Let's see how much of /pol/ can understand the English that is used by most native Brits (mæthtolk), as opposed to the English used for official purposes, like the government, signage, international business, etc. (buktolk).
>Do'bi chee'in wi gügel translä. Æ do'wån tha klikkin eniö bu'öns inyö bræsö.
>Istha lekkin aftö sküwel?
>Astha no'bludi figudi æ ye?
>Filinyö de'äls dæn thy. Thenæl pasi on'ö mimanajö.
>Thal tolk propö aftö this, ætelthi!
Post what you think I just wrote!
>>72317123
"I have autism"?
>>72317173
Southerner detected
>>72317123
>old english, a Germanic language
>died out centuries ago
>do you guys even know real english
that's some nice bait there, brit.
>>72317123
Sorry, I don't speak bong. Please learn a real language like American.
thanks
>>72317123
>Let's see how much of /pol/ can understand the English that is used by most native Brits
>by most native Brits
>>72317123
Look mate, inknow you're still recoveringg from the "WE WUZ EMPIRE AND SHIT", but nobody talks like that anymore.
Sure, LARPING every once in a while is fun, but please can you stop being Autistic, you're making Alex Jones beleive in Autism.
TRIGGERED. Remove that Flag of England, you racist bigot.
>>72317123
>Post what you think I just wrote
"I am a gigantic faggot. Please rape my face, praise be to Allah"
>>72317123
The last one is "they'll talk proper after this I tell you!"
Let me do the resr
>>72317372
We do in England, outside London and the SE.
>>72317123
This is a Quran free board thx
Don't be cheating with google translate. I dont want you clicking any buttons in your something
Are you playing after school?
Have you not figured it out yet?
Not sure.
You'll talk properly after this, I tell you.
>>72317491
Very close.
>You'll talk properly after this, I tell you!
>>72317372
Ead t' Yawksha m8
>>72317123
>Istha lekkin aftö sküwel?
Are we playing after school?
The only thing I could understand.
>>72317123
Don't be cheating with Google translator. I don't want to ??
??? after school
Has to no bloody figure have ya
????????
They'll talk proper after this I tell ya
Don't be cheating with google translate
I dont want the clicking in your bones in your browser
Is that looking after school?
As tha no bloody figudi are ye?
Fill in your details down there. Then I'll pass it on to my mom Nigel
That'll talk proper after this, at will thee!
>I think i got 40% of it right
>>72317550
bræsö = browser
The one you missed is:
>Fill in your details down there. Then I'll pass it onto my manager.
>>72317123
>It would be a tragedy of near mythical proportions if you were to seek a technological solution to this quandary, my good man
>I wonder if you might enjoy a bit light sparring before tea? It's a sprightly day, after all, the birds are singing in the trees and the fair maidens could not help but be impressed by an athletic spectacle
>Have you even the slightest conception of what has explained to you, you young whippersnapper?
>Feminism is cancer, don't you know
>The lost secret of social advancement is a swift and easy command of refined elocution
>>72317123
>Don't be cheating with google translate. I don't want that ??????
>????? After school
>Has nobody figured it out yet?
>??????????
>>72317123
You're a faggot, OP, but I'm bored so I'll give it a go.
>Do'bi chee'in wi gügel translä. Æ do'wån tha klikkin eniö bu'öns inyö bræsö.
Don't be checking with google translate. I don't want that clicking anyone's buttons into your browser.
>Istha lekkin aftö sküwel?
Is that (something) after school?
>Astha no'bludi figudi æ ye?
(something) nobody figured (it) out yet?
>Filinyö de'äls dæn thy. Thenæl pasi on'ö mimanajö.
wew
>Thal tolk propö aftö this, ætelthi!
That (will) (or They will) talk proper after this, I tell ya!
>>72317641
Very close. Istha = Are you
>>72317644
>>72317651
Impressive!
>>72317123
>>72317491
>>72317564
Don't be cheating with google translate. I don't want you clicking any buttons in your browser.
Is the licking after school?
Has nobody figured it out yet?
Something something don't they. Then I'll be passing it on to my manager.
>>72317123
I'm from Lancashire. I'll give it a go but no promises.
>Do'bi chee'in wi gügel translä. Æ do'wån tha klikkin eniö bu'öns inyö bræsö.
Don't be checking with Google Translate. I don't want you clicking any of the buttons in your browser.
>Istha lekkin aftö sküwel?
Are you ? after school?
>Astha no'bludi figudi æ ye?
Haven't you bloody figured it out yet?
>Filinyö de'äls dæn thy. Thenæl pasi on'ö mimanajö.
Fill in your details down there. Then I'll pass it on to my manager.
>>Thal tolk propö aftö this, ætelthi!
You'll talk proper after this, I tell you!
Most of it seemed to be Yorkshire dialect although some of it could've been East Lancashire or Manchester too.
>>72317576
It's sad to see the old orthography falling out of use.
>>72317802
Yes! Amazing!
lekkin = playing, I believe from Old Norse.
not politics
>>>/int/
>>>/trash/
>>72317865
Interesting, never heard of that before. I'm from West Lancashire where we lost most of the old dialect so deciphering that can be harder than it seems.
>>72317802
And you're right, it's Yorkshire dialect.
>>72317681
You're mostly right.
Tha = you (singular), thal = you'll, lekkin = playing, astha = have you, no'bludi = not bloody
>>72318089
Well, I was close at least. Interesting though that Tha and Thal are You and You'll, I never would have thought that.
How about these words?
Maftin
Nithered
Foggy
Bain
Mithering
Siling
Muggy
Mardy
Maungy
Snickersneeze
Bool
Flittermoose
Flaycreak
Kecks
Balling/Roaring
Spanish
Larking
Auld
Allus
Clarty
Bray
Twagging
Dowly
Yope
Yon
t .East Yorkshire
>>72318235
Yeah, you did good.
Tha comes from thou.
>>72317123
Here are the two that were obvious. Could probably figure out the rest, if I were interested.
Do'bi chee'in wi gügel translä.
Don't be cheating with Google translate.
Astha no'bludi figudi æ ye?
Has no one figured it out yet?
>>72317219
Living in the North of North Yorkshire and I still can't understand half of this shit. Fucking pleb.
>>72318249
I'm from West Yorkshire and I have no idea what any of those mean.
>>72317123
the fuck is this northern bullshit
>don't be cheating with google translate. i don't you you clicking any of your buttons in your (what the fuck even is that)
>are you (the fuck is that) after school
This is headache inducing
>>72318575
It's West Yorkshire dialect written with a bit of Scandinavian and German orthography.
>>72318784
I'm sure there's more Scottish in that than Yorkshire
>>72317295
This isn't even old english, it's some autistic faggotry that OP has made up.
>>72317123
Don't be cheating with google translate. Something about after school. Fuck it I give up.
This thread should be thrown in the harbor.
>>72317123
You're going to bomb the infidel along side your favorite goat?
>>72317123
''I am despicable Anglo scum, feed me Aryan babys''.
>>72318249
Muggy - hot/humid
Larking - having fun and roaming around
Auld - old
>>72318825
Tbf theres a lot of similarities anyway, we both say "aye" for example.
>>72318654
Maftin - Hot
Nithered - Freezing
Foggy - First
Bain - Child
Mithering - Moaning
Siling - Raining
Muggy - Humid
Mardy - Moody
Maungy - Moody
Snickersneeze - Get someone back, but in a playful manner
Bool - Roll, like a tire or a pram
Flittermoose - Bat
Flaycreak - Scarecrow
Kecks - Trousers/underwear, interchangeable with kegs
Balling/roaring - Crying
Spanish - Licorice
Larking - Playing, similar to lekking i guess
Auld - Old
Allus - Always (tha can allus tell a Yorkshireman, but tha can't tell im much)
Clarty - Sticky
Bray - Beat someone up
Twagging - Skipping school
Dowly - Miserable person
Yope - Shout
Yon- Far or adjacent, eg, Yon end, yon side.
>>72318876
Get thee to Yorkshire.
>>72318984
Damnit Hank this is a helluva burger bar! I just ain't about to lose my M16 to no soccer liberal! Let's put the SUV on the parkway in the lot and grab y'all some nachos and cheese. Jalapeño peppers, my ass!
>>72319094
All correct
>>72319205
those were the only ones that we use here desu, could probs have guessed a couple others
>>72317372
>WE WUZ EMPIRE AND SHIT
People stopped speaking like this several hundreds years before the empire was at its peak.
>>72319116
Thanks! There are a couple of similar terms over here: kegs instead of kecks, midering instead of mithering. We have bray and muggy, but I'd forgotten them because I haven't used them in over a decade. The rest are new to me, though.
>>72319147
>implying "ain't", "y'all", "axe you a question" didn't come from England.
>>72319359
I'm not disputing that. Damn cockneys.
>>72318249
Mithering = annoying
Siling = it's either something to do with farming, or rain
Muggy = weather that makes you sweat
Mardy = sad
Bool = a data type, having two values (usually denoted true and false), intended to represent the truth values of logic and Boolean algebra
Is flittermoose a bat? I only know that because fledermaus is german for bat
Kecks = trousers
Larking = playing
Auld = old
Allus = always
I've heard clarty before, but I have no idea what it means
Yon = that thing over there (e.g. from yon far country)
family's from lancashire, so I hear a few of these from time to time
>>72318825
Scotsman here, there is no Scots or Gaelic there whatsoever.
It's edgy neo-pagan bullshit, why the fuck is it using scandi and Germanic letters? They haven't been used in ohr alphabet for centuries or millenia.
Its contrived and artificial. Synthetic.
Speak English faggot
>>72319827
>>72319116
shit I should have scrolled down
bain is child? I've heard barn / bern / something like that
>>72319909
Poo in loo first.
>>72319909
>>72320162
Oh, and I want proof. Carve a timestamp and the thread number in the loo poo.
>>72320045
Bairn is the Scottish form.
>>72317520
Twat
