DANK OC:
Maga Man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f70JI3Hf6-Y
Unofficial Trump Campaign Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD7inyUaA6Y
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
WA- 5/16 in-person
NJ- 5/17
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23
>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 991/ UNHOLY TRIUMVERATE (Cheater and the Eater + Horselip): 722 (568 & 154)
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Indianapolis, IN 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVlmTJjDgU4
>Trump & Knight Greta TH 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfuZfmZy-vs
>Foreign Policy Speech 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW8RqLN3Qao
>Acela Primary Victory Speech 4/26/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N5SRESaRUc
INTERVIEWS
>Trump & Eric on Hannity 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTnIX9PAoRo
ENTERTAINMENT
>”False Song of Globalism”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vyhOMJXHPA
>Kasich Eats Ice Cream w/ a Fork
https://twitter.com/MyDogShotMe/status/725183227275665408
>Killing Monsters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKffJc5m8k4
>Crud refers to a hoop as “Basketball Ring”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWnes__fPGg
>Megyn Kelly STOMPING the Rat!
https://twitter.com/KLSouth/status/725079744400789508
>OverTrump: Rato Fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziJsEEnd2D0
>Colludin’ Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrUWL9w-Jw
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
First for Trump
MAGA
First for Jeb
I hate this blonde bitch on MJ
posting in a dubs thread
>into the shed, ted.
I hate Katty Kay. Why do americans keep putting limey cunts on tv?
>>72314571
thank you
What beautiful digits.
Will Donald Trump stop the rain?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbiHDsVJvCo
>>72314584
She is rather vile. Can Trump deport her?
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>>72314601
Its that shitty fake accent that people think makes them sound more intelligent.
Americans dont realize the British are not posh, but are all Jeremy Kyle guests
What the fuck is she talking about?
Hasn't Obama bombed more countries than Bush?
>>72314601
They aren't American, but they speak English and have a lot of opinions on how we should run our country.
>>72314645
She's a dumb cunt, what do you expect?
How big a role does election fraud and voter suppression play in your generals, America?
Republicans benefit from it insofar as suppressing niggers with voter ID laws etc, and Dems benefit from illegals being able to vote for them.
How would Trump be if he used his own money to fund a "get-out-the-ID" push and insist that IDs are required to vote? Would the benefit from no illegals outweigh the drawback of extra niggers?
>>72314522
>>72314645
yup
KEEP COMFY AND AWOO~
>>72314559
>high energy
>>72314571
>low engergy
Good ol' Washington state for Trump
>>72314571
BUILD GUAC
>>72314682
More Americans died in Afghanistan under Obama than Bush. Weird the MSM never seems to bring that up.
>>72314753
I like it.
>>72314708
>election fraud
Nobody has hard data since republicans don't look into because "das raycis" and democrats don't look into it because it benefits them.
My dick tingled
lmao jane's wife is talking about laying off thousands of berners on morning joe
what a beautiful morning
Did Bobby Knight fuck up his appearance at Trumps rally yesterday?
Why is Morning Joe leading like this is the case before going to commercial?
>>72314830
*bernie's wife jane
>>72314708
it's a complicated issue, but basically, anytime my favorite candidate loses, the vote was rigged.
Goodnight, babies. Please keep my video in the OP and be sure to like, share, and subscribe for more MAGA videos! Help me achieve my life goal to have my video shared by the Don!
TRUMP BTFO AND STUMPED FOR GOOD!
JUST HOW CAN HE COMPETE?
>>72314677
Jesus, does that fake posh accent not annoy the shit out of you?
>>72314845
Because Bobby Knight is hilarious
ayy
>>72314773
They're to busy making fun of the one candidate that wants to keep America out of it.
>>72314859
>>72314859
>will he ever recover?
>>72314858
>be sure to like, share, and subscribe
>>72314708
Voter fraud is something libs are convinced is a meme issue and the right says is rampant and makes those ID laws but no one ever looks into it.
The problem is, actual, real voter fraud is very easy with Diebold voting machines deployed in key swing states like Ohio
>>72314887
>"a serial child molestor"
>>72314858
You're going to bed? I just woke up.
>>72314903
>falling right into it
Anon, I...
>>72314859
and the crowd
>>72314933
it's 2:30 where he is. if you're on east coast it's morning.
>>72314933
>just waking up at 3AM
NEET life huh?
>>72314933
Kek yeah, I go to be around this time and wake up around 9-10.
>>72314887
Sanderstein wife is manly af
>>72314858
Good luck on the job interview faggot.
It'll do you some good.
>>72314874
It does. But I personally find most accents that aren't American in origin to be annoying, so I'm biased.
>>72314888
Norway gets it.
>>72314983
I go to sleep around 9pm and wake up around 4 normally lol
>>72314887
>obese communists
>>72315006
Thanks! Yeah, it's time to start making money again. I want that gratification and I want guns, which require money.
You guys have a TLDR on Trumps speech yesterday?
>>72314887
So glad I bailed. Yuck.
Also Tom Cotton actually is a Manchurian Candidate. He's under Mind Control
Can someone tell me what would be wrong with a Trump/Cruz ticket?
>>72315033
That grandpa sleep schedule tho.
>>72315059
>>72315075
after he called him lyin ted hundreds of times?
>>72315075
This
>>72315089
Early to bed early to rise!
>>72314924
The funny thing is every other country in the world thinks it's insane that you don't have any ID laws. It's not hard getting an ID.
>Facts don't care about your feelings
>>72315075
Why would you even entertain an idea that will literally never happen?
do we have to hear that leatherface sing? please dont show it joe
>>72315142
True that. Well good morning and good night, Benjamin.
>>72315075
>>72315098
Or after Cruz sat and lied about Trump on Tuesday listing off all of Trumps policies in reverse
>YAY OBAMA CARE says Trump
>YAY COMMON CORE says Trump
>>72315092
>false song of Globalism
He did not just call out Globalism.
HE DID NOT JUST DO IT
POST PROOF AND I MAY EXPLODE
>>72315075
Nothing, it would crush Hillary.
Cruz is too spiteful and doesn't want to beat Hilary.
>>72315059
tl;dr : I'm against the New World Order
>>72315059
http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/04/27/donald-trump-win-40-states/
>>72315075
That ship has sailed. It would have been possible before Cruz turned out to be such a lying piece of ratshit.
And why would he anyway? Noone likes him, his votes were just anti-Trump votes, not pro-Cruz votes.
>>72315167
that's a lot of text and it says nothing
Also this was Cruzarino's announcement rally
>>72315193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2QmClRt9AQ
>>72315193
speech link is in the OP friendo
>>72315130
>>72315193
YOU CAN BET YOUR SWEET ASS HE DID
>>72315228
Exactly. As certain bald guy would say, not an argument. He didn't address a single point Trump made, and instead went on bitching about Trump slurping down fondue and other inane nonsense.
Why people even value this idiot is beyond me.
>>72314717
Got the hymen one?
>>72315250
>>72315272
>>72315208
>>72315201
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>watching the MAGA Man video for the first time
Jesus Christ its 7 in the morning and I've got red eyes
I hope we win guys, I hope we fucking win it all.
lmao i want to hear rick tyler's response to this
>Without lying
KEK
>>72315291
How do I love thee?
holy fuck Mika is based
Mika is brutal as hell
Mika said no lying you cunt
Also, Mika is fucking savage
mika is feisty this morning
>>72315386
She's in a good mood because Trump name dropped her at his rally last night
Why do they say the speech was incoherent?
Saying that overall the U.S. will not engage in unnecessary military activity abroad does not contradict going after ISIS.
Saying that the US needs to upgrade it's nukes does not contradict making sure it's enemies does not get nuclear weapons.
>she can sing
MIKA SAID NO LYING. CANT GO ONE INTERVIEW WITHOUT LYING.
>>72315193
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-foreign-policy-speech
>Carly Fiorina
>Competent
Didnt she fuck up HP and got fired?
>i like her a lot
mika confirmed for not owning hp printers
Mika right now
>>72315416
>>72315414
Mika is ubhinged.
>>72315317
Honestly, you shouldn't even be concerned at this point. 1237 is very reachable and he will obliterate Hillary. He has been preparing for her for at least four years.
We're all gonna make it.
>>72315420
What did he say?
>>72315443
Yes.
The day she got fired HP stock went up 7%.
>>72315463
Just listing people in the media he likes
>MIKA
>WE LOVE MIKA...and joe
>>72315167
>Ben Saltpiro
I've never witnessed so much salt before, he's saltier than a fucking salt-deposit
>>72315158
The US is so ass backwards it's out of control. Dems love pointing out how crazy it is that so many countries have health care for all citizens while America doesn't, but they push for taking away needing an ID to vote, which is absurd as well.
>>72315443
their stock price rose 7% after she was ousted as CEO
she ran HP into the ground
>>72315432
RUSSIAN-AMERICAN ALLIANCE CONFIRMED
MAKE THE WESTERLANDS STRONG AGAIN
>>72315443
Yeah. They put her in to save HP but she fucked it up more and HP stock tanked and they let go a ton of people then HP decided FUCK IT then fired her and HP stock immediately went up 7%
>>72315463
He was talking about the shows he watches and goes on and mentioned "MIKA and joe"
>>72315467
>The day she got fired HP stock went up 7%.
LMAO
sauce?
>>72314618
Rafael Fiorina?
>>72315529
http://time.com/money/4042662/stock-market-fiorina-ceo/
>>72315280
KEK
>>72315463
Mika is great, she should be my running mate!
>>72315317
>>72315462
which video?
>>72315494
Confirmed Donald gave her the d and she was good in bed?
>>72315555
>2 people smiling with american flags behind them
>Ignoring the molester story on the right
is this what the false song of globalism sounds like?
AHHHHHHHHHH THAT SINGING
THAT FACE, LOOK AT THAT FACE
OH GOD SHE SANG...
>This cringe
>Carly Fiorina later this morning
Did she say Fiorina in ONE HOURS?
I can't wait that long I have class
>Tfw watching Trump rally at 3:30 AM with my kid
Feels good
Please get this stupid lobsterback cunt off of MJ. Taking Mika's oxygen
>>72315679
Yes
>>72315679
>>72315504
The health care for all has it's downsides as well.
If your medical needs aren't immediate, the waiting lines can get pretty long, so it's not uncommon you have to wait months to get treatment.
>in fact, life SHOULD be fair
why?
IT IS NOT OKAY FOR IT TO BE THIS WAY
>>72315730
You can tell Mika isn't buying the BS with the Cruz campaign and she's calling it for what it is, desperation!
>>72315730
What poll is that?
Carly singing nightmare edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks-7-sKCpiw
>>72315250
SO MUCH WINNING IN A 1 MINUTE VIDEO
>>72315784
not a poll, it's from a betting website
THERE IS STILL A CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT WHITE BOI
YOU AND I MUST HELP LEAD IT
>>72315710
pls respond
>>72315804
Ah...
>>72315555
Just as KEK wills it for our humour.
>>72315784
https://electionbettingodds.com/
This cotton guy seems pretty based
Am I mistaken?
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/other/direction_of_country-902.html
>Hillary can win
>>72315881
Trump should pick Dianne Feinstein as his running mate
>>72315574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f70JI3Hf6-Y
>>72315789
Added to the Creepy Cruz Collection
>>72315167
Ben Shapiro's kike tears are exactly what I needed this morning
Would anyone with a Trump YouTube channel be interested in uploading my song? I don't have any video editing software on my laptop.
I'll send you the high quality audio files if you wanna do it
THAT HUMAN STAKE...BECOMES ABSTRACT
Okay there UK
>>72315977
I read the actual article and he's not only grasping at straws but also keeping it in a condescending arrogant tone. He's absolutely done for and spent. I don't know why anyone even employs him.
>Putin is super evil guys, srsly
Nationalism confirmed on MJ
>>72315998
The Maddow womans ads are worse
Basically
>You should vote for your candidate, not attack other candidates
>Proceeds to attack Trump 24/7
>>72315912
Cotton needed a hat
>one commentator in the UK said something so that means everyone in the UK and in Western Europe says the same
>Caring what yuropoors think
Literally why
>>72315815
I don't really get parents who adopt kids of other races, honestly. There is already enough stigma with being adopted, but these parents want a social trophy even if it results in issues for the child.
Mine is on a fucked up schedule because he slept all day yesterday, and I'm m forced to be up anyway. Watching a rally isn't an awful way to spend the night though.
>Putin wants to divide us!!!
>>72316089
Welcome to the media
>WAAH WHY ISN'T HE ABIDING TO MY GLOBALIST NARRATIVE
>WHY WON'T TRUMP DO EVERYTHING FOR EUROPE
Holy shit get these useless eurocuck fucks off of this show
>>72316081
The black bitch who got fired had one about how kids are not yous, they are the governments and the communities and belong to everyone blah blah
I can confirm Europe was obsessed with Obama. Our country even gave him the nobel peace prize to get him to visit.
>>72316089
Quiet goy
>>72316051
He got fired from Breitbart over the Michelle Fields Shoah
> Trump delegates : 991
HOW DID HE GET THE EXTRA DELEGATES ? IS IT CONFIRMED ?
>>72315921
>Dianne Feinstein as his running mate
If running here means running her off a cliff, sure.
I don't get it
>euros say how America is to involved internationally
>Trump says let's stop getting involved
>Europe spergs out
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That Irish-ish cunt needs to shut his fucking potato masher.
>>72316149
Those are the pa unbound delegates I believe
Yesterday was so disheartening. He couldn't even the prepared speech someone wrote for him without continually going off script.
He is an idiot. He has no foreign policy.
We're letting a used car salesman run for office. It's a disasta.
>>72316122
This Jew crying about America First.
Glorious
>>72316149
They added some PA delegates. Won 30 of the 54 unbounds in PA so far. Total 50/71
Its BS because Cruz will walk with a lot most likely despite losing badly
>>72316178
>he couldn't even the prepared speech
>>72316170
>>72315921
It would make my day if he went with Carson. Fuckin' love Carson.
>>72315921
Trump should pick Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi as his running mate
>>72316178
Should't you be campaigning instead of shitposting, Rato?
>>72316178
>He couldn't even the prepared speech
>>72316163
Europe is full of smug cunts that are consistently inconsistent.
>>72316163
They want the free protection we give them. Greedy fucks
TRUMP ON TODAY SHOW @ 7am
>>72316178
Cruz, you're a faggot.
>>72316178
>he unironically wants to continue you FoPo blunders made under Clinton, W Bush, and Obama
>It's a Europeons thinking they matter episode
THE BEEPS, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
>>72316178
nice prepared shitpost, bro
This beeping???
Oy vey Putin wants European nations to stay independent. How evil!
>>72314629
Fucking kek
What the fuck are these MKUltra sounds on Morning Joe right now
>>72316261
truly disgusting
>>72316178
>He couldn't even the prepared speech
someone's getting his pay docked
>BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP
SHIT IT DOWN
BEEPBEEPBEEP
>somebody is playing pacman in the background
"I will work with our allies to reinvigorate Western values and institutions. Instead of trying to spread universal values that not everybody shares or wants, we should understand that strengthening and promoting Western civilisation and it's accomplishments will do more to inspire positive reforms around the world than military interventions."
Donald J. Trump
-False Songs of Globalism Speech - Wednesday, April 27, 2016
Tell me this doesn't look like it will be taught in schools for the next 100 years as the point the USA turned it's world police ways on it's head
>>72316122
Europe doesn't need it. What Europe needs is to stop molding into some sort of weird shapeless blob. To counter the meme Russian aggression, Europe needs to be stronger, not US. If anyone seriously thinks UK, France, Germany can't each arm enough to deter ebul Russia he's absolutely fucking delusional.
They're pushing this meme that Russia is super strong now. It's not. Russia is weak, they still have nukes but they're the only reason why nobody directly fucked with them in the form of "Russian spring" or whatever. Everything they did, from Georgia through Ukraine to Syria is a reaction to the west nibbing at them, not some kind of Russian imperialism.
Are the Jews sending through their messages through morse code now?
>>72316290
>>72316295
>>72316269
Ruboto is breaking back in!
>UK LEADER OF NORTHERN EUROPE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT
>>72316285
Nothing to worry about
Why should britain stay in the EU? What's the argument? 'muh tradition'?
>>72316337
OY VEY!!!
Rato will win Indiana.
>>72316261
>Leading countries in the immigrant business
>The only industry that is going to matter in the future
>Don't matter
>>72316350
drumpf btfo!!! I am now #marcomentum
>>72316363
Obama said so
>>72316356
Who the fuck is, then.
Funland? Cuckistan? Norway? Dummark? Iceland?
I suddenly feel more sympathy with the "Eternal anglo" posters
>>72316356
What does that even mean?
>Carly Fiorina
>Jane Sanders
and that's where I tune out
>this fucking Irish liar
Obama got slammed over here for threatening Britain.
>>72316178
>>72316392
>not #narcomomentum
I don't even know
>>72316390
third world muslim countries (the future of europe) indeed do not matter
>>72315501
He is so salty, you could call the ocean
>>72316375
Am I correct?
>>72316363
I really fucking hope they leave desu
>>72316363
Scared of change, some meme leaders actually claim we will be at less risk of terrorism if we stay in.
Oh plus the really cool and hip brown president who is buddies with big dave said we shouldn't go
>>72316406
What have we done wrong now
>>72316163
not everyone in Europe thinks like that
MAGA
>>72316051
I love watching these Neocons sink with the Cruz ship. I had parents who campaigned for Goldwater (yes I'm old) and caucused for Nixon in Iowa, so when "new world order" Bush Neocons took over, Independent was the only choice. Trump is giving voice to what many of us have been saying for a long time. Benji is the new kid on the block, he can sink or swim, I don't care.
i HATE commienbc's fucking commie commercials
>>72316178
>He couldn't even the prepared speech
I can't even, right now
>>72316397
No one. The Brits aren't even Northern European.
>>72316390
the cuckshed industry dollars can't flow for ever
#peakcuck
Although some Pole posted an article yesterday showing how Polish construction companies are making a fortune by building modular housing for """""""""refugees""""""""'
>>72316457
>Will be deciding the level of scum that is given to America
You're just jelly cause we're gonna sell you only the weakest of the stock
>>72316467
Another reason no man should ever wear shorts.
>>72316467
Do you think a Brexit will happen?
>>72316545
They kinda are they kinda arnt.
lmao these fiorina clips rule
i love it
hahaha those old carly soundbites
FOX LREADY ROASTING TED...
>They're showing Carly clips talking shit about Cruz
I like this episode of Morning Joe
>This anti-cruz montage from Carley
SAVAGE
How the dick is Clinton less divisive than Trump outside of "muh raycis muh hitler" crowd.
>>72316641
Cruz theme song
https://youtu.be/r0qBaBb1Y-U
I had they were going to open with all of Carly's shit talking
>>72314522
I have been out of /pol/ for about 3 weeks.
what did I miss?
>keep showing the "Serial Molester" headline with picture of rato
lel
>>72316680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5Sa2Yq-2g
Real Cruz theme song
>>72316591
Dutch bro, dunno, lots of old people my nans age are really pathetic creatures of habit who lived easy lives. I basically red-pilled my nan on brexit but sadly I can't win over every boomer in the UK.
My nan said she didn't want to have to make it harder to visit any other nation in the EU. I never felt more safe entering the USA on holiday, visiting somewhere like brussels (pre-attack) just felt too easy. I didn't have my passport checked entering the airport lounge.
>>72316375
Will there be a nearly successful assassination attempt on your life funded by the globalists?
>>72316702
>Not growing out a full 80s bush
>>72316731
You don't like Phil Collins?
TRUMP ON TODAY NOW!!
Holy fuck I hate that rat. How can anyone possibly favour him over Trump, he's so unlikable.
>>72316802