If all they do is shitpost at work?
>>72210514
whats that thing on his leg?
>>72210514
Easily half my day is spent playing on my phone between trains/trams/buses, kek, I have a lot of downtime. Nature of the job. So I load my phone up with epin maymay images, anti-UK images etc ready to go.
>>72210514
heaps of minerals that the Chinese were, until recently, buying up wholesale
>>72210558
That's a jellyfish you stupid cunt
>>72210613
>rat.png
>anti-UK images
Actually, most of the shitposting is done by an artificial intelligence called HARDCUNT which came out of a CSIRO research program in the 1990s.
Real Australians are too busy working or drinking or fighting crocodiles.
>>72210668
I have a folder with 100+ images just of UK maymays.
Don't get me started on you lot, Hans.
>>72210514
>Typing with hook hand from free healthcare that didn't bankrupt him
>Surrounded by most diverse and rare creatures on the planet
>Aboriginals separated from society by a literal wall of fire
>Clearly ripped as fuck
Problem, kraut? Pic related, it's your new flag.
>>72210705
>need a license to watch TV
How cucked can you get cunt?
>>72210749
>>72210749
We had one until Gough got rid of it.
>>72210668
>t. mr hakim
> tfw best export: shitposting
>>72210803
Based Gough.
Best PM since Curtin.
>>72210749
actually they pay less than we do and no one knows where all this big money goes like always
>>72210822
Refugees, no doubt.
>>72210847
im pretty sure it goes into some privet accounts
>>72210558
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irukandji_jellyfish
Irukandji syndrome is produced by a small amount of venom and induces excruciating muscle cramps in the arms and legs, severe pain in the back and kidneys, a burning sensation of the skin and face, headaches, nausea, restlessness, sweating, vomiting, an increase in heart rate and blood pressure, and psychological phenomena such as the feeling of impending doom.[14] The syndrome is in part caused by release of catecholamines.[9] The venom contains a sodium channel modulator.[9]
The sting is moderately irritating; the severe syndrome is delayed for 5–120 minutes (30 minutes on average). The symptoms last from hours to weeks, and victims usually require hospitalisation. As with other box jellyfish, vinegar will deactivate unfired nematocysts on the skin but has no effect on the venom already in the body.[15] Treatment is symptomatic, with antihistamines and anti-hypertensive drugs used to control inflammation and hypertension; intravenous opiates, such as morphine and fentanyl, are used to control the pain.[15] Magnesium sulfate has been used to reduce pain and hypertension in Irukandji syndrome,[16] although it has had no effect in other cases.
>>72210847
They are called Migrants.
>>72210880
Yes, of your 1 miyon new refugees.
>>72210847
>even ifunny.com jumped on the German bashing train
is it true that macdonalds in australia pays $20AUD per hour?
>>72210514
we are not rich, what we are is wealthy, and our wealth is all in overvalued real estate
our entire economy is a shitpost, and you believed it
>>72210514
>Why are Australians so rich?
The bank lends us money m8.
When all the debts come due we will collapse and be Greece tier like we deserve.
>>72210900
>>72210908
>german
>mentioning trains
I know what kind of trains you'd like, Hans.
>>72210749
>>72210705
for years i though the 'tv license' was just an inside joke and not an actual thing
>>72211084
https://www.gov.uk/tv-licence
>>72211084
Also public shaming for TV licence breaches.
Food is pretty cheap, well. Used to be, I'm paying about $100 for groceries every couple of weeks now.
>>72211127
meh, i torrent all my media anyway
my tv isn't even connected to the aerial
>>72210685
You've said too much already.
http://www.techspot.com/news/61680-australian-whistleblower-leaks-top-secret-report-4chan-users.html
>>72211421
OK, will you let the private contractor TV licence man come in to all the rooms in your home to inspect for a TV and play around on your computer just to make sure?
If you do, it's all fine. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKsUkGEIBck
If you don't, the police come with a warrant and let them in. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QnFwLqCQ24
>>72211521
>everytime I see this pic
>>72211194
i pay less'n 'at ya cunt
>>72210514
>>72211521
That can't be real, surely they'd force him to donate it all to a museum or something?
>>72212052
It's real.
>>72212052
No, explode it to make it safe.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2350657/Couple-discover-7-500-machine-gun-shotgun-pistol-bullets-garden-weeding-pond.html
>'It’s sad because we love this house and have spent time and effort making it a home. And somebody somewhere has ruined that. I don’t want to stay in a house where that kind of thing has been found in the garden. I’m gutted.'
>>72210930
Is it true that buying a competent car costs half of what you'd spend on a bto hdb flat?>>72210930
Most of us are jidf with a proxy. I believe there is only about 2 or 3 actual Australians that post on pol.
>>72210514
>all they do is shitpost at work
true but if everyone does it, no-one cares and we all get paid regardless
>>72210930
Yeah for all 4 employees.
>>72210891
>feeling of impending doom
There has never been a more exciting time to be an australian.
>>72211504
fake and gay
>>72210930
i stack shelves at a supermarket at night
if i work a saturday night i make almost 50/h because of nightrates and sunday pay.
>>72210514
I'll take a bantering Australian over a cucked German.
>>72212386
same or more
>3 room flat, 65 sq m = $170,000
>4 room flat, 90 sq m = $270,000
>Honda Acccord, with COE = $132,800
>LEXUS ES250 , with COE = $222,000
>>72212686
>Patients have been reported as being so certain they are going to die, they beg their doctors to kill them to get it over with
>>72213165
>>72212670
im jelly
over here for a job like that you'd be lucky to even get $10SGD per hour
>>72213602
Well, you can always come over m8. Every other singaporean chink does. As long as we're compelled by our cucked govt to let in any non-white who feels entitled to it, I'd rather hard working, superficially courteous Asians to sullen and bone idle niggers.
