Is ASMR just another form of cultural subversion propagated by the chosen ones?
That thing is going through phases of sexuality and a gateway for "connected and intimate relationships".
People are using to relax and are basically dedicating hours per week to virtual fake intimacy.
Does that have the potential to get just as destructive as pornography?
some samples
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni_Ug3Q9WMU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoOGJ8iO2Do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7plQIkJRmM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vpsrbKIghc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPlpeYLHoE4
got probably 10 seconds into this degeneracy
nope
/thread
>>72289003
>nope
Go deeper into why that is.
not every asmr video is about gay ass intimacy roleplay bullshit, asmr originally started as purely relaxing sounds like glass tapping and cutting shit like floral foam
>>72289458
Tries to make people sleepy. Who knows what the long term effects on the brain are?
>>72288701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vyhOMJXHPA
fuck ASMR trump propaganda all day
>>72290375
>is supposed to help insomniacs and depressed fucks get sleep
>this is bad!!!
>>72288701
>use it to relax
>virtual, fake intimacy
That's what I use /pol/ for f@m
>>72290544
Drugs help insomniacs and depressed fucks get sleep...and we all know the side effects of those.
wow its nothing
I watch the Russian girls desu...Helps with my anxiety plus I can have a wank without watching porn.
time to fap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1Li4WVNp-U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL9OD4Ol2lc
>>72290807
>natural ear stimulating sounds are the same as drugs sold by jews
top b8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYAi5cpIMGg
holy shit thanks op this is gold
The operations and thinking behind ASMR is simply pure evil. Men so weakened by modern luxury and over coddling have become unable to physically function without constant positive and affirmative attention from others. A man should not be need to be constantly coddled. He should strive to be constantly admired.
Furthermore, ASMR as it is, is nothing but a plot, a device, a means to an end. That end being more than mere money, but the satisfation they have in essentially dominating the attention and feelings of the men who watch them. They revel in the attention, the reversal of power. Rather than the man who stands as the center of attention for adulation, it is now the women.
>no one posted the sam hyde version yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTZqX4WWz4E
>>72290955
wtf?!
someone post some anime/japanese ones please
like 耳かき
>>72291046
exactly, it's witchcraft
then again one can argue that the whole of the internet is witchcraft
>>72291046
>>72291429
I see your points.
I just watch it maybe twice a week for a wank and to learn russian..
>>72291046
Except the affirmation videos are the worst ones
The best ones are the subtle whispering and ear stimulation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQkDYQtMNw8
I can't fucking stand mouth noises. Even as a teenager, smacky kissing noises bothered me so I'd drown them out with music. Motherfuckers on xbox are chewing chips? Muted. Not listening to your goddamn mouth.
That said I listened to the haircut with clippers one, was bretty nice.
>>72291553
Is fapping to erotic ASMR a good way to ease off of porn if you're trying to quit?
>>72288701
i like the crinkles. turn it on, put on MPC Player movie, hit stop to make screen dark, go to sleep sleep with tingles.
>>72291046
why not watch some asmr that isnt about some girl giving guys attention?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp4EX02izTc
like some crazy surgeon making human centipedes
or alien autopsies or tetsuo the iron man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dcbsn03mQM
>>72288701
It's 50% women making videos for lonely virgins to get attention, and 50% using sound to make you feel good.
>>72291863
it's still porn and if you need some kind of erotic stimulation to "quit porn" you have already lost
Prepare thyself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yezRYjDNR_w
>>72291896
compare it to videogame streamers
who do people watch? The guys who are good at the games, or the girls who give them attention by reading out their chat messages.
Same shit here; the whole fad starts because some people feel tingly when they listen to paper being folded and before you know it 90% of the audience is there just to hear a girl speak to them.
>>72290955
>there are people out there that sit in their room alone, stare at a screen and roleplay themselves as an alien making first contact with humanity
>>72288701
niggers that bash asmr don't get it. its for relaxation and may involve roleplaying. It would get boring listening to the same shit over and over again.
Hot redhead, very degenerate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s0I9eClG7Y
Sexy greek, not so degenerate, does things like teaching the language.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8HznQu5C61kSH3Q770nRxg
>>72292055
I watch the ones that are interesting and have sounds I like.
t. ASMR fan. Favorite ASMRer is HeatherFeather.
>>72290807
One are chemical substances introduced into your body to fuck with your brains and the other are just sounds.
none of these give me ASMR only good music and some emotions gives me ASMR
>>72292613
Well youve clearly never heard of porn induced erectile dysfunction.
OP is right, there is a very real possibility that long term exposure to this could cause chemical changes in the brain.
The only ones I've ever found that works for me are the ones with the girls who tap and scratch on things with their nails. I don't like the whispering or the other types, but the scratching/tapping are so damn relaxing.
>>72292769
everyone here suffers from 4chan induced conversation dysfunction
>>72292880
Whatever you say, Reddit.
>>72290916
You're underestimating them. You really are.
Porn is not a drug and it's stimulating, sold by them.
>>72291046
Good point
>>72292009
What the shit. Actually sounds nice. Fuck me, I've been indoctrinated.
How do I meditate myself out of this? Am I done for?
>>72292320
Don't get me wrong. I get ASMR, it's just that I think it's going in directions that will destroy traditional culture.
I didn't buy into ASMR until I tried it one night and practically came in my pants. It was the haircut one that pops up first on YouTube, too. Good stuff. I haven't felt the need to try it again since, though. It was like intense jolts at first until I adjusted and it was just this good feeling throughout my whole body.
I feel like if you overdo it it won't work anymore.
>>72288701
>only a white man could fall for this
>>72292769
Same argument can be made about relaxing music, and so can it be made for workout music and a plethora of other things. It's all responses to your habits and it doesn't mean a sound is equal to a narcotic. Porn induced erectile dysfunction is exactly that. You trained yourself to care more about staring and women with fake tits one after another than to actually being with a woman. But guess what? It can be reversed. Your brain doesn't undergo any permanent damage. Your entire point is "keep doing something and MAYBE you might get used to it. It's gotta be bad."
>>72288701
I use to get the ASMR sensation watching a spic sweep the floors at my work.
Felt like my brain was blowing a load that covered my body in pop rocks.
I love that feeling
>>72288701
ASMR is just a feeling you get in your brain when someone writes on chalkboard or cuts paper. The ASMR videos are gay.
Also most like!y an autism thing.
Source; have ASMR, autistic as fuck
>>72288701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4xRrGh9nTY
This one makes me sad. No girlfriend to cuddle you after you have a nightmare.
>>72293087
the side effects of porn come from addiction, which is a side effect of drugs. the same applies to ear stimulating sounds. too much of them will obviously change the way your brain works, just like fapping too much or concentrating too much on your physical health. it's a rule of the universe, too much of anything is bad.
There's even a pornstar doing it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giS2nz2B-uQ
She basically introduced porn (due to comment section) to thousands of kids now.
There's another cam model I can't be bothered to look up. She did ASMR half naked with tits hanging out and all.
>>72293614
I've been watching ASMR before I sleep everyday for the past 5 years. I don't watch the videos though, I just listen to the audio while drawing then go to the bed.
I'm dead. Fuck me.
>>72293757
it's not that bad, i'd rather take asmr addiction than porn or weed addiction anytime. you should switch to pure sound asmr like deepoceanofsounds though
>>72293757
ultimately its kikes doing what kikes do best, destroying an integral part of human life then selling you a fake version of it.
What you need is a real girl to get these feelings from
>>72292009
>not posting someone who has experience using her mouth
Weak, try https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=3LhUhQzpdp4
>>72293087
>Don't get me wrong. I get ASMR, it's just that I think it's going in directions that will destroy traditional culture.
Of all things like Consumerism Feminism and Islam, that actualy destoy traditional culture you picked ASMR
Canada, truly, a hateposting nation
>>72293961
Yea well Id rather smoke weed than be a faggot, but both are bad.
>>72294118
>>72293660
meh didnt notice
![tumblr_nf2hppwvET1qkfre5o1_400[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/lhzIg7e.gif "tumblr_nf2hppwvET1qkfre5o1_400[1].gif")
ASMR actually gets me hard as fuck. Really nice jerks with it. Aurette pls come back
>>72294118
>Canada, truly, a hateposting nation
Come on Chaim, Canada is like your new greatest ally, not even the US sucks your cock as hard as this country.
>>72293660
>>72294178
She regularly does hardcore anal etc, and got a video removed on youtube because it looked like she was giving you a BJ.
So yea, mucho degenerate and evil for promoting it to kids.
>>72292009
What in the fuck did I just listen to
>>72294118
ASMR is part of consumerism and feminism though schlomo
None of this intimate roleplay shit does anything for me. Weirds me out. I like the ones where they cook or play with paper.
We need more youtube videos of women crying.
All
Different
Kinds
of
Crying.
>>72294598
>ear stimulating sounds
>feminism
what the fuck kind of shitposting is this? unless you are talking about the "girlfriend roleplay" attentionwhores who are a minority in the asmr community
>>72294118
We can pick multiple issues..
We don't have to limit ourselves to one or two issues.
I never got this logic..
"You have .... but you went for ...."
Yes..because we can go for multiple ones at the same time. Not to mention they're intertwined.
>>72294849
A minority? Certainly you must be joking.
Oh sure, it's completely healthy.
>>72288701
Integrate this tech with sexbots and it's a race against time to create artificial wombs
>>72288701
>its a /pol/ cries wolf thread
This is why no one takes us seriously.
>>72294849
it's literally whores using their femininity as a weapon and/or profiteering tool
it's just emotional prostitution
>>72292055
i always assumed it was mostly girls watching it. i don't really like the ones with talking anyway.
>>72290407
>>72288701
Enjoy the best of both worlds my Friend....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj1XOPgWB-4
Aryan QT Trump Supporter.
>>72295848
yes and they are a minority in the ASMR community, most of them don't even cause asmr in normal people. it's not a fucking jewish scheme, or are you implying our hearing was invented by the jews to succumb us to feminism?
>>72291100
Im glad there are people like him in the world to make me laugh, when everything else is so shit.
>there ya go, ya fuckin aspie
>ya fuckin retaaahhhhdd
>put a bag over your head, thatd probably be nice
Gold.
>>72296026
ASMR itself may not be but the applications of it are
>>72288701
Sometimes I listen these if I can't fall asleep. The only ones I like are either random noises or doctor's office ones
>>72296026
ASMR will be pushed by Jews and Jewish puppets.
OH WAIT, IT ALREADY HAS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H1eo1p00iA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU64mznyPGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeDpPQgMPFQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qJ2OPm2QCA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTPA15PXD-M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2uZR1UVunc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUaYvQfysEQ
>>72291100
Oh my kek
What about Ephemeral Rift /pol/?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MSc5znFheQ8
Just a creative guy telling stories? No vagina Jew involved.
Trump ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj1XOPgWB-4
>>72296594
Where do you see him on the political spectrum?
He always comes off as a typical leftist but he has too much emphasis on family values. You reckon he's a libertarian?
He's a cool guy though.
This chick is cute as fuck though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjvWAdGF0S0
>>72296795
He has QnA on YouTube. Talked about how he was raised in an extremely Relgious home that stifled his creativity...
I do get some Stephan vibes from him sometimes, and he generally paints a more rebellious, fight the man, in his over arching themes(candyman, rifts, underground doctors).
If he's Liberal, he's not a serious one.
>>72289432
Secret.
Best ASMR is the stuff that isn't supposed to be ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8COEIrvfp4
>>72297236
I don't know but that video below made me think twice about him. He also has that "only men asmr" video mocking masculinity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECgX4vRBUl4
>>72297522
Google "unintentional ASMR".
>>72296594
I think he's a liberal, just going by some of the stuff he says and some of the hippie stuff he used to do in earlier vids. He's also really big on catering to the "I get triggered and have ptsd from the internet" crowd.
tldr I like his earlier vids better
I actually prefer urara asmr, sensor adi, or luo dong the molesting chinese madman. The indian massage ones are nice too.
>>72288701
>mfw I didn't know about this
>my dicks face when
Damn the girl has nice eyes
Forgot to post the second one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFiimhMT2ls
>tfw hannahasmr will never chew gum in your ear as you drift off to a tranquil peace ever again
>>72297562
Jesus. Never saw that video. I always took his performances as tounge in cheek, with the manly AMSR as satire in and of itself.
>>72297613
See, this is why I never pry deeper into an artists life besides the product they put out... It's always a disappointment.
I listen to Dimitri a lot. No homo.
>>72298139
Well, I've been subscribed to him for a couple years, so it was a little inevitable. I mean, the dude works for a bank in PA, did you really think he'd be right wing?
>>72298197
Dimitri is great but I don't think he's put out much recently.
>>72298353
No, but at least a moderate. A professional artist keeps politics out of art.
>>72290885
if you wank to it it's porn
>>72298477
Well, it's not like he just makes vids saying "feel the bern" or whatnot, it's just that you can infer his personal politics through some of the things he says and the subject matter.
"Professional artist" is going a bit far. He's a vlogger on youtube. If he's an "artist", so are filthy frank and pewdiepie.
I can;t wait for TOny Ravioli to POZ my NEG hole!
>>72298600
I actually think he might just be a Libertarian with a insane artist bend listening to his QnA. It's hard to tell.
>>72298903
PA leans left more often than not. Also, for all the innawoods type shit he does, I've never once seen a gun in any of his videos.
>>72298197
I think I've been watching every big ASMR grow from the dozens of subscribers to the hundreds of thousands.
I remember watching Dimitri's first videos when he was doing nothing much, then he started uploading like crazy. His hype went from 0-100. He also had a different chick to massage every time.
>>72298654
This guy needs to die. A complete and utter faggot.
>>72298600
They'll start doing this. Trust me.
I'm pretty sure ASMR makes you more agreeable. So they'll start hiring chicks doing the whole #feelthebern talk while the cuck gets indoctrinated half asleep.
>>72290889
>>72291046
>>72292124
>>72288701
MAGA - Trump Foreign Policy. Try not to fap.
https://youtu.be/o7w8X_9kt2k
Who the fuck faps to ASMR? I listened to it a few years ago when it was just starting out and it's not sexual at all. It was just relaxing sounds that give slight tingles like you get from someone whispering in your ear.
>>72299897
I don't think people truly understand what ASMR is. The experience I get is indescribable and when I was introduced to an entire community who experienced the same thing, I was blown away.
The only way I can describe the experience is brain orgasm. If you do not understand ASMR, don't try to, because it will never make sense to you. There is something going on in my head and it transcends beyond words. Certain experiences as a kid I could stop doing: Crinkling ziplock bags, wetting pages of books and flipping through them after they dry, etc. The addiction was so strong that I would do whatever triggered it for extended periods of time without getting caught.
It's brain activity that unfortunately is either you get it or you don't. Please don't ask people to explain it to you because they can't.
>>72301100
couldn't stop doing*
>>72295976
Fucking top kek
>>72296059
He's shill as fuck. Couldnt sign with Adult Swim fast enough. MDE is ded brah.
>all these people complaining about a form of pleasure
There are confidence boosters because people ask for them. ASMR producers are just entertainers and respond to their customers, and new content is almost completely based on requests.
>>72288701
it's mass spergery
>>72288701
Jesus fucking christ this is creep
>>72301155
see Pt 2 >>72297676
The problem is that the women seeking attention showed up.
When it was just noises like pencil on paper trying to trigger a pleasurable brain sensation it was fine.
Now it's people who think it's some kind of sleep aid that don't experience actual asmr talking for half an hour in a low cut top.
ASMR hit its zenith in 2013. It will never be replicated again. Most of it is now over-sexualized and unimaginative. Another reason why is that the creators ran out of ideas thus the shift to thirsty men.
I sometimes blame FairyChar for this but I know I really can't blame. Anyone who viewed these videos knew it was bound to happen.
t. ASMR viewer since 2012
Do you guys realize how fucking delusional you sound it's literally another version of relaxing whale sounds it's just auditory stimulation like music it's not some drug or conspiracy it's like complaining about people needing coffee to stay awake
>>72301719
Shut the fuck up about the coffee there's literally nothing addictive about it go-um, guy, coffee is literally the best drink ever and especially from Colombia. Keep drinking coffee.
>>72288701
im 12 years old and wtf is this ASMR
I dont think so OP. All I know is as long as I remember things like getting my haircut, crinkles of bags or the tearing of paper would give me this tingly electric feeling. Its so hard to describe. I would come home from school and watch Bob Ross but I dont give a shit about painting but it was 30 minutes of tingly goodness.
>>72301719
No, you clearly don't experience it then. There is a part of the brain in certain people that sends out a burst of immense pleasure, totally unrelated to the "relaxation" it might provide you. It's by every definition, albeit vague, a brain orgasm for us.
Everything mainstream touches they turn into a marketing, out-/over-done, out of context, misunderstood piece of shit. You should have learned this from life lessons already. They take sounds that I bet don't trigger anyone with /true/ ASMR.
>>72288701
This isn't porn? I feel kinda guilty for jerking it to this now.
>>72301699
*I meant the ASMR video community.
*blame her
>>72301914
Post good, non-titty-filled ASMR pls
>>72288701
I listen to the female voices to relax and when working on homework.
I prefer foreign sounding accents of females, speaking things I cannot understand.
Yes I also use ASMR when I Fap, I play some sounds that sound kinda like a BJ.
It is relaxing and yes there are already some degenerate ASMR people making shit. I remember one porn name Mistress T, she has a bunch of Cuckold ASMR porn. Basically talking shit the whole time, tell you horrible stuff in a soothing voice. (telling you you want to suck black dicks because you are her bitch, telling you to cross dress for her, telling you that you are a female because your shit is so small and isn't a BBC, telling you to eat BCC cum after one cums inside her.)
Pretty fucked up hypnotic stuff.
>>72288701
>Is ASMR just another form of cultural subversion propagated by the chosen ones?
Think subliminals.
>>72302027
https://www.youtube.com/user/DeepOceanOfsounds
One of my absolute favorites on the channel, 2 actually:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFWmbnEU3Fs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoP1FMuKOcY
ugh.. 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQbC7Oth7wQ
I have to say tho, the rain hitting the umbrella one as well as the rummaging through drawer examples were some of the worst examples the author could have done. For the umbrella one, hardly any rain hit the umbrella.
>>72302027
Type these names in YT
ASMRRequests
MissBunnyWhispers
Danny Docile
Heather Feather
Ephemeral Rift
Springbok ASMR
There's others but I'm on my phone.
This is the kind of ASMR I can listen to while working on homework.
Some Autistic Japanese girl, who is really shy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVvC2ym3w9Y
That can make me feel calm while I get caught up on Trig.
>>72301719
its considerably more pathetic than just masturbating to porn
the idea that either are a "danger" though, you'd have to be the most hopelessly delusional cuckold retard
Yes, it is fucked up that kids are this pathetic
No, the answer is not to make them even more sexually/romantically deprived, you feminist morons
>>72288701
It's not about intimacy, it's the sound, and just the sound.
>>72292769
>porn induced erectile dysfunction.
I have a hard time believing this is even real. What kind of fucking whales could these people be hooking up with, that being with a girl in real life doesnt do as much for your dick as looking at a girl on a screen?
Id look at porn and fap 5 times a day and still fuck my gf for 5 hours straight almost
>>72302291
>Springbok ASMR
I really like her voice, she sounds cute.
Is it true she can't grow her hair because of some sickness? I remember someone mentioning it in a past thread.
I hate the role play shit but I have to wade through it to get to videos where they "stick" shit in my ears that aren't cotton swabs. Otoscopes to be exact. And they only last for like three minutes most in any vid
>>72288701
>>72288701
>dedicating hours per week to virtual fake intimacy.
well fuck you and the horse you rode in on, not everybody has somebody else for intimacy due to various circumstances. I watch massage/scratching female on male ASMR most nights before sleep cuz it's relaxing and for the moment, it is substituting cuddling with a srs partner (which is something i'd love to do most nights as well)
btw there already is asmr porn.
>>72302097
Stop watching sissy Shit bro. While you can.
>>72302539
It's fucking real. I know from experience.
>>72297149
>she's 18
i'm getting too old for this shit
>>72288701
>listening to women without the promise of sex at the end
wow it's fucking great
>>72302721
Maybe if you didn't have your creepy fantasy to fall asleep to, you'd be more inclined to get out and actually improve yourself, meet women and maybe take some responsibility for your own happiness.
>>72302721
You guys know this is supposed to be a thing you enjoy in real life
Some people have sort of neck orgasms from other people kissing their neck
It's kinda feminine and embarrasing even if you just enjoy real girls doing it to you, so this shit is a bit fucking out there
Fucking kids these days holy shit
Why does everyone say ASMR is relaxing? It triggers a response in the brain that makes you WIDE awake. You clearly don't understand what ASMR really is and, please, stop misrepresenting it with false notions.
>>72302580
The only thing I know is her getting bullied. I couldn't happened to a more fragile and nice girl compared to the rest.
>>72302097
Nigga how do you get off to that shit, when a girl trash talks the first thought that comes is "oh fuck this nagging again" I mean that's how it is in an actual relationship, why would you want that in your fantasies lmao, it's like dreaming of getting divorce raped
>tfw no girl friend to talk to
>tfw this is an escape
>tfw turn it off and reality hits
>>72301699
This is mostly accurate. That's about the time patreon whores started going full force, trying to make that YouTube Money. As soon as people started taking donations for gimmick mics, you could tell shit was about to die.
FairyChar strikes me as sheltered a la springbok.
ASMRRequests represents the downfall of ASMR to me.
Sounds retarded and have 0 interest or care in it. This isn't political at all and just because you say maybe it is some form of degeneracy or mind control doesn't make it one.
>>72303487
>>72303649
Rather, any channel that uses the face of someone in every video is trying to extend a relationship to the viewers rather than put the focus on the sounds.
ASMR is totally audial. You could suffice with a black screen when the sounds are playing.
>>72288701
My favorite asmr video is one where Pajeet barber gives a shave to a guy and then blows on a dude's face for like 10 minutes while in the back ground there is a cacophony of honking in the shitting streets. This is true bliss
It's clear this Shit has been sexualized to the extreme. Just look at the kind of weeby furfag degenerates are in the comment sections of these videos posting their seedy comments. I find it incredibly creepy and dangerous. Pornography has digitalized and subverted natural sex which is essential to human happiness and survival, and now they are doing the same thing with intimacy and the feeling of having a partner. I feel sorry for the generation that loses another part of the joys of life to this cold imitation. And if any of you faggots think this behavior is anything but creepy and loserish than there is no helping you.
>>72288701
I like watching it, but it stops working if I do it all the time. So once in a blue moon, when no one else is around, I like to put on Gentle Whispers and just relax. Makes my head feel nice.
I first got this feeling in grade 1 or 2 when a hot assistant teacher read me a picture book while I was sitting in her lap.
I might add that ASMR only works for me if a decent looking chick is doing it.
>>72303843
>Hey you should make a video where you rub lotion on your feet!
>>72303843
4chan is in a way the same thing - it's subverting the natural form of conversation into conversational promiscuity with hundreds of strangers
>>72288701
this is some creepy shit. couldn't watch more than 10 seconds of it.
ASMR is the most retarded thing I have ever witnessed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc
>>72288701
ASMR is pure compared to porn. If you watch porn that involves a man, that makes you a beta cuck that likes to watch men have sex with your women. All forms of porn is degenerate.
>tfw when no Russian wife
I get it now. People who want to join the "bandwagon" give the actual effect a bad light and discredit its authenticity, which makes people just assume it's for retards.
This has been going on for pretty much everything in life it seems.
I want to forewarn all who make such rash judgments that this is a real effect, and some people experience something you could only dream about, but even then that would be difficult because it's difficult to "dream" feeling.
>>72303843
Just go onto any fetish youtube video and look at the comments. You will cringe with disgust.
Does anyone here actually "has" the ASMR?
You either have it or don't, it's not a fucking plot you fucking idiots, if you don't have it you'll just never get it, yeah it seems some people actually watch those videos to relax and whatever but the Autonomous sensory meridian response is an actual thing and you either have it or don't, fuck off, if anything the fucking kike is you trying to say ASMR is nothing but bullshit, you're shitting on something you don't fucking understand
>>72304674
wew
>>72303404
you sound like the kiddo right now pal, there is nothing embarrassing or feminine about making love to a woman or the subsequent fantasization of it which is what i'm doing.
>>72303337
>you'd be more inclined to get out and actually improve yourself, meet women
what says i'm not out there looking? I have a date this Saturday, My only issue (if you can call it that) is that i just haven't found a right girl yet. and being marketable is not an issue at all with me
>5'11" 185lbs (gaining to 193), 13.5% bf (cuz bulk atm)
>have the ability to do NCAA sports if i wanted to but i dont cause that shit is a waste of my time.
>7.5-8/10 facial aesthetics, (9-9.5/10 as a kid which is really important for girls if you didn't know, they all want cute kids. thats why when you donate sperm you have to add pictures of you as a kid)
>drive a c6 vette that I purchased with my money from working summer jobs
>go to tier 2 state uni on full academic scholarship
>already have $60k/yr job offer when i graduate next year
>will make six figure by 28yrs old
Idk about you but i definitely have my shit in order. I just want a 8+/10, college educated, from upper class family wife that I'm compatible with. So as you can tell, its going to be a bit of a grind until I meet that girl.
>>72304440
what were you doing there in the first place?
>>72304715
wew lad, settle down
>>72304674
I don't get "ASMR", it just relaxes me. I use it to go to sleep sometimes.
>>72304812
Stumbled upon it by accident. Sometimes you will go to a video that is not supposed to be a fetish video. For example, once I saw a bunch of sexual and pervy comments on a video about "How to use a Neti Pot"
>>72304674
>well I'M allergic to electricity, don't argue with something you don't understand!
>well I actually have psychic powers, don't argue with something you don't understand!
>well I know Allah's real, don't argue with something you don't understand!
>>72304674
it all sounds like BS like hypnosis or horoscopes to me
but if it floats your boat, i really don't see it as any worse than porn or watching tv to fall asleep easier
btw something i've done a couple of times is put on rain sounds because neighbours were making a lot of noise.
>>72305034
No, no you dont get it fucking retard, it's an actual thing that can be physically felt to the first degree, and you either have it or you dont and we're plenty of people with it, we can't just give you a glimpse of what it is, it's impossible, just shut the fuck up
>>72305162
No, no YOU dont get it fucking retard, it's not an actual thing at all and it actually CAN'T be physically felt to any degree, and you're either delusional or sane and there are plenty of sane people, we can't just give you a glimpse of what being reasonable is, it's impossible, just shut the fuck up
>>72304674
lol i hope you leave this is the comments of a youtube video
>>72303649
Oh man, Ally...
I always thought she should have gone into acting. Watch her subtleties on her face on "Departure" and her other roleplay videos from 2013 and compare it to now. The quality drop is noticeable.
Funny, I was a big FairyChar when she first started. She always stayed in the thin line between seduction and ASMR but she does it perfectly, so now everyone copies here but ends up doing non-ASMR flirting BS.
>>72304834
hey, ain't nothin wrong about working passionately towards your dreams.
>my dreams are...
>great career
>a trophy wife
>marrying my way into aristocracy to provide my children with loads of options through superior genes, beauty & intelligence, in addition to money/power that the aristocracy holds.
is all of that ambitious based on what I told you about who I am? idk, you be the judge. I think it's achievable so that's what i'm going for.
>>72305229
Fucking idiot. We're going to pretend you have no pain next time you break your bones, imbecile. You just wish you had it, subhuman.
>>72305229
What does it feel like when you get ti?
>>72305350
>Horoscopes
>Homeopathy
>Angel therapy
>ASMR
all the same shit
get help, leaf
>>72305358
Feels good man
>>72305277
i have shit genes, but my aim is to score a tall catholic girl to offset my manlet status
stable job, an intelligent companion, 3 kids and a large yard would be sufficient enough for me
need to work on my personal health first, though
>its a clueless normies try to ruin yet another thing they dont understand episode
*sigh* getting real sick of your bullshit, normie scum.
>>72304715
>there is nothing embarrassing or feminine about making love to a woman
there is when you're practically cum from her just kissing your neck
especially if thats happening from a fucking video
you sound like the kind of faggot who actually makes it in life, but did so by being autistic, and will go get married to some girl and throw it all away
please dont
and dont tell chicks about this fetish if you want them to actually like you
>>72305277
>>a trophy wife
aahhh what'd i say
other than that good job, but fucking hell, why, WHY, there is no reason to get married
oh you wanna marry a chick with even more money than you?
you'll probably have to lower your aesthetic standards but if you manage to find one who is hot good your you i guess
>>72305534
>marriage
Yeah, enjoy waking up one day and finding out that your wife cleaned out your bank account, and her response being "Talk to my lawyer."
ASMR is the modern day idoser, if you really believe in it you'll "feel" the effects, otherwise not really proven to do anything
>>72305530
Most people with ASMR had it before it bursted on the internet. Just having someone write on your arms can trigger it and leave you frozen, not wanting to get out of this /phase/. No, it's not the same as lust or whatever the fuck you people who dont get it think it is.
Again, you dont have it and you cant understand what it is, you cannot possibly conceive what the hell it is and you only speculate with shit that you know, but thats the thing, you dont know shit about ASMR and you're wrong about everything.
>>72305630
>good your
*good for
>claim asmr is subversion
>while posting on 4chan ON THE INTERNET
TOP
FUCKING
KEK
OMG MY FUCKING SIDES LMAOOOO THE IRONY OMG HOLY SHIT
sage
>>72305358
Just a disclaimer:
The ASMR you get in your everyday life is not the same thing you get from watching ASMR videos. No matter how much "tingles" they get you.
That being said, it feels like your head has reached orgasm pretty much. As if you're currently in a state of calmness and happiness. Pure euphoria (*tips fedora*)
It just feels good inside your brain or whatever. That's it.
>>72288701
I like the sound of full auto firing
>>72305669
What's proven is that you're a stupid ass that's for sure
It's already proven, faggot, it's just people are divided on the issue because half of it have it and the other half doesnt
>>72305641
fuck off mgtow freak
>>72305530
The MRI scans don't lie.
>>72305751
>IVE GOT THIS KILLA UP INSIDEA ME
I honestly cannot believe how ironic this thread is
>>72305693
Those are literally the arguments of an insane person. Can you show me a peer-reviewed non-jewish scientific study about ASMR?
even the wikipedia article was written by an ultrabiased asmr-autist
>>72305740
Sometimes a get a really warm sensation, like I am sinking into my bed. But I think that is just me falling asleep.
>>72305779
So you agree that your wife should be entitled to half your stuff?
>they honestly believe 4chan and the internet isn't subversive
you literally can't make this shit up
>>72305693
>No, it's not the same as lust or whatever the fuck you people who dont get it think it is.
Yes it is
My ex didnt get any pleasure from her neck, i couldnt get enough
I cant imagine how deprived you'd have to be for a marker to do the same
>it isnt sexual, its only a coincidence only attractive girls trigger it
cucked out of your own minds
>>72305895
It can only be written by someone who actually understand ASMR, who else could?
You're a stupid ass, simple as that, believe what you want, it seems literally nothing I'm going to say will even spark anything in your no-mind you computer-brained autist, and I dont care whether or not theres a scientific paper to "prove" it exists, as ridiculous as it sounds. That would only to prove you no-asmers that it exists, but within the asmr we know damn well it exists and it's a thing.
I really dont care what you think, asshat, the jokes on you, the only thing that bothers me is if people like you ever get power and take actions against asmr and the people who have it.
>>72306115
Same goes for you shitcunt and all the super intalajent sientifikal skeptics
>>72306272
>I dont care whether or not theres a scientific paper to "prove" it exists, as ridiculous as it sounds
that's all i need to hear really
>>72305669
It's real, but I think it can vary in intensity from person-to-person. If I hear a very soft noise (like a foreign language) that goes ear to ear, I get tingles along my neck that sweep over in me waves. It's not a strong sensation, but it's observable and reproducible.
>>72306272
It can only be written by someone who actually understands [insert any /x/ -tier bullshit here], who else could?
lmao
>>72288701
All this 1 microphone shit is not ASMR.
>>72299463
> bernie
> still relevant
>>72306383
good, go on about your day now, go feel good about yourself, i dont need a scientific paper to actually tell me that what i feel is actually real if i feel it, thats my point, dipshit, just as you dont need a scientific paper to confirm that the pain you feel indeed exist
>>72306475
hilarious, the joke is on YOU
>>72306524
stay mad denial boy
>>72292009
>Start listening to this with new headphones
>forget surround sound is on
>briefly consider that ASMR doesn't work for me anymore
>Realize what's up and hit the button to turn surround sound off
ツバラシ
asmr was cool before the community devolved into betamax faggots who watch videos because
>omg cute gril is whispering into my ear im in loooove foreveralone ;(((((
>>72306272
>Same goes for you shitcunt and all the super intalajent sientifikal skeptics
Your an idiot
Some people get a shit load of tingling and crap on their neck from having girls kiss it
Some people dont
Some people somehow manage to get it from a video on a computer
I cant imagine being that lonely and/or sensitive to the effect, but whatever
>>72306924
No, YOU stay mad, YOU keep denying. Mock all you want, you don't have the last laugh.
>>72307068
>Some people get a shit load of tingling and crap on their neck from having girls kiss it
They arent the same kind of tinglings, and the ASMR kind of tingling doesnt happens in the neck, it happens in the back/center of the head/brain.
whatever yourself, whatever you all. We ASMeRs have the last laugh, just sleep on that.
>>72289003
Explain
>>72302346
Phh shit voice
This is the real nigga shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DmqXqaAOZM
>>72288701
/pol/ introduced me to ASMR a couple of years ago. Thanks /pol/.
BTW Skyes need to make more than 1 vid every two months. :(
I don't even watch the vids while listening to asmr. It's just really nice to listen to soft sounds while doing work. They serve as a less harsh analog to white noise.
>>72307241
>it happens in the back/center of the head/brain
it has to be closely related
clearly its not the same, because if you get this shit from videos, then having an actual girl there doing shit for you in person would be much more intense
>>72307411
this desu senpai
>>72302291
I like CalmingEscape, sensoradi, and asmrcircus too.
>>72302236
Why the fuck is the keyboard so relaxing? Can't stop listening to it. I don't feel anything with my own keyboard. I feel like the psychology of ASMR must have something to do with the idea of someone else expending energy doing something while you're sitting there doing nothing. Something is pleasing about it.
>>72307446
i mean theres the nails on chalk boardtype of thing, which i guess could maybe be confused with this to become pleasurable
>>72292769
>porn induced erectile dysfunction
I'm 35, when is this dreaded affliction going to strike? 70?
>ctrl-f
>no massageASMR
Hes the best asmr artist by far. No other artist has as high a mastery of the craft. And his videos are filled with smoking hot babes which is cool too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c3Cx4UgMr8
How the fuck do you guys get 200 posts in and not mention the pioneer of ASMR Bob Ross?
Also stop listening to that low quality crap like Heather Feather and all those blonde bitches with the great sets and lighting. SoftAnnaPL and korean ASMR have the best audio quality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF_lKZo85S0
I listen to a pajeet review random products to help me fall asleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgpXQWpXg7w
>>72307588
>artist
mother of god
The first known ASMR video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLxccU81j2Y
>>72307647
>tfw when no slav waifu
it hurts
>tfw used to listen to lesbian kissing videos for asmr back in 2009-10
>>72289458
This, faggot fetishists ruined it by making it degenerate fap material. I enjoy it because its comforting and relaxing but these glorified whores don't even trigger it for me.
Its usually object noises or some loud crafts for me. Sometimes a husky male voice in low tones, the entire movie Russian Ark was an amazing experience.
>>72308157
>>72296594
Love him and Dimitri. I don't really get ASMR from women, it feels really forced and fake.
ASMR threads on 4chan always baffle me; I know I shouldn't be surprised that the guys who made a waifus a thing would be into female attention roleplays but it just seems so artificial
>>72288701
It's just an easy video to make with no imagination that can be monetized easily. That's why they exist.
>>72308708
>natalia
>>72288701
Probably. Ivanka gives me an ASMR boner desu.
>>72308803
>>72308723
Dimitri is my favorite male asmr artist. He seems the most legitimate. I like ephimeral rift as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlZOB45SV8A
>>72308859
>not posting Merkel
wew
>ASMR
>plot of the Jews, feminists, etc
This is some next level retardation. Holy shit, is there anything you guys don't think is a conspiracy?
>>72309059
Eh, she wasn't bad looking when she was younger.
>>72309236
you're a madman
>>72309353
how so?
>>72288701
Personally I find this ASMR bullshit fucking irritating. Like speak the fuck up you stupid cunts.
Go to Sleep /pol/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_zw5xrJbQQ
>>72296594
The candy man series is GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch_videos?video_ids=Bv1qmHjYPKw,T0OHQQzNESY,CHK__BafDmU,Mwkz3qc59Mc,78c_qLV7kbs,yE1hUm2Yz-4,qlfaLkwoaOc
>>72307446
it happens with guys too and dont you dare try to argue im an homo.
go look up ephemeral rift and other male asmr channels.
it goes beyond simple naturalistic impulses, we're plenty of people who can confirm asmr. millions. tens of millions.
damn. just say what you want. literally doesnt matter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nb4sCxwovA
and behold one of the best asmr videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRebkWHsHC0
well the 2 of them
>>72310556
First one sounds like a toothless blowjob, from your mom!
>>72310761
https://peerj.com/articles/851.pdf
I might get asmr if the video was her tied to a chair and repeatedly slapped in the face hard, while she looks into the camera as much she can and back at the guy too, but this stuff she does doesn't do it for me. I like her reassuring words though like calling me resilient.
You know how you guys laugh at feminists for linking everything back to gender and blm for linking everything back to race even though it clearly has nothing to do with it? This is what you guys are like with 'Jewish plots'. This is why no one with half a brain outside of pol takes this board seriously.
You are all trying so hard to find secret organisations ans ploys involved in the cultural destruction of the West that you begin to see it everywhere and pick stupid shit like this to blather on about when you are obviously clutching at straws. Stick to actual threats like global banking or Islam and stop looking for boggy men around every corner; just makes you look like paranoid idiots
>>72311473
Nice flag, keep it up!
>>72288701
This is just sad
I can't stand ASMR
Doesn't matter how cute a girl is or sounds. Hearing forced whispering, and all the smacky saliva noises inherent in the ASMR medium is like nails on a chalkboard to me.
Also, this may be a Mongolian equine studies bulletin board system, but the sort of person who would find enjoyment out of listening to a fictional sci fi customer service call with completely arbitrary whispering seems really really sad. Like "lonely weird old folks that call businesses and offices to talk to strangers," sad. .
I don't see why you criticize ASMR. It's very respectable art.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG7htXR1csA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNZHag0RE18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRnkWDcmPic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83m6kdxdhC8
How chunky do you like your barf-tingle ?
>>72290889
The first 30 seconds strike me as degenerate. Degenerate ASMR is when it becomes attention-whoring.
>>72291046
>dominating the attention and feelings of the men who watch them
I buy into that part of it although I probably don't see it as something quite as sinister as you might. It's degeneracy regardless.
>>72288701
This is fake all, my girlfriends are nagging, bantering and farting holes.
>>72291830
If these fags invested in their hobby and bought the right program (RX if you're interested in the name) they can remove those with pretty much the click of a button. I also heard eating apples before recording helps
>>72288701
ASMR ear to ear close whispers (English+Italian), lens brushing - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhns4nTSY0Y
this one is pretty based
>>72307647
>>72308157
Literally been in love with her for 2 years, I need help
>>72288701
>tfw half-degenerate
I can't stand "human" ASMR, people talking, whispering, doing mouth noises or scratching things highly irritates me, though I find humming or monotone sounds like air conditioners, fans and muffled industrial machinery really soothing
