PEOPLE ON WALL STREET PREDICTING THIS COULD CAUSE A H U G E CORRECTION IN THE MARKET
HAPPENING WATCH http://www.bloomberg.com/live
FUCK YES PLEASE BE TRUE!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE TRUE!
>>72240048
fug
>>72240391
>>72240475
dont let this slide
>>72240048
Bump for actual happening
Jesus Christ /pol/...
>>72240048
So we're gonna start seeing bank bail ins?
Did the Saudis commit to selling their assets yet?
ww3 when? Obummer better make his move for third term before Trump stumps Globalisim.
Please collapse
>>72240703
Exactly, /pol/ is too fucking busy thinking about SJWs or stupid suicide watch and BTFO threads to realize that if this actually goes through, there's a huge chance it is the actual cause of the incoming economic breakdown.
>rate hike
>bad
god i hate these fucking jew bankers
>>72240803
fugg :(
life is /comfy/
china is the ruler now, tabula rasa predicted this. 1 year ago
They will not raise the interest rates until obongo leaves office. The crash will not take place under his presidency.
>>72240048
>fed drinks their own kool aid
>rate hike
>enter bear market
>trump soars into office
Fuck yeah
Pervert Hastert just got 15 months in prison for diddling little boys.
Not a peep in the press....
It won't happen
>>72240711
>>72241032
>little boys
>college interns
pick uno
>>72240884
It's bad when 90 million are out of the labor force and 30% of the working class is trapped in multiple part time jobs thanks to Obamacare.
>>72241026
Actually I forgot, they won't hike. Obama is calling the shots on this one.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2016/04/11/readout-presidents-meeting-federal-reserve-chair-janet-yellen
>>72241032
Statute of limitations was long gone in that case, he actually got it for avoiding federal taxes.
They're going to try to keep things as stable as possible for the last year that their pet dindu is in office.
>>72241151
Momentary pain compared to the long term.
>>72240938
>one year ago
What a genius, we haven't been joking about it since the 90s or anything.
>>72240989
It's unavoidable. The economy is already slowing. If Yellen refuses to raise it means recession incoming. If Yellen raises then all assets become overvalued.
Crash is coming either way.
>>72241249
it predicted the same date china was the new world dollar. With the new gold backed yuan.
>>72241184
Could just be asking them to hold off because Obama doesn't want things to crash until the next person is in office so he's not blamed for it.
what's the habbenin'?
market crash? caused by saudis dumping assets? or what?
please fill me in, i don't really follow american economics
>>72241443
IT'S HAPPENING
>>72241393
probably because that target date was set with the imf a long time ago
>>72241230
This isn't Econ 101, kid.
It's not a momentary event when a currency is destroyed, which can very well happen to the US dollar given the too big to fail banks current derivatives exposure.
>>72241506
shut you, filthy britbong
i wanna hear hear what the yanks have to say
The jews won't let their own investments fail... Right?
>>72240048
BANKS IN 30 MINUTES
>>72240803
>>72240884
>>72240048
Have you faggots ever heard of the children's parable, The Boy Who Cried Wolf?
There's a parallel tale called the /pol/tard who cried happening.
Nothign is happening you paranoid fuckstains, you're wrong 100% of the time. I've been here for almost 4 years, no happening prediction has ever come true.
>>72241506
>>72241628
Get fuckin rekt m8
>>72241669
Hello Jew slider! Hows the 37 threads about /b/ topics?
>>72241669
head back to trump general faggtron, we know he will win, we don't need fucking 20 threads a day your destroying this board and killing threads.
>>72241703
not very informative, Yankee
>>72241184
OBAMA has NO POWER over the Fed you moron.
Fed Chair does.. Yellen can do whatever the fuck she pleases and Obama can't do jack shit.
>>72241629
They've been taking up short positions for a while. It's what they do.
>inflate bubble
>get the suckers to panic buy
>invest proceeds into a depressed asset and/or shorts on the bubble asset
>talk shit about how wonderful asset you're actually selling is and how shitty asset you're actually buying is
>wait for correction
>PROFIT!
>>72241756
I really don't like Trump honestly.
>>72241737
There's a lot of room between and outside non-happening threads and /b/ threads, but keep being a simple minded fuck.
>>72241669
the only thing worse than a happeningfag on /pol/ is nothappeningfag
get fucked and go to any other board if you hate happenings, the whole point of this board
>Trying to find job
>Can't find anything anywhere
>State recently increased minimum wage
>Now this
25 MINUTES 25 MINUTES 25 MINUTES 25 MINUTES
This could be bad, but I don't we need to be too worried. Most of us have little investments at risk, and even then we can easily recover.
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/04/27/fed-rate-hike-to-cause-pain-suck-it-up-richard-fisher.html
Biased? Yes. But this is their livelihood, so I'd consider his perspective.
>>72241940
Happening threads are for WHEN SOMETHING IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Predictive happening threads are fucking retarded and you should kill yourself.
>>72242143
"I don't *think we need to be too worried"
kek
>>72242143
You dumbass if they knew they wouldn't tell anyone. They make the most money when they have inside info and you don't. That being said, nothing is happening. Screencap this. The day will end and it will be another normal day that a bunch of pol speds wasted wanting the world to end. This board is fucking toxic and I suggest you stop using it.
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
>>72242382
BACK TO MEME KEK THREAD #235235252
>>72242175
jezz barley wake up edge lord.
>>72242382
oy vey slide it goy time for more reddit berine and cruz generals
>>72242496
Jezz barley doesn't mean anything, I seriously have no idea what you're talking about.
>>72242309
We are on a bubble and a rate hike would certainly cause correction. Are you a typical anon who likes to post authoritative responses with absolutely no education on the subject matter? Because it certainly seems that way.
>>72242309
>You dumbass if they knew they wouldn't tell anyone
Unless they're purging the system and don't give a fuck about the dispensable slaves like you or I.
>>72242615
nice bait.
>>72242175
but then there would be no happening threads at all and thats not my kind of pol brother
When is the last time feds did a rate hike?
Yay. Disaster incoming.
>>72242729
before the banks failed
>>72242704
How is that bait, one isn't a word, the other is a word that makes no sense in context.
>>72242726
Bulshit, there have been plenty of actually good happening threads when something actually happens. Predicting happenings literally only worked when we knew Freddie Gray and Mike Brown verdicts were going to turn out the way they did. This is just one of the hundreds of economic happening threads that amounted to nothing because nothing fucking happened.
>>72240048
lol only plebes think they will raise the rate at all this year.
>>72240048
They're basically going to kick the can down the road again.
"Sure, we could raise rates if we want to in June but...nah. Not really feeling it."
There's more likely to be a downturn if tech stocks keep fucking up, and a gentler one at that. Oil prices are stable above $40, and that's the trigger for any return to a downward market spiral.
>>72240048
Ow all mighty shekel make it happen!!!
>>72242309
Hmm, for some reason I don't think tanking a good portion of the world's economy is on "their" agenda. I was giving advice to people who live in the real world, who might actually be worried about their investments.
TEN MINUTES TEN MINUTES TEN MINUTES TEN MINUTES TEN MINUTES TEN MINUTES TEN MINUTES TEN MINUTES TEN MINUTES TEN MINUTES
>>72240048
Wont believe it until my uncle (he works at nintendo) confirms it.
>>72241785
Yellen was hand picked by Obama you dumb nigger. She's loyal to the Democrat Party and knows she's getting the boot unless she helps elect Hillary.
>>72243382
Yeah well my uncle works for Sega and he says Sonic is going to have blue arms in the next game.
3 minutes
HERE WE GO BOYS
BREAKING
NEWS
E
W
S
30 SECONDS
>>72244098
link?
THEY BITCHED OUT
NO BALLS
OY VEY HERE WE GO
>>72240048
Negative interest when?
>>72244183
http://www.bloomberg.com/live
>no change
pussies
MARKETS TANKING
wow....NOT happening
/pol/ BTFO
NO BALLS
>>72244353
>dat s&p drop
JUST
AUDIT
THE
FED
> rates unchanged
> however the economy is fine goy, look atthat DOW reaching 18,000!
it's the end lads. i have no doubt. we've been jewed to literal death.
>>72244353
IN 20 MINUTES
>>72241197
He admitted in court to abusing a boy, though. Confessed pedophile and he ended up getting more than double the sentence the prosecutor suggested (6mo).
Absolute hypocrite.
>>72244640
Dow's up over 50 points, and NASDAQ is predictably down from all the bad earnings reports, nothing to do with the Fed.
Surprise, surprise.
>1 hour 16 minutes
so did it happen?
>>72240048
I work in the banking industry. Nothing fancy. Just a low level guy but not like 'Bank Teller' kind of a low at least.
Higher interest rates mean better job security, employee perks, you name it. Life is good.