>hi anon we heard you saying something about the Jews on the phone, care to share?
What is Pols response?
>>72308506
>be /pol/
>respond with showtitsorgetout.jpg
>lulz...
I wouldn't be in a function like this in the first place because I'm doing everything in my power to prevent them and I've never discussed anything about Jews with anyone over the phone considering they might be listening.
>>72308706
hello from 2006 time traveling redditor
Hitler was right.
>>72308506
My grandpa was gassed six times by my other grandpa but survived.
>>72308506
>None of you bitches should have suffrage.
>I hope all of you get raped by a pack of wild niggers.
>The Jews are responsible for most of the major crises in the world today, and instead of producing honest children as is your function you are falling into the Jew's trap.
>spaghetti out of every orifice
Israel did 9/11
>>72308506
>Nope, let's eat
>never talk about jews on the phone......that's what /pol/ is for....fuck off moshe!!
>>72308506
>have I got a sorry for you kiddies.
>>72308706
GOOD MORNING REDDIT
>>72308506
Oy vey ladies, it's like anodah shoah in here!
Nothing personal.....???
>>72308506
"Let me tell you about the Jews.."
I was talking to my friend alex jones about how great israel globalism is.
>>72308506
first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust.
Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.
>>72308506
>it's just trump said something anti semetic
>make up anti semetic trump line
>make trump imitation
>now, lets get this orgy started girls! who wants to blow me first?
>Just told how great the juice was he-hehe
>>72308506
Oh no, you heard me talking about the NEWS. I said we must kill all the news, it's so depressing amirite?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NN7J-BpHGw
Fly the flags. Joos will instantly move on
