>http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-36136635
>An Australian man has taken himself to hospital after a venomous redback spider bit him on the penis.
>The tradesman was using a portable toilet on a Sydney building site on Wednesday morning when he was bitten.
>A spokesperson for St George Hospital confirmed that a 21-year-old man was treated for a redback bite.
>The redback spider, closely related to the black widow spider, is distinguished by a long red stripe on its abdomen.
>The spider's bite causes severe pain, sweating and nausea.
>tfw even the bogan porta potties try to kill you
How can bogans even survive?
yeah those are some mean little spooders
love getting under chairs
you have to have a no mercy stomp policy with them
here saying "A redback bit my penis" has a completely different meaning for americans
>>72288425
>The spider's bite causes severe pain, sweating and nausea
Weak.
>The Brazilian wandering spiders appear in Guinness World Records from 2010 as the world's most venomous spider. Guinness World Records states that although the Brazilian wandering spider venom is the most toxic, an effective antivenom is available and few fatalities occur.
>Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism in humans. Erections resulting from the bite are uncomfortable, can last for many hours and can lead to impotence. A component of the venom (Tx2-6) is being studied for use in erectile dysfunction treatments.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider
>>72289232
if theres one thing brazilians need, its more impotence
>>72289232
>although the Brazilian wandering spider venom is the most toxic, an effective antivenom is available and few fatalities occur.
gay
>tfw spiders feed off my skin until they grow bold enough to taunt me in the day and then I take that taunted moment in time as fuel to capture the son of a bitch in glass jars to show off my teeth to and then release into the wild
get on my level
>>72289484
HUE SCIENCE
Get good, Australia.
>>72288425
>The man asked the doctor to relieve the pain but leave the swelling
>>72289549
chimped up this thread real fast raul
![NWCGL1N[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OTLHFux.jpg "NWCGL1N[1].jpg")
>non-Americans thinking their tough
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarantula_hawk
>Tarantula hawk wasps are relatively docile and rarely sting without provocation. However, the sting—particularly that of P. grossa—is among the most painful of any insect, though the intense pain only lasts about three minutes
>One researcher described the pain as "…immediate, excruciating pain that simply shuts down one's ability to do anything, except, perhaps, scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations.
>>72289901
Maybe you shouldn't post this shit everyday if you don't want it to get chimped, Chang.
>>72288425
> Australia
> Never set foot in this country
>>72290056
spider bites are part of daily life here, this red back and some others are ones you avoid though because they can make your limbs fall off
>>72290044
Fucking Cazadors man
>>72290044
i got stung by like 50 of these one time didnt even feel it
>this is exactly why i dont wanna go to australia
>the one reason
>i dont go to australia
>rather be in india for a week
>>72290514
Still waiting on the discovery of Indian poo spiders to finally have an excuse to never travel anywhere
>reading this thread
>feel a crawling sensation on my lower back
Fucking hell
When out door plumbing was all the rage the dick was the most common place to get bitten by a redback. The fuckers love hiding under toilet seats. That cobined with the fact Australians have the largest penises in the world (Scientific fact look it up) it was a recipe for disaster
>>72290887
>When out door plumbing was all the rage
1990's?
>tfw you common wealth cousin 'straya has practically india tier poo habits
>>72290328
Tell me more about limbs falling off.
>>72289491
I capture spiders and put them in a makeshift colloseum with preying manti that I find inside the house.
I've even seen a tagteam of two manti take down a moderately sized avondale. Only one of them made it though.
RIP in peace you brave soldier.
>>72288425
>dem thick ass spider legs
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>>72291106
building conveniently placed toilets is DESIGNATED tier?
>>72290392
I'll take things that never happened for 1000.
![Australia+inb4+someone+puts+the+thing+upside+down+and+says_4a8d50_5400816[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j1FKdhX.jpg "Australia+inb4+someone+puts+the+thing+upside+down+and+says_4a8d50_5400816[1].jpg")
>>72288425
>>72289232
>Erections resulting from the bite are uncomfortable, can last for many hours and can lead to impotence.
>the venom (Tx2-6) is being studied for use in erectile dysfunction treatments.
I'm pretty sure you'd get blisters on your dick
>>72290044
>Worldwide distribution of tarantula hawks includes areas from India to Southeast Asia, Africa, Australia, and the Americas
American """"education""""
I once found a black widow in a carton of grapes, it hissed at me...
fuck globalisation
>>72291384
>inside A FUCKING SPIDER NEST
>"conveniently placed"
jejs tip top shitposting
>>72291176
>being proud of leprosy
I love being in a country where no animals want to kill me and healthcare is easy to obtain, privately or through the NHS
>>72291550
Worth it
>calling a black widow a redback
Holy shit you australians are backwards. You and the abos belong together
>>72288425
could have been worse, it could have been a male platypus stinging him in his balls
>>72291785
>Bongistan
>no animals want to kill me
Top kek
This is why you always check under the toilet seat no matter where you are. Snakes are a problem too, I'll be doing some landscaping or gardening and this motherfucker I didn't even spot thinks we're dueling to the death and he's worked up the courage over the past 15mins to strike at me. Bitch please, I don't have time to poke you with a stick, just fuck off back into the bush and lick a cane toad.
Most of the flora and fauna of Australia is especially retarded. You would literally have to jab a snake in the eye with your dick to get it to bite, but some of them get ballsy and they are hard to spot. Meanwhile in America a bald eagle parachutes in a rattle snake to bite your baby's face.
The biggest killer is crocodiles and sharks. Both victim groups are self-selecting, don't play by the water's edge Billy or a croc will getcha. Oh mum, don't be silly, there's no such thing as crocod...*splish splash* *gluglug*...Billy? Billy? BILLY?
and retarded surfers who wear black wetsuits and look like seals.
>>72291176
I'm not talking about leopard bites but ratjer "Necrotic arachnidism"
see http://lifeinthefastlane.com/toxicology-conundrum-018/
>>72291900
They're different species fuckwit
>>72291900
you give us a bad name
>>72292157
>>72292185
Kill yourself senpai
>>72291610
I've been bitten by a black widow, other than localized swelling and soreness and feeling like I had caught the flue for a day, it's really not a big deal unless you're old or an infant.
>patriarchal descendant of a generation of convicted sex offenders who formed a nation decides to rape wildlife
>gets his privilege completely fucking checked
I see no problem here. Maybe the loss of his little toy will prompt him to be less oppressive towards his wife's daughter.
>>72291106
>yfw When you realise you'll never be bitten by a redback because Canadian dick is too short to poke under the toilet seat.
>>72292447
explain:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrAR1269lPw
>>72292125
>http://lifeinthefastlane.com/toxicology-conundrum-018/
>A ‘true’ white-tailed spider bite can be managed by applying an ice pack and taking oral analgesia (e.g. paracetamol).
>Assessment by a doctor is not necessary.
Step it up, senpai.
>>72290044
>americuck thinks he's "though"
Go back to prepping your bull.
>>72292718
>The brown recluse, or fiddleback, spider (Loxosceles reclusa) is a known cause of necrotising arachnidism (in this case called ‘loxoscelism’). In southern Brazil, loxoscelism is considered a serious public health problem, with 3000 annual reports of loxosceles bites. However, loxoscelism is rare even where brown recluse spiders are an abundant native species and peoples’ homes support large populations of the spiders. Treatment options for loxoscelism are diverse and controversial. A conservative approach is often all that is required because the condition is often self-limiting.
SOUTHERN BRAZIL IS WHITE
>>72292718
its on internet, must be true, yolo
>>72292949
It's from your own link lel
>>72292986
you seemed to think i was referring to leopard bites
>>72292866
Bitches don't know bout muh Atrax robustus and Hadronyche formidabilis
>>72293121
I didn't tho
>>72289232
VIAGRA CEO HATES HIM
FIND OUT HOW
USING THE 1 SIMPLE SPIDEY TRICK
>>72293143
>Atrax robustus
>Funnel-web spider venom contains a compound known as atracotoxin, an ion channel inhibitor, which makes the venom highly toxic for humans and other primates
>and other primates
I'll give you that one.
>>72293232
No use crying over fallen limbs, bro.
>>72293379
today was a good day, I shared knowledge about spider bites with someone in brazil. the internet is amazing technology
>>72293382
yeah, i touched poison ivy once too
> Irukandji syndrome includes an array of systemic symptoms, including severe headache, backache, muscle pains, chest and abdominal pain, nausea and vomiting, sweating, anxiety, hypertension, tachycardia and pulmonary edema. One unusual symptom associated with the syndrome is a feeling of "impending doom". Patients have been reported as being so certain they are going to die, they beg their doctors to kill them to get it over with. Symptoms generally abate in four to 30 hours, but may take up to two weeks to resolve completely.
>>72293528
The feeling is mutual, spider bro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlog6ERFZTc
>>72293715
kek'd cool image bro
>>72293382
>bogan finds the most poisonous plant in the world
>touches it and spends years in agony recovering
>names it "gympie gympie" or "gympie" for short
you cant make this shit up
>>72290044
>One researcher described the pain as "…immediate, excruciating pain that simply shuts down one's ability to do anything, except, perhaps, scream.
lmao
have you tried not being such a softcunt
>>72290514
>>72290715
Why travel? It's short as fuck, costs a fortune, and you're liable to catch some fucking disease or get mugged/robbed/raped/murdered by some savage, even in Europe.
>>72293327
Kek
>>72291610
>it hissed at me
I... what?
>The blue-ringed octopus, despite its small size, carries enough venom to kill 26 adult humans within minutes. Their bites are tiny and often painless, with many victims not realizing they have been envenomated until respiratory depression and paralysis start to set in. No blue-ringed octopus antivenom is available yet, making it one of the deadliest reef inhabitants in the ocean.
>>72294064
to be fair if you want to travel all over canada you might have to end up shooting one two of these. Their hair stands up while they eat otherwise they start killing each other
>>72294327
>Their hair stands up while they eat otherwise they start killing each other
How come?
>>72294416
Show aggression, and alertness, you relax or not backing your shit up, you get fucked up.
>>72294416
if your hair doesnt stand up you look weak
if you look weak you die, or they throw you out of the pack
and then you die alone
grizzly are also no joke. they have absolutely no fear of humans
>>72293715
Kek thats an awesome image.
>>72289232
If your erection lasts for 4 or more hours, call your friends and brag about it.
>>72293715
>the morse code for hue
ayylmao
>>72289232
and thye live in bananas too huehue.
>>72289232
>aw no, fuck me im brazilian and this spider bites given me an erection! fuck what am i gonna do?!
harden the fuck up cunt
>>72298256
>harden the fuck up cunt
Kinda hard to harden up when you're impotent desu
>>72291548
>not 1 image or verbal of opposition
>LOL
>>72293715
lmao
thx man
God your whole continent is just one big shitpost
When I was in the army, I had female soldiers under my supervision. One of them got bitten by a brown recluse spider, on her crotch. We were out in the field and she went into the woods to pee. She sat on a fallen log to pee and the spider was there. She screams and I ran in to see. Had to rush her to the base hospital. Had rotting flesh around her cooter for weeks.
>>72289232
Brazilian wandering spider you say?
>>72291176
You might have a lot of leopards but Canada has a lot of cougars
>>72303439
but is the ass still good?
>>72291176
No wonder abos never made it out of the stone age, goddamn. Between cassowaries, spiders biting your dick off, and spiders so big they eat birds I don't know how humans could, or why they would, even live there
>>72303858
The official reason is there arent enough farm-able crops and domesticated animals to advance
the real reason is abos are fucking retarded
>>72288425
Not politics. Not reddit.
>>72292847
Am I though?
>>72303943
Obviously. But like African niggers are just lazy with no excuse, if I had to live in a place full of spiders that bite your dick off I'd just kill myself
I was on a research trip in Paraguay and got bit by 4 bullet ants. You faggots don't know pain.
>>72305126
We have fire ants man,
