>Stan Lee making an Indian superhero
What will his superpower be?
>>72021039
it'd be shit
>>72021039
Maybe he can actually shit in a toilet, making him the most powerful Indian to ever exist
>>72021081
>>72021039
BY MY POOERS COMBINED!!
>>72021039
Ability to poo in loo, would be considered a superpower to normal indians.
>>72021081
>>72021128
>he can actually drive a car instead of a donkey and a wagon thanks to his bio-fuel
>>72021039
the ability to impress white people by sitting on a disease covered toilet in a shitty little room when they could be shitting outdoors the way Vishnu intended
Gee, I wonder if this thread will be full of 'poo in loo' dank meme.
>>72021039
Why is Marvel so shit?
The ability to split into 4 elemental spirits of earth, fire, water and poo.
It's about Pajeet, who actually gives useful customer service and poos in a loo like a normal human
>>72021039
Super pooper
>>72021039
The mysteries power to not gang rape tourists.
The power to not drink cow piss.
The number one IT support tech in the call center.
His ability to blow up the evil airship, the Hinduberg?
>>72021039
he is tasked with deterring rape gangs and beating public defecators
>>72021039
fecalmancer, he can crush enemies with tons of shit. but his weakness is clean toilets because no poo in the loo
>>72021081
"By day, mild mannered Manoor works in the call centre. By night, he becomes Manure man"
The ability to drown out theatre shootings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpvtxQmHudo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK1_VzoakMM
>>72021039
the power to poo in the loo
>>72021039
Porcelain is his kriptonite
Most likely it will be a stereotypical PsychoKinesis user, "intelligent", doesn't identify by "normal gender" means, and will be fighting big name environmental endangering monopolies.
This is the shit that makes people not care about capeshit anymore.
>>72021039
He weakness will be properly treated, clean, drinking water.
>>72021039
INDIA SUPERHERO 2020
>>72021608
TOPkek!
>>72021039
Anal storm.
>>72021039
the ability to poo in the loo, and *then use toilet paper*
>>72021619
The ability to be bad at programming and engineering despite being stereotyped as programmers and engineers.
>>72021039
THE INCREDIBLE POWER TO
POO
IN
LOO
Indian thread?
I'm down
>>72021039
>image literally mentions that it's a pre-existing character
>STAN LEE IS CREATING A NEW SUPERHERO WHAT COULD HIS POWER BE
wat
who will be the bad guy?
>>72022180
It doesn't say he existed before just that they are going to make a movie about him
>>72022287
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chakra:_The_Invincible
>2013
>>72022224
A Pakistani
>>72021081
damn
>>72021081
Would you eat this woman's poop?
>>72022224
This
>>72022224
A loo, probably.
>>72022224
A Pakistani Muslim bent on turning India into one big mosque. He will be killed ironically by a Zoroastrian settler as Poo Man turns his back.
>>72022517
that's some good referencing right there
captain underpants was great.
>>72021039
> aka the brown surfer
>>72021039
Will he be wearing a mandatory diaper?
he does that shit with his hands like naruto when he's casting but it manifests explosive nan
>>72022000
Kek Checked!
>>72022777
Holy Fuck, check checked!
>>72022877
Holy fucking Kek, Checked
>>72021039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdd4rBlsj2o
Mighty Poo
>>72022877
Ayyy not too shabby, checked
his super power is running the kwik-e-mart
>>72022224
>who will be the bad guy?
Baron von Scheisshaus
A noble german who family was in the Toilette business for centuries and even made Hitler perosnla Bathroom at the Obersalzberg.
At the end of WW II Baron von Scheisshaus got the last order from Hitler himself to go via a Submarine to Japan giving the Tenno the finest german Tolilette in his fight against the USA.
But the Submarine got hit in the Indian Ocean by waterbombs. The Baron hibernates for the next 70 inside the superior Übertoilette and when he finally waked up he entered India.
Shocked by the sheer amount of Poo in the Loo he swore an oath to bring Toilettes to all of India....
>>72021296
Dunno. Been watching justice league alot lately. The difference in quality alone is huge. Earth's mightiest heroes and ultimate spider man are the only good marvel shows
An indian version of Dr. Mugg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLXhH1JG6ZQ
>>72022224
Hygiene man
>>72021039
What his enemis will be ? Black Clostidrium Difficile ?
>>72022224
The teenage mutant ninja turds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzDOne6UWe0
>>72021039
An all new Indian superhero is better than brownwashing an existing superhero
>>72022877
Holy Kek Check!
>>72021081
>>72021081
THE GRAND POO BAH
>>72023426
>implying they won't turn it into the new Iron Man or something a few years later
>>72022224
pic related is bad guy
>>72022224
Toiletman
>>72021039
Who cares, It'll take till 2020 until he get's his superpowers
>>72022630
*FLICKS BOOK*
>>72021081
>>72022224
The toilet baba yaga
>>72021081
Oh boy...
>>72021081
Savage
>but was scrapped after several citizens refused to change their diapers for several weeks
>several weeks
>>72021039
Besides the obvious shitting issues, maybe give the fucker half a brain and an accent I can understand so he can actually be useful at the call center. Patjeet has fucked up my last 2 RMA requests, they do this shit all day, how the fuck can the odds be only about 50/50 it gets done right?
>also give the faggot some river cleaning power, pic related
>>72021039
His superpower will be teleporting through shit. So his adventures revolve around him trying to make his enemies defecate so he can spawn near them.
Also,
>((( Stan Lee )))
They really like pushing cultural marxism, don't they?
>>72024043
oops forgot link
>>72022224
A Polish plumber.
>>72021039
POO
>>72023918
wew lad
>>72022224
>>72021039
His arch-nemesis can be the toilet witch
Pooman! Aaaaaa
Fighter of the toilet, Aaaaaa
Champion of the shit
He's a master of squatting
And pooping, for everyone
Pooman!
>72022222
i say let that happen, at least is not another white superhero replaced by some black or woman
>>72021524
under fucking rated
>>72021039
The ability to get out of multiple àrranged marriages and avoid reincarnation
>>72024436
No one said that
>>72023706
True, or randomly turn him into a woman
>>72021039
WIll obviously be a ripoff of doodieman
http://www.silvergames.com/doodieman-voodoo
>>72021039
who cares, marvel universe is dead. They had this secret wars saga in january where the entire universe ended and Doom became a god, and so only superhumans and mutants survived and lived in doom's utopia. Then, Reed richards and spiderman(And their Ultimate universe equivalent) stopped doom by taking his god powers away and that's the end of that. As far as I am concerned, the last frame of Marvel comics is Doom with his face healed, showing he's a changed man(He finally admits that he did something wrong)
After that, supposedly Reed's kids use their powers of imagination to recreate the universe or some crap but the last scene with Doom(Pic Related) has much more impact DESU
Marvel nowdays is just cucked SJW fuck fest anyways. Everything good has to end, I am fine with not reading anymore marvel comics again. Still got the movies
>>72022224
Hygene Eugene
>>72022877
WEW
>>72021039
wiping his arse
>>72021039
Ability to fire poo projectiles. Weak when near toilets. His sidekick is a proud North American white countryman named Robert who communicates with him through a headset for technical support and ironically helps him fight crime.
>>72021039
He can poo in the loo unlike all other indians
>>72021039
>Like the Brahman, Chakra can split himself into innumerable aspects of himself, shitting on every single street in the world at once.
>>72021081
fpbp
>>72021494
>>72021309
>>72021608
>>72021402
>Fecalmancer
>>72021039
As long as they aren't stealing other superheroes and changing their races, im fine with it. An original superhero that's female and/or not white is fine
>>72023141
This is the only way to go.
>>72021039
Indian mythology has loads of great material for superhero comics, if only that was the motivation and not lefty race politics.
>>72021039
>Ctrl F poo
>22 result
dont ever change /pol/
>>72021258
>He thinks toilets are disease covered
We tend to keep them cleaner than your kitchen Pajeet.
He has the unique ability to levitate poo with his mind. Sadly, his powers were limited to feacel matter.
>>72021081
Shatman vs the peeking turtle
>>72021039
What the fuck?!
Just make Captain American a Hindu-American
Poobender, able to manipulate the bodies of his enemies by bending their poo
>>72021039
Poo in loo
He can run like the flash, leaving a massive skid mark where he goes.
Designatron and the mad shatter.
>>72021039
Posing
>like this
>>72021039
>Indian superhero
Who is Apache Chief?
He eliminates crime by physically assaulting super villains and then shitting on them.
Getting beat up by a grown man in a Halloween costume is one thing, getting thrown in prison is another, but I don't think anyone is going to risk getting a face full of indian designated curry biproduct in their mouth
>>72021039
>skinny poo in da loo manlet
>superhero
Why would anyone watch that shit when they have the best superhero cop movie of all time?
Power to pinpoint those who wipe their ass with paper and give them these.
>>72021081
FPBP
>His symbol on his chest resembles a butthole
>>72021081
fpbp everytime
>>72021081
FPBP
>>72026981
>>72026903
>>72026863
>>72025718
>>72024963
Whoop there it is
The autism has arrived
>>72021081
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>>72022224
>>72021039
Gabbar is Back (2015) is actually really really good, and basically a super hero movie, but without any super powers.
>>72021039
You know that blue stuff they use in porta-potties?
He fires it from his hands. Literally cleaning the streets.
>>72022224
Either him or WC Duck.
The Poonisher
>>72021296
Because 1 billion new customers await
>>72028023
Spooderman
>>72022224
Pic related, this is some early concept art for the villain. He's going to be a sophisticated monocle-wearing evil genius. Ben Kingsley is set to do the voiceover.
>>72024093
Fake and gay
>>72028094
With faithful assistant, Porter Potty
When Captain India flings his mighty poo
>Pooper Man
>>72024070
Da Fuck! They cleaning themselves in giant cistern. What the Fuck is that dude doing with his head underwater. FUCK! Indians are some mega dirty ass people.
