Behold the newest fresh meme, ISIS Mr Bean.
Full video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM3ElTvF52I
That video was surreal.
>vice
>>72263718
Watching it makes me wonder what's taking so long to remove them
>>72263964
remove them? do you believe the war meme? Its just people spending money on weapons and having fun desu..
>>72263964
and we sell the weapons
>>72264344
Oh basically just a big paintball game? sounds comfy
>>72264434
thats what happens when you are left alone in a country without government. party hard
>>72264687
might go over, sounds like a nice holiday idea
notice the cameras, and see pics below
>>72263240
>not posting the superior version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jPTrS-7d14
controlling the gun
driving
Play elegia over it
>>72264881
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>>72264808
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>>72265159
I really want eugen to make a Wargame on modern day middle east just to be able to see amazins IS decks
>>72265117
Fucking Abu Hajaar
>>72265361
C&C Generals is pretty close.
>>72263240
What is wrong with you, Abu Hajaar?
>>72264990
> that 3rd party PSX controller
oh god this is hilarious
Did anyone else lose their shit when Haji started tactical rolling at 5:25
fucking Abu Hajaar
>Tactical Rolls Intensify
What is wrong with you, Abu Hajaar?
>>72265838
me. i thought he was in pain for 1 sec. then few frames later they were all rolling. why did they leave the tank anyway?
Abu Hajaar, you're out of your element
>>72265964
Fresh content for y'all
>>72265982
Kurds shot a RPG into the drivers compartment and tore Khattab's face off. They were sitting ducks so they rolled away, Quick and makes you a small target
>>72264808
>>72264855
>>72264881
>>72264945
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>>72265261
It's like real life Mad Max, this is crazy
>dem ricochets
>>72265261
Mad Max confirmed
>>72266187
you are a small target, ok, but when you are in a tank you are no target, which was just proven by the fact that they got hit, and did not get hurt
>>72266293
I couldn't tell what they were shooting at.
It looks like a hill/bunker?
>>72265964
>SAA pinning down IS positions
>hail of gunfire, dust fills the air
>suddenly from the dust emerges Mr Bean's Mini Cooper covered in armor plating
>Abu Hajaar leans from the window firing an AK47
>get some rare oc for ye
>>72266288
the folder name is "witness me"
Did they all die?
>>72266476
with no survivors
>>72266288
>>72266362
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>>72266528
I'm wondering why they would get shot with an RPG before throwing themselves out of the IAV
:^)
>>72266420
If a drawfriend is reading, please we need a picture of this!
>>72266447
I can't handle all this impromptu apc shit.
This is too good.
HOWEVER. I like the idea of slatted side panels to conceal firing holes. Ultimately it probably catches more bullets, but the idea seems reasonable if you don't have the logistics to wage an actual war with proper equipment.
Abu Enginaar had a good thought.
>>72266557
>Salvini's wet dream
>>72266400
Trenches. Someone posted a video from the Peshmerga position (from another engagement, not the same).
>>72266627
>>72266288
>>72266362
handle this
>>72266924
oops
>>72266592
Surely the kurds expected one brother in the wreckage?
>>72266371
I know the Italians are wonderful craftsmen and artists, but Military tactics have never been your strong suit. If you are in an Immobilized tank with a dead driver and are taking direct fire nearby, you would have to be an Italian to want to stay in your steel coffin and not escape.
>>72266967
The fuck is the potato gun firing? That looks more like a prop and the folioge and civilization behind it make me question the validity of it as a vehicle of war.
>>72266813
link?
>>72267077
it's a dshk
>>72266999
>escape
To what? Not like there was a treeline to duck into. Just miles and miles of desert. They were dead the minute they lost the cabin. Best they could hope to do is dig out under the vehicle and try to plink people investigating the vehicle hours later.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DGE8lHZ.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>72264808
METAL BAWKSES
Seriously though, why does anyone think this video is so embarassing to the Islamic State? Do people think they just roll in every city without casualties?
>>72267077
I didn't save it, otherwise I would have posted it already.
There wasn't anything particularly interesting in the video anyway.
Essentially the information was just "it's trenches".
The Abu Hajar bits are a bit suspicious. They're wearing Iranian helmets and using Iranian weapons. Even the RPG's are Iranian Saegheh's
So either they killed Iranian troops and took them, or this is just propaganda
>>72266999
you did not convince me. they could have left the vehicle later, with the same results, but at least they would have shot all they had in the vehicle
>>72267279
It's traumatic for normies to see people so non-chalant while in mortal danger. So they assume the people in mortal danger feel humiliated when they're killed.
>rocket guy about to shoot with the backend in the truck
>dude at the end rolling away from the truck
wew. they sure are pragmatic about suicide bombing though
>>72264990
What a crock. These fucking retards could never wire something up like that
>>72263240
This is why the Middle East and Africa are fucked. It's nothing to do with European meddling, it's literally just brown people killing each other with anything they can get their hands on.
If you took away all their guns and weapons, they'd be killing each other with stones. And Europe wants to bring them all in. Stupid apes.
>>72263240
What is wrong with you, Abu Hajaar?
>>72267405
what do you think happened to their vehicle and equipment? It is safe to believe that helmets can outlive owners
Watch the back blast Abu Hajaar
Also, why do they call each other by their full name? I mean, who does that?
>>72267275
>To what? Not like there was a treeline to duck into. Just miles and miles of desert. They were dead the minute they lost the cabin. Best they could hope to do is dig out under the vehicle and try to plink people investigating the vehicle hours later.
They are escaping back to Mosul, this battle is just 30 km north of an ISIS stronghold in Iraq.
If they stayed in the homemade fighting vehicle, they would have been decimated by heavy weapons. You can hide behind your fellow IS soldiers covering fire and you can create distance between you and the people shooting at you. Arabs are awful shots and in combat conditions even a marksman can expend a thousand rounds before landing a kill shot.
>>72267520
why not? its really basic shit.... are you into liberal arts?
>>72264990
this has to be fake
Anybody got any similar videos of isis getting BTFO?
>>72263240
What is wrong with you, Abu Hajaar
>>72263240
retards who dress like Che, we should send them all our college liberals
>>72267750
why???? dudes seriously, its basic stuff. And you can see the gun is the one on the roof, and has motors to drive it... cmon its arduino lesson number 1
>>72267698
>If they stayed in the homemade fighting vehicle, they would have been decimated by heavy weapons.
No
The enemy would logically stop firing rockets at the truck after they already hit it
>>72267867
can they even aim with it well ?
>no joysticks
>>72267670
>call up Abu
>a dozen people answer
theyre not all that original with names
>>72267409
>you did not convince me
More power to you. I'm sure you would have done a better job than Abu Hajaar but I retain my views on Italian Military intelligence.
>>72267867
you can also see the motor drivers and the relays
>>72267954
you just look once in the camera where the shot lands, and expect it to land there again. You can even mark it on the lcd with a marker. the camera is solid mounted on the gun and the relative position does not change
>>72267670
Abwajar aint longer to say than Paolo
>>72263240
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ABU HAJAAR
>>72266596
This
>>72267988
I get it but Hajaar seems reasonable
>>72264808
Do they salvage and sell used droids?
>>72267930
>The enemy would logically stop firing rockets at the truck after they already hit it
Not if you continue to shoot from the truck like anon was suggesting. Leaving the truck after it was immobilized gives you the highest chance of survival.
>>72263964
Most of them have taken the war to Europe. The rest are fighting a holding action.
>>72268210
You know they do
>>72263240
This meme is going to fuckin explode. I can tell.
>>72264990
Must be his friend's tank.
>>72267541
They're so concerned with distancing themselves from the Kuffar and yet everything they do from morning to night is facilitated by our technology.
They drive a fucking Japanese Toyota into battle with a Russian gun mounted in the back, wearing American body armor, and then when they're done they upload footage captured with an American GoPro onto Facebook created by a Jew using parts manufactured in India and designed by Israelis.
These fucking countries and their people produce NOTHING. Not a single vehicle or gun or electronic device, everything they have was given to them by Kuffar.
>>72267520
What the fuck, mate? I don't see why not.
>>72266293
German guns are serious business retard
>>72268271
If there's on thing I learned from my years of service in COD MW2, it's that an already exploded vehicle wont explode again, no matter how many rockets you fire at it
>>72268172
Hm true. They did only call the driver 'khattab' or so
>>72268210
of course
>>72265573
Abu Hajjar had the right idea. If fuck tits there would let him suppress the enemy with his MG3, maybe they wouldn't have been fucked by that rocket.
>>72267520
I'd assume it's relatively simple if you live in a place that doesn't prioritise road safety.
>>72268345
its the tank of the pic above, in this thread.
>>72265982
Like the other guy said, they needed to keep moving.
This is like from this old Finnish comedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AAX_wFvPAg
What is wrong with you, Abu Hajaar?
>>72264808
>>72264855
>>72264881
>>72264945
>>72264990
>>72265031
>>72265117
>>72265159
>>72265261
Honestly it's like I'm watching an episode of Scrapheap Challenge
>>72268632
i would have stayed in the tank until i fired everything, and then leave with body armor and weapons only
>>72264808
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>>72264990
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>>72265117
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>>72265261
Are these people Orks?
Wtf?
Allahu AckWAAAAAAAGH!
>>72263240
I take two conclusions from this...
1. These people are completely incompatible with Western civilization. The way they talk, act, their religious beliefs, they are completely incompatible with us and our way of life
2. It's a laughably pathetic enemy. The West is dying by the equivalent of a thousand paper cuts. If there was no Marxist guilt tripping brainwashing, our borders would be sealed to these subhumans, and a two-week expedition into their lands could finish them all if they tried to poke us again.
It's pretty sad. I was no naive kid, when I was little I expected there would be war and conflict in the future. But I expected a real enemy, like the Soviets were to the USA, or the Klingons were to the Federation.
This is just... pathetic. Europe is allowing brown people with the IQ of little children to destroy its 6000 year history.
>>72266371
The fact that they didn't get hurt is because the rocket hit the crew compartment. If they continued to fight from the vehicle, it would have changed.
The fighting compartment was open. A rocket would have made it in eventually.
>The rockets for [firing at] people or armored vehicles
>at people
>>72268762
>Scrapheap
only.. you get to drive it around, shoot people, and abandon it
I do declare that Abu Hajaar is now a meme.
>>72268455
Well, you do have an excellent point and have come to my Nations aid whenever the Eternal Anglo attempted to destroy us. Many Thanks Frenchbro
>>72268782
>round is powerful enough to penetrate and kill the driver
>I'll stay cause I'm safe
>>72268888
WITNESSED
What is wrong with you, Abu Hajaar?
>>72268838
>>72268888
Quints confirm
>>72268977
safer than on a flat desert... also they had plenty of equipment to fire from inside the warbox
>>72263240
What is wrong with you, Abu Hajaar?
>>72268888
>>72268345
I get this.
>>72267275
They needed to get to a vehicle that wasn't immobilized so that they wouldn't be left behind, for starters.
Then there's the inevitable follow up barrage of rockets and death or capture.
>>72268888
gotta shout: witnesss meee
>>72268888
That's it. Meme Quads.
A New Meme has been born and you are all here to Witness
>>72263240
spent the hole video shaking my head and yelling what are you doing!
>>72269158
because bad controller?
>>72263240
What is wrong with you, Abu hajaar?
>>72268888
WITNESS
>>72269180
How much must these fucking weigh?
I saw a video where one got stuck in sand and the SAA/Kurds/whatever just pelted it with RPGs.
>>72268431
I'm not sure what you're getting at.
>>72269180
>>72269180
finally some contribution. gud.
>>72269319
Yes.
>>72267930
That's wrong. I would personally continue until there was no chance of them still being alive.
Making assumptions leads to surprises.
I sorta want those IS fighters to be alive and deliver us more video like that in the future.
>>72269301
this is the same one, but in combat:>>72267100
>>72266437
nice
>>72268888
KEK IS AMONG US
>abu hajaar putting his life at risk by suppressing fire while the other two mess around with rockets
>he's doing all the heavylifting
hope abu is with 20 virgins now
>>72269109
Because every soldier knows to keep firing till the target is dead. Which means the next rounds were coming shortly if you continue to shoot from there.
>>72266293
where did they get a MG42 from in the first place?
or MG3 that is
>>72269594
Is that what I think it is?
>>72269541
regarding your screen shot. all bad parts were edited out.
>>72269718
from us
>>72268874
The RF-7MA is designated for anti-personnel
>>72269467
How long till they start building these in Europe? It'll take more than a few special forces guys with machine guns and police dogs to stop them.
>dat backblast from inside the vehicle
holy shit
>>72265446
Oh shit I found this toy tossing out some of my childhood shit last year, couldn't remember where the hell it was from. Kept it because it was so bad ass.
>>72269718
It's an mg3 because where the fuck would they get 8x57 mm from.
>>72266999
nice dubtrips
>>72269767
Which bad parts do you mean?
>>72267405
iranian armed afgan conscripts have been tasking insane casualties lately.
>>72270127
parts that are not hollywood like
>>72265718
It's a pc controller you knob
>>72268271
What about shooting from the rear side of the truck? Rockets hit the front, they waste all the rockets, you give your teammates the best chance of survival.
was that ABU running and firing towards the fortified position at the end?
>>72270067
>8x57
umm what
i thought it was 7.92x57
>>72268888
And thus another meme is born
>>72270227
this
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>>72264881
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>>72264808
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
>>72270255
dub s conf irm
>>72269718
>>72269837
Shut up Burger, the Germans armed the Peshmerga with MG3's a few years ago. How ISIS got them from the Peshmerga is up to you to figure out.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-29012159
>>72268577
Visiting friend gets the broken/3rd party controller, it's a joke.
>>72265718
Also nice id cuk
>>72268102
>Arduino is powering ISIS
I hope they release the source code, not doing so would be unethical.
>>72270193
Still don't get it.
I took it earlier today and uploaded it now as is.
So I don't know what you mean by editing, I just thought the last post was funny. Also another anon itt posted an anime clumsy Isis girl.
>>72268641
hilarious
Abu Hajaar dindu nuffin
>>72270454
yeah, i got it later>>72269319
tx
>>72270435
we're still arming them though, and also with stuff like MILAN.
Upps :^P
>>72263240
GOD DAMNIT ABU!
>>72270574
have you read your screenshot? it says the video is fake because the shots are too good. Im telling you VICE edited it so that bad shots are out of view, camera was croppod, stabilized etc...
>>72270238
>The 7.92×57mm Mauser (designated as the 8mm Mauser or 8×57mm by the SAAMI)
It's the same round. Americans use 8mm Mauser to describe German 7.92x57 of that era.
>>72268808
Their vehicles don't have enuff dakka.
>>72268888
what a time to be alive
How the hell are they getting our weapons and shit again besides stealing it?
abu hajaar is so moé
>>72270951
we used to have war heroes and sheeit, now we have war memes
Did he die?
>>72271124
Support from US government
>>72271124
buy them with oil money. dont fool yourself, USA and Italy both sell weapons to them.
>>72270826
Ah yes, of course. I mainly just took it for the hilarious reply of another Anon.
>>72271220
But how?
>>72263240
What is wrong with you, Abu Hajaar?
>>72270227
>>72270284
>What about shooting from the rear side of the truck? Rockets hit the front, they waste all the rockets, you give your teammates the best chance of survival.
They are fighting against men in Trenches, dug into the earth and statin in a defensive line. If you are exposed and immobile an entrenched defending force is going to totally wreck you. You can do what you want, but what you are suggesting is death.
>>72271124
Niggers are always getting gibsmedats from John McCain.
>pic related
>>72263240
Why did they cut it at 3:56?
What is wrong with you, Abu Hajaar?
>>72271405
im suggesting they stay at least to fire all the ammo they left in the vehicle. they still had lots of explosive shit
>>72271405
So how would the Kurds shoot through the truck? They could stay behind the truck for hours, hoping for reinforcements, waiting until it becomes dark or similar. It's basically a mexican standoff until then, no? They can't move away, but the enemy can't get out of the trenches and move towards them either, and rockets aren't strong enough to penetrate their cover.
>>72263240
>That video.
So ISIS is basically Trailer Park Boys now?
>>72265261
I can't even tell the difference
>>72271626
No you run, because in an immobilized vehicle you're a sitting duck waiting for them to reload whatever weapon it was they fired at you in the first place. The second round probably isn't going to be prettier than the first. Now that you're not moving they can take their time and hit you more precisely.
>>72265361
Best thing you can do really is make a deck full of old Soviet shit pre 1980 with everything set to max units lowest training, I use Nork infantry, T34 tanks with the occasional set of T54s and as many PACT reserve vehicles with MG or AA weapons mounted on the roof.
>>72264947
very funny to be honest
>>72263240
what the fuck they drove out into the middle of a field with 3 armored vehicles attacking some sort of fortress tens of miles away. role away and then charge back on foot towards gun fire. you stupid fucks
>>72271899
mmm still not sure. running to a flat desert seems quite dangerous too, even if you roll
>>72271899
Their rockets have shit penetration, no?
>>72272111
An armored target is still a target, best to try and be as small as possible.
>>72264947
gold
>>72272111
>War is dangerous
Who'd a thought?
whenever I watch these isis videos it always looks like they don't know what they're shooting at and just firing randomly
it seems like such a waste of ammo
or is this what true warfare really is? Just supressing fire and hope you hit someone?
>>72264945
>>72264881
>>72264855
If US gave the Kurds a tenth as much of the anti-tank weapons as we gave the "moderates" all these fancy DIY projects would be toast.
>>72263240
What is wrong with you, Abu Hajaar?
>>72272562
http://www.meforum.org/441/why-arabs-lose-wars
Alternatively, it's "Cover me boys! AH! I'm fuckin' shot!"
>>72272562
i think its an unspoken rule. you dont shoot to kill in middle east. you shoot for fun.
>>72271787
not if rpg rounds are consistently penetrating the poorly tempered steel they plastered onto the truck.
>>72264808
Didn't know ISIS were into post-rock
>>72265964
>big hook nose
???
>>72272837
I hate all Semitic people equally.
>>72271124
Read this and curse the Jews and good goys in your government.
http://www.janes.com/article/59374/us-arms-shipment-to-syrian-rebels-detailed
RIP Abu Hajaar
That tactical retreat though.
>>72272562
kinda.
I mean, American soldiers have better tactics and actually shoot and scoot rather than just charging and shooting blindly. But a lot of engagements happen around 300m-500m or so. So when rounds start coming at you, you generally have no idea where its coming from so you do your best to find out and start dumping rounds in that direction.
>When you're playing counter strike like Abu Hajaar
>>72272562
That's modern warfare for you
Ever seen helmet footage from US troops?
They shoot at far awy nothingness from cover for a while until air support arrives and fuck the enemies
That's how war is fought currently
>>72272562
Play ARMA or Flashpoint to gt a better idea of what it's like.
Mostly you're shooting at specs in the distance or where you assume specs are.
Most engagements happen with a full squad of soldiers laying down pretty much random fire on a zone where they were told enemies are supposed to be.
>>72273157
a fucking roll
>When you show up in Paradise to collect your virgins and you hair has been blown off by RPG backblast and your covered in hot brass burns.
>>72265964
what did abu hajaar actually do to prompt this particular line anyway?
imo, the other guy was worse.
>stand UP! Don't fire it in here!
>TAKE THE SAFETY CAP OFF
>>72270062
is that just a bunch of iron armor on top of a car? how is that even possible?
>>72263240
>What is wrong with you, Abu Hajaar?
>>72268271
offtopic but what's up with that sign
Abu Hajaar the type of infidel to come back from a suicide bombing saying the mission was a success
>>72268888
in all my years i dont think ive ever witnessed a meme being born before
thank you for this privilege
>>72271124
>>72272755
kek
>>72273748
Seems theyre just losing their shit over all the hot brass hes sending inside the truck. He shouldve switched side with rocket man
>>72270255
WITNESSED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQYO88J2xnw&feature=youtu.be
>>72270229
>all three are named Abu _____
yes.
>>72263240
>America's greatest threat
>>72273748
He was spraying the hot empty casings on his friends.
>>72276301
>>72275500
well that did happen at a different point in the video, but I guess he probably kept doing it. really though, not like he had a choice.
>>72275993
4* not 3...
You're forgetting Abu...
>>72275851
kek
that was fast
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, ABU HAJAAR?
>>72263964
Because Obama hates America
>>72264808
They will ride into Valhalla; All Shinny and Chrome
>>72271910
goddamn that's got to be at least 20 tanks
>>72276461
the driver was actually not named abu
>>72270229
and now that I think of it, yes I'm pretty sure that was indeed abu hajaar.
poor guy, probably the least hot-headed and incompetent of the three, but he gets the label of ISIS mr bean because everyone was yelling at him
how hard is it to build those mad max vehicle stuff ? i mean if theres a civil war in europe would we see europeans rebels doing vehicles like this too ? and i guess all of these dont resist much more than one rocket
>>72263240
>>72263240
What is wrong with you, Abu Hajaar?
But seriously, what is this Meme Max bullshit? How is this even a war?
>>72266021
that's not fresh, that's an edit of someone else's oc that is days old.
have some real fresh oc faggot
