I am the Jahrtausendhahnrei (Millennium Cuckold). You wanna know what that is?
Well, let me explain.
The normal Hahnrei only gets one present from his black bull: a black child. The Pozzhahnrei already gets three presents, because Pozzhahnreie are greedy little bitches. But the Jahrtausendhahnrei, he doesn't care about trifles like that. He wants to be the biggest cuckold of the millennium. At all costs.
Sure, looking at the arising Hahnrei-Culture of the United States whose BBC(„Big Black Cock“)-Porn-Jews are tricking whole generations of white men who with their Hahnrei-Parties even dwarf the Baroque-era France, you come across competition as hard as an adolescent Congolese pleasure-rod in erect state.
But the Jahrtausendhahnrei doesn't let himself be the wind taken out of his sails, no, the Jahrtausendhahnrei has his goal always in front of his eyes. And his goal lies in a Metropolis of Western-European cuckoldry: Berlin.
Arrived at the Eastern Station I look for information at the Refugees-Welcome-Info-Stand and ask for the biggest refugee shelter of the city. The two young blonde refugee helpers can of course show me the way and so I venture forth towards the Cuckold-Colosseum, the Hahnrei-Versailles, the Pozz-Paradise: The biggest refugee shelter in Germany. 924 well-built young men of African heritage reside right now in the house, it's just da bomb.
I distribute the prepared invitations (finally my Arabic course has paid off at the VHS. Yeah!) And hope that tomorrow at noon all 924 well-built young men of African heritage will arrive at the Republic Square to celebrate the biggest cuckold ritual in human history. My girlfriend is very excited about the event and me too of course, among other things, because I have not seen her naked in months.
The following day, all the 924 well-built young men of African heritage are found as planned at the Republic Square in front of the so-called "Reichstag", the nerve center of the German Cuckoldry. In the crowd I can even hear some German snatches of conversation like "deutsche Frau große Brüste" or "ich töte sie fucken" and my penis is a bit stiff. My girlfriend's eyes are shining and her mouth is drooling at the sight of the Neubürger(new citizens) assembly and on the windows of the Paul-Löbe-Haus you can sporadically see Green politicians who are probably excited about what's going on over here.
I sit down cross-legged on the grass, and ring the bell and with bongo drum beats the Jahrtausendhahnrei-Ceremony is opened. My girlfriend throws herself towards the asylum-seekers on her knees and rips her clothes. The sign for the fugitives that they can begin. And they do as I told them: They bring their tree-trunk-like cocks out of their pants and begin to masturbate. Some of them satisfy my girlfriend in the mouth or vagina, while I repeat Bongo melodies from my Africanistics-module from university. If an African is "done", he ejaculates in the face or on the breasts of my girlfriend.
Bist du wieder fleißig (You)s am abstauben hier
After about 500 men have donated their semen, the body of my girlfriend is covered with Neubürger-sperm to a great extent. Meanwhile also SPD- and Linke-politicians and even a CDU-politician watch the ritual.
When all the 924 well-built young men of African heritage are done and my girlfriend is lying semen-drenched and ecstatic on the Republic Square, it's my turn. A fugitive now takes over the bongo drums. I bow on all fours over the body of my girlfriend. I notice that meanwhile also a lot of other bystanders have gathered at the Republic Square, mostly female-born students.
I plead a fugitive to hump my boypussy and blitz-fast I too feel the majesty of an elephant-esque African-schlong. Anally floating on Cloud 7 I begin to lick the ejaculate of the fugitives from my girlfriend's body. All 924 loads! Well, not quite, a portion will be leaked already in the ground, but nevertheless here is a large amount of semen. Through each body crack my tongue slowly winds towards my big goal: to be the Jahrtausendhahnrei. After 15 minutes of sperm-slurping it is almost completed. The body of my girlfriend is clean again, the asylum-seeker takes his penis out of my anus and I suck him until he comes. That was an extra load, kind of.
The bongo drum sounds one last time and the roaring applause of hundreds of spectators overcomes the Republic Square. The politicians are crying tears of joy, Claudia Roth would want to give me the Bundesverdienstkreuz(Federal Cross of Merit). The cheering masses are seaming the path to the S-Bahn-station that will bring my girlfriend and me back home.
Full of pride I post from the S-Bahn on my Tumblr: “Now I'm the Jahrtausendhahnrei. Finally! #refugees welcome.” May another potential challenger confront himself with a hard test.
>>72327125
fuck off back to krautchan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DqiCMpB4q8
>>72327608
#vollknorke
Dachte sie haben dich erwischt?
>>72327832
Dieser "Hans Entertainment Antifa" violatet meinen Safespace aber sowasvon, das is echt nicht mehr hip. #oyvey
