Daily Reminder Australia is one of the most powerful nations on Earth
>>72197233
Yet you get cucked by flightless birds.
>Flightless birds
>>72197311
>>72197233
Sure you are buddy, keep telling yourself that. ANZAC am I right?
>>72197278
Teach us your ways, Australia!
>>72197233
>>72197233
You know what's missing from that collage? A plane that has the range to actually reach another land mass.
>>72197233
Daily reminder.
>>72197677
Can we borrow some of yours?
>>72197233
Lol really?
That all looks like American tech to me.
Aussies - the men who put the "ussy" in pussy
>>72197685
>>72197233
Wanna know something scary? with our population growth and high gdp in 50-100 years we'll probably be more powerful than euros.
>>72197278
>told heavily-armed iranian boats to fuck off
>"The Australian officer in command seized the initiative and demonstrated very sound judgement and excellent leadership."
>>72197233
>Daily Reminder Australia is one of the most powerful nations on Earth
With one of the weakest firewall infrastructure.
That equipment would be useless.
>>72197233
Nice Russian and American military vehicles
>>72197685
>>72197483
Step1
>Don't be afraid of arab cunts no matter what trouble it may cause (even global thermonuclear war)
Step2:
>Be loyal to your bros
Step3:
>Don't be a shit cunt
Step4:
>Vote against niggers or anything that benefits niggers
Step5:
>Tell cunts to fuck off
>Ranked 24th in the Global Fire Power Index
Sure thing bud
>>72197991
Step6:
>Never ever dog your mates
>>72197864
"ussy" must be american slang for "superior white penis"
>>72197299
Are you by any chance a Keyboard Commando. 2nd Shitposting regiment?
>>72197912
yeah, but name 10 countries that wont be
>>72197233
Aussie creatures are the most powerful. I fear your bugs more than you guys. But I wish I was aussie, something about that sound that's in Hollywood movies gets my blood following. I'm drunk all the time so I'd probably fit it. I miss Steve and drink fosters on his death day. Dammit Steve.
>>72197233
>No Nukes
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EVEN POO IN LOO HAS NUKES
>>72198080
That's already step2 mate
>>72197299
Remember watching them hunt on my farm, dat swoop of death was amazing
>>72197955
you guys have an awesome air force.
>>72197502
The jewish globalists attempted to take away our guns and flood our streets with towlheads but as the old saying goes; you can lead bogan to maccas but you can't stop him holding it up with a bic lighter.
>>72197278
That's actually pretty badass.
>>72197233
it looks like the hand me downs from the US army, senpai
>>72197638
>sweden
:(
>>72197864
I don't get it
>>72197233
Having fun shitposting m8?
This is a fact, anyone who believes otherwise needs to be gassed
>>72198163
Drink VB if you want to commemorate Steve.
Drinking Fosters makes dead Australians roll in their graves.
>>72198214
>No nukes
I bet you think we lost the emu wars too?
We nuked the emu homeland of Emu Field.
http://australianmap.net/
>>72198258
Mate, we have the best airforce, the US airforce.
>>72197821
>>72197233
Most of that's german or jap built. Herr Turnbull is about to decide who gets next years contract I think. Mcamerica is the same the only thing usually developed in Aus/ us is the dataplate. Hurrah
>>72198415
He's saying Aussies are pussies, yet they don't have the p(enis) in them to even make them worthwhile pussies.
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LADS GET RID OF THE F-111? DON'T YOU FUCK LIKE DUMP AND BURN?
>>72198643
Well that's a shit way of saying "you can't spell pussy with out U.S."
>>72198631
Step1
>Don't be afraid of arab cunts no matter what trouble it may cause (even global thermonuclear war)
Step2:
>Be loyal to your bros
>>72198129
Retired now. But its hard to let go.
>>72198824
You also can't spell "pussy" without "u" lmao xD
>>72197233
fucking hell mate, you goons are alright. Here, have an imaginary goon sack to take to the barbie (or Braai if youre a wimpy expat saffir) and put funny hats on emus. Do it just for me, because I want the austrailia I know to be theone portrayed by the song "Land Down Under". You know, the one where everyone is as un-pc as possible, the sloots are sloots, platypuses platypus around all day and Gina Reinheart is beheaded.
semper fi, you low fi cunts. your women have quality queefers
>>72197233
I can't wait for the day you guys decide to be sick cunts and get your funs back.
Australians should be as lethal as the animals that try and kill them.
>>72199054
>You also can't spell "pussy" without "u" lmao xD
Pssy.
There I did it.
>>72199166
What is this hell?
>>72197233
How many nukes you got? Zero. Yeah, without the US and UK poofags could btfo you.
For anyone planning to visit I highly recommend you pick up this handy little phrase book.
>>72199226
a spoon and knife in a box you thick knob. south afri- er perth, ausland will rise again!!!!!!
>>72197991
>Don't be afraid of arab cunts no matter what trouble it may cause (even global thermonuclear war)
i like it
>>72199054
You can't see your penis with out a mirror and a pare of binoculars.
>>72198953
Flags, not too shabby maybe after Britain goes full Britainistand and Trump makes the whitehouse white again.
>>72199345
>south afri- er perth, ausland will rise again!!!!!!
Mate Perth is a sinking ship. Place is getting wrecked by PC and social media.
>>72197233
looks like a whole bunch of second hand American and British kit to me, bbq bro. The tiny bases America has there have more firepower than your entire military.
>>72199295
You guys should have parked your continent closer to ours.
I like the East Coast, even though its degenerate its fucking amazing. Really like the Blue Mountains.
First place I ever surfed.
Sydney was cool. Also you guys are huge, and your meals are huge. I'll go again one day.
>>72198080
Fuck oath cunt.
![aesthetic_zyzz[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/evmxdlS.jpg "aesthetic_zyzz[1].jpg")
>>72199526
>blue mountains
>first place i ever surfed
Literally what u gay lookin cunt?
>>72199439
>>72199439
The white hoouse is half-white right now. the above ground part is white and has always been. the beloew ground part is actually in fcaf black because of the varietal of moisture barrier. also, that is where the cooks and gardneers liv
>>72199649
Well the Gold Coast. It was on the same trip. I was thinking if I went again I'd do Cannes, but where would you recommend?
>>72199668
I'm talking about the black muslim and his transexual gorrilla wife that occupy it mate.
>>72197991
>Step4:
>>Vote against niggers or anything that benefits niggers
Given how abos run amok in your oversized island, you guys still seem to be working kinks outta this one
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/higher-education/racial-stoush-erupts-over-qut-computer-lab/news-story/b80de339339f2d5588839ac06f3c8909?nk=5d7c36e69427c78abfad0c733611dfd8-1461736637
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Sorry_Day
>>72197955
How does this work?
>>72199753
*Cairnes
I would recommend Cairns.
Beautiful rainforrest mate. Lots of those touristy things too like white water rafting and bungie jumping and shit like that.
You should go check out Alice Springs too for the fuck of it, get a little look at some wild abos in their natural habitat and lots of interesting landscape out in the desert.
https://youtu.be/xGNYeZzXSec
(video related)
>>72199816
I greatly apoligize for my error as I am blutzed as shit at 2am in new york city. I promise to kiss the feet to the nearest drop bear upon my next visit to the next town in tasmania. godspeed to you all, you lovable cunts. you are the reason why i wake up in the morninn.
>>72197638
we would be proud without niggers that burn our flag, chimp out, et cetera
>>72200026
I expected more from a country renowned for its engineering
>>72197233
>All those American made weapon systems
>>72197233
I for one am glad we sold you weapons
>straya stronk
>>72199753
I went to Cairns when I was younger and I can't remember it very well but I don't think there's much to do there unless you like checking out cool scenic places. Which is fair enough if you do because Australia is the most beautiful country on earth.
I dunno where I'd recommend though, it's all fucken mad mate. Everywhere except Melbourne, that is, but even Melbourne is a nice lookin' city to be honest.
>>72200097
and also fuck it in general. my job sucks even though i make a ton of meney. i wish i had stuck to blue collar labor like my dad always wanted instead of working for fucking barclays. goddamit i just want to be a manuel laboror in one of gina reinhardts mines or some shit and then fuck her right in the queefer mate
>>72199753
Also, here's a good video about Cairns.
Should help you plan your trip.
https://youtu.be/o9NA9JmQqk4
>>72200222
>indonesia stronk
>>72198214
Because we sold them nuke material.
>>72200323
Get off your phone Australia.
>>72197638
I can relate to that graph, every major city is a shitskin-shithole. There is no reason to be proud anymore because even our own government fucks us over.
>>72200143
That is why I am asking. Give me all your knowledge!
>>72200748
It's basically a RC plane
>>72197233
Daily reminder that australia lost against birds.
>>72198080
>>72197991
>Step 6
>>72200933
And
CANE TOADS
they lost to pepe
>>72200933
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_Field,_South_Australia
We nuked them.
>>72197233
>all of those pictured items were engineered by other nations
so powerful
>>72200876
Wrong. Its all paper.
>most powerful
The Military here is a shell of its former self. Sadly, it couldn't save itself from the cancerous politics that have destroyed the rest of Australian society.
Without the Americans, we couldn't even defend ourselves from Indonesia.
>>72198640
>Most of that's german or jap built
Uh....
>F-18E (Super Hornet)
>USA
>Hobart class
>Spain
>F-18 (Hornet)
>USA
>MRH 90
>European Union
>Canberra class
>Spain
>E-7A Wedgetail (Boeing 737)
>USA
>Anzac class
>Germany
>MQ-4C Triton
>USA
>F-35
>USA
>Eurocopter Tiger
>European Union
>P-8 Poseidon
>USA
>Blackhawk
>USA
>Collins class
>Sweden
>Abrams
>USA
>Adelaide class
>USA
>Globemaster
>USA
>Growler (why is it naked?)
>USA
>Some cunt with an M4
>USA (rifle), the cunt is probably Chinese
>ASLAV
>Canada (based on Swiss design)
>Airbus KC-30A
>USA
...nope.
>>72201096
Good job Straya
>>72197638
>UK not even on the graph
>>72201203
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KUuTvERSpWA
>>72201775
thats it ur fukt cunt
I love my country.
>>72197233
I fuckin' love being Straya'n mate, but come on now...
>>72197233
Scrolling the first page, had already finished my light chuckle before I realized OP might have been serious
>>72198573
Fuck, sorry. Don't have vb here. Still, I'd love to live in Aussie land and be an f1 driver in another life.
>>72197233
Pictured: The entire Australian Military.
K..
>>72200933
Daily reminder Sweden lost to Islam.
>>72197638
>Russia #1
>Ukraine #last
Fuck yeah
