, you really believe the shit you type, don't you?
>>72456737
I refuse to believe Steve deace isn't autistic
>>72458533
>They are literaly redditors who came here before Trump caught a headwind on Reddit.
Well, the board's NatSocs were well out front in support of Trump; they're still chasing their fever dream. Libertarians have mostly fucked right out of political threads altogether.
>But you've probably noticed some changes here. For example, when's the last time you've seen pastebin being used? I've seen direct links to shit like buzzfeed and salon, with only a handful of people calling them out.
But as you note the outside influence have swamped even those
>/pol/ was never a place for high quality discussion, I'm not that delusional.
/new/ at least required folks to back their bullshit up half of the time. These shillfucks believe linking to pro-Trump blog sites count when arsed to do it at all.
>One thing that is good is that /pol/'s contrarian nature is slowly emerging. You're seeing people getting really fucking tired of the trumpshills
Waiting on the day it turns on them.
>who have become as bad, if not worse, as the Bernouts.
I've been debating posing as one if Trump actually takes the nom, reassuring them how at least he's not Hillary. Their fall will be harder that way.
>>72447193
With Cruz you lose.
>>72447420
n-nothing sir...
>>72460347
>Waiting on the day it turns on them.
You are gonna be waiting a long time friendo.I know it is requirement for rats to be retarded, but do you have any idea what the fuck are you even talking about?
Every day for the last year we've had dozens of Anti-Trump threads:
"Someone said something negative about Trump, he is BTFO now"
"Why are you voting for this guy, he is joke"
"muh bankruptcies"
""muh he used to be a democrat"
etc
Every day.
Your dumbass has exposed yourself as a newfag.
>I've been debating posing as one if Trump actually takes the nom, reassuring them how at least he's not Hillary. Their fall will be harder that way.
So you were just pretending o be retarded?
>>72461572
>oh, the lamentations
>us poor Trumpkins
>why do they hate us so?
And most every BBC thread is created by a WN hoping to gin up their day of the rope.
>>72462757
>us poor Trumpkins
Ironic considering you get triggered by Ratto shitposting.
Nah, i don't have a victim complex.In fact judging by Trump's constantly rising numbers all the Anti-Trump shilling for the last 9 months benefited him, no?
I'm just wondering why you pretend like the Anti-trump shills are a new thing on poll?
>And most every BBC thread is created by a WN hoping to gin up their day of the rope.
Nah, some of the negative Trump threads were just bait but not all of them.A lot of em involved tl dr autists.