itt American "cuisine"
>>72271604
>Not a burger
You done fucked up, senpai
>>72271701
or did I?
you cook it with a little maple syrup and wash it down with grape soda
>>72271604
>>72271678
Exactly, Jew's tremble before the true Aryan and Saxon food of the Vikings!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE
>>72271604
Fuck you, Spam is delicious.
>>72271604
>>72271604
>>72271808
>grape soda
Found the nigger
>>72271604
I bought this shit once out of curiosity because I've never had it. I took one whif of that shit and threw it right in the trash. Absolutely disgusting.
>>72271604
SPAM is a British food.
Dipwad.
>>72271604
The is Hawaiian cuisine
>>72271604
Isn't spam actually one of the better processed meats?
>>72271990
I enjoy it. I usually slice it and fry it up like bacon for breakfast. delicious.
>there are people here who don't like spam
get the fuck off my board.
>>72271794
>>72271604
stop spamming us with your shitty spam
>>72272214
i won't say poo in the loo but the guys under me will.
>>72271945
fuck I haven't had sausage gravy and biscuits in years. Definitely making some for breakfast this weekend.
>>72271990
Spam with tabasco is amazing. You fucked up.
How to eat SPAM:
>slice it in to thin slices
>cook slices in pan until crispy
>serve with scrambled eggs and Tabasco
It's like you've never been camping or really lived a day in your life.
>>72272116
this is true
they put it on everything over there
ever had SPAM sushi? SPAM McDonald's hamburgers? You can get them both in Honolulu.
I'm a fan of lightly fried spam and some canned beans. Good and relatively cheap.
>>72272313
The company agrees and sells it as a combo.
![iahzf11v2ogijw[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZVJXulU.jpg "iahzf11v2ogijw[1].jpg")
So much pride in manufacturing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-6gnFO11JY
>>72271604
Bacon wrapped pork tenderloin with apple cider dijon glaze.
>>72272843
this is absolutely retarded. But I can't stop watching. I love those old timey videos
>>72271604
>You will never get to eat this
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2858646/The-Roast-Beast-Restaurant-invents-Lambpigcow-makes-turducken-look-poultry-comparison.html
bitch please
>>72272385
>spam sushi
Sushi implies there's fish on it when there isn't.
Also, we don't have spam burgers you double nigger.
>>72272843
>>72271604
im proud of the fact that I've never touched Spam
I dont think many people actually even eat that shit anymore, maybe geriatrics that grew up on it in the 50s or someshit
>>72271604
fried spam sandwich is delicious 2bh famalam
>>72272020
you're fucking retarded SPAM is 100% American. Turn in your burger card and await deportation
>>72272119
during WW2 it was huge because it wasn't classified as a meat product and therefore wasn't rationed
I seem to remember reading about how it kept so well that it was even used as currency between soldiers at one point
>>72271604
Every country has canned food.
OP is grasping at straws here
>>72271604
Spam's delicious. Love it with hash & eggs.
Nothing is wrong with spam you petty faggots.
>>72271604
even the burgers are niggered
you dun goofed amerikkka
t. britcuck on vacation
>>72271604
Fry those slices up and make a sandwich, son, preferrably with mayo and lettuce and tomato if you insist.
Or eat with eggs at breakfast.
>>72274822
>Eating fast food
>>72274548
well the U.S. also produced a metric shit ton of it as before that shoulder pork ham basically went to waste. Most older WW2 survivor Euro's know it as specially processed American meat. We pretty much fed most of Europe with SPAM towards the end of WW2.
>>72271604
pic related, most redpilled food there is
>>72273487
It's like the plot for a fuckin' horror movie.
>>72274822
I know you're one of us mate, that's an Australian burger.
>eating meat
>ever
>>72274993
>canned food
>redpilled
>>72274993
>redpilled
>anything canned
improper canning can lead to botulism which will destroy nervous tissue
>>72272843
Wow I watched this whole video for some reason. It was rather pleasant.
>>72275193
no shit, that's why you check if it's bulging
>>72275154
enjoy your mcdonalds faggot
>>72274822
thosee buns are black ebcuase they put the puns in soy sauce .
funny thing is no american fast food joint does it in america
try again nigger
>>72274114
sorry, you are correct, not spam burgers
![IndianPudding1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ju4UMPV.jpg "IndianPudding1[1].jpg")
>>72271604
>>72275387
>food is either canned or mcdonald's-tier
>>72272256
POO
>>72274114
also
>>72271604
>tfw you don't have nation cuisine because you've always been so blessed by prosperity and have never had to "invent" food and steal other cultures.
i can buy a 8 oz strip for 6 dollars. why do i care?
Spam is like an American slav food
Mmmm, Spam. I just had one for lunch. Fucking delicious. With mayo and swiss cheese. You got Spam sandwich. I fucking love it.
To people who hate Spam, you got shitty tastes. I feel sorry for you.
>>72275387
it's not even about making sure its properly closed dipshit. It can also occur from improper season/flash heating techniques. There are so many steps to canning that can go wrong.
you basically have to be a cuck to a well-skilled canner or risk getting a nervous tissue breakdown everytime you make a food like this
extremely bluepilled
There is literally nothing wrong with eating spam.
>>72272843
Why can't the country still be like this
>ITT
Vegans BTFO
>>72271945
That looks so fucking delicious.
>>72276120
>>72276189
both accurate statements
>>72271990
Yeah. It's an acquired taste. For some reason the Samoans in Hawaii consume something like 50% of all SPAM sold in the US. Of course, most of them look like pic related.
I've tried, and tried to develop a taste for it. Tabasco, bacon/eggs, pineapple, BBQ sauce, etc. Nope nope. I've just never been hungry enough.
I actually picked up a can of spam once out of curiosity. Fried some of it and made a sandwich. The next day fried the rest and had it with eggs.
Honestly it wasn't that bad.
>>72271604
Slice, throw in a skillet, add a piece of sliced processed cheese food on top, serve with mashed potatoes, rolls, and sweet tea. Mmm mmm.
* samoan
>>72276405
Did you tried Original? It is the best.
>>72271946
>purple soda
Purple drink
Hi america-kun, I have some questions for you :
- Is really there some problem with obesity in the USA or is it just a meme ?
- Is it true that in the USA, the junkfood is cheaper than fresh vegetables and fresh fruits ?
>>72276559
Yup. Always tasted like greasy bland meat loaf. I really want to like it, because I am really not a picky eater at all. But for some reason it makes me just kind of chew it and go "eh...".
I fully appreciate those who enjoy it. I really want to because I see picky eaters as loser-tier.
fried spam is the shit
>>72271913
Step the fuck aside, chicken and waffles are god tier
>>72271604
Damn right Spam!!!
During WWII, women in europe would sell their bodies for it. Fathers would sell thier daughters. The french would even trade their white flags for a tin.
Spam fed armies, civillians, women, children, men, POWs, German soldiers that would trade for it.
Spam was the food that won WWII.
>>72276698
1. It's a meme but its also true
2. no
we have really fucking cheap food here, the expensive shit is the junkfood
>>72276905
> we have really fucking cheap food here, the expensive shit is the junkfood
Okay so if people get fat, it is because they are fucking lazy, right ?
>>72276405
Spam is the fried chicken of samoans. They even make fucking sushi with it.
Spam's pretty good. I don't eat it that often, as it's not that healthy, but it tasted damn good.
It also helps that there's about 30 flavors at the grocery every time I go there.
>>72276698
Yes and yes. Greens aren't too expensive here in Ohio, but pound for pound, junkfood is incredibly cheap.
>>72275973
>Crying about botulism
Botulism happens like 20 times a year out of the billions of canned food in America, are you really this retarded?
>>72276698
A McDonalds cheeseburger cost $1. There's really nothing cheaper.
>>72277031
Brb hopping in the car, gonna go get some. Fucking love in-n-out.
>>72276698
Yes very many over weight people and it's usually the poor and the poorest that get food stamps, but no we aren't all fatties. I see more average people that fat burgers daily and I live in the south.
No junk food is not cheaper. It's an excuse used by poor fat slobs that don't know how to eat healthy. It costs a lot less to cook yourself and eat healthy foods than it does to consume crappy fast food and other garbage, tho we do have a lot of fast food joints, always close by. You're never more than 10 minutes from a burger.
>>72276769
It is fine. The Way of Spam is not for everyone.
>>72276698
Obesity indeed is problem is here. However, most people over hype it. We are working on it.
BTW, we are not fattest nation in the world anymore.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/04/22/youll-never-guess-the-worlds-fattest-country-and-no-its-not-the-u-s/
I don't know how to archive it. However, chart is good chart in the article.
>>72271604
Popular in Okinawa too. Thanks to US influence.
>>72274822
I had one of the KFC black burgers. It was pretty good, but made my shit green. I wouldn't eat it again because of that.
>>72275852
Kekked
>>72271945
The South will rise again
In the form of light, flaky delicious biscuits
Which we shall then cover with gravy with chunks of tasty pork mixed in
Spam is proof that nothing good comes out of the U.S. It's about time we nuked them
>>72277172
It is possible to buy inexpensive healthy food and prepare a good family meal at home but...
...people are lazy and buy fast food for their family on the way home from work. Or spend their WIC (welfare) on soda and frozen processed food. Convenience often beats out health in the USA - just my opinion.
>>72271604
>Hawaiians are Americans now
>cruzshills have completely abandoned direct shilling in favor of b8 threads
>>72275852
I used to eat this, Spam Musubi, when I was stationed in Pearl Harbor
Not Bad/10
>>72277039
Yes. This is true anywhere really, even if the cheap junkfood meme was real and poor people had to eat junk food, as long as you eat less calories of it than you burn per day you will still lose weight.
>>72275455
>Participating McDonalds
>In Hawaii
SPAM as a staple is pretty much for the hula whores.
>>72277417
>flag
>>72277172
you could buy meat/bread/cheese to make 4 cheeseburgers bigger and cheaper per cheeseburger.
>>72277444
I ate it a few times when I was doing night mate work in Honolulu. I liked it as well.
>>72277031
>lettuce is thicker than the meat
>>72274993
I still find anchovies basically sort of gross, but discovered recently how good they are when you add anchovy paste to tomato sauce.
>>72272119
Yeah. 90% pork shoulder (a cut usually discarded because of how much harder it is to separate from the bone), 10% ham. Most other canned pork products are made up of lips, tongues, ect. Scraps.
Little known Amerifact.
SPAM is an acronym.
Stuff
Posing
As
Meat
>>72277417
>vegemite
>>72277093
LOO
>>72277974
Vegemite is God's gift to us.
>>72277939
it's really
Shoulder Pork Ham
you faggot
>>72277939
SPAM
SPiced hAM
>>72271604
wat is problem?
>>72278071
No, that's the sweet relief of death.
>>72271604
You mean Hawaiian
degenerates
>>72277428
WIC is not welfare, well it's a form of it I guess, but it's what pregnant bitches get and they only allow you to get cheese eggs cereal juice milk and shit like that. So not quite as bad as actual food stamps that niggers can get grape sodie, pork chops, and whatever else niggers consume. Most swap their food stamps at the quick rip for crack and beer money.
>>72277172
>tfw I remember double cheese burgers being .99, hamburgers were .59 man I would go in with a 5 and have food for 3 days.
>>72277260
Looks pretty good honestly. God I love Japan.
Posting tsushonka is a literal Spam thread.
>>72278200
There's sushi with it too. Hamburger sushi too.
>>72277848
I'll have to try that, I've been using them in my tuna sandwiches because mayo is fatty shit and tuna is bland as fuck and needs something to help its flavor.
>>72276938
roasts like that are best slow cooked in casseroles
>>72278147
Whats gross is chink restaurants all over cali actually try to serve this shit to me. I ask for musubi and theyre like "you want spam musubi?" Im like nah fuck that if I wanted can food I wouldnt be eating out
>>72278282
Some wasabi (the tube stuff) works pretty good.
>>72278083
>>72278090
>triggered SPAM eaters
lol
This shit has the smell and consistency of cat food. Ironically, cats won't touch the stuff.
>>72277417
>Fairy Bread
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy_bread
>>72278331
Cant wait to leave to California (mexico)
And move back to the real united states
Does anybody like corned beef?
>>72271604
For brown skinned sub-humans like you maybe.
>>72278189
Fun fact: more than 50% of infants in the US are in families that are on WIC.
#2: breast milk is still much better for infants
t. My wife used to be the competitive intelligence director at Mead Johnson, the #1 source of infant formula int he US. She's still in close contact with those in the industry.
>>72271990
You need to cut it into paper thin slices then fry them.
It's like cheese, how you eat it is key.
>>72277305
Why, does it make you self-conscious? Are you worried that people will see your green shits? Where are you shitting, that everyone will see your green shits and laugh at you for it?
>>72276156
That's like someone in the future watching a commercial from our time and saying "wow america used to be so great"
>>72278618
Because shitting green isn't right.
It doesn't matter of it causes no harm, I just don't like green shit and ham.
>>72277417
Many people think the U.S is the laughing stock of the world, but they only laugh behind our backs.
The inception of Australia is a big joke and you continue to be joked about right to your faces.
>>72278933
>green shit and ham.
>not green shit and spam.
One job, Australia.
>>72279104
Fucking cunt of a thing, I thought I wrote spam.
Shits fucked now.
>>72278367
I always add S&B Wasabi paste (the only decent brand I can get here in Florida) to my tuna fish. It tastes fantastic.
>>72279294
Low-fat chili mayo works well too.
Some Thai cooking sauces work well too.
>>72274114
Incorrect. Sushi refers to the vinegared rice. That's why you can, in fact, have spam sushi.
>>72279104
could you fucking stop posting pictures of my wife?
leave my rhino alone
>>72271794
DUDE
>>72274114
sushi=vinegared rice
neta=the topping.
You can put whatever you want on the rice. Sushi chains are getting a little fucked, to be honest.
>>72272843
>>72272843
Watched the whole thing. Thanks, anon.
>>72279799
Sushi ain't official American food until you can get it deep fried at a county fair.
>>72272843
"I want to be the first person to non-ironically visit the Spam museum"
>>72277444
Dude, are really you that old? What the fuck man! Do you still remember the attacks?!
>most likely a troll but i'm replying anyways
>>72280052
Sushi is Japan's.
But you could put tempura on the rice, batter, and deep fry it for double deep-fried tempura.
>>72271604
It's more like American survival food. Spam lasts forever. That's why people buy it.
https://mobile.twitter.com/OutOfEmotions/status/725410279815831552/video/1
>>72280227
>that feel when you never have to wear pants
>>72279799
The hell kinda sushi is that?
>>72280380
My wife feels lazy when she spends an entire day off inside cleaning, cooking, etc., with never having to put pants on.
I consider it an achievement. Differences.
>>72280538
Simmered shark fin.
>>72278331
>>72278441
>commiefornia
wew, you have that high capacity assault weapon with that shoulder thing that goes up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI6eE_FAwao
This is a typical American snack.
>>72278299
nigga that's not a roast, it's a steak and they're best cooked on a charcoal grill.
>>72280153
>>72278455
Yes, in a Reuben. They only decent sandwich the merchants gave us.
>>72271604
Put that on a skillet and cook it then layer some cheese on it and it's actually pretty fucking good.
>>72280227
Would you divorce her before of after she got this fucking fat ?
>>72280701
Great now my mouth is watering.
>the way that pork just falls apart
>>72280701
First webm that's made me gag desu. Not even the one with that guy in the septic tank did.
>>72280917
She weighs about 52kg, so there'd be lots of time to stop it.
>tfw she just walks around in tights.
I honestly can't tell the difference between /int/ and /pol/ anymore
>>72280701
Looks disgusting. Why would you hack up meat like that?
And just spraying sauce everywhere, come the fuck on
>>72272843
C-o-m-f-y
>>72271604
Best channel on youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZhnpAhYmb0
>>72281135
>why would you hack up meat like that
To serve it you damn savage
>>72273229
>all that unrendered fat
What's worse, SPAM or vegemite?
>>72281221
>out of bounds
>>72281422
Vegemite
At least with spam you can fry it up to make it taste like bacon
>>72281221
Yeah you can cut meat without ripping it to pieces. That guy may as well be using a spoon they way he's cutting it.
Just because it's tender doesn't mean you have to smoosh it to shit
>>72281422
Vegemite.
Spam actually started it's life as an animal. A pig
Vegemite is closer to pond scum on the tree of life.
>>72271990
>doesn't even taste it
>judges food solely on smell
such ignorance
Macaroni and cheese with tomato and spam is top-tier.
>>72280227
There is literally nothing wrong with this
All these haters of barbecue.
Even Aussies get it wrong.
>>72281506
Oh you mean when he used his hands?
That's called pulled pork/beef, makes for a tender and flavorful sandwich or just standalone dish
>>72281728
No with the knife as well, although he was over zealous with the pulled pork as well but fucking drenching that in sauce was worse.
>>72281025
>>72281135
>never had texas bbq
>>72271794
Checkmate!
>>72275852
7/11 has the best musubi
Gumbo... I wish all of the world would stuff this in their mouths
>>72275392
Those buns are black because of squid ink you mong
>putting so much fucking soy sauce on bread that it turns black
Can even comprehend how salty that would be
>>72282228
About this salty.
>>72278276
I've had that with pasta, and surprisingly its great.
The ultimate question: How do you like your spam?
>>72281342
Was tasty.
Ribs?
>>72282389
I had it as-is, and I agree.
Kentucky Bourbon
>>72282504
Try frying together with onion and pasta.
>>72272843
>>72272843
>be muslim
>watch this
triggered
>>72278282
>mayo is fatty shit
>this oily greasy fish enriched with mercury is much better
>>72282683
I will if I get another can.
>>72282683
With some special sauce : Butter and Ketchup
>>72271604
they make that shit taste good in Hawaii
American food is actually pretty great, except the chocolate. Fucking awful.
>>72272843
Neat video, reminded me of fallout 4!
>>72276698
Yeah junk food is cheaper. Like chips hotdogs. Frozen dinners. Cakes. Canned foods and cup-soup. Fast food is pretty cheap too. You can get a burger on the value menu for like a dollar each.
>>72283036
It really is. I go out of my why to buy the Mexican or the European chocolates. The chocolates here are basically sugared plastics.
>>72283181
Spam is a solid block of fiambre sold on cans? and people fry it ??
>>72271794
Fucking spot on meal there, mate.
>>72283181
>Yeah junk food is cheaper
You can get a fucking pound of frozen veggies for a dollar at most grocery stores.
Balut is supposed to be really good in the Philippines and Southeast Asia.
>>72275852
MUSUBI!
brb goin back to hawaii
>>72281827
>homo doesn't know shit about BBQ and thinks he can front like if no one is gonna call him out
>>72283376
Spam is like Welfare food.
>>72283528
The gooks will eat almost anything and have even figured how to make shit edible.
>white people just eat spam raw and then wonder why it's nasty
Fry that shit
>>72283738
The steak created out of feces?
>>72280227
Why does it look like Lickitung?
Who knew fried slices of dog food could taste so good?
>>72281135
>newzer knowing jack shit about BBQ
>>72283588
Not even hobos eat canned food here.I don't know about you, but we only buy it in loafs, also we eat it on sandwiches only.
>>72271604
Let's be honest here.
It's ONLY construed as fine cuisine in Hawaii.
>>72274993
>>72284167
The imitation Spam at ghetto niggers and Welfare faggots get is actually a nice alternative to mainline dog food brand. It's a bit cheaper and does not taste so bad.
>>72281135
>New Zealand confirmed for just eating meat off a giant bone like fucking Fred Flintstone
>>72273276
you sound retarded with that comment.
>>72281210
Based BBQ pit boys
Half of my recipes that I typically use now come from them.
>place slices of spam on cookie sheet
>cover spam with mashed potatoes
>pour cream of celery on it
>heat in oven
Shits pretty good.
>>72272677
"Mechanically separated chicken" only sounds slightly disturbing.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT SPAM
pic related
>>72277444
also check'd
>>72277031
Why did I ever move to the east coast?
no one but pacific islanders eats spam
pic related is some real American cuisine
I like to cut my spam real thin and fry it crisp.
Good shit right there.
>>72280701
looks so fucking good goy-kun
>>72277433
Berenstiener too eh?
>>72280227
>All those grodies
>>72285481
Here's a more comical fat person.
>>72271604
>>72271945
>no eggs over easy
m8...
>>72281135
>>72281025
are you two faggots?
>>72271913
>i just love the crunch
>>72278397
I can't tell if that's worse than Toast Sandwich
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich
>>72276156
because liberal Democrats
>>72271794
>bacon spam burger.
>mfw
>>72272843
Back when America was great. No degenerates, muslims, feminists, faggots, and transgenders.
>>72282129
Yes
>>72285553
You don't know how much I hate fat people. I seriously talk about it everyday with my boss. Eat less. Do more. It's not that hard to not be a complete waste of a human life.
>>72286132
Stop hunting whales and they get uppity, land or sea.
>>72285595
>responds to posters with those flags.
What is the optimum spam cut width?
Dubs will choose how i cook spam from now on.
Sense a ble answers please you fucking crooked nosed cunts
>>72271990
>throwing away perfectly good food
you are what is wrong with this country
>>72275852
This shit is 10-hundred-times better than it looks. Fucking spam Musubi from the shoppette. Gimmmmmmmee threeeee.
![160327-spam-display_8e0478e685bf0b9f2d18312c62bbb876.nbcnews-fp-1200-800[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CvEkgrx.jpg "160327-spam-display_8e0478e685bf0b9f2d18312c62bbb876.nbcnews-fp-1200-800[1].jpg")
It is delicious as fuck when cooking.
>>72276698
Yes, very cheap junk food/fast food
Yes a bit, DONT LISTEN TO FAGS SAYING NO.
Brand name junk food is the most expensive shit next to quality produce.
That said, a lot of the fatty shit also comes from CHEAP fucking calories. The off-brand and cheap foods are over processed, filled with shit and calories.
Think of it this way, theirs a lot of really cheap but good tasting but bad food here.
That said, healthy food isnt really out of anyones pricerange unless you are legit homeless, thats when I guess McDonalads 400+ calorie 1 dollar meals come into play.
>>72285966
it feels like this is how it was 10 years ago
we need to fix whatever's gone wrong
british cuisine [sic]
>>72285553
How do you not just decide to blow your brains out after your ASS of all things keeps you from exiting a building?
>>72285311
>eating bugs
>american
you wont fool anyone chink
>>72286735
>pork products
I don't think so.
>>72286751
Do you honestly think they still have enough range of motion for that, or the elephant rounds?
>>72286735
okay the goose neck is alright, but isn't the rest of that dog chow?
