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Find a fucking flaw

>Protip: you can't
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I can't. He's too perfect.
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>>71995976
the horse doesn't have a massive boner (i know I would if Napoleon was sitting atop me) aayyyyyy'corumba
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>>71995976
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This image doesn't include his wife getting BLACKED by a big black bull while he's fighting for glory
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>>71995976
He didn't finish the eternal Anglo before going on with his campaign in Russia.
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He's not American
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>>71995976
I strongly believe the knees of the front legs are not anatomically correct horse knees
1/10 would throw away
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He was too fond of Islam.
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>>71995976
he's french
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>>71995976
losing to silly billy at waterloo
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>>71995976
MONTREAL
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>>71995976

Didn't defeat the Russian army when he invaded Russia.
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>>71996923
you mean italian
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>>71995976
It's not Todd
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>>71995976

You forget that Napoleon created one of the best meritocracy ever, but actually put his family members at the head of the conquered states instead of his best and most loyal men.

That led to unrest and for the record in Spain his brother created so much turmoil Napoleon had to fight on two front ( not personally ) and Wellington could train freely thanks to that and prepare for Waterloo.

Also why did he invade fucking Russia and not rest his armies for some years and create an invasion force to killl some anglo ?
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>>71997022

http://www.dialogus2.org/BON/francaisouitalien.html

With letters Napoleon talked about it.
The village is was born is was french. His parents were italians so he is born french but of Italian origins.
And as he said, " only the consequences matter"
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>>71996629
And that's what was wrong.
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>>71997225
>Also why did he invade fucking Russia

Good question

Why do they do this?
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>got his ass kicked by this based English hero

Nelson is a patrician leader
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>>71997008
The Russians refused to engage.
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>>71995976
He lost.
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>>71995976
A literal cuck
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Charlottenburg version, best version
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>>71995976
Why is Quebec so bad at shitposting?
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>>71999182
I'm from BC
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>>71995976
He invaded Russia

never invade russia
unless if they plan on invading you first
either way you're screwed like germany was
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>>71995976
>French
>Manlet
>Lost
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>Loses 90% of his army in Russia
>Then loses at Leipzig but only because his German troops turned against him mid-battle
>Banished to Elba
>Then returns, has literally a hundred days of prep time
>Runs circles around the British and Germans (one of Wellington's most famous quotes is "I've been humbugged, humbugged! Napoleon has gained 24 hours on me!"
>Engages them at Waterloo
>In spite of the muddy terrain and Wellington having the high ground
>Loses because Grouchy failed to delay Blücher
>"The British totally defeated Napoleon gaiz! Wellington best general evar!"

And most of all
>Implying ANY of this has any impact on Napoleon's quality of leadership and governance
Just once I'd like to see a thread where anything French is mentioned without unleashing a shitstorm of Brithurt.
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>>71995976
>manlet
>the complex all other manlets have is named after him
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>>72000826
As much as I like taking the piss out of the French, "Napoleon is a manlet" is a meme that English made up to disparage him (and an incredibly good one at that). Napoleon was actually 5'7, not 5'2. Which by today's standards is hard manlet territory, but by early 19th century French standards, was pretty average.
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