Why isn't /pol/ alpha?
Why isn't /pol/ either lifting at the gym or picking up women at the club?
What is /pol/'s excuse?
>>72378863
taking a shit rn
>>72379048
post a pic of it
>>72378863
if you don't lift kill yourself
starting bodybuilding 7 years ago was the best decision ever
>>72378863
>taking the chad pill
>good idea
choose one
Gym is hard when you work 9-10 hrs a day plus caring for a baby plus getting a healthy dinner together. Not impossible but hard enough to not make it worth it.
>>72379300
kek
>>72379147
>>72379203
ask and ye shall receive
>>72378863
>picking up women at the club
So impressive to pick up drunk girls, no one besides the most alpha would ever succeed at that :^)
>>72379300
Do you have ever felt the power the take a boobcarrier away from her supporter without doing anything? The boobcarrier is magically drawn to some source it doesnt understand.
>>72378863
Because I don't want to be "alpha". I want to be some degenerate freak and have society leave me alone :(
But I also want to make money to support said degenerate lifestyle.
>>72378863
The definition of Alpha would lose meaning if everyone could be an alpha.
Therefore the fact that there are alpha's means that not everyone can be one.
I'm a beta, instead of dominating I manipulate and backstab, it's not that bad.
>>72379452
Ha ha ha, this is making me laugh, what translator are you using.
Fuckin love boob carriers
>lifting instead of kickboxing
lel
>>72379378
Vile
>>72379378
aussies really are shitposters
>>72379525
At least your honest, everyone else on 4chin has a 12" cock
>>72379623
Thread's over pack it in boys well done chaps.
>>72378863
Too autistic.
>>72379556
Didnt use a translater mate. But i somehow i think it fits.
I always imagine them walking around with a big burden of flesh, at least some of them. And i love exaclty that.
>>72379378
i am savagely masturbating to this
>>72378863
I do though.
>go to the gym during the day since I think there will be less people there so I won't have to wait on different equipment
>it is filled with kebabs and blacks who get free membership
>they're all talking loud in their own language
>>72379266
I started lifting 4 months ago but i cannot deadlift for for some reason, it hurts my shoulder blades. And i recently entrapped a nerve due to lifting which im recovering from. Seems like lifting does me more harm than good. What do
At home fucking you mom
>>72380150
Why would syrian refugees and blacks get free membership
>>72379378
love it
>>72380256
Well, it is not really free, it is paid with tax money, but it is free for them. It is so they have something to do all day to keep them from getting restless.
>>72380225
stretch/do accessory lifts instead
youtube mark rippetoe deadlift and learn how to do it properly, sounds like you are either using too much back or not pulling your chest up
>>72379378
Damn that's some really golden shit.
>>72380399
>UKrainians give niggers free fighting classes
this better be bait
>>72378863
>the club
>excuse
One needs an "excuse" to avoid degenerate, diseased sluts now? Beyond the fact that they're degenerate, diseased sluts?
You need to rethink your life, young one. Smearing gonorrhea across your sheets isn't "alpha," it's surrender to the lowest common denominator.
>>72380533
Lifting is not really fighting, but yeah, we do. We also give them free housing and some money to spend on whatever they want to do.
>>72378863
Working out doesn't make you alpha. It's not a bad thing either. But lifting weights doesn't turn a guy with a pussy mentality into some sort of alpha dude.
You're still some twat that can't talk to girls, you're not a leader and no one respects you because you can't formulate your thoughts.
You need to be strong in body and mind.
>>72378863
only ego-centric people go to the gym then brag about it on an anonymous forum
>>72378863
Its Thursday night you freak.
I lift and have been training for the local strongman comp we have next September. There is nothing better to be than a strongman. Big, burly, strong--everything a man should be.
>>72380443
Yeah i think im using too much back, I feel sharp pain in shoulder when I deadlift. I find it difficult have proper form.
Thanks for the tip, I'll watch it in a bit
>>72378863
>picking up women at the club
What is this, 1985?
>>72379048
next level shitposting>>72379378
>>72379452
what the fuck are you trying to say you fucking nazi?
>>72379378
Bitch that's some low energy shit
I am a woman and my turds are manlier than yours
Do you even shit three times a day leaving a glorious buff refugee lookalike down the toilet?
Just go knit and sew pretty gowns with your middle aged woman friends making sure you drown in shame and emasculate yourself
>>72378863
>alpha
>picking up women at the club
What a sheep. Clubs suck and the women are dirty. If they aren't dirty they're thieves or crazy. If you go to clubs to pick up women you are literal bitch-tier for men. A place where most people down a few drinks and put on a new persona and you're bragging about being there.
What a faggot
