This is how Väinämöinen would have wanted it.
Praise the great Khan
when motherland call for aid i am ready to remove finnish cunts
>>71812949
It doesn't make much sense, since none of those "tribes" actually have anything to do with each other. The only reason Finland has a national idenitity at all is because the Russians had to make sure that they didn't just revolt in order to be annexed by Sweden again.
> According to the FamilyTreeDNA Rurikid Dynasty DNA Project, Rurik appears to have belonged to Y-DNA haplogroup N1c1, based on testing of his modern male line descendants.[6] N1c1 is not widely found in Scandinavian countries, but is overwhelmingly found among Baltic and Finnish ethnicities. The N1c1 haplotype possess the distinctive value DYS390=23, also rarely found in Scandinavia.[citation needed] The closest relatives of the Rurikid haplotype are found in coastal Finland, among the Swedish-speaking Finns.[7]
Russia belongs to the finns. We are their rightful rulers. Lenin who gave us our independence was finno-ugric. So is Vladimir Putin, btw.
In 2020 Putin sign the whole russian empire to be part of FInland. Our secret mongol agents have been working in there for years
You can't stop the mongols!
>>71813144
> oy vey
> take some christianity finland and remove all your old pagan gods
> sweden gave you everything
go cry on your runestone:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baltic_area_runestones#Gs_13
>>71813172
Even if that were true, it says that Rurik was a Fenno-Swede. Or rather, it says that he was most likely descended from the same people as the modern Fenno-Swedes are. And they're not Swedes or Finns. They're a mongrel race.
>>71813364
No, they are race of ancient finnish god kings that took some swedish women as slaves. Our legends tell women came voluntarily to finland when they heard about our big yellow cocks. The swedish men were crying at least 30 days and their tears created the gulf of botnia
Finland in 2025
What are you going to do about it, white man?
>>71813021
Philippines pls
What kind of cucked Suur Suomi is this?
>>71813647
Our enemies will drown in blood
Lets not forget an Estonian German nobleman nearly restored the Mongolian empire, and was declared the earthly manifestation of the god of war and reincarnation of Genghis Khan by the 13th Dalai Lama.
>>71814789
>Berg
>>71813364
Svealanders are also mixed with Finns since the metal ages. Of course they are huge faggots so them being 20-30% Finnish is more embarrassing for us than anything.
>>71812949
Looks like some retarded horse
>>71814954
They're not Jewish, the family lived in Estonia since middle ages.
>>71813647
nothing. Onward, Finngolian! Purge the Scandinavian Filth!
>>71815001
>>71815001
It's a moomin.
>>71815395
This desu.
>>71814713
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtMFFkkQa14
>>71815395
First thought I had actually, but thought a horse was more similar. But now I see the tiny ears match. Mumin wars when?
>>71812949
Vanemuine was a smart fella
Mutant inbreeds need some hybrid vigor to advance their race.
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/its-official-america-is-now-no-2-2014-12-04
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2014/10/21/we-knew-china-was-rich-but-not-this-rich/
http://medicalxpress.com/news/2014-04-faster-eye-responses-chinese-people.html
http://www.statisticbrain.com/countries-with-the-highest-lowest-average-iq/
http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2013/dec/03/pisa-results-country-best-reading-maths-science
http://www.vice.com/read/chinas-taking-over-the-world-with-a-massive-genetic-engineering-program
>>71812949
It's not too late. We just need a strong leader who would make this happen. A leader who would make Finland great again.
>>71812949
>Västerbotten, western Lapland, Finmark all Finnish or Sami speaking until 100 years ago.
>not parts of Finland
>Ingria was Finnish speaking until 100 years ago
>not part of Finland
That map is not how Väinämöinen would have wanted it. That's how it would have been if the axis won the second world war. The historical linguistic border between Sweden and Finland is the Skellefte River.
>but how about Swedish speaking areas on the coast of Finland and on the islands
Most of the people there were just Finnish language switchers and the modern Fennoswedes are their descendants.
>>71816565
Sami aren't Finns and we don't want their shitty Finnmark. Let them fuck up Norwegian genes instead.
>>71816735
They are our brothers and have more of the original Finnish genes.
>>71814662
still lacking clay friendo
>>71816956
Misconception promoted by Swedes. Original Finnic people were something between Finns and Estonians. Finnish DNA was a little damaged by taking Sami wives.
>>71812949
That is how it should be. Though Norway should get that tiny bit up north. Just to get nice borders.
>>71817451
Nobody buys that crap you eurocentrist Swedophile.
Finnish language is an Asian language from China and we have Chinese haplogroups.
We marched from China westward and conquered European women on the way.
It's common knowledge everywhere and here on /pol/.
>>71817745
Sami brothers actually have less N1c1 haplogroup, which means that Finns are more Mongolic.
Also see here,
>>71813364
West Finns more Swedish, East Finns closer to Mongols.
And here,
>>71813537
Finns not European but Mongolian.
>>71817745
If Saami are "more Finnish" why didn't they ever dominate over Germanic in the manner that Finnic people did?
>>71818010
that's because we Finnished them
>>71818010
Well, Samis already conquered all the whites between China and Finland, but they made the mistake of getting off their horses in the thick forests and turn to hunting. It proved to be an inferior form of economy to farming, which the so-called "Finns" (in actuality Swedified mongrels) adopted.
>>71812949
HAHA, implying you could ever take parts of Russia. Implying we are not taking you through immigration.
Cмeшнo.
>>71818438
>Swedified mongrels
Oh my what an expert we have here. Swedes were historically just an outpost of Finnish influence like the Mälaren axes and Ruriks haplogroup show confirming the Norse sagas of kingly Finnish influence. Swedes are mixed with Finns but Finns aren't mixed with Swedes.
>>71818552
Most russians racemix with somalis once they get Finland. So you have failed already.
>>71812949
That's obviously how it should be.
>>71815026
>Stern
>>71818655
>somalis
You spelled Finnish sluts wrong
>>71813364
You misspelled master race, svennebanan.
>>71818628
Who are you trying to fool you race traitor? We have Asian haplogroup, Asian language, Asian phenotypes.
Finns are the most Asian people in Europe and the least white and the least caucasian, we have come from China and conquered white women on the way.
It should be our life mission to spread N1c1 everywhere and make the world more Mongolian.
>>71818793
most of russians in finland are trophy wives for 50 year old retired postmen and työ ukko
>>71818793
is she finish ?
>>71818994
You're trying to twist things around. It doesn't matter that haplogroup N1 came from China ten thousand years ago or that proto-Finnics were 2-3% Asian. They were the high point of human evolution because they defeated every foe that stood in their path and seeded the old kings of Scandinavia(Rurik, Ynglings etc) and Lithuania.
>>71819095
No, here is a real finn.
>>71818793
That girl in your pic.
Receiving a Finnish racial upgrade.
>>71819206
End of discussion. Can't argue with science.
>tfw not finngolian master race
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
im azn close enough right
>>71819053
>implying
Most are young patents, due to your social security benefits. I myself working on a second child with my wife. She is Finnish, by the way. We are outbreeding ya
>>71812949
LOLd
>>71812949
>taking a piece of Norway
yeah, nah.
>>71819550
Come home fellow white enslaver.
You do not need to go on a killing spree like Elliot Rodger did, just come to Finland and be with your own kind.
>>71819826
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/12/18/europe/norway-mountain-gift-finland/
pay the tribute or die by the sword
>>71819686
Russians are already Asian so it doesn't matter.
The more the merrier.
>>71819826
Feel lucky we won't take all of your country as we will take the Caliphate of Swedistan.
Partajäbä?
>>71813144
Svecoman propaganda
kys Cai-Göran Cuckmansson
>>71819939
we're not giving u shit
>>71820027
try and see what happens
>>71820109
Resistance is futile, it will be easier for you if you just give in.
>>71820109
Your politicians literally get raped by Somalis and love every second of it.
>>71813364
>mongrel race
On a per capita basis one of the most successful minorities in human history.
>>71812949
We need to return to our ancient borders
>>71815026
>They're not Jewish, the family lived in Estonia since middle ages.
wat
>>71819968
Kek, can't argue with that.
>>71812949
Is that some PC image? Finnmark and Norrland are rightfully ours as well, no matter what the germs say
>>71814662
Estonia based as always
WE WAZ ICE AN' SHEET
>Seima-Turbino phenomenon refers to a pattern of burial sites dating around 1500 BC found across northern Eurasia, from Finland to Mongolia, which has suggested a common point of cultural origin, advanced metal working technology, and unexplained rapid migration. The buried were nomadic warriors and metal-workers, travelling on horseback or two-wheeled chariots.
>These cultures are noted for being nomadic forest and steppe societies with metal working, sometimes without having first developed agricultural methods.[2]
>The Altai Mountains in what is now southern Russia and central Mongolia have been identified as the point of origin of the cultural enigma of Seima-Turbino Phenomenon.[2][4] The culture spread from these mountains to the west.[3]
>The Altai Mountains in what is now southern Russia and central Mongolia have been identified as the point of origin of the cultural enigma of Seima-Turbino Phenomenon.[2][4] The culture spread from these mountains to the west.[3]
>It is conjectured that changes in climate in this region around 2000 BC and the ensuing ecological, economic and political changes triggered a rapid and massive migration westward into northeast Europe, eastward into China and southward into Vietnam and Thailand across a frontier of some 4,000 miles.[4] This migration took place in just five to six generations and led to peoples from Finland in the west to Thailand in the east employing the same metal working technology and, in some areas, horse breeding and riding.[4]
>It is further conjectured that the same migrations spread the Uralic group of languages across Europe and Asia: some 39 languages of this group are still extant, including Hungarian, Finnish, Estonian and Sami.[4]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seima-Turbino_phenomenon
We are unraveling REAL history here!!
no bully please
>>71820265
>perkele
>mämmi
>sauna
>kirosana :DDDD
>>71820483
Reee eternal igor out of our steppes
>>71813364
>Even if that were true, it says that Rurik was a Fenno-Swede. Or rather, it says that he was most likely descended from the same people as the modern Fenno-Swedes are.
That's one way to phrase it, but what you really mean is that Rurik descends from Finnish bulls who cucked Swedish betas and fucked their women as is apparent from his Y-DNA. He was a Finn and you can't claim him just because we impregnated Swedish wombs with our Mongolian seed.
So if I'm a russian with blue eyes I got a finn heritage? Annex finland when?
Xaxaxa stupid финcкий язык mongols, last time I checked you can't survive nukes.
Also
>Финляндия
>army
>>71820635
No, if you have black hair, brown eyes and Asian features.
>if you aren't from the White areas, you cannot be really White
>>71820763
>>71820635
See
>>71820838
>white
Back to Sweden with you.
Liberation when??
>>71820839
>>71820900
Soon. I already have blue balls that need to be emptied into white women.
>rightful heir to both Roman AND Mongol Empire
Are you other countries even trying?
>>71821005
Hybrid vigor over inbred pink pigs.
>>71820900
How hard is Finnish to learn?
Seems like a cool language
>>71821199
You are not gonna learn it by reading, you need to speak and listen to it, but i guess it aint as hard as chinese or russian.
>>71821199
Hard and it sounds funny
>>71821199
rääkkääkkään
"not torturing/mistreating"
It only gets more complex from there.
>>71821521
enenenen
ehken etene?
>>71821690
Everyone want part of our Crimea these days. Shoo-shoo!
>>71821805
This wine from turkey is delicious, please dont nuke them igor just annex
http://www.buzzfeed.com/tabathaleggett/14-finnish-men-who-are-so-hot-youll-actually-have-to-cool-do
How can white men even compete?
>>71821946
Wait, hadn't Allah forbid finns to drink booze? How come you have wine from turkey?
>>71822114
My brother was there for a holiday and bought me one bottle. He said it was crazy how the bars and hotels closed down during pray time EXCEPT for some russian hotel where they were just loudly drinking and blasting music.
>>71821690
delete this
>>71822375
is this so much better?
back then you could have been a proper island nation
>>71820414
>Finnmark and Norrland are rightfully ours as well
Saami get out
>>71822275
Yes russian people can be very russian even abroad.
>>71822874
I got a gommie jersey too!
>>71812949
Nobody cares about your shitty Arctic land.
Checkem.
>"..."
*sharpens blade*
>"..."
*warms sauna*
>"..."
*cuts down branches to make a sauna whisk*
>"..."
*drinks half a bottle of vodka*
>"..."
*argues with father-in-law and threatens to kill him*
>"..."
*stabs father-in-law*
>"..."
*finishes the other half of the bottle*
>"..."
*drives wife and kids outside in the freezing cold*
>"..."
*opens up another bottle of vodka*
>"..."
*burns down sauna*
>"..."
*gets picked up by police officers*
>"... we're Khans and shit?
>>71823104
I got one with Putin (grandma's gift). My ukranian relative hiding from conscription in Russia is very bitter when i wear it.
>>71823575
The absolute madman
>>71823575
I got a service manual from 1968!
PERKELE!
>>71812949
that part of norway you would never get, those guys drink hard liqour 24/7 365, always pissed off and ready to fight. Even more stabbistabbi than you, sami and norse finnmarkinger alike.
Would never be worth it, not even for finland.
Whole of finnmark belong us, even the peninsula.
All other shit, would be really nice, how it should be. Even further in there are other baltic and finnic people that has in several cases now fully lost their culture, language extinct and become russians. Tragic really. The USSR... what a fucking disaster, yet still today with it's fucking cultural marxism.
Nah I would like most of this Suomi.
>>71823916
Where did you got those sekret documents from?
>>71816107
kek look how she leans away from him there. cringy body language. "I don't want this"
>>71812949
Why would you even want that bullshit arctic nothing turf, snowniggers
>>71824639
The same reason you stole our Alaska, el mexicano.
>>71824639
fishing, hunting, mosquitoes the sizes of bomber planes. For the most part everything is flat, like texas flat. You drive for hours with nothing but a straight road, just about the only place on this shitrock a cruise control had a purpose.
Nah it's very good for these things + the raindeer, though that is strictly sami business. Never fuck with their raindeer, that's like fucking with our fish.
Also excelent fishing out on the sea as well, we're a constant brawl with those damn half-swede russians
>It's a "Finland appropriates Karelian culture by citing the Kalevala" thread.
>>71824639
the European end of Northeast Passage sounds like something worth controlling in the coming decades...
>>71824983
>mosquitoes the sizes of bomber planes
don't be ridiculous, they are *only* the size of a sparrow, now horse flies on the other hand, those are the size of a fighter jet...
>>71825097
Not exactly appropriating since Finns had the same oral traditions as Karelians but they were lost over time.
>>71812949
I really like the border they drew.
JUST FUCK MY FISHING RIGHTS UP
>>71812949
WE
>>71825525
He was tanned because he came from outer space where there's no ozone layer protecting skin from UV-b.
>>71823507
well, it IS saturday...
>>71813333
checked
>>71825097
Elias Lönnrot collected these poems all the way from Savo. Reason why it is mostly Karelian is because christianity *cough* swedes *cough* erased it century earlier.
>>71825348
southerners would like lit die
>>71813647
you forgot hungary though, but are these the finnic/uralic tribes?
also left island there? also the those other northern islands. Does it live finns there?
Finns are not white.
Neither are Russians.
So that land should go back to the Swedes. They are the true natives of the land anyways and were there first.
>>71827590
Swedes aren't indigenous to Europe
>>71827590
-Higher IQ than pink Neanderthals have
-Higher PISA scores
-Don't suffer from inbreeding like whites
-Aren't going extinct due to Muslims and blacks like whites.
-We are the future, not the past (like whites).
>>71827590
>wanting to be a howaitu piggu
Yeah, no thanks senpai.
>>71827590
Ugly hairy caveman go back to the Caucasus mountains. Stupid edomite devil.
I'll gladly live under a Fingorian Horde
>>71828743
Im glad you feel this way... now go prepare, there is soon raiding and plundering to be done in sweden
>>71812949
You know how you can get it.
>>71829195
Only if there is no gommunism this time, why is omsk circled?
>>71814662
no transcarpathia and southern transylvania in Hungary. They might disagree with your idea my yellow friend
>>71829462
There is no gommunism left, comrade.
>why is omsk circled?
The authorities provided benefits for peasants to move in a circled area.
>>71829871
is this page from Osnovy geopolitiki? Ive been trying to get an english version of it but it seems there are no igors who would of translated it. Is it true that russian citizens get free land is siberia if they move there?
>>71812949
Literally who?
>>71830155
It's from some school atlas.
>Is it true that russian citizens get free land is siberia if they move there?
There is a big program now, any Russian can get free hectare of land in Siberia or Far East if he moves there.
You shouldn't read Dugin's books on geopolitics, he is a mentally ill person.
>>71830940
Yeah i heard of the program and thats why i asked.
are those lands in the middle of nowhere in siberia (yes yes siberia is in the middle of nowhere), like close to any towns or are they just patches of land in the middle of the forest 500km away from the closest town?
>>71829195
>be russian
>see woodz
>cool
>plant shit
>get permafrosted
Antarctica, Australia, interior Canada and asian Russia are Earth's biggest irl shitposts
>>71831312
It can't be closer than 10km to the towns bigger than 50 000 people. And closer than 30km to the megapolises (Vladivostok, Khabarovsk, etc).
>>71831760
I think this is a golden ticket for the homeless in st petersburg and moscow, build a small cottage there and work some mining job
>>71831449
What do you mean by this greentext of yours? I've lived in a Chukotka and even there it's kinda fertile lands there.
>>71831904
You literally can't be homeless in Russia if you are not retarded and willing to work. It's a good chance for some outcasts though.
>>71817745
Kid looks a lot more like one parent over the other. No surprise.
>>71812949
We actually need land from Norway and Sweden, rightful Kvenland claim.
>>71832272
Have you thought about getting a free hectare of land there?
>>71818008
Offspring will look more like pic than mother.
>>71813144
Does it make you mad that we could pretty much capture Sweden if we wanted to?
>>71832272
I once heard about something along the lines of convicts being banned from coming within 100km from cities (this was supposedly in Soviet times) & because of that communities of ex-cons started popping up exactly 100km from cities, is there any truth in this, and if so, is it still a thing?
>>71832520
Yep, I've had an idea to move to the Kamchatka, but I've moved to the Moscow, got a gf and kinda socialising now.
>>71820719
Offspring looks more like father . Another gollum effect.
>>71813647
We are N1c1 Finngols too.
The day Moscow drowns in Russkie blood is near.
>>71832903
It would be most glorious to have an small cabin inna di siberian woods, could there be any way you could get the free hectare while still living in moscow and just visiting there in the summer?
>>71812949
Too small.
All o Northwest Russia is rightfull finish clay
>>71812949
Väinämöinen was actually from Estonia, though.
>>71828004
Future gollum to be produced here.
>>71833111
free lands sounds awesome, until you remember that you have to live in Russia, so meh
pic related could pass for Kamchatka
>>71832903
Ey bratan,how much does amphetamine cost nowadays in Moscow?
I used to deal in st Petersburg back in the day(mainly to finnish tourists)
Im finnish-russian so i speak both languages and I used it to my advantage while young and in Russia (except i cant write in russian,i can read fine though lol)
>>71832881
Yep, there were a practice of moving repressed people 100 km from Moscow, Leningrad, republic capitals and closed towns.
>ex-cons started popping up exactly 100km from cities
that is not true (kinda true about jews and gypsies in a Imperial Russia though, they were not allowed to live in some areas, so they lived pretty close to that borders).
A lot of Elliots going to be made in these couple unions.
>>71833111
I'me currently thinking about a cabin in a wood somethere in Altai (damn it's beautiful there), but it's pretty expensive to get there and I should sort my life out first.
>>71833486
It starts from about 90k euros and goes up to infinity.
>>71814954
He had a "von" before the Sternberg, it wasn't a surname at all, just referes to old land where his family lived/owned.
If he was a Roman Sternberg, then he was probably a kike, but since theres a von(of), he's a german
>Cold Winter theory is very simple: warm blooded, warm climate adapted humans drifted North in search of game, and perished unless they could hunt, cope with the climate, and plan wisely so as to live from one winter to the next. Hence, survivors had more forethought, more behavioural restraint regarding immediate gratification, and a whole lot of other changes to help them adapt to hunting and later farming in cold climates.
>If any of this is true, people living in the far North should be very bright. All the short-term-ist, happy go lucky, non-planners should have died off long ago, leaving crafty, calculating, clever survivors.
African man belongs here about as much as a lion
>>71834013
Yeah that is probably the most beautiful region of russia, just judging by photos tho, been planning to go trough russia with the trans siberian railway this summer or next
>>71834246
>If any of this is true, people living in the far North should be very bright
Lol. I've just found the brightest people in the world.
>>71825525
Shiiiet I dint know gandalf black
>>71834352
To be honest it's really beautiful right near to my hometown in a central Russia. Might move there someday.
>>71834923
You are way too burger to know how close you actually are. It was Kalevala that inspired Tolkien to write LOTR.
