83% of Japanese say that they want to be born in Japan again.
Of course, me too
Yes, me too.
It's even more of a nanny state than here.
It's also crowded as fuck.
No thanks.
Me three if nothing else to experience another culture than burgers and fries worldwide
>shrimp dick again
no thank you
>>72420833
Faggot
>>72420532
I wouldn't mind it, give the hikko lifestyle a go.
>>72420532
Japan.
- Earthquakes
- Tsunamis
- Sociosexual repression
- Radiation
- Broken People
- Swarming with yank troops
- Not allowed a real military
- Descended from chinese.
Yeaaaahhhh no thanks.
>>72420532
Why would you want to live two virgin lives?
>ever wanting to be born Asian
No thanks.
>>72420833
Don't worry, McDonalds totally hasn't spread all around the world
>>72420532
>>72420688
So that you have tiny cocks, short stature, black hair only, so many advertisements you can barely see your own nose, food made of biochemical matter and a culture that is failing continually, just to be at the technological pinnacle of humanity?
>>72420933
You could say the same things about Newcastle, 2bf
>>72420532
you need more niggers or/and nukes
>>72420996
Yeah but at least in Newcastle you're an hour's drive from Sydney :)
What do you call a Japanese man who manages to get laid?
A rapist
>>72420933
>losing your head over the japanese
its like my live action 1940s anime all over again
>>72420949
hey fuck you man.
I want to be a cute German girl in next life.
>>72421239
I see you like NTR a lot
>>72420978
Pay your debts Greece.
>>72421239
> hazel eyes
nigger
>>72421239
And what race will you come back as after you are raped and murdered by a Mudslime gang?
>>72420532
>83% of Japanese say that they want to be born in Japan again.
>83% of Japanese say that they want to be ugly again.
>>72421239
I wouldn't
>>72420941
Achieve Gandalf the white wizard status
Can you write in japanese "white piggu go home" ?
>>72420532
hmm... I don't believe in god or an afterlife so I've never thought of this question, though it's an interesting one.
>if you could choose the nation of your birth, which would you choose?
Honestly I'm thinking Australia would be nice, I fucking hate winter.
>>72420532
>>72420685
>>72420851
You're not fooling anyone, stupid Americans.
>>72420933
Gyaru also dying
Do Japanese people actually get raped on trains/subways/buses?
Why the fuck dont any of you faggots do anything? god you're a bunch of pussies.
>>72421701
It's a common japanese cultural thing, like the used panties dispensers
You wouldn't understand
I'm glad to be Japanese. Thanks God.
>>72421701
America too
I know because this book said so
Have family in japan
I would never want to be born there. It's a nightmare
>>72421701
thanks for letting us know what you jerk too
>>72421770
so do they think rape is okay or something???
if somebody actually did something about it would the person raping get put in jail or does nobody give a fuck?
>>72421812
Do train drivers really commit seppuku if their train is more than five seconds late?
>>72421952
Stop being culturally insensitive already!
>>72420532
In other news, 83% of Japanese never saw foreign countries ouside of animu.
>>72421913
no bro, Japanese people have blurry penises, cant jerk to that
>>72420532
Is 83% supposed to be a large number?
>>72420532
That picture is Japanese archery Kyudo.
>>72421952
>if somebody actually did something about it would the person raping get put in jail or does nobody give a fuck?
I think they are supposed to record and masturbate to it while keeping the phone at a reasonable distance (otherwise it's all pixelated and shit)
>>72421952
looking for a jap to answer my question, srsly curious now
>>72421952
> he's having that moment where he realises rape culture actually is a thing in parts of the world and not just a sjw meme
What's going to happen? Sure, one will get arrested every know and then, and it'll be dismissed. Prove it beyond reasonable doubt on a low def camera in a train filled with 2000 people who look the same
>>72421952
can i jap answer my question? im curious
>>72420532
How does it feel to be an American vassal?
>>72421987
> Japanese post 1945
> Having any concept of honor
Japan is objectively the best land in the world but the Japanese society is objectively the worst. 83% of Japanese would confirm that.
>>72421987
Yes. The shinkansen have little katanas painted on the side of the locomotive which indicates how many of its drivers have committed honorable seppuku. Look for them the next time you are in Japan.
rape in train actually happened years ago.
I fapped
>>72422310
Japanese culture and influence peaked in 1999, the release of the first Pokemon movie. Everything since has been a downhill slide
>>72421531
Hmm I think I would actually choose some "shithole" in the middle of no where like Kazakhstan, live has goto be so much simpler there, none of these first world problems to worry about, no retarded fucking politics to worry about, no wars, no immigrants
Just a modest spartan way of life in the middle of buttfuck nowhere and if you are lucky your parents set you up with some Qt from your town in worst case you get set up with someone not so cute but hey you wouldent give two shits casue you never got indoctrinated with western standards
>>72422310
I like this post.
Yes.
Good.
Keep it up.
>>72421701
tushy pushers make sure everyone fits on japanese trains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYefhPALCpU
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women-only_passenger_car#Japan
>Groping in crowded commuter trains has been a problem in Japan: according to a survey conducted by Tokyo Metropolitan Police and East Japan Railway Company, two-thirds of female passengers in their 20s and 30s reported that they had been groped on trains, and the majority had been victimized frequently.
>>72422420
I like this post
Anyone else watch Begin Japanology?
That show is addictive.
Why is Asuka pronounced Oscar?
>>72422205
Yeah, how does it feel, Canada?
>>72422059
When I was 20 years old. I wanted to be born in other country next time.
Then 10 years past. I choose Japan now.
Young generation doesn't know the world enough. So I think 83% means large number.
>>72422538
We pronounce it "ah, suka" in Russia
>>72421987
Yeah, everyone commits seppuku there. I complained about too much soy sauce on my ramen noodles, and the shop owner committed seppuku right there.
It got to the point I was able to have fun with it--whenever anyone gave you any crap in japan, you just said that they had disgraced their family and they killed themselves right there. It was pretty funny.
>>72422602
You sadistic cunt. Well played.
>>72420532
Hello Mr Engurish teachua weeaboo, how's life on minimum wage?
>>72422420
>tfw being Nip and never played Pokemon
>>72422575
kek
>>72420978
>food made of biochemical matter
just gotta hope this was some kind of translation error
>>72420532
What a bunch of weeaboos
>>72420532
I want to born in Japan too, when I reincarnate.
I just hope my karma is good enough for that.
>>72423063
I mean god, I've avoided them all my life. I have not a microgram of chemicals in my body. I don't want to live in a country where they're in every single food product you buy.
>>72423311
>want to be a manlet
>want to be a loser
You're good guy
I like you
>>72421239
>implying german girls like that will still exist
unless you want to be born in a racemixed caliphate, you're gonna be quite disappointed kyousuke-kun.
>>72420532
post full pic she is naked from the waist down.
>>72421458
>all these fatties and skinnyfats
>ugly uniforms
>ugly women
>ugly megane styles
This is not like my animus
>>72424839
The ugly ones are zainichi koreans.
>>72420949
Is that a soft spot there Elliot?
>>72422095
>Kyudo
There is a club in my city that does it.
>>72424756
I am sure glorious Germans will kick those filth out.
also my name is Yosuke. it's pretty close, Mario-kun
>>72421239
i can treat you like one
>>72420949
I'd rather be an Asian than a nigger
>>72426251
t. Abdul
LOL don't miscegenation, in the ~1000 years it takes for the probabilities to add up and produce someone with similar enough genetics to you that it reacts perfectly the same way to all the same stimuli, Japan would be an overcrowded dystopia or the Japanese would be so spread out in space that you don't get to be born in Japan.
It's a truly rare thing to live during a (near) peaceful time on earth, where our biggest problems had to be artificially manufactured.
If I'm going for civil engineering with robotics as my specialization, will I be welcome in Japan?
>>72420532
How can you live in Japan without jobs? I hope you studied at todai, because otherwise you can enjoy ハローワーク.
>>72422425
Sad
>>72423768
>>72427496
They are Trump supporters
Why do so many of you morons worship Japan?
>>72424839
Why do you think the animus exist nigger
>>72420532
Why japs so degenerate Suzuki chan?
>>72427936
westernization
>tfw Americans didn't invade and conquer Japan during our imperial age of Teddy Roosevelt
Hnnnngfff, imagine a Japan with a mixture of cowboy culture and Japanese culture as you have white/Asian hybrids everywhere in a mixture of east and west awesomeness
>>72428284
>Japanese culture
Let me guess, you learned everything you know about Japanese culture from anime and video games?
me too. Please someone find me a cute japanese guy okay? cute girl here
>>72422521
iis that the nhk series? then yes
>>72428376
Pretty much, I just love the ideas of Cowboys and samurai, those two genres always mesh perfectly
>>72422538
we pronounce is bazooka in the US
>>72428742
So basically samurai farmers with guns?
>>72426908
thank you, toth
>>72428931
Bro
No naming.
Please.
>born again
how does this belief explain surplus life in the system?
>>72429062
souls are not individual or seperate
>>72428890
And cowboy hats and cowboy boots
>>72420933
>it's dangerous, says Australia
>home of the inland taipan and death adder
>>72420688
>flag
it's not even crowded. just alot of people live in cities. also the cities are the cleanest and most well kept areas on earth.
>>72429062
He is Demiurge and maker of man, but as a ray of light from above enters the body of man and gives him a soul, Yaldabaoth is filled with envy; he tries to limit man's knowledge by forbidding him the fruit of knowledge in paradise. At the consummation of all things all light will return to the Pleroma. But Yaldabaoth, the Demiurge, with the material world, will be cast into the lower depths.
>>72420933
>radiation
in uninhabited fucking middle of nowhere
>>72429250
>>72422246
>flag
>>72429062
People sometimes have more than two children which does mean population growth, think of it as partial reincarnation up until someone's so similar that if you could accurately transplanted their (episodic and procedural) memories they would actually be you. But until that point these beings with a smaller fraction of your genetics will react only sometimes to the same stimuli, maybe even requiring some sort of chemical change.
BTW this doesn't discount the same person being born twice during the same time, like twins, but they generally grow up deliberately seeking different experiences, lives and personalities. It is biological and psychological.
>>72429298
Australians are the children of God, didn't you know? We do know when things are dangerous.
>>72429062
>being this autistic
Japan is truly a shit country. And please stop with the tech meme, all the innovation happens in the US (i.e, google, apple, tesla/spacex, IBM, qualcomm, silicon valley startups, San Diego biotech, etc)
>>72421701
I think its because they have separate carriags for each gender. So if a girl makes mistake of getting in the male carriage most nippos just become bros and don't say a thing about the rape.
Also, I have no idea if rapes are real or not, but you shoudn't believe in porn fetish as a day to day life.
>>72428742
Newsflash: IRL Japan is nothing like animes and games, that's what anime and games are created to escape from
Trying to learn about Japanese culture from anime and games is like trying to learn about American culture from a fucking Woody Woodpecker cartoon
God you people are cringey
>>72429957
>I don't now what bait is
>>72421458
So weird how they all look the same.
If you had a class like that over here you'd be wondering which guy broke into the sperm bank.
>>72421458
They are Korean students but there's not much difference.
>>72420532
Do japanese eat loudly? If so? Burn it all. If not, call me Jin.
I wish I was japanese ;_;
>>72429250
So basically japanese cowboys.
>>72429846
Japan has incremental innovation, they just make so many products and don't cut corners on quality so idiots are impressed by them.
I would say that video games are the field they are most innovative in.
>>72421239
How do the Japanese view the Germans?
Japanese are fucking weird how they come up with all those weird inventions.
>>72429250
>>72428890
>>72430992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_Bny22yLdY
>>72422538
A-su-ka and u sounds are very quiet in Japanese.
It's why desu sounds like des a lot
>>72431256
The day you discover the wheel you will understand, New Zealand
>>72431212
They must take back their pride as masterrace.
