http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ted-cruz-lookalike-porn_us_571aa703e4b0d4d3f7237467
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>>72210057
would be great if she donated it to the trump campaign
>>72210057
Jews will be outraged that this sextape is only between a white couple and no black bulls are involved. Just watch they'll try to shut it down or lure her over for more money if the sex tape is done with a black person.
>>72210057
FEMALE RATO
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>“I don’t know his positions and I’ve never seen him, so I don’t know if he’s done a good enough job to be reelected,” she told The Huffington Post.
>When we pointed out that Cruz isn’t actually president, just a candidate, she said, “Well, yeah, I don’t know anything about him.”
At least she doesn't pretend to know shit. I appreciate that trait a lot.
Ten grand? Honey hold out for more, it's not like you're going to have a long career here
Gangbang with guys wearing Trump wigs plz
>>72210593
It get's better.
>I ONLY KNOW DONALD TRUMP
>>72210057
Huffpost is the biggest leftist shit post newspaper you can find on whole planet earth. Nearly every article they release is basically leftist propaganda or just non sense bullshit. Regrettably they are somehow linked to German Focus Online, which is more liberal-conservative. So when you read Focus, you are compulsorily confronted with this Huffpost trash every single time. George Soros jewed that petty fine.
>>72210593
She seems like a nice girl in her interview. Also she's only 21. Her asshole boyfriend accused her of cheating and getting knocked up by another man and she passed the lie detector test and its his baby too, so she's not a trashy slut either.
>>72210780
Typical Trump supporter.
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>>72210057
Am I retarded or is this stupid and pointless?
>>72213056
>Is this stupid and pointless?
Does it take place in the US? Are handsome sums of money changing hands? Are camera's involved? Yes to all? Then it's stupid and pointless... And it will sell.
Maybe she's one of Cruz' illegitimate love child's.
>>72213616
Keep em comming
>El Ratina
>>72213829
La Rata
>>72210057
She looks even more sad than Rato.
>>72213584
Oh my god.
Hurry. Switch your proxy and post it again.
What role would she play?
>>72210057
Probably the only sex she will have
>>72216238
>'her boyfriend'
Literally every woman on earth can and does get laid.
>>72210057
lets fund it!
>>72211629
JER-RY!
JER-RY!
JER-RY!
>>72217523
yoink
>>72210057
OP, I'm the "Rato/Cruz" meme creator. if you're going to waste threads with this, keep it shorter and a name we can associate with Cruz.
Know why "Rato" Stuck? Bc when I made the shitpost back in Jan, I just used "Rato" to associate name with Cruz. Don't make it an entire sentence or phrase, just a nickname ppl can associate.
Not getting autistic and "don't change muh memes," but the point was to stick Cruz with nickname "Rato" when I did it back in January, not to just waste a thread and get replies.
And it succeeded.
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>>72210057
>“I don’t know his positions and I’ve never seen him, so I don’t know if he’s done a good enough job to be reelected,” she told The Huffington Post.
Wow shes dumber than a pile of dog shit.
Just like Ted :^)
>>72217821
fuck off memelord
>woman
>all you have to do is accidentally look like someone, and not even that much
>10k for 6 minutes
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>>72210434
Haha, you fools! It was but a trick. By hailing the rat you have condemned yourselves to balding before your 25th birthday. Pray for an aesthetic skull shape and hit the gym so you don't look like you have cancer,
>>72210057
Gender bender is my fetish, but this... I'm not sure about this.
>>72210593
>I don’t know his positions
On top, with a wedge of cheese in each hand. Tail wrapped around one of your feet. Ideally, on a bed that squeaks.
>>72210057
delet this
>>72210513
Fuck off, nothing beats immunity cat you fag.
I hope you're not slut shaming this woman for making her decision. Don't be bigots.
>>72210057
EW!!!
>>72210057
>create meme that somebody looks like Cruz
>create meme that porn needs to be made
>implying it wasn't all agreed upon beforehand
She doesn't even looks like Cruz much.
>it's a ratboy teddy gets fucked up the arse by rubiobot 2.0 episode
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name?
>>72210057
In the end Ted Cruz was a pussy after all
>>72210057
i bet she doesn't charge extra for anal
>>72211082
They're a great source of butthurt though
>>72210057
She would be at least a 7/10 if she wasn't fat
>>72223618
MUH DICK
>>72223618
Hello again, Machine Heeb
It's been a while
>>72223618
Shame she's such a coalburner.
>>72223618
>implying that feels good
>>72223618
name?