LITTLE BITES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqPp4z-Dm5w
How does he keep inventing such hilarious new joke material all the time?
Stand up comedians on suicide watch.
>>72080241
Even Rush Limbaugh commented on how Kasich eats.
>>72080241
/pol/ btfo
Anyone got footage of Kasich eating these pancakes? I'm morbidly curious.
MEME MACHINE
>>72080241
How is this guy not a comedian?
He really has a talent for bantz. Remember when Rubio's committee rolled out "small hands" after several focus groups and meetings with psychologists and it just bounced off Trump? Trump thinks of this shit on the fly.
>>72080241
ok, what happened to the presidential Don?
>>72080241
DISGUSTING
>>72081151
>Implying this Don wasn't presidential already
shoo shoo Cruz
>>72081151
That comes when he's president.
>>72081012
requesting kasich/humanoid pancakes vore
Kek, Trump is a fucking retard. Dubya teir really.
No wonder Putin wants him to win, he knows he could manipulate the fuck out of him.
>>72081253
No, I'm for the Don and only for him since last year, but lets face the fact - these bantz are not going to help with general election
why does this disgusting cretin look so red? god I cannot wait for him to get BTFO at the convention in July.
>Daddy look!
Fucking kek
>donald trump has been giving everything in life
>has time to eat
>after years of hard work Kasich is used to eating on the go and has made it a habit to eat fast
>>72081673
>Pancakes
>Canada
Like pottery.
>>72080241
says the guy who eats pizza with a fork
a fucking FORK
>>72081746
>Kasich
>hard work
Yeah, right
>>72081859
He wears a suit that worth more than your life m8.
>>72081932
you see me haffi
This is legit fucking stand up comedy. His face when he yells "DADDY LOOK!" is fucking laugh out loud hilarious.
LOOK AT THIS FACE
>>72081545
Putin favors Trump or Sanders.
http://www.theblaze.com/contributions/putin-chooses-trump-and-sanders/
>>72081932
>implying you know how much i spend on clothes
nigger one of my outfits is probably worth 2 months of your salary, fuck off
>>72080966
K.. KEEP ME POSTED
>>72080241
The god-emperor's hair is graying
>>72081574
These bantz are gonna kill Shillary when he starts going on about them emails and whats in them.
>>72080241
DRUMPF is a clown. Kasich may eat like a fool but I'd rather him president than baby hands Drumpf.
>>72080311
>hilarious
Uh...
Also, telling Republicans taking large bites is a negative trait to be mocked is kinda like telling Trump being an outspoken asshole is a negative trait to be mocked. Even if it's true you're speaking to the wrong audience.
They didn't get that fat by nibbling.
>>72082167
Putin is so god damn smart.
He knows Trump is too stupid to rule and can be controlled and he also knows Sanders is a weak old cuck who would never stand up to him.
>>72082339
I don't know man. It's all fun and memes, but something tells me that people want to elect a leader, not a clown. I'm not saying that Donald would be worse than anyone else, it just might not add points for general public
>>72082659
Take a good look at our current and last president and explain to me this intelligence criterion you invented.
>>72082725
>but something tells me that people want to elect a leader, not a clown.
By 'something' you mean the Jews, don't you? Because that's what the Jews always say.
Besides, you're missing the point. Once Trump unloads a season's worth of bantz against Hillary, SHE will be the one perceived as a clown. It doesn't matter if the people think Trump is juvenile. What matters is that they will think better of him than Hillary by the time he is done exposing her for the cardboard cutout that she is.
>>72082880
I hope you're right. The Don is our only hope
>>72082880
Hillary could be revealed clinically retarded and still win by being Bill Clinton 2.0.
Especially against Trump, who couldn't drive his numbers up to save his life, especially by mocking the retarded.
>>72082839
Dubya was the same as Trump, both fools controlled by people around them.
Obama wages proxy wars in Syria and Ukraine. He also has hurt Russias economy with trade.
Obama might be a nigger, but he's not a stupid nigger. That's why Putin doesn't want someone like Hillary to be President, not that I do either.
>>72083028
Hope is dead.
https://electionbettingodds.com/
>>72082880
>he thinks people care about petty insults and not an actual leader
You spend too much time here, go out into the real world
>Donald Trump makes fun of somebody else for the way they eat when he eats pizza with a fork
what a total loser! Sad!
>>72083057
>>72083150
Stop overhyping Hillary. She's nothing but the Democrat Jeb Bush, and you'll see that soon enough. I remember when people overhyped Jeb as an unstoppable juggernaut of seriousness. What a joke.
Hillary is a slow witted, teleprompter-reliant, easily agitated, sickly grandma that is only even a thing because she sat on a President's dick. She's wholly owned by Wall Street and is the poserchild of the very term "political establishment." Trump will be the conduit through which all backlash against that will be channeled. Just like he was in the primaries against Jeb.
She is going to be made a fool of. It's not about you repeating politically correct values that we only pretend to believe in, like 'adults don't insult". Those talismen don't work anymore, Trump proved that. He's not going to be dispatched by the old tools and tricks that the establishment and language police pull out whenever they want to silence somebody. That is how Hillary will approach it -- attempt to take the high road, as the mature, stable candidate -- and that is precisely what killed Jeb Bush. because while he was out doing that boring shit, Trump was out pulling rabbits out of hats and turning flowers into doves for the whole country and we loved it. It made him look capable, strong, and self-reliant.
It's not going to be any different with Hillary. All of the teleprompter speeches in the world won't be able to undo something as simple as Trump walking out on stage at a debate, smiling devilishly at the crowd, turning to Hillary, and saying, "Why aren't you in prison yet?"
It's going to be a wild ride.
>>72083174
>Not eating pizza with a fork, thereby preventing your hands from getting dirty.
You're sub-human.
>>72083174
Gotta keep that pizza oil off your suit man.
L I T T L E
B I T E S
>>72083523
>She's nothing but the Democrat Jeb Bush
If by that you mean inexorably linked to her last name, then yes.
Now compare Clinton and Bush economies.
>>72083693
Hillary had trouble defeating an 74-year old socialist from Vermont named Bernie.
She's a terrible politician; one of the worst major ones to ever exist.
>>72083523
>>72083693
Also, I think you underestimate how much money Hillary is going to be able to get in attack ads against Trump.
She'll only be above it all in debates and speeches.
When it comes down to it though she's gonna throw close to 2 billion dollars at Trump in vitriol and mud.
>>72083570
Its the American way to lick your dirty little sausage fingers clean.
>>72083693
>he thinks policy matters in a post-policy election
Did you just start tuning into this election yesterday?
I NEVER SAWWWW
>DADDY LOOK!
>>72083812
>Hillary had trouble
When? Cause she still has most of her warchest and she was able to maintain a consistent and expansive lead the entire fucking race without destroying her party.
Trump meanwhile has torn the Republican party to shreds and one of the Kochs has publicly said he may support Hillary over Trump.
>>72083858
>policy
No no no no no, I'm talking about nostalgia.
I know policy doesn't matter.
But 1990s nostalgia vs 1950s nostalgia? 90s wins.
>>72083815
Jeb and the rest of the establishment PACs and candidates threw hundreds of millions at Trump. He countered it all by being someone Americans want to see. Nobody wants to SEE Hillary. Nobody wants to hear her. Even her supporters don't want to see or her her, they just like the idea of her.
People want to see Trump. They want to hear him. If they hate him or love him, they want to know what he's up to now. And he will use that leverage to his advantage to counter Hillary's ads with earned air time, and by just being more memorable than an excruciatingly calculated, teleprompter fed sound byte. In fact, I daresay the only time Hillary will at all penetrate the Trump dominated media storm will be when she says something stupid for Trump to pounce on, or otherwise is responding to Trump's attacks.
This is not a policy election. If you still haven't figured that out, you have to clue in.
>>72083986
>maintain a consistent and expansive lead the entire fucking race
The fact that fucking Bernie was a threat in the first place shows how awful and unlikeable she is. Hillary should have ran the table against him outside of Vermont.
Imagine Trump destroying Hillary after she trips on a plane or has a coughing fit during the generals. How will she ever recover.
>>72083174
Forks are reserved for his well-done steaks. Sad!
>>72084043
Trump gives more of an 80s vibe than anything. He is a star of the 80s after all.
In the battle of ideas, Trump is going to win in the long stretch handily. Strong, capable, authoritative, patriotic, versus weak, feeble, corrupt, and scandalous?
Put it this way: What do you think Trump's boundaries are? Do you think there is any rock Trump would hesitate to upturn if he thought it would help him? Do you see Trump shying away from things like linking Hillary to the Vince Foster murder? He could spend months - months - just reviewing Hillary's scandals in every single interview he gives. Do you think Hillary survives that unscathed?
I think you people overhype her. The tell for this is that you seem to imply Trump is anything but a busy beaver that gets to work and ceaselessly gnaws at his opponents. Any analysis of this election that does not account for that and instead has Trump sitting meekly in a corner while Hillary does the Hillary Show everyday uninterrupted is not a serious one.
>>72084528
This.
Trump is a goddamn madman. There is no boundary that exists that Trump would not cross.
>>72084490
I see a little bit of red here. He may like them medium rare
>>72084294
>The fact that fucking Bernie was a threat
He wasn't. He just never dropped out cause people keep sending him money, so he keeps getting more delegates and looks like a threat.
Even though he's been losing worse and worse this entire god damn campaign.
This was a coronation. Media just hyped Bernie so they would have a reason to talk about the Democrats.
>Jeb and the rest of the establishment PACs and candidates threw hundreds of millions at Trump.
Among all Republican candidates and PACs excluding Trump's, 608 million dollars has been spent in this campaign so far.
Not all of that was on Trump attack ads. In fact, a lot of it probably wasn't.
Hillary and her allies are gonna hit Trump with 2 billion.
Clinton is currently up 8.5% against Trump and Trump's only averaging 43% among Republicans nationally currently.
If it only takes less than 608 million dollars to hold Trump to 43% among people that ought to LIKE him, what's 2 billion gonna do to him?
>>72084528
>Do you think there is any rock Trump would hesitate to upturn if he thought it would help him?
I think you don't pay off politicians you can blackmail so given that he previously contributed to Hillary, odds are good that any dirt he has on her pales to what she has on him.
>>72081151
You clearly haven't been following the Trump campaign if you think this. It's amusing for his supporters and makes his opponents look laughable in order to reaffirm support and make sure they'd never vote for his opponents. It's hilarious and it works.
>>72080241
I'm secretly hoping that Shillary wins so the populist comedy routine ends, the slackivism finally ends, and the bombs start dropping on sandcastle houses in the oil land across the ocean.
>>72084528
Trump cannot argue against the meme that he is too unhinged to be in charge of the most powerful nation in history.
Ironically I personally believe that Hillary would be more dangerous in a global sense. But this is such an abstract argument to make, and even I'm not sure about it.
Trump is a batty, shallow guy who fundamentally has good instincts. That means he can see through the fake complexity of politics. But there is also REAL complexity in politics, that Trump will never master.
Trump will sound ridiculous on foreign policy.
>>72085087
Your whole mindset is wrong regarding money holding people down. DT has been on a continous upward climb since he announced. Just watch what happens, and go to bed...typing that much out is bad this late at night
>>72085309
The Destruction of Marco LIVE and IN COLOR was the best yet.
https://youtu.be/IiG-598DriE?t=8m30s
>>72085567
>Trump will sound ridiculous on foreign policy
i love this meme
trump calls out the refugees says you guys are letting a trojan horse into your countries
>paris bombing happens
trumps says stop fucking around with ISIS and bomb the oil
>literally a month later obama is bombing their oil reserves
trump says NATO is obsolete and countries arent pulling their fair share
>this happens a couple weeks later http://foreignpolicy.com/2016/04/06/senators-slam-nato-free-riders-in-closed-door-meeting-with-secretary-general/
>>72085674
BASED
>>72086076
Trump is ok on most foreign policy, besides killing families and giving nukes to SK/Japan.
But what matters most is economy and he sounds really really shit on that.
Second would be immigration but he only looks at that at face value. What he needs to talk about are changing laws for refugees, illegal immigrants, and hkw to actually become a resident/citizen. He also needs to change student and worker visas.
A wall sounds nice but would it even do that much? Not to mention it would cost a ton and take forever to actually be finished, let alone started. It just seems like a really big meme at this point.
>>72086509
>Implying Japan would be willing to receive more nukes from the US
>>72086509
>matters most is economy and he sounds really really shit on that
kek, yeah maybe if you live in china
>a umanbeing
>a real humanbeing
UMANBEING
UMAN
BEING
UMAN
>>72082317
He Turns 70 in a couple days.
>>72086509
>road to citizenship for refugees and illegals
You realise this is an incentive to be illegal and pretend to be a 'refugee' like 99% of European refugees right you dumb cuck.
>>72080241
That was pretty good desu.
>>72084528
This. Get ready for the dirtiest election in American history.
>>72081746
Don't let the Mr. Rogers vibe fool you. Kasich is a classic bullshit artist.
>>72080241
Looks like he's been spending too much time on the sunbeds
>>72081012
Semi-related greatest article of the election
>>72082356
Who?
