>NEW DELHI: India has set up eight laser walls along the shared border with Pakistan and plans to activate four more over the next few days, Times of India reported, citing a senior Indian Border Security Force (BSF) official.
>A laser wall is a mechanism to detect objects passing the line of sight between the laser source and the detector. A laser beam over a river sets off a loud siren in case of a breach. The laser walls will cover stretches of treacherous terrain and riverine areas.
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India plans to cover more than 40 vulnerable unfenced stretches along the Pakistan border with laser walls, with the home ministry giving it a top priority to prevent any infiltration, Times of India said in an earlier report quoting a home ministry official.
http://www.dawn.com/news/1254993/india-activates-eight-laser-walls-along-border-with-pakistan
>>72329706
Wasn't it confirmed India was the one exporting disguised terrorists into Pakistan?
>>72329706
SO?
>>72329706
Your telling me, that India is going to put up laser walls along Pakistan, the same India that's paying people to not poop in public areas. Really?
Peace through power
What does India have to protect with the exception of a lot of potential fertilizer?
So that's what that dot on their heads are
>>72329874
>tfw you realize our pooing in loo has hindered our wall building expertise
You poo'd in loo today, India.
You poo'd in loo like a big boy.
We have our priorities straight.
http://gadgets.ndtv.com/science/news/isros-irnss-satellite-launch-set-to-give-india-entry-into-gps-club-831364
aka regional "GPS" today.
Poo in Loo later.
If I were Pakistan, I would remotely obstruct the laser's path and set off alarm for shits and giggles
>>72329706
Goatfuckers on suicide watch
>>72329706
Good idea.
>>72329807
>pissing in a sea of piss
>>72330537
india faggot. poo in looo
>>72330003
Why would light have a shadow?
>>72330632
>land of the free
>have to poop in claustrophobic closed spaces
>a-atleast i have m-muh magazines
Pooping outdoors is GOAT
>>72330014
A lot of people, so you can add value and meaning to your NEET life by making fun of them. So that your day doesn't go to waste. So that someone is there to read your shit-posts. So you can take Australian MINIONDOM to greater heights.
Pic very related.
>>72330823
We like to poo in peace also population density means your used to pooing next to other people
>>72330208
>You poo'd in loo today, India.
>You poo'd in loo like a big boy.
Toppiest of keks!
>>72330015
No, that's St.Georges wife's period blood so we don't forget you guys have cunts for wives who wipe their pussy and leave the rag outside and some fucker thinks it's your flag. The red cross on your UNION JACKASS is actually his wife's pussy juice.
>>72331024
>Toppiest
Failed American Education.
Just end yourself with a blunt instrument.
>>72330617
Kek
>>72330856
>>72331065
>>72331149
why so butthurt, m8?
bandi ne kaat diya kya?
>>72331149
Hey Mr. Butthurt, I am a fellow follower of Buddha. Im rooting for you guys, if you are going to have such a huge population lets get a real army together and wipe out the mudslime together. Really, fucking going to space while your rivers are just trash is kind of fucked m90.
>>72331065
Ahahah so butthurt, go die of dysentry u malnourished little man.
>>72330329
>We have our priorities straight.
Suuuuuure, meanwhile
>people dying of preventable diseases
>drought destroying crops and lives across the nation
>people not pooping in toilets (memes aside, its true enough)
>illegal immigration from bangladesh
>corruption at all time high
But no, the country has more important stuff to do like launch a fucking Mars mission or a GPS satellite or world's cheapest phone or other trivial non essential things because why the fuck not
India is the weirdest country on this planet with the most messed up priority list.
On one hand we have incredible feats like Mars mission and on the other kids dying because of some minor disease like diarrhea
>>72331006
Average toilet cost: $200-$400
Cost of installation: $125-$250
>thank you, greatest ally
>>72331261
Everyone needs punching bags.
>>72331387
>>72331261
Some Indians are based as fuck. Why are others so blinded by the memes and have to constantly shout about how India is perfect in every way?
>>72331477
Yeah, you're the world's punching bag you chubby little mudgremlin.
When you think of it, 4chan is just a big virtual Indian street for the whoole world to enjoy.
>>72331477
what happened?
college course failed or girl is not giving you attention
>>72331485
I think they are trying to release their pent up beta energy.
>>72331418
so the pentagon had been stealing from the american tax payers that was in the 90's and they got sloppy
theres no way any one can tell now we got the war on terror going on and nobody has the time to sift through tons of paper work and try to track down every box of bullets ever bought
>>72331485
We know it's fucked, but why talk smack about our country? If someone ridicules it, we'll obviously defend it..
Does nobody else do this?
>>72331544
>malnourished
>>72331356
> chubby
Oi Laddie, you Donal' Trump?
Then why you contradictin' yisself in under 3 minutes. You are a waste of human DNA, innit?
>>72331477
And hygiene, but you didn't get the memo.
>>72331722
Fuck off Colgate
>>72331643
array yaar bas pooch mat...
why not just laser all the poo?
>>72331685
"No, that's St.Georges wife's period blood so we don't forget you guys have cunts for wives who wipe their pussy and leave the rag outside and some fucker thinks it's your flag. The red cross on your UNION JACKASS is actually his wife's pussy juice."
I'm talking about having this much pent up virgin rage.
And surely whenever you post you get at least 5 replies saying "POO ON LOO" so why bother replying to those and getting annoyed?
>>72331387
Poop reform is a slow process that will take decades.
Also the ISRO is getting a lot accomplished for what little budget they have, so quit yer bitching.
>>72331724
Nah, Indians are all skinny fat, they manage to be both chubby and malnourished.
>>72331793
Even your language says poo
Pajeets make sure to purge the pakis from the face of this planet they are the lowest of the lowest scums, later we shall help you with your loo developments.
>>72331685
>We know it's fucked, but why talk smack about our country? If someone ridicules it, we'll obviously defend it..
>defending your shithole of a country
This is the finest specimen of toxic nationalism right here.
Your love for your country is making you blind to all the problems and the shortcomings. Not being able to identify the problems means you'll never be able to tackle them, or solve them
If you truly love your country, be a little critical
>>72331418
tfw it's cheaper to hire an Indian to eat your shit than it is to install a toilet.
>>72331814
I'm compensating for Gandhi.
What's your problem? You wanna ban me? You wanna fight? Why don't you take your head out of your ass and start fighting for some air, you fucking fruity Jack?
why not build a wall of poo
>>72331793
are bhai bol bhi de.
sab anjaan he yaha
>>72331387
so what should be done according to you?
Hmmmmm
Makes me think
Great trump laser wall?
>>72331936
>tfw the only person brave enough to handle your defense is an Indian. Good try, leafy. Good try. Now eat my poo.
Wouldn't this just go off at animals crossing, and not really be effective?
>>72331387
shut up shit caste slave
>>72329706
>Laser wall
>Animals pass by
>Sirens everywhere, all the time
Uh?
>>72331962
You don't make much sense, probably hallucinating from drinking Ganges poo water. I can guarantee that you are a smelly goblin.
>>72331065
That's a little wordy, Pajeet. You should probably leave.
Or, in terms you'll understand: GREETINGS TO HAVING MADE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE PAJEET I AM TOM PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL OF SHITTING IN DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS THANK YOU FOR CALLING COMCAST
>>72332069
That's not something his construction companies would profit from. It will be old school bricks and mortar I'm afraid.
>bottom caste dying of dystentery
>a problem
>>72331814
I don't know about that guy, probably a fucking Bihari
Mate this isn't even 5% of the bullying we do and face growing up as children, it doesn't bother us a bit
It's fucking nothing
>>72329706
>be Pakistani
>buy cheap plastic RC drone
>fly it into a bunch of laser walls and waste Indian resouces
>xhundreds of troll pakistanis
>India dies
>>72329706
>can build lasers
>can't shit in a toilet
Are Indians worse than niggers? Niggers don't shit in the open
>>72331921
Don't forget to vote for Congress.
>>72332169
>I can guarantee that you are a smelly goblin.
No, that's just your bad breath. Brush your teeth and then continue your assumption game, Britlame.
And start smoking so your comprehension improves.
>>72330690
because fuck you long live Kane is why
>>72330617
>shitting in a street of shit
>>72332264
Yeah because niggers live on your currency.
>>72332175
Read to Lead - Donald J Triumph
>>72332376
>Pakistan
It's like pissing in a sea of piss.
>India
It's like shitting in a street of shit.
>>72329706
woulda been better off building wall out of shit your most abundant natural resource
I've hit 10 posts. G'bye Anons.
I feel much better. Sorry if i hurt anyones feels.
t. Ranjeet
>>72331921
If you have such a victim complex you're free to fuck off to Pakistan
>>72329706
Shouldn't they be worried about building laser toilets first? They could be made to detect if the poo hits the loo and then make celebratory sound.
>>72331921
>toxic
>nationalism
Pick one
>>72330690
Because Tiberium you dummy.
>>72332603
kek
>>72332208
But can we get lasers also?
>>72332299
I'll vote for the party i choose worthy to lead, thank you
>>72332544
>>72332675
Just look at yourselves, you're defending this shithole with everything you have
This is exactly why this country wont improve, because there are people like you who will defend and justify every retarded action, policy, and practice to make sure India doesn't look bad to the world.
>>72332495
Holy fuck.
You act butthurt whole thread and in the end apologize too?
are you a beta or virgin or both?
>>72329706
>laser walls
Trump better start taking notes
Great, now it will smell like burning poo
>>72332986
>practice to make sure India doesn't look bad to the world.
Come on Pajeet, it's 2016 and that ship sailed years ago. You have nothing to lose anymore.
How do you feel about the law forbidding finding the gender of a fetus in India?
>>72331724
Indian trying to operate /pol/ speech - just stop.
>>72333487
Shitskins tend to abort non-male babies, so it's a good idea.
>>72329706
Here's me hoping it was an illegal infiltrator vaporizer. I was hoping we could buy some.
>>72331418
>mfw I can install my own toilet
>>72330537
Why are you so intolerant of pakistani muslim invaders dont you want them to rape your women and spread islam?
Sounds pretty dumb
Takes one stone throw to put the country in alert
Imagine the ebin trolling
>>72331387
You motherfuckers dont even have jell-o to calm down your diarhea
>>72332986
The country won't improve because of bleeding heart liberals and defeatists like you.
If defending your country's good name against retards who don't know jack about Indian policy and politik except from poo in loo memes makes me a fucking spaz, well shit
>>72332986
t. Paki
>>72332986
t. Manmohan Singh
>>72331387
Reminds me of Europe during the Middle Ages.
Giant palaces and shit being built for the wealthy when most of the population lived in squalor.
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>>72333968
I doubt the thing will be so sensitive, it will probably only alert on man-sized or larger laser interruptions.
It won't be difficult to fool but it's better than nothing.
>>72330014
Clay.
>Invading a land of poo
>Now a land of poo and lasers
Some kind of 80s post-apoc film.
>>72331387
spotted the communist
Weren't things like this outlawed by the UN?
Or am I thinking of anti-missle laser defense systems?
>>72333968
They obviously have correction for stuff like that
A bird flying through wont trigger the mechanism because of the time and width of the object
>>72334045
>tfw its been ages since i last ate some jello
TIME TO EAT SOME JELLY!~
>>72334121
>The country won't improve because of bleeding heart liberals and defeatists like you.
Sure it wont, but im neither. I dont believe in not taking action because of the feeling of defeat, im just telling you to be a little critical of decisions by the country. They might be batshit insane when you think about them well. We indians are taught at a young age to 'adjust' and 'adapt' to our circumstances, but leaving politics to go by the flow is retarded.
>If defending your country's good name against retards who don't know jack about Indian policy and politik except from poo in loo memes makes me a fucking spaz, well shit
Defending your country on the internet? How trivial are you?
>>72334476
No but seriously, a fucking Mars mission? That isn't doing anyone any good. Why not focus a little on development of the people before exploring ayylmaos. Its only logical
>>72331793
>>72334681
Idhar aake frustration nikal
>throw rock at laser
>alarm goes off
>run away
>>72334732
waha kya kar raha he bhai?
chhoti aankh ki vajah jaanne ki koshish. My research topic
>>72329706
They shit so much on the street right?
Why not compile all that shit, place it around the border as a wall.
The smell, the sight, the feel of designation will force Pakis to flee back to their shit hole.
>>72335041
naa re, seriously?
job he ya india wale padhne bhi jaate he korea.
>>72334648
I maybe trivial, but at least I'm not a cuck going "Thank you massa, I is a good slave"
Also nice cherrypicking there mate, nevermind the high GDP, large military, growing industry, high % of young population, nationalist government, nah I'll conveniently not see them and bitch about backwards ass biharis shitting on streets because that's the fave of the nation.
If you're such a fucking intellectual what are the policies you are critical of?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nirmal_Bharat_Abhiyan
This and countless many government policies happen to fix the sanitation issue, but no I'll be a fucking commie and bitch about it
>>72334882
They're installing >10
If a rock sets off 1, that's less of an alarm than if they're all tripped.
Face it, India is catching up to us quickly and we're likely to get a shrill cunt as our next President.
It's ogre.
>>72331418
>India
>Makes $10 smartphones but can't a $10 toilet.
Those $10 smartphones may be shitty compared to the latest iphone but are still millions of times more complex than any toilet in this planet, including Japanese toilets. Get your priorities straight Apu.
>>72335112
kuchh mote logon ne 3 din ke iye pratibandh laga diya hai. Bharat me hi hoon
>>72331620
>When you think of it, 4chan is just a big virtual Indian street for the whoole world to enjoy.
Kek they have legitimate problems shitting on eachother it's so so sad. ....n funny. ...
>>72335300
>India is catching up to us quickly
Come on now America
SHITSKINS FUCK OFF OUR BOARD REEEEE
>>72335441
The smartphones actually cost a lot more than that, its around 150$ but is 10$ because of government subsidies. The government wants it to be a cheap phone for the masses while still being free from government programs (like Obama phone)
>>72335711
>American
>white
>>72335924
Poo
>>72336078
62%
>>72335284
>Also nice cherrypicking there mate, nevermind the high GDP, large military, growing industry, high % of young population, nationalist government, nah I'll conveniently not see them and bitch about backwards ass biharis shitting on streets because that's the fave of the nation.
Why the fuck would i focus on the achievements? They're things we already have achieved.
Are you the kind of person who'd rather be "oh boy i sure am glad we achieved x 100 years ago" or "we need to achieve y in the next 10 years"?
>>72336326
Your country is 99% shit, 1% non-Indians
>>72336476
This. blindly following the party line that everything is all good is what will make sure it all stays shit.
>have laser walls
>still can't take a shit like a normal human being
>>72336874
eternal anglo working hard to destroy another country
>>72336476
Yes, but did you poo in it?
>>72336476
None of those are achievements from the past you dumb fucking nigger, I was literally reading stats off Wikipedia.
They're happening right now, but no there's no helping commies like you.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_India
http://www.globalfirepower.com/country-military-strength-detail.asp?country_id=india
>>72336874
What party line? I was just merely stating facts. Maybe you don't want to believe that India is rising up, but it's a fact and no matter of dissonance is gonna help.
>>72329706
it's too bad laser walls sound way cooler then they actually are
>>72337156
Celtic
>>72336476
Underage b&
>>72336476
t. Rahul Gandhi
>>72337204
The government's priorities are extremely fucked up, helped along by people like you who refuse to see it.
>>72329706
Instead of laser walls, how about this
>realize there's an endless amount of people in India
>forcibly get all able bodied men into military
>cover every bit of border with armed soldiers
>wait a month or two
>a massive wall of shit now stretches from one end of the border to the other
>release pigs to feed on fecal matter
Mussies would never cross such a fine work of indian engineering
>>72337421
http://rural.nic.in/sites/TSC.asp
Fuck off you dumb cunt, it's called policy and all fields are covered.
Don't talk about things you don't know jack about.
http://www.planetcustodian.com/2015/10/03/7873/indian-villagers-worshiping-newly-built-toilets-instead-of-using-them.html
>>72337204
>They're happening right now
Thats nice man, but try to understand
There's no end point to a country's development. Just because we achieve something, we sure can celebrate, but not stop.
>but no there's no helping commies like you.
>commie
>using big words without knowing their meaning
>>72337352
>>72337413
See, this is the same shit every damn time someone criticizes india, you faggot just dont want to hear about the shortcomings. We wont improve either
>>72332083
Isn't he a wanted terrorist in India? Isn't he all pro Khalistan movement?
http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/26/asia/india-national-history-museum-fire/
RIP entire history of Pooland
>>72337989
>See, this is the same shit
>shit
POO IN LOO
>>72330690
The lasers ionize the air making the air opaque which casts a shadow in bright,direct sunlight.
>>72335284
Your high GDP is due to a large fucking population. Look how GDP is calculated, and you will know a lot of it is fucking bullshit and not a real world indicator of if things are good or not. It is about standards of living.
As much as I loved my time in India, it does show how GDP and real world experience are two different things.
