Explain yourselves conservashits
>>72354740
T. Chilean intellectual
both promised a fuckton and then just died
>>72354740
One said
>Give to the poor
The other said
>Give to the poor or else I will take it from you through taxes
>>72354740
>ashkenazis
>the same as judeans
nice try
also
>occupy demoshills
saged
>>72354740
Jesus didnt believe in focing people to give to others.
Jesus suggested that everybody shared, Sanders wants to make it a law and force everybody to share.
>>72355228
Exactly this.
Give to the poor, not give to the government so that they can give to the poor.
Also, Jesus doesn't exist and things are always better in 2D.
>>72354740
>Jesus
>Socialist
He was a Civic Nationalist Mercantilist like Trump. Dam Liberals are dumb.
>>72354740
Anyone have up to date filters for shitposting and board sliding?
>>72354740
1. Irrelevant
2. Jesus Christ was an Israelite. A Jew is a descendent of Israelites who rejected Christ and cooked up the Talmud, a hateful anti-Christian book.
3. Nope. Jesus affirmed the Old Testament laws and in the New Testament his Apostles were pretty clear." Jesus' concern was the salvation of men's souls, not the division of their property among others.
>For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: "The one who is unwilling to work shall not eat."
2 Thessalonians 3:10
>>72354740
Fixed your OP image for ya
>>72354740
Bernie Sanders compared to Scrooge McDuck
1. Both have crazy hair
2. Same economic policies
3. Both had the same chance of being president
Explain yourself libcuck.
Jesus used a whip of cords to drive the merchants from the temple. Bernie Sanders is the merchant in the temple.
>>72354740
Jesus was not a socialist. Jesus urged free will giving, not a voracious state that sucks up tax revenue with claims that they have charitable purposes. Tax collectors were considered the worst in 1st Century AD Judea, even though they were not beyond repentance and redemption in Our Lord's eyes.
The Apostles' voluntarist commune they formed after the Ascension of Jesus did not come with taxes and penalties for failure to pay them.
jesus didnt use the campaign money to buy himself a luxary car
Bernie was a carpenter? Bulllllllshiiiiiiitttt
>>72355745
He drove the merchants out of the Temple because it is meant to be a house of prayer.
Bernie wants to force people to give him more money. Very different things.
>>72355341
Jesus was a real person that walked on this Earth and he was crucified.
>>72355680
found the underage
>>72354740
>Occupy demokikes b8 FB image
>/pol/ BTFO!!!!
>300 replies guaranteed
It's so fucking easy
>>72355928
apparently an incredibly shitty one but yes
i love it how those morons think that "socialist" is a synonym for "generous."
The real question is if liberals think Bernie is so awesome why do THEY hate one but love the other.
>>72356276
Liberals love Jesus... as the prophet of Islam.
>Sanders took his first bride to live in a maple sugar shack with a dirt floor, and she soon left him. Penniless, he went on unemployment. Then he had a child out of wedlock. Desperate, he tried carpentry but could barely sink a nail. “He was a shi**y carpenter,” a friend told Politico Magazine. “His carpentry was not going to support him, and didn’t.”
Lol
>>72354740
>2 Thess 3:10
>If anyone is not willing to work, let him not eat.
>Bernie
>free shit for doing nothing
Seems legit.
>>72354740
Unlike Sanders jesus had a steady income and had jobs before he 30. Unlike Sanders, jesus preached what he believed in. Sanders only preach about stuff that he thinks gives him hope. Unlike Sanders, jesus actually used the money he gained for good while Sanders buys a new car from donated money. The list goes on
stop replying to image threads like this. the OP did not even debate anybody.
Jesus strongly advocated for USA, the number 1, to be run by private corporations.
It's written somewhere in the new testament, I think.
>>72354740
jesus wasn't a filthy socialist
>>72354740
>Jesus was a socialist
Really getting sick and tired of this meme.
>>72356922
he was
>>72356950
jesus was a pathetic cuck
>>72354740
There's more important moral/religious issues for conservatives like the war on Christmas or wedding cakes for homos
>>72354740
Jesus have died for our sins. Meanwhile another one is commitng them.
>>72354740
Bernie:
>related to Jews
>is a man
>vouched for a group with "socialist" in the name
Hitler:
>related to Jews
>is a man
>vouched for a group with socialist in the name
OH BOY, I GUESS SANDERS IS HITLER NOW
>>72354740
I'd totally vote for Bernie if he gave away all his possessions and money to the poor and walked the streets eloquently preaching about peace and love, whipped the piss out of Jewish bankers and renounced their religion.
I thought he was just another "Israel is my greatest ally" millionaire, though?
>>72355109
fpbp
>>72357037
Jesus wasn't a socialist. He took the bread and fish and divided them among the people. This was named a miracle because if anyone else tried it then it wouldn't work and the people would be left with scales and crumbs.
The miracles aren't a goal for the future of society. They are a warning against trying to do things that require you to be the son of God to do successfully.
>>72355887
>Jesus urged free will giving
"Give, or else you're going to burn in hell forever" is as much freedom as the "freedom of speech but not freedom of consequence" shit leftists give us.
>>72358342
It doesn't say that anywhere in the Bible my friend.
>>72355235
>Jesus suggested that everybody shared
Where? What fid he say?
>>72354740
Jesus
>any religion that was made by man is not the word of god
>he was secularist
>Was a good carpenter and didn't quit his job and lived off of his parents money till 40 something until he got his first full time job.
>Jesus heal men and women with terminal disease or disability
>Sanders touches a baby and it dies.
Makes perfect sense I can see how they get confused.
>>72354740
Jesus did not believe in violence, dipshit
>>72354740
Excuse me, I'm a Slav. Hail Dabog and Perun
>>72354740
Nice one, Texas!
>>72358759
It does in Matthew 25:31-46, buddy. It's pretty clear about it even.
>>72356072
Shouldn't you be prepping the bull? That's another hour in the chastity cage for you.
>>72356062
>americans
>>72355888
I don't support anyone's side in this meme battle they call the Amudican "election"/who ever has the most money to spend wins- game, but that clearly isn't him.
>>72354740
Bernies a pussy who didnt attack Hillary for her bullshit. Jesus went against the corrupt jew powers of his time for their corruption. Something good ol Bernie aint got the balls to do. Take down that comparison
Is there a website that makes these type of memes?
>>72358800
>Sanders touches a baby and it dies.
Kek
>>72356062
>americans
>>72358966
No, it doesn't say that anywhere nor implies it. All it says is those who were righteous will receive a place in Heaven.
>>72356072
>uses the word cuck
>underage
>>72359004
Look it up Denmark fag. I'm sorry you don't know something which is considered common knowledge.
>>72359633
>>72355341
>>72359004
>>72359634
>>72359765
>No, it doesn't say that anywhere nor implies it. All it says is those who were righteous will receive a place in Heaven.
41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’
44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’
45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’
46 “Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.”
Isn't bearing false witness a big no-no in your cult? Stop being such a dishonest faggot.
>Using religion to justify your worldview is for bigots and stupid people I.e. conservatives
>Bernies just like Jesus that makes him the best candidate
>>72356072
Cuck angers you faggoys so much because it sums up your whole existence into two syllables
>>72354740
So is Sanders going to be crucified soon?
>>72359977
It's like with that Goebbels quote about calling a Jew a Jew.
>>72359948
If you honestly believe that is a one way ticket to hell, you should read the rest of the Bible. If you want to use one chapter to justify mass condemnation you need to keep in mind all of the other chapters which speak of salvation.
>>72359933
>siding with the christian
What the fuck Austria? I thought all civilized European countries sort of agreed that religion is bullshit since the 90's/early 00's. Why are you suddenly changing your mind?
>>72360203
You're moving the goalpost, but that's to be expected from an honorary jew.
>>72356072
>Found reddit
>>72360217
Friendly reminder that /pol/ is a Christian board
>>72360153
made me kek.
youre getting a crown of thorns soon enough, bernouts.
>>72354740
Jesus was not a socialist
He was anti materialism
>>72359004
>>72359634
There are historical evidences that prove Jesus existed and was crucified.
>>72360424
A lie repeated often enough doesn't become the truth, Hahnrei.
>>72360523
>There are historical evidences that prove Jesus existed and was crucified.
The crustifiction is to the Christians what the holohoax is to the modern Jews and leftists.
>>72360569
Calling the truth a lie doesn't make it one.
>>72360362
No, I'm telling you that if you want to use one chapter for a specific use all other chapters must be considered before you issue a verdict.
Which is just true. You don't take one part of any system and use it as an end all be all when there are thousands of others parts to it.
>>72360767
>"/pol/ - Politically Incorrect"
Nowhere does it mention Christianity.
>>72360884
>Which is just true. You don't take one part of any system and use it as an end all be all when there are thousands of others parts to it.
You mean like the "nationalist" Christians that can maybe cite the tower of babel? Kek
>>72360424
Friendly reminder spouting religious shit on places like fucking 4chan is one of the reasons nobody likes modern followers of fairytales.
While we're on the topic though. How the fuck can you not see that christianity was blatantly stolen from what the authors referred to as "pagans"? All they did was change a few things and add some rules that didn't allow people they didn't like to live.
>>72360463
If you knew what socialism actually is, you would've known how stupid you look for writing this.
>>72354740
you could literally do this with anything...
>Jesus
>Socialist
Jesus and Bernie both aren't real. I've never met either of them.
>>72355457
>Civic Nationalist Mercantilist
Nice mess that doesn't mean anything
>>72361187
this
never sailed the globe either. for all i know it isnt round.
>>72361177
Instead they're giving money to churches - and those churches give the money to shitskins. That's so much better, isn't it?
>>72360717
m8, the crucifixion of Jesus has less meaning than the events that happened afterwards.
>He suffered, and the third day he rose again, ascended into heaven;
The "main" pillar of Christianity is resurrection,so the method of execution is more or less irrelevant.
>>72361177
Yeah but how the fuck are you going to "take care of the poor and helpless" in a modern society Cleetus? Who is going to do it if the government doesn't? Are you seriously implying you have a former homeless person living in your house? I don't think you do.
>>72361429
>m8, the crucifixion of Jesus has less meaning than the events that happened afterwards.
>The "main" pillar of Christianity is resurrection,so the method of execution is more or less irrelevant.
Yeah, but those aren't included in your historical evidence :^) The holohoax per se isn't that important either, it's the gas chambers and open grills and masturbation machines that make the lie effective.
>>72361073
No. I see all you do is jump through hoops and divert so I won't be anymore.
Take care.
>>72362043
Sorry that you can't handle not being able to have your cake and eat it too. Bye.
>>72362219
Sorry that you can't partake in a discussion without resorting to diversion because you aren't able to answer questions after you've been exposed.
The funny thing is you are the Jew. A living breathing tool of the Jew but you just don't realize it. Sorry that you have abandoned your ancestors to be cucked by the eternal Jew.
>>72361670
I was refering to the fact that he could have even being speared to death (ib4 spear of destiny, that didn't kill him) and the only thing that would change is that Christians would have lots of spear symbolisms rather than crosses.
Also, there IS evidence of the crucifixion.Although there is debate about them.
>>72354740
Tell me where in the bible that Jesus claims to support a socialist form of government.
>>72356062
>americans
>>72354740
Jesus believed in giving to others on you're own will. Bernie wants to force people to give to others. Which is more touching, giving to a poor person because you felt it was the right thing to do, or having a mob force you to give to the person. Option one you have a choice, you didn't have to give to that person, but you did because you're a nice guy. Second option you have no choice, chances are you wouldent give to that poor person but you are forced to. No one thinks you're a good person in option two because you did it because you had to.
>>72362996
>people that are massively ignorant of their own ignorance
Enlighten yourself instead of being blinded by the Jew.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus
>>72354740
Jesus was more like an Anarchist or a Libertarian.
He never said "create a state and let it do your charity for you".
>>72356062
>americans
>>72362927
>Being wealthy is shit tier
>Be charitable
>Explicitly shit on capitalism
You could cite biblical passages supporting each one of these statements as being Christ endorced
>>72362539
>Sorry that you can't partake in a discussion without resorting to diversion because you aren't able to answer questions after you've been exposed.
That's rich coming from the guy that said "no, it doesn't say that in the bible" to being pointed to where it says it in the bible to DENYING that it says that in the very bible verse you got sent, to moving the goalpost to an interpretation of the whole bible that would also fuck the "nationalist" Christians in the ass because they rely on cherry picking more than I do.
Also, calling me a jew after I've called you an honorary one due to your disingenuous nature is a pretty pathetic exhibit of "no u". What is this, kindergarten?
You also said you'd fuck off just a post ago, so you've been talking out of your ass AGAIN :^)
>>72362659
>Also, there IS evidence of the crucifixion.
Historical accounts written decades after the alleged fact isn't really evidence. Also, like you said: the issue is with the resurrection, that's what I talked aobut.
>>72354740
You are a master baiter my good sir. But I'll play along. Jesus didn't push sword control, his universal healthcare cost virtually nothing, he could multiply food, and anyone who can turn water to wine is like able no matter their political views
>>72355228
Render to Caesar what is Caesar's.
>>72358800
>sanders touches a baby and it dies
is there a reference here I'm not getting?
>>72363183
He also said give to Cesar what is Cesar's and God what is God's.
He was definitely not a socialist and not much of an anarchist either.
He never came to abolish the law, just to fulfill it.
>>72363637
What you said it said, and what it says are not the same.
I told you to the rest of the Bible is important, concerning Damnation and salvation. The only one who cherry picked anything was you.
>>72354740
Well I'm atheist and I support Trump.
>>72364092
faggot
>>72363462
You can be charitable under any form of government. I want to hear where in the bible Jesus specially states that he wants this to be done with state coercion.
>>72354740
Why do Bern victims and lib tards spend so much time shilling here?
>>72358172
"I do not mean that others should be eased and you burdened, but that as a matter of fairness your abundance at the present time should supply their need, so that their abundance may supply your need, that there may be fairness. As it is written, “Whoever gathered much had nothing left over, and whoever gathered little had no lack.”
"All who believed were together and had all things in common. And they were selling their possessions and belongings and distributing the proceeds to all, as any had need."
>>72364164
holy shit
>>72363637
>the issue is with the resurrection,
Wellp you can't prove if he did resurrect or not. It all depends on your beliefs. That's why it is a dogma of faith.I don't believe he actually resurrected and thus I'm not Christian.
And comparing it to the six gorillion is nonsensical.The holocaust is used as a victim card, the resurrection of Jesus as an example to Christians.
>>72364092
>What you said it said, and what it says are not the same.
But it is, it literally says "you're going to burn forever because you didn't give food and shelter to them". It can't get any more explicit.
>I told you to the rest of the Bible is important, concerning Damnation and salvation.
Then it's also important about whether or not nationalism is supported in the bible, and that one story about a tower doesn't negate the egalitarian hippy faggot that was Jesus.
>>72354740
Jesus never practiced Judaism and was Galilean
all he did was perform miracles and talk to himself
>>72364164
>>72354740
Fuck off Texan cunt.
>>72354740
Because one was the Son of God who paid the ultimate price to give us everlasting life, the other is a communist old person who wants to make us pay the price so he can give free programs to lazy bastards.
>>72354740
>19th century political ideologies being retroactively applied to 2000 year old religious figures in order to create leftist propaganda
Triggered
>>72364699
>rabbi yeshua bin yusuf
>not jewish
>>72364258
Why are there trolls on /pol/???? I really want to know!!!
>>72364938
Jesus was seen as only a human prophet to the Jews, they never worshiped him and hate him to this day
>comparing Christian saviour to a Jewish man
>all these shillings lately
REEEEEEEEEEE we need purge NOW
>>72364424
>Wellp you can't prove if he did resurrect or not.
I can't prove that the kikes got killed by masturbation machines either so I have to go with how likely that story sounds and whether or not the evidence provided suffices. And it doesn't.
>And comparing it to the six gorillion is nonsensical.The holocaust is used as a victim card, the resurrection of Jesus as an example to Christians.
The holocaust is used to guilt trip superior people. "Jesus died for you on the cross, why don't you accept him and repent [and pay an annual fee to our church :^)] from your privile..erm, sins, you filthy pagoyn?" has the same intention and same effect. Because both is semitic in nature and needs to be dealt with.
>>72355109
Second reply best reply
>>72359948
Dude that's a parable, not an actual doctrine.
>>72356062
Pew pew, 'murca, pew pew
>>72360424
Deus vault
>>72360884
Parables are to teach lessons, if we took them literally, than we should know that all sheep go to heaven, and all goats go to hell
>>72354740
>implying all conservatives are religous
>>72363886
Render unto God what is God's. He was just talking about paying your taxes, in the end it isn't worth having a revolution over a simple tax, you'll be rewarded with heaven.
>>72363886
Example of the separation of spiritual and civil
>>72361096
>MAXIMUM FEDORA
>>72363886
>socialist faggot tries to bend the quote to support his narrative
fuck off
that quote means that you should never allow the state to dictate your religion or how you believe, not to lick boot like you
>>72364980
>Why are there trolls on /pol/???? I really want to know!!!
Weren't you here the last election?
It is going to get MUCH worse after the primary the DNC isn't even hiding they are paying shills to shitpost
>>72365559
Where do I find dogmata in the Bible? How do you differentiate? Why would an allknowing god let a clusterfuck like the bible represent his word on earth?
Too fishy to take seriously.
>>72366393
>ebin hat meme :-dD
>>72354740
Jesus said "render unto Caesar that which is Caesars" not "Take other peoples shit and render it unto lazy niggers"
It's simple really
>>72366718
The men who wrote the book were inspired by God not directly written by God.
>>72367026
I'd inspire my followers better if I was the only god that's allknowing and allpowerful.
Guess that power is wasted on the equivalent of the glue sniffing potato in the back of the class. Whatever floats your boat though.
Jesus said "Sell your cloak and buy a sword".
He also said "two swords are enough" which implies dual wielding is a good idea. Just throwing that out there.
>>72367382
jesus was an rpg fan
>>72367247
If the Calvinist are right, then I guess your not supposed to understand it.
>>72367382
>>72367436
One could almost call him a LARPer :^)
>Jesus
>helping people is voluntary and done out of the goodness of your own heart.
>Sanders
>You are forced to give up your earnings to have your money funneled through a large government organization, that will likely be wasted on government contracts, with a small amount of your tax dollars actually going for causes you agree with.
>>72367446
That sounds like a cop-out. A cheap one too.
>>72354740
Jesus was a nationalist capitalist. Read Luke 25 on the parable of the talents.
>>72367883
But it would be true, only the elect would be able to understand the word of God. Total depravity and all
>>72354740
Where do you live faggot? Kill yourself
>>72368138
>only the elect would be able to understand the word of God
Convenient for those "elect", what? :^^^^^^)
>>72368354
Yep Calvin's theology was very dry and some would say cruel, but consistent in many ways
>>72368354
i almost completely agree with what you have said, but if you dont cut out your smileys soon we're gonna have a problem.
>>72354740
Jesus was a socialist? Did socialism even exist in biblical times!?
>>72354740
Jesus wasn't a socialist, when will this meme end? He wanted people to WILLINGLY give to the poor, not by force.
>>72368557
I thought that practice deserves 6 noses, not just one. Sounds like something a certain tribe would come up with.
>>72354740
