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You became the leader of your country, what would be the first thing you do?
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Day
of
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Legalize weed for real.
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Legalize weed and let all the Muslims in.
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>>72202954
Appoint Trump Vice President
Resign
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>>72202954
make my country great again
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>>72202954
legailze weed
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Kill all Greenies.

Don't like it? Kill you too.

I don't give a fuck.
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Grant amnesty and open the southern border!
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Kill the jews. I won't make the same mistake twice.
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Write a poem
Find a gf
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Release the gas.
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Turn on the gas
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Replace our 'Grundgesetz' by a proper constitution including the untouchable right of the people to keep and bear arms.
Also add a clause that trying to touch it in any way would be treason.
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>>72202954
Finish what he started
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Deport all negroes to Africa with computers from a decade ago, a years worth of supplies, and engineering materials/construction supplies. Let them sort themselves out.
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Repeal the NFA
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>>72202954
First rule would be no asians
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Ban our right wing politicians who denied refugees, take in as many refugees as possible, legalize gay marriage, stop building churches, ban Christianity, make Islam national religion, start a feminist movement.
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Create jobs by undertaking huge public projects to make everything a e s t h e t i c

Kill Jews, leftard agitators and niggers

Establish a protectionist economy based on manufacturing and casinos

In no particular order.
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>>72202954
Halt all immigration until the white birthrate is at a sustainable level.
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>>72203437
>the large majority of Swedes unironically think this way
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>>72203013
>>72203015
>>72203079
MIDF pls go
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Kill all bogans
Kill all Indians
Kill all Aboriginals
Kill all Chinese
Kill all Africans

Whites only motherfucker
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>>72203437
U must be joking
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>>72202954
I'd bomb Saudi :)
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>>72202954
Deport Muslims
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>>72202954
Make Liberals and degenerates wear identification stars. Annex Canada. Imprison Hillary Clinton and Trudeau. Make Mosques illegal and Hijabs banned. Tap the phones of degenerates and record their info.
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>>72202997
Rope*
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>>72202954
Dude.......weed.

LmAo
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Sell the entire country to the US
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>>72202954
Reclame yours.
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>>72202954
Snatch every motherfucker birthday
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>>72202954
Start works on a weird confusing giant looking bio dome ppl would wonder about. Start putting anti ballistic missile launchers around outside said dome. Start Nuking the shit out of the world and most of the shit countries. Then start rounding up all the inferior people and non whites.
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>>72202954
Secure the southern border, put a halt to immigration from countries where there are high levels of violence, deport all criminal illegals, send all Muslims to Africa and the Middle East. Bye!
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>>72204136
Reclaim* fuck
dad is drunk
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>>72203732
But bogans are white anon

And without the Bogan voting block all you'll have is Melbourne level thinkers
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>>72204227
pls do it.
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>>72204227
>shitposting on /pol/ with drunk dad

I wish I could experience this...
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Divide the 6 company's the control 90% of the media, make it so they control like 5% each. So not one company can control more than 5% given the power they have and the immoral influence of brain dead Americans. Oh and change the education system so students learn the ACTUAL key points of their studies, especially history, and totally get rid of common core. Algerbra will be a college class, not some bullshit you won't remember later on in life because you were taught it in 8th grade
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Legalize all drugs.

Selling recreational drugs requires a permit(expires in one year).

Manufacturing and/or growing recreational drugs requires a permit(expires in one year).

Tax the living fuck out of recreational drugs, including cigarettes and cigars.

Gay marriage is legalized, permanently. Now move on.

Team up with Central and South America, and make drug lords go legit or assassinate them.

Retool the DEA.

Increase spending in education.

Make higher education free.

Team up with South and Central America, so English and Spanish are jointly the official languages of the Americas.

Make efforts towards every student fluently speaking English and Spanish before exiting high school.

Create the Union of America to bolster the economic and military strength of North and South America.

Make efforts towards alternative fuel/power.

Give companies like Tesla subsidies, to popularize alternative power/fuel and make it more affordable.

Purge Washington of its filth(The Night of Long Knives).

Abortion is legal for the first six months, unless the mother's life is at risk(two trimesters should be long enough). Now move on.

Just to name a few...
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>>72203437
>tfw sweden will become a 'true' utopia :^)
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Import niggers
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Capture all immigrants and put them in a giant meat grinder.
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>>72204309
You seem to really like drugs
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>>72204356
HAHAHA, I'm with you Fin bro
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>>72202954
Attack russia.
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Gypsies Holocaust
Change our flag, better
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>>72202954
Annex the Sudaten land.
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>>72204309
How'bout Brazil, it's more than 200.000.000 portuguese speakers
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WALL
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>>72204427
That didn't work out for the last two European super powers that attempted that. Let alone a small country like you.
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>>72202954
>Day of the Nope
>Day of the Dope
>Day of the Cope
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>>72202954
ban loos
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>>72203437
Holy fuck I am so triggered right now
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>>72202954
Shit.
After all the corrupt shit I gotta do to get that power. Grt myself assassinated and leave behind a constitution similar to the us constitution. And leave money I took from richies to the people of thr country.
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>>72204491
Shh, anon. He has dreams. Don't tell him he can't do it. Don't ruin his dreams. Latvia is the little country that could.
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>>72203437
So just keep the country the same way it is?
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>>72202954
I'll make my own national branch of Christianity. Go full pre-cucked Imperial Sweden and indoctronate the military into Christianity so heavily that they no longer fear death. March my army into the Middle East in the name of Christ.
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>>72204440
the barbed red bands look like shit man
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>>72204624
I would proudly serve under you till death.
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>>72204624
So, american Templar Knights?
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>>72202954
Burn Auckland to the ground and start over. Go into severe national debt and get removed from office because that was the most retarded thing to do.

Chill in prison telling everyone I was Kang n shiet
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>>72203437
>feminism movement
>islam as national religion
pick one
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>>72204383
Think about how much money the Americas could make off of drugs. We'd become a powerhouse.

>>72204450
Fuck Portuguese. Fuck Brazil.
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Secretly become best bros with Russia.
Have a foreign policy that shits rapefugees all over Europe and destroys it.
Use that as an excuse to announce my friendship with Russia.
With the help of Putin go in and save Europe.
Maybe even claim some land in Europe as American colonies.
After that assuming I get another term an enough power, take away freedom of religion and make Atheism, Agnosticism, and Christianity (and all denominations) the 3 state beliefs. This will probably cause a shitstorm though so I'll resign immediately afterwards in good faith so people don't assume I'm on a power trip.
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>>72202954
>Turn Greece into a military fascist state
>Invest more in military technologies
>All the poor are placed in the army, where they're more valuable and useful.
>All the hardcore commies are executed
>state media is established
>free media is allowed as long as they aren't brainless retards controlled by rich arabs and jews.
>give Plevris his own TV show where he can redpill the greek peoples
>we now have enough money to pay denbts
>but we aren't going to pay them
>negotiate as the mighty god emperor Trump does
>our denbts are pardoned or reduced
>write a shit ton of books on economics, politics and some shitty philosophy stuff that no one will read because who gives a fuck

our army is great now
time to make the country great too

>invade albania for north epirus
>invade FYROV and humiliate them, gift them to bulgaria, keep some lands so we don't look shitty on the map
>alliance with serbia
>they do their own war stuff
>send them troops and weapons
>serbia great again

but we're not great again yet..
>insult turkey in UN meeting
>relations shattered
>putin spills his coffee
>he whispers "it's habbening"
>after a few border skirmishes, I officially declare war on turkey.
>reclaim constantinople and smyrna

and finally:

>build wall to keep the filthy albanians out

Grob Greece is created

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0Q5OxB28G0
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>>72204772
Your ideas are retarded, making drugs legal would turn us into a power house but it would also turn the majority of Americans in to brain dead hopeless beings that will suck anyone's dick for more weeeeeddddd
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>>72202954
First get a pool of /pol/, /v/ and /b/ posters to create the most horrible, dystopian, hair pulling, despair inducing, send-people-to-a-bedlam, the year is 2050 greentext story.

Draft a new super constitution with powers above the existing constitution and cannot be topped or changed by any other document or governative body, past, present or future.

The new superconstitution will have a single law: that the country must imitate the greentext story as much as possible, both to the letter and to the spirit.
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>>72202954
Use tax money to buy everything I need to live large forever, buy many many houses all over the world, pay myself billions and get the fuck out of this shithole non-country. Then resign.
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>>72202954
Mass purges of both federal and local governments, and top military commanders, Singapore-style.
Then, after power structures are replaced with indoctrinated blackshirts, start court proceedings for every ex-gov't member. Those found innocent go back to being regular citizens, those found guilty of corruption, abuse of power, treason and other crimes, like murder, go to work camps, to repent for their misdeeds.
Those most persistent in keeping their connections and power get shot.
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>>72205083
>Mass purges of both federal and local governments, and top military commanders, Singapore-style.
I think you mean soviet-style nbah
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>>72202954
all social services are cut except military and police, half of liberated funding goes to both while the rest of savings is used to create an incentive program for small businesses. I would also find some way to make loan fraud illegal and sentence by death if you steal more than 300 thousand before foreclosing.

I would also implement a heavy tariff on all imported goods if they exceeded 20k worth of goods per distributor, this new government revenue would be used to pay for public schools. Children would be separated into different schools based on their aptitude and wealth.
All illegal immigrants will be hunted down and given tests and assignments to prove their understanding of American nationalism and their comparability with its multicultural democracy. Those who failed would be DNA cataloged and deported, the second time they're caught will be punished via privately owned work camps. All crimes by non whites will be judges by local tribunal when the current law doesn't facilitate their perceived infraction, such as racism, pranks, and suspicious activity.
The new voting system would be so that all people who voted for something would be forced to use those policies. If someone attempts to break the consitution or "clarify" a new meaning to the constitution, they will be executed by the Templar order. A new secret organization within the government will be created, they will live by the laws of the state and live like kings. These people will be regarded as Templars, and not the hippy free mason NWO kike "Templars", but real Templars who obey the morals which are written in the bible, not necessarily do they have to believe in a god.

All communities with a heavy population of anti constitutional immigrants will be fenced off and guarded for a trial period. The Templars will have complete authority of these communities, they will simply infiltrate and subversively destroy any culture which clashes with independent freedoms.
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>>72205083
Literally Stalin cuck 2.0
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>>72203437
the fuck is wrong with you sven
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>>72204937
Should start cloning old Spartans or just fuck it find some old greek dna get some purest shit in there. It sucks how much mixing happened there.
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Kindly thank all refugees for taking part in what programs we offered, and point them to ways they can gain access to simple jobs to hold them through while I appropraite the funds to start up major businesses for the country's long term, such as; Ongoing road development/maintenance, cable laying (for electrical and internet), Geothermal plants, larger mining operations (including refinement), i'll put an end to the Eternal Native argument and give them the ultimatum (we're doing work here, not to completely rape the planet for fuck sakes, but to make something bigger than your pathetic anscestors could dream up with mushrooms and weed, if you're with us, we've got some jobs and good living for you, if not, then chose whatever moss you decide to lay on, we're not helping you with that).

There is a lot that could be done with Canada. No one seems to have the balls to just tell us what the fuck is going to happen next, and go through it with it. It's all immediate people pleasing, feelings about projects, and no conceptualizing of end-products or what end-products might mean. (The means don't justify the ends, nor the ends justify the means, but holy fuck we can do a lot better than right now).
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Hang Merkel for treason.
Send refugees back.
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>>72202954
start a vote to make sure the population actually wants me to be the leader.
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Unite Asians, Indians, Whites, Blacks, Hispanics, Native Americans, Pacific Islanders, Persians, and Arabs against the Jews.

End all Jewish tricks.

Sterilize all Jews and retards(you'll thank me in about 150 years).

Even though I'm black and my people have been through a lot, there's no denying the underhanded nature of the Yiddish Rat. They're the most subtle in their destruction.
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>>72205266
>sterilize all retards then
>sterilize those who are so good at beating you they've completely monopolized success
cuck
oogabooga get whitey
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>>72205266
>being black
>my people have been through a lot

Fuck off
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>>72204536
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>>72202954
Cash my check from mexico
Buy building supplies
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>>72203437
>Sven
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Change the curriculum at school.
Teach boys from a young age how to be men and girls how to be women.
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>>72205015
>implying a majority will take the newly legalized drugs and become junkies
>implying this happened with tobacco and alcohol

Fucking dumbass. Prohibition is a cancer to our society.
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>>72202954
Implement technological litmus tests when applying for welfare. These tests are not meant to keep people from eating but to produce enough shame so that they try to pass
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Stop the migrants, build a wall and make the eu pay for it
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>>72205491
>a wall
>>being an island.
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>>72204937
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>>72205491
>muslims in charge of defending islands
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>>72205491
>implying your country isn't a fortress by nature and geological position
you don't even need a wall. Just proper laws
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>>72204937

Based Greekbro, why would you give the capital of the Serbian Empire to the Bulgarians and not the Serbs?

North Epirus goes to the Greece, the rest of Albania is Serbian clay.
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>>72205341
>Jews
>white
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Build a gas chamber big enough for one jew
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>>72205666
Speaking from an objective point-of-view, slavo-vardarskans are bulgarian and their own language is a dialect of bulgarian.
but since they've been buttraped continiusly and unable to conquer the land, it's yours me lad.
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>>72205120
>>72205147
Stalin never had best interests of the state in mind.
He initiated purges solely to protect himself from being toppled for being a dumbass paranoid fascist limp-armed manlet.
The people purged were repressed on blatantly fabricated charges (like "trotskysm", while a person was a devout Leninist or wasn't very politicized at all, or "treason", when a person was in no position to do treason), and were not confined to political elite, but gutted USSR's science and production. Everyone remotely successful was repressed based on anonymous letters full of bullshit, and their posts and property went to some idiot who most probably wrote that letter.

And then, to deflect the blame for purging innocent people, including the country's top scientists and engineers, Stalin purged the ones enacting the purges - Yagoda, Yezhov, and their whole NKVD rosters.

What I am proposing is the only way I see to shield Russia's new government from the influence of old, thoroughly corrupt government and business.
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>>72205770
>>that trips
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Massive infrastructure renewal projects. Basically, if it is paved or spans anything, it's being rebuilt.

Is it a bridge? Rebuilt.
Is it a road? Rebuilt.
Is it a dam... obviously "rebuilt" isn't the right word here.
Aqueduct? Tunnel? Power grid? Same as above.

Nothing will be protected from this project, unless it is a verifiably historic site.

And, obviously, if a single illegal worker is discovered working on any of this, the company he is part of will be barred from ever operating within this, or future projects ever again; This will be public knowledge from the start.
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>>72205669
>niggers
>good for anything
Jews are white, if you had even the most basic education in history you would know this.

Aryan =! white
Hitler created "Aryan" in the same way the Ottomans call arab rape genes "turkic", simple ways to control the goyim and create a false sense of unity or strife.
kill yourself, nigger.
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>>72203020
Underrated post
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>>72205832
dammit, wrong post
72205666 <<this one
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>>72205169
Refugees refuse to go back. Your only functional Leopard 2 tank turns out to be a blow-up doll. Your last special forces batallion is found out to be alcoholic dyel fatties.
What do?
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Consolidate government departments., sell off unused gov buildings and fire unneeded officials.

I'd build a wall, grant amnesty after back tax surcharge.
I'd get out of the Middle East after a carpet bombing run across every war torn area without claiming blame or saying it was Russia.
I'd reorganize learning to be like Sweden and remove common core.

I'd repeal Obamacare and leave the states responsible for poverty healthcare.
I'd give schools health quotas instead of testing quotas.
I'd find PP and have free abortions for anyone who's received gov welfare.

I would enforce very strict rules on disability payments and make welfare difficult to receive through having to apply for every check received, truly checked job hunts, limits to funds, child quotas, etc

TL;DR:
I would make anime real, stop telling people how to live their lives, reduce the size of the government, go to zero base budgeting, keep the military the same size, protect the environment and stay out of other people's business
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1. Enforce a minimum hair length.
2. Catch out the whore of babylon.
3. Call for another crusade.
4. Destroy heretics.
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>>72202954
Ban Islam and force people on welfare to work if they want to maintain welfare, there's always stone that needs breaking to build roads or shit in streets in need of picking up.
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>>72205890
Suck my big black Johnson, Whitey Kike.
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Remove the Kebab

It was probably the reason people elected me in the first place. Then I would give the positions and belongings of the kebab to the Germans. No more unemployment. I'd remove a bunch of nonsensical bureaucracy. Then I would reinforce the immigration laws, legalize all drugs so we can make money off of em. Restrict sexual actions in public and redefine public indecency to include making out and exceedingly skimpy clothing in public space.
And I'd replace the left propaganda with trying to regulate the media fuckers into straight news reporting.
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>>72205491
You don't need a wall, just rebuild the Royal Navy and use the cucked BBC to let the world know you'll be taking in as many migrants that can get to Britain by boat. Then just have the Royal Navy sink any vessel that is using a door as a raft
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>>72202954
Dissolve the Federal Reserve and its people (in real acid).

>>72204536
The absolute scatman!
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Stop all immigration into my country for a period of 3 years. It doesn't matter from where.

Stop all corporate contributions to the campaigns of government officials.

Have ever drug company come before me and explain exactly where they are on their work for curing diseases such as cancer.

Outlaw violent animals such as pitbulls.

Increase the quality of education at every level of schooling.

Execute "Lucky" Larry Silverstein for treason.

Make a massive energy initiative to get all US homes running on solar power. Put LED bulbs in all public lighting. Give incentives to companies and private citizens who use solar and other renewable energy sources.

Close the boarders between the US and Canada and the US and Mexico. Yes, there would be walls.

Require cell phone companies to make it so their products cannot be used while driving. FYI, they already have this technology.
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>>72206142
Please make gas chambers and let the mudslimes feel the wrath of the grand fourth Reich
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>>72202954
Massive corruption investigations.
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>>72203437
Build a wall on Swedish border
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I hit the switch that sends everything into Islamic Communism.
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>>72206435
Just invade them
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>>72206530
W-why?
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>>72206424

Pa da te roknu ko Djinjica kek, prvo se ocisti BiA, policija I vojska, pa tek onda se pocinje sa istragama.
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Wrong image, fixed
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I saw a lot of posts about corruption and then I thought. Why the fuck is so hard for a politician to be honest?
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>>72206605
Because Master Soros commands it. Do not try to oppose me or I will send you to halal gulag for re-education.
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>>72206650
Shhh jebote. Od njih i pocinjem. Tell nobody.
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>>72202954
Sell it to Germans.
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>>72202954
Arrest all bankers, politicians and journalists
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>create a fake threat so special presidential powers are granted
>massive use of double agents to uncover the mafia-state link
>a few false flags here and here, blame on organized crime
>declare mafia a terrorist organization in order to allow use of deadly force and assassinations
>cripple and deprive of support major political parties by uncovering their illegal business, guilties and suspects are permanently banned from political life
>start heavily slashing taxes while keeping public services up with money recovered from tax evasion, universal basic income for all
>make state registries public available, showing people the amount of money the state is actually making
>deport all illegal immigrants
>slowly turn italy into an ultracapitalist utopia with basic services granted to every citizen
>heavily invest in army
>invade Lybia and unstable north african states with the ISIS excuse, have their leaders hanged in public, create neo colonies
>infiltrate muslim groups in the rest of "progressive" EU, so they start bombing stuff and create a civil war
>right wing parties seize control, Germany and France are sympathetic to my cause and propose a stronger, right wing EU with a joint army
>burger military bases get kicked out
>UK can join or rot and become another failed islamic state we can invade
>Turkey gets sanctions until Erdoshit leaves
>Africa gets colonized again, Gravelman is appointed as governor of Neo Africa
>Make EU a federation
>profit
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Make a separate country for niggers.

At the opening of the rivers, build walls and entry/exit points.

Keep boat crews patrolling the rivers to make sure they don't leave.

I'll be a prison run by niggers.
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>>72202954
remove kebab and bagel
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smoke a fat doob
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invade poland
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dis ;_;
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>>72207006
We've made the US didn't we
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>>72203437
we were supposed to say thing that isnt already happening
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>>72204440
just kill gypsies and mudslimes, flag is okay.
Also deport all podemitas and IU traitors
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Make a pact with Šešelj and invade Croatia
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turn on the gas

become Serbia again take Croatian and Bosnia and Albania

give Greece the rest of the balkans

invade hungry and italy

take hungry and italy

ask Russian too help

>implying they help

take v4

take all the gyps send them back to India

invade turkey and make it clean with serb blood

ban islam anyone who is a islamist gets killed

make every drug legal

tax the living shit out of it

make school great again

invest in military

disban the nato

I T I S N O W T H E Y E A R 2 1 1 5

T H E S E R B I A N E M P I R E H A S N O W T A K E N O V E R T H E W H O L E W O R L D

O C E A N S A R E K N O W G R E E N A N D P U R P L E

T H E 1 0 0 Y E A R ' S W A R W I T H A M R I C A H A S E N D E D

T H E W O R L D H A S T U R N E D a e s t h e t i c

T H E S E R B I A N E M P I R E H A S C L O N I Z E D A L L 8 P L A N E T S

V E N U S I S A a e s t h e t i c J U N G L E

M E R C U R Y I S A M A C H I N E T H A T C A N C R E A T E A N Y T H I N G

M A R S I S A C A P I T A L I S T P O W E R H O U S E A N D T U R M P I S T H E L E A D E R

J U P I T E R I S K N O W A M I L L I T A R I S T I C P L A N T E T T H A T C A N D I S T O R Y A L L
A y y l a m o 's

S A T U R N I S W H E R E A L L T H E S C I E N C E A N D M A T H H A P P E N S

U R A N U S I S /FA/ I N A N U T S H E L L

N A P T U E N I S P O L I T C M O O T V E R Y C O O L T I T O I S T H E L E A D E R

A N D P L U T O I S A T R A S H P L A N T W H E R E A L L T H E G Y P S A N D P O O I N L O O
M U S I LM G O


cont?
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>>72204440
>changing franco's favorite flag
cuck
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>>72208187
too far
turkey is rightfull greek clay
and italy is gay
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>>72207882
Well you certainly didn't, faggot.
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Make English the official language.
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>>72202954
Hang merkel, gas muzzies, send lefties into gulags.
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>>72203437
So nothing?
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>>72206949
that looks so good. Can we join and get Morocco back? A big mediterranean alliance to control all north Africa
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>>72208187
go on..
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>>72208254
r e e e e e e e e e
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Id build street workout equipment on every buss station so people have what to do while they are waiting for the bus.
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>>72206435
Fuck the wall fingolian, nukes is the only half measure way.
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>>72208187

We exist
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>>72203671
What if step 2 is 'let off a neutron bomb'?
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>>72208330
Of fucking course. Africa will become a colony again, with under the table eugenics programs
And then we will ask Finland to purge Sweden and split whatever remains of that socialist hellhole
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>>72208471
w e d o b o t h e r
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Follow this man's vision
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>>72208254
>>not claiming the greates Greek invention, anal gay sex.
>muh achilles
>muh alexander
>muh sacred band of thebes

Are you all fucking faggots or what the fuck happened to you niggers.
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Poo in the looo
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>Improve existing mental health institutes and create new ones around the country
>Crush unions like the BMA and replace their leaders with someone more co-operative and less faggy
>Fix the EU referendum to out
>Australian style of immigration, nothing to add to our nation, no entry
>Clean up the people on bennies, make the system much harder to claim on for those who don't really need it
>Trump style bring our jobs back, huge tariffs for companies locating outside the UK.
>No pansy help for prisoners, hard labour, fixing railways and paving roads, chain-gang style
>Abolish human rights act
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>>72202954
Stop aid for africa
Stop welfare for immigrants
Stop supporting "cultural art"
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>>72202954
Deport all shitskins.
Decriminalize drugs.
Restore civil liberties including privacy.
Mandatory gun in every house hold.
Cut taxes to the middle class and corporations.
Give incentives if corporations operate purely out of Australia.
Tariff on raw mineral and ore exports.
Nuclear weapons program.
High speed rail.
Accept all whites as refugees and resettle them.
Massive militarization.
Massive irrigation project to make the desert usable.
Withdraw from the UN.
Nationalize the banks.
Tax reliefs to small businesses.
Protectionist policies to revitalize our manufacturing industry.
Promote decentralized electricity generation and/or nuclear power.
Buy back the full grid from Telstra and other assets.
Full gigabit NBN.
Mandatory military service.
Promote nationalism.
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>>72202954

direct democracy, and listen to the peoples wishes
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Have Trump put to death for being a liberal.
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>cancel EU referendum, instead leave outright, immediately invoke article 50
>demolish ghettos inside the M25, sell off land to property developers
>total tax reform, only taxes flat rate of 12% income tax after taxfree allowance £12000 and remittance tax on money sent abroad where no transaction has taken place 25%
>scrap in work benefits, limit child benefit to 3 children, introduce random drug testing for all benefit recipients - failing means no benefits
>require JSA claimants to spend 8 hours a day 5 days a week at monitored job search sessions
>reform the NHS, charge £6 for GP appointments and A&E visits, devolve management and regulation to regions
>require all foreign nationals to present proof of health insurance on entering the country
>implement points based immigration system
>stop pension and benefit payments to retirees who move abroad
>stop all government pension schemes, no more sign ups, move to private pension system
>introduce pay cap for all public sector workers
>reintroduce hard labour in prisons
>deport all foreign criminals once their sentence is complete
>fuck the unions, ban them from lobbying government, ban them from donating to political campaigns, ban them from 'representing' workers from more than one trade/profession, ban them from 'representing' public sector workers
>bring back grammar schools
>scrap the national curriculum
>scrap all government backed student loan schemes
>scrap all government assistance for universities
>remove tuition fee cap
>reduce mandatory school attendance age to 14, offer choice between GCSE or vocational courses
>end fractional reserve banking, stop all inflation, encourage banks to offer commodity-backed accounts, end goal move to fully commodity backed currency
>abolish the bbc
>write British Constitution preventing restrictions on free speech, preventing anti-gun laws, banning government funded media (fuck the beeb)
>prevent foreign institutions from funding religious buildings & campaigns
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>>72202954
I'd do alot more than this but this would be stage 1.

Call every MP and rep in to talk about pay rises and blow up the entire fucking building, frame Islam
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>>72211949
add making australian citizenship as a mandatory requirement for buying property and you'll have my vote
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i'm surprised nobody has suggested putting a cap on wealth. nobody needs more than 100M and if you say you do, you're wrong.
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>>72202954
Impose oversight on school board administrators, and immediately enhance incentives for charter, and alternative school. As well as school vouchers so that inner city children wont have to be stuck in a cycle of never ending poverty throughout the generations. It's a disgrace and a scandal
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>>72202954
Separate The Maritimes from Canada.
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>>72216053
Also limit the ability of public sector, and private sector unions to use publicly held funds to use for campaign contributions. I'm not a math teacher but we spend the most per student of any country on our students with pitiful results.
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>>72202954
Camp all the kikes, deport all the other non euros.
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>>72203176
Jesus, u sound like me before /pol/
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>>72216186
Arbeit me in frei camp arbeiters
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Bomb Norway
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>>72202954

Criminal offense = instant death

Deport all illegals

Illegals who commit a criminal offense = instant death and remains shot over the wall with a cannon.

They have to go back dead or alive.
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>>72202954

Become the first Prime Minister to shitpost on 4chan.
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>>72202954
>return to the gold standard
>institute a draft for all males and females from 21 till 24, (so they grow out of their young mindset)
>everyone has to do a degree or specialized trade
>robotize all lower class jobs
>use army for profit and plunder
>all non-desirables are made front line troops, no survival, this includes initial phase for all ages
>legalize all unethical science
>become tech center of the world
>standard of living is so good work is optional once youve created a great work/discovery
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>>72216387
I bet a number of our parliament and senators shitpost on 4chan in their downtime.

>>72215744
I will add that in if I ever run for government.
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>begin dissolving the RCMP - a national police force with political power
>create provincial policing agencies at the discretion of the provinces - fund them via federal dollars
>remove lesser crimes from the national criminal code and keep only core elements like assault and murder 100% national
>all items removed from the national criminal code are moved into provincial criminal codes, which are given to every province who is then allowed to alter it to fit their province
>allow provincial crimes to show up on background checks
>remove the firearms act, act prescribing prohibited items etc etc etc
>replace it with a better, well worded act that is largely the same
>impose "shall issue" rules on provincial CFOs for open carry of hand guns for the purposes of hunting
>allow the concealed carry of knives for the purposes of self defense w/o a permit
>begin the legalization process of weed right away
>reform the Senate to eleccted officials instead of appointed
>Senate serves 10 year terms
>Senate can not propose bills
>only approve or deny bills(send them back for review)
>purchase Hydro One shares back at current market value if close to selling price, or claim imminent domain and force the return of shares while issuing a profit to share holders over market value
>nationalize Hydro One
>hire private firm to find and implement changes to Hydro One to find inicciencies and reclaim those billions of dollars we are losing every year
>if they can generate the profit while improving customer satisfaction we just give them a billion in cold hard cash
>give Western Ontario provinces more of a say on the national stage, allow two provinces to coordinate
>and pass a deal without requiring the permission of the whole country
>immediately begin work on oil pipeline
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>>72217571
>commit air assets to the fight against ISIS
>begin drone acquisition program and the modernization of the C8 carbine
>simplify the availability of welfare
>begin subsidizing college education (plumbers, electricians, trade skills) to a much higher level, ignore university education from all grants
>begin a "Our Canada" infrastructure plan, funding and moderizing all public transit in major urban centers as well as upkeep on standard infrastructure everywhere else
>begin funding a highly efficient urban train system for out of city workers, make it highly affordable to take the train and connect it to city public transit as to foster growth of rural communities
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>>72202954

Annex Denmark
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Declare war on Germany.
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>>72202954
leave
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>Campaign for Brexit
>Push Republican Nationalist propaganda
>Assuming Britain does leave the EU
>Refuse to do proper trade with them
> Start a second world war
> Bring the issue of the 6 counties back into the mainstream
>Issue drags on until 2022
>100 years since Independence
> Finally make 26+6=1
>Tá ár lá teacht/ Our Day has come
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>>72216328
What? why?
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>Make all the necessary for a federal europe

>All the corrupt politicians go in jail

>Create a temporary big EU army, with all the troops and all the budget from europe

>remove kebab

>destroy ISIS

>give aid to Palestine, along with troops

>Accuse Israel of war crimes

>buttrapeisrael.exe

>Make palestine economically dependent

>EU first economical power

>Pray for the 742,5 million sides lost during the war

>Laugh eternally
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