HOME INVASIONS. DANGEROUS WILDLIFE.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/redback-bites-sydney-mans-penis-in-portaloo/news-story/b4c79df788f8a7b3bef83602e50d69d2?nk=c0a2be3b7bc5dba998a31db7dbf7c5d4-1461742473
THIS MAN FUCKING LOST HIS PENIS TO A SPIDER TODAY.
AND THE GOVERNMENT STILL WON'T LET US HAVE GUNS
>>72205511
Nigga, are you gonna kill a spider with a pistol? just use you fucking shoe.
>some mentally ill faggot has a spider bite his cock
>why wont they let us have guns
Just fucking step on them you pussy.
>>72205585
they hide, besides the spiders are only one dangerous animal.
We have fucking pumas stalking the hills of sydney mate, plus drop bears.
We need our guns back, please help america
using pistol on spiders.
are you fucking half life gordon freemen?
>>72205511
Damn australia, got roos abbos and emus running around they the sick bastards in the government won't let you have guns. They are commies and authoritarians.
>>72205511
funnel webs dont look anything like a glory hole.
silly straya, keep your dick in your pants.
>>72205682
>Damn australia, got roos abbos and emus running around they the sick bastards in the government won't let you have guns. They are commies and authoritarians.
They actually are commies and authoritarians.
Look at the laws we've enacted.
In victoria it's illegal to pick up FALLEN WOOD, but you can buy firewood from bunnings for 10 bucks, good goy!
I don't visit /pol/ all that often anymore but when I do it's always weird for me to see the kind of Australians you get here now.
They're standard /pol/tard troll types, right? Except they appear to have SJW opinions. Being nogunz faggots and such.
Is this the origin to the new spiderman?
If he presses the spiderbite does web shoot out of his dick
>people live in Australia
f
What the fuck is a tradie?
A tradesman? A builder? Handyman? Carpenter?
Something like that?
Why do Aussies keep putting -o., -y or -ie suffixes on words, by the way?
Swaggy, bottleo, pommie, etc.
>>72205585
One time on int an Australian told me he could here the spiders making clicking and hissing noises at night
>>72205584
>>72205585
2x retards trolled by a shitstralian
>>72205791
FUCK OFF YOU BARMY POOFTA CUNT OI MATE JUST SHUT YOUR FUGGIN TRAP YOU GAWD DAMN DRONGO KALAMALOO
FUCKIN WOOPTI WOOPTI YOU PISS ANT POMMIE SCUM, GET THE FUCK BACK TO WOOP WOOP WHERE YOU BELONG YOU PISS WEAK GARINGAL YOU WOULDEN'T LAST A DAY IN THE BUSHIE BUSH
>>72205858
This is actually true, no bantz. they're aggressive.
>>72205918
naaah
>>72205511
Why not use crossbows? But yeah, sucks you can't have guns.
>>72205806
You rioting idiot!!! You cannot shoot a spider with a damn postol in your house! You need a shotgun for any sort of consistency as spiders are tiny as all fuck.
>>72206024
also banned. knives are also banned in some states unless you have a "legit reason".
it's retarded.
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>>72205858
>spiders making clicking and hissing noises at night
i am already getting jumpscared from tiny little european house spiders... i can't imagine stepping a foot into australia
>>72206147
You wouldn't believe the amount of times I've gotten a box cutter onto a plane.
If you -really- want a gun you can get one dude.
>>72205511
>>72205806
please dont put pictures of spiders on here they scare me
remember to keep away cunts we're full or snakes will bite your face as you sleep
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2016/04/27/07/16/snake-bites-woman-s-nose-in-cairns
>>72205585
Don't step on funnel web
They bite through your shoe
>>72205728
Oh, come anon, some of those sluts have their asses facing straight to your face when they get into their holes. What's a straya to do? Not fuck it?
>>72205511
Australia is never ever getting it's guns back. It doesn't want them back because we'd have to buy them. We're too busy selling everything including internet, army bases, shipping ports, electricity, and farms.
>>72206462
This. Going down to Denmark is bad enough because they actually have roaches there.
I heard some fucking clip on the radio today about how a guy collected 320~ guns on the basis of needing to shoot varmints on his farm or something like that, and how they want to change gun laws so you can't just use the same reason for every new gun. I bet that guy with the 300 guns hasn't committed a single fucking crime with any of them.
If a criminal is planning to buy a legit gun to do some crime with I highly doubt he's gonna get another chance to recycle the reason he got that first gun for a second purchase.
Fuck this fucking nanny state shithole and fuck the government that doesn't respect a single one of us.
Why not use anti bug spray?
>>72207663
Start lobbying for gun rights.
>>72207116
just buy a homemade gun from one those bikie gangs they're pretty good I heard
>>72207975
I FUCKING HATE SPIDERS
>>72205791
Why do Brits keep putting 'Allahu Akbar' on the end of everything?
>>72205791
Kill your self, you multi cultured, knife bannin', muslim cock chewin', fat fedora wearin', small penis havin', EU money givin', autistic pommie bastard.
GTFO WE'RE FULL.
>>72207663
I was getting my pitchfork ready to roast you then I read your whole post.
Sick of being treated like a criminal? Vote below the line, LDP, SFP, ALA, etc.
>>72208137
>>72205511
Is this Australian autism?
>these fucking spiders
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW IN GODS NAME DO YOU LIVE WITH THIS?
>>72205511
Well, in my country women get raped by refugees and we also are not allowed carrying guns.
>>72210254
a huntsman a day keeps the redbacks away
>>72210254
they eat flies and mosquitoes
spiders are bros man
>>72210254
If you live in Melbourne or Sydney, cultural enrichment is more likely to kill you than a spider.
>>72210254
It's just a spider bro.
>>72210547
Bros don't poison your dick.
>>72210680
what kind of fucking crab is that?
>>72210720
one spider
#notallredbacks
>>72210734
A very poor one from the looks of it.
>>72205511
>implying guns are necessary to deal with baby little redbacks
>implying literally everyone in australia isn't thrilled to not have burger-tier gun violence from handing out weapons like candy
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>>72208136
I would scream like a little bitch. Fuck.
>live in north carolina mountains
>wake up to YUUUGE wolf spider on wall
>legs spread out
>bigger than my whole hand
>freaking out i grab a nearby flip-flop
>ready myself
>throw as hard as i can
>flip-flop bounced off wall with half dead spider riding it
>hits me in the head
>half dead wolf spider stuck in my hair
I swear i never screamed so loud in my life i ran into everything in the room, knocked almost everything over, screaming like i was in flames.
Took me a long long while to get over that, the adrenaline and trauma that spider caused.
I should have just captured it and released it like i usually did, haven't killed a spider since.
>>72210832
>2016
>not having thongs
some cunts are just un Australian
>>72210914
>a flipflop
What is a broom?
spiders did nothing wrong
>>72210964
>tfw spider crawls up broom
just get a thong and FUCKIN WACK IT like a man
>>72210964
It was a meaty spider, a broom would have made it scurry into a hard to reach area.
That or run up the broom onto my hand....fuuuckckfuckfuck
>>72210734
coconut crab
>>72210964
>What is a Broome?
>>72205858
>>72205918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ommiDuKb8iE
>>72205511
>ambush spider dick bite on the shitter
My greatest fear.
>>72205511
There was a red-back on the toilet seat
When I was there last night,
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy! I felt his bite!
And now I'm ere in hospital,
A sad and sorry plight,
And I curse the red-back spider
On the toilet seat last night.
>>72213338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjDAiq2-xeU
Has a picture of his dick come out yet?
>>72212708
>on vacations in a rural house in the mountains
>taking a fat ogre shit
>I'm done, put the toilet lid down
>A FUCKHUGE SPIDER IS BEHIND IT
>A SPIDER WAS DIRECTLY BEHIND MY BACK FOR 15+ MINUTES
>don't take a shit for the rest of the stay
>>72205649
>drop bears
but how will you defeat the fabled jackalope???
