Has anyone else noticed the extreme in surge of people with a crush on Canada in these last few years?
Not just liberals wanting to run away from Trump, like literal people wanting to move to Canada for no real reason other than it being "America without America" or some other bullshit reason.
Fuck Canada
>>72274957
Most Canadians are brainwashed cucks who deny our vast number of problems because "so progressive, so nice, so apologetic, feels good to be Canadian"
Years of implementing socialism and anti-American sentiment from globalist hacks like Pierre Trudeau will do that to you.
>>72275481
fucking this
please lend us based trump for a month after hes elected so we can execute all the libshits and ndpers
>>72275704
we'll just fucking annex you. theres literally no point in being separate countries, especially when you guys get the raw end of the deal & have no real army or home arsenal. or barbeque. plus your weather is harsh enough to ensure only nonbitches would move north.
ive always liked canadians in general. not exactly what OP is describing, more of a protective instinct, as toward a family member- like a younger brother.
>>72275481
>>72275704
because adapting your economic policies & foreign affairs to the ever changing world is a bad thing?
PT is probably the best thing that will happen to your middle tier country for years to come.
>>72274957
quints. check 'em.
>>72274957
>Dumped Britain
>Changed main flag to A FUCKING LEAF
Fucking disgusting, should be ashamed
>>72277584
Also you got your gun laws KEKED and you stupid fucks welcomed so many foreigners it's like you want to be the next Sweden
Canada used to be good
>777777777
>>72277263
Va chier pute nègre.
fuckoff usa your country is a shithole and you know it let us chill out in the cold. keep your bullshit on your side of niagara. thanks faggot op
>>72277971
Niagara is a fucking shithole
Cities in Canada are shitholes
They need to be removed like tumors
>>72277839
>>72277971
so what exactly did i say that made it sound like i was attempting to phrase the concept as a question.
>>72277564
so close
I always enjoyed these subtle Canada threads. Also the current year, brothers! Next current year we can celebrate weed like true fucking leafs.
>>72274957
I agree
I don't really get the whole "if x happens I'm moving to Canada"
At least they're not like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34
>>72274957
Canada is extra active and salty right now because the can't produce a playoff team in their made-up sport
>>72278351
http://www.cabn.ca/en/canadian-burn-units-survivor-support-groups
your not welcome in canada burgers so fuck off
>>72278676
shhh. its easier if you dont fight it.
>>72274957
>image of canadian watching hockey
>drinking a budweiser
The fuck?
>>72275704
You could do that, but you wouldn't be left with a Canada afterwards
>>72274957
It's Asian expats :^)
>>72274957
>Budweiser
>not Moosehead, Labbat, Molson, steam whistle
>>72278351
That's only because we buy out all their good players and bring them to the US to play for our teams!
>>72278829
There's a lot of American things that Canadians assume are Canadian. Kraft macaroni and cheese, for example, or Budweiser, or even General Motors.
>>72279062
It's called Kraft Dinner / KD in Leafistan
they just don't know any better. Theres no way in hell millennials can cope living in Canada
can't even get a decent smartphone, order stuff online or even own your own place without paying a fortune
they're going to have to forfeit like half the things they enjoy to be here
>>72279224
At least they can buy milk in bags
>>72279124
this
that leaf is an impostor!
>>72279224
There's also a very good chance they'll hate the winter, and there's a very good chance that weed will not be legalized, so'll they bitching about that as well. Oh an the internet companies here are horrible.
>>72277839
>>72278154
They have an inferiority complex
They can't be reasoned with.
Even when you say nice things about them (like what you did earlier) they will still take it as an insult due to feeling large amounts of loathing and defeat within themselves and venting out the resulting frustration as a result.
That's basically why the biggest shit posters on this board are those under the Canadian flag.
Just ignore them.
I want to fuck and then marry a cute eskimo girl
>>72279935
Good luck with that.
>>72278154
>>72279544
>we'll just fucking annex you
>Even when you say nice things about them
Yeah, that's fucking nice to say Jamal El Chapoberg
>>72274957
They don't understand how shit it really is here. They think the whole country is Toronto/Vancouver with the igloos and ice fishing just an hour trip up north.
And people probably think free healthcare amazing when in reality its trash and nothing to be envied. It takes weeks to a month in order to see a specialist for something that could get worse.
>>72274957
I lived in SK which is absolutely infested with Canadians. Even dated a few. Now I have snow fever.
>>72279467
as opposed to the benevolent borderline charity internet providers in the US.
Why do you assume we want your faggot, liberal arts degree toting bottom feeders?
We've got enough of them, thanks.
>>72279935
no you don't
>>72277263
Please do, would save a lot of us the trouble of emigrating
>>72279467
theyll move to canada for ~2 years, then move back to portland, oregon, which will immediately make it a hellhole. again. im so sick of these hipster fucks, everybody else im the state is a redneck but once you get an infestation of the bastards nothing can get them out
>>72279544
theyre so damn TESTY
>>72280002
fuck you, we're gonna love you frostbastards whether you want us to or not. youll make a great 51st state
>>72280266
Canada annexation would cause a massive Gun Company Boom
>>72279467
>There's also a very good chance they'll hate the winter
The whites would probably tough it out, provided global warming doesn't give us more shit-tier mild winters like we just had.
>and there's a very good chance that weed will not be legalized
Anyone who thought it would should go play in traffic. The LPC has been dangling that carrot since 1993 to get the hippies to snub the NDP.
>Oh an the internet companies here are horrible
I'm tempted to move to one of these rural areas that have one ISP that is actually fucking based instead of choosing between these fucking telecom cartels. Even Telus has data caps now.
>>72280340
Sure....
Anyway burgerclaps you dont want to live here, the weather is misery and you have even less ways to meaningfully participate in society.
>>72280002
you realize it says heath and not health right?
>>72280355
>global warming
You guys had a nice one on the west coast. Here on the east it sucked.
>>72280355
There are plans with the telecoms that have unlimited data they just don't advertise them on their websites for obvious reasons, and the same goes for a pay as you go phone. I have a plan now that gives me unlimited texts and calling after 6pm for 120 dollars a year as a pay as you go plan.
>>72280568
If we get another shitty winter though, it might kill off all those Syrian refugees.
>>72280162
they cant SURVIVE THE WINTER. we ship them to you, they die in a year. the strong survive. then, ship yours down here, and they perish when it gets above freezing. im happy in Oregon, you should come sometime.
>>72280266
like seafood? forests? den good coffee? come & visit
>>72275704
we should do a swap, send the liberal Americans over here in exchange for conservative Canadians going to the states
>>72280196
>if Anglo-Canada had stuck to working hard at making its own culture and identity instead of lazily accepting it from America, then the girls would have looked like this
Shame.
>>72280914
fuck off cajun frog
>>72280998
What state is he from?
I don't have the extension
>>72281066
I'm actually not French lol,
I specifically mentioned "Anglo-Canada" because the French part of Canada still has somewhat of a unique identity.
>>72280613
Sounds interesting, what is it? I'm not a normie who needs to send 200 texts per day, so I switched to 7-11 recently.
I had a Roger's piece of shit plan that had jack shit besides voice mail for 20 bux a month. Hated it.
>>72281156
MMMUAAAAAAAAAH
>>72274957
Life is pretty good up here. Very comfy. Its like America with more social safety and without the warm-climate savagery
