Pro-Trump PA Delegates Open Campaign Office: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYrnuz1o8NE [Embed]
Mitt Romney’s Niece Becomes a Pro-Trump Delegate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAuwfsWt0zw [Embed]
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
CT- 4/25 in-person (12 a.m. EST) http://www.sots.ct.gov/sots/cwp/view.asp?a=3179&q=489908
WA- 4/25 online & 5/16 in-person
OREGON- 4/26
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
NJ- 5/17
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23
*URGENT* PENNSYLVANIA VOTERS:
>You will be voting for 3 DELEGATES on the 26th
>Your ballot will NOT list who the delegate supports
>You can find who is in YOUR DISTRICT below
http://www.kellerfordelegate.com/#!know-your-delegates/s4vv7
>Find your congressional district here
http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/
>DELEGATES Donald Reagan: 845/Dildo Destroyer: 559/One State Wonder: 148
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Harrington, DE 4/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51qasW8X4Fk
>Rally Harrisburg, PA 4/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTjEl7slx6c
>Trump NBC TH 4/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO6MLHLIfdc
>Rally Berlin, MD 4/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXO7JCS5xIU
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Hannity 4/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8L9I72eILw
>Trump on O’Reilly 4/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZrhqMYsrjM
ENTERTAINMENT
>Donald Trump (Black Version) (Written by Prince)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkBs2tw89dk
>Geraldo Rivera: Ted Cruz is just Creepy
https://twitter.com/Campaign_Trump/status/723312844993777664
>YCSTT Vol. XXIII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjmHBwY1bAg
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
https://rsbnmusic.bandcamp.com/album/right-side-soundtrack-vol-1
TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
STAY COMFY AND HIGH ENERGY! THIS IS A MOVEMENT
>>71796723
>>71796672
MAGA
A
G
A
>>71796652
IF YOU HAVE BEEN WONDERING WHY YOU CANT QUITE PUT YOUR FINGER ON WHY YOU HATE CRUZ, AND WHY HES DOING SO WELL IN THE FLYOVER STATES, THIS IS WHY:
This fictional movie may just as well have been a documentary. I grew up in a fundamentalist Christian home going to tent revivals every time they came around.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leap_of_Faith_(film)
Rafael Cruz' father is a "Dominionist" revival circuit preacher. The Dominion Teaching is largely regarded as a false gospel even in charismatic, evangelical, fundamentalist, Pentecostal sects.
https://www.quora.com/Is-Ted-Cruz-a-dominionist
TED CRUZ WILL NEVER DROP OUT OF THE RACE. HE LITERALLY BELIEVES HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE.
http://www.alan.com/2013/10/22/ted-cruzs-father-believes-son-anointed-by-god/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+liberaland+%28Alan+Colmes+Liberaland%29
>OKcupid girls
>"Who do you support for president"
>Every single time it's "Anybody but Trump lol xD"
>Found one girl who liked Trump but she was literally mentally handicapped
Why is life so suffering?
>>71796807
Has this been viralled yet? Has it made it on the news?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-pwGx4vv2g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-pwGx4vv2g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-pwGx4vv2g
>>71796849
Because you are trying to find love on a young adult hookup site...
Cruz supporters always looked pissed or tired.
>>71796849
Just lie get pussy and exploit.
>>71796745
>>71796615
>Now, Donald, Donald, stop, Donald, breathe, Donald. See, Donald doesn't like... when things don't go his way, and he gets very... upset, wait your turn Donald, wait, wait... he doesn't like when America... rallies behind a PROVEN, CONSTITUTIONAL CONSERVATIVE, because he knows, he knows... Donald, no, Donald... he knows that when you spend fifty years... funding LIBERAL politicians... that America is ready to go... with the TRUSTED choice.
Aaaand, I just punched out my monitor.
>>71796860
Nice!
>>71796849
>OKC
Christ, 10/10's are NOT on OKC.
>>71796652
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/neurologist-explains-why-its-hard-to-look-at-ted-cruzs-creepy-unsettling-face/
>>71796894
It probably wont
>Generals
>Trump calls for formal speech/press meeting
>Worldwide coverage, hundreds of networks
>Trump gets up on podium
>Begins speech
>It's the most horrifying speech to the layman
>Advocating government corruption, promising big banks and lobbyists to undermine U.S. interests in exchange for globalist agendas
>Headlines during live coverage: "TRUMP IS FINISHED"
>Laugh about the chaos in the middle-east and how easy it was to destroy the power balance for the profit of "all of you"
>Press in room dead silent
>At the end of speech he pauses for 30 seconds, then whispers into the mic:
>"said Crooked Hillary"
>"Now, let's take some questions. Oh and the press can have this transcript that I got. You're welcome"
No sympathy for Patton. How do you think he'd react to Trump getting assassinated?
With utter hot-cracklin' joy.
Play our song one more time...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_urt_cVEvwM [Embed]
>>71797196
Lost
Trumpeter are you here?
Post your thread so we can recycle once this one hits limit
>>71796894
There is already an article written by literally who on a no name brand website saying that Cruz was passing the money to one of his aids after a child passed him that drawing and money.
Why is a child giving Cruz money?
Also, I tried to post it on kikebook this morning but it got deleted already. It's being slide under the table for now.
>>71797234
>[Embed]
>>71797196
I'd die from laughter. The media would spin this for a week.
>>71797196
People would switch it off midway. He'd have to announce it was a Clinton speech first and add his own commentary.
>>71797169
Same here man, I can barely stand watching or listening to him. Kasich is also annoying.
MAKE EARTH GREAT AGAIN
MEGA
>>71797123
>>71797278
here it is
>>71796710
>>71796710
>>71797358
Fucking
Boomers
>>71796894
http://dailycaller.com/2016/04/22/cruz-campaign-refutes-video-claiming-he-passed-money-to-delegate-video/
>>71797336
At least GOLLY-G sounds like a regular politician. Cruz sounds like a fucking sociopath. I legit get blood pressure spikes when I see or hear him.
>>71797337
Only the God Emperor can make it happen.
>>71797358
No one there looks HIGH ENERGY
>>71797358
>when u lowkey know yo base gonna die
For Rato, true conservatism begins with the toilet.
repostin in new thread
>>71796519
I hate his chin, I hate his nose
He thinks he wins, he fucks 5 hoes
I hate his smile, I hate his ears
I'd rather die in a fire than suffer 4 years
I hate his look, I hate his voice
he's a goddamn crook young girls and boys
I hate everything, everything about him
why oh why is he staying in till cleveland
>>71797300
>tfw when
>>71796894
if that person is a delegate, tweet to trump
>>71797358
>i shit myself
>fuck i shit myself in front of ted cruz
I'll post some OC to bump the thread in case anyone hasn't seen some of it yet.
Working on the one anon that wanted Trump at the podium right now.
>>71797281
>>71797381
The way I read the article, it was sorta like the way parents will give their kid a dollar for him to put in the offering plate as it came by, sorta like a kid training to become the priesthood rising
>>71797123
>tfw we are going to be that old someday
>>71797169
That pissed me off when he did the breathe thing at the debate. I thought it was funny at the rally the other day when he was talking about the debates.
>you know these guys are supposed to be these great debaters. these debates aren't like the ones they have in college. all you have to do is interrupt them and cut them off. it really screws them up.
>>71797457
fucking kek
this sounds like something out of a 70's disney movie
>>71797358
Why are the elderly so gullible and uninformed?
Am I going to be like that when I'm their age?
>>71797520
>Sir, I understand your bathroom issue, but sir... as a CONSTITUTIONAL CONSERVATIVE, I will stand by you. Now, Donald Trump...
>>71797539
But Donald Trump is 69, and he is in better shape than most of us.
>>71797539
Speak for yourself, I'm going to die in 8 years on the exact day Trump leaves office from poor lifestyle choice
Going out on a high note
>>71797536
So you have it. No one is touching it with a 10 foot pole. For now. I have a .gif of it on another HD. Sure someone could post it here.
>>71797169
"Just count to ten Donald, Count to ten."
He will get his soon. Just you wait and see.
>>71797567
When you're old you'll vote for the candidate that keeps everything exactly the same. They stopped taking risks, so everyone else should too.
https://youtu.be/RzbkbMWIMGc
Check it out
>>71797548
>That pissed me off when he did the breathe thing at the debate.
I did debate for 4 years, that was what it was supposed to do. Nothing enrages someone like telling them to calm down in that condescending way because it triggers a reflexive fear that you're losing the argument. Cruz WANTED Trump to blow up so Trump would look unhinged.
Trump must have had some iron self-control to just wave that off.
>>71797534
You removed "Trumpette" from yer name?
So how does it feel being low-information voters? How do you feel about Trump's mob ties?
>>71797631
So, you agree that the next ISIS attack happens in Canada?
>>71797672
Its not important honestly. I don't want to derail conversations because of it.
>>71797169
Rato needs to be hit by a fucking train moving at full speed.
Czech this
https://youtu.be/RzbkbMWIMGc
>>71797545
Yes, I am A FUCKING LEAF. But I would prefer the alternative.
#NotAllCanadians are rats
>>71797604
the human body is a amazing thing anon. Crack heads who eat nothing but fast food trash cans scraps and drink out of street puddles live into their 50s.
>ratoshills trying to shill that audio with Manafort saying Trump's just projecting an image
>>71797631
I gotta say, for something designed to enrage, BOY did that work. Trump is fucking amazing for not giving in at that moment.
>>71797567
Because God won't let a Man of God lie to us.
>>71796790
He is a courageous man to stand before all that. And to give a speech in front of 20000 people? Wow.
Where do I find Trump qt's? I'm in Tolernance Zone #419: California
Is there a way online?
>>71797743
The amount of media spin going on this year should be illegal.
As Trump says, the most dishonest people, the press, the media, reporters.
>>71797726
>thread getting derailed by a name
wew lad
it looked good, keep it if you want
the guys who said it derails the thread are prolly the same ones who told Trump Chaplain VI that his name is distracting or something
>>71797693
>Trump's mob ties
I only know of one mob guy he's tied with
Paul "I'm sorry was that your ankle?" Manafort
>>71797716
There is a good chance considering their PM is probably a muslim just like Obama is.
>>71797796
Trump has to deal with the most ruthless business people in the world. I am sure he has learned to keep his cool from that. I agree though, I was raging for Donald at that moment.
>>71796652
more trump stuff like this please.
>>71797655
is that sleepy doctor?what the hell is this?
>>71797548
The breathing thing I believe was him trying to be like Trump and be an alpha tryhard. He also keeps saying "I'm the only candidate that can beat Trump!" I don't get why he thinks that he got a few states meaning he wins.
So is no one going to mention Trump supporting LGBT freaks going in the wrong bathroom? I got on /pol/ as soon as I heard the news, I thought it would be kinda a big deal.
>>71797780
It's especially fucking rich coming from the media.
>OH MAN, TRUMP'S FUCKING CRAZY, YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR HIM!
>"He isn't crazy he just-"
>NO, NO, HE IS, HE'S INSANE
>OH MAN TRUMP ISN'T ACTUALLY CRAZY YOU MUST BE SO DISAPPOINTED
>"Actually no, we-"
>HAHA BET YOU WON'T VOTE FOR HIM NOW!
Fucking shills.
>>71797863
There are absolutely none in Texas so don't even bother looking here
>>71797870
Is this audio important to listen to? Im not a shill, just wondering if this is worth the time. It says its live.
>>71797888
Checked. And you have a point.
>>71797934
Anti trump threads are slided, this place is full of his shills
>>71797863
>buy a MAGA hat
>talk to grills
It's not that complicated.
>>71797903
Sorry my man that's a little awful. Like is that an advertisement for Trump's Cyber Flower Delivery?
>>71797553
DELETE THIS. WE CANT HAVE TRUMP ASSOCIATED WITH STOOPID KIDDIE SHOWS, DOOD.
Ok I guess the last step is to make it grainy?
How is the shading
>>71797934
Poorly disguised concern troll. How about you post the quote of his statement or gtfo
>>71797921
>only wins blue states and Texas
>SEE? REPUBLICANS LOVE ME I'M WINNING
>>71797907
Yeah idk. Wondering if some anon can make it clear whether this live audio is something worth listening to or not.
Did anyone explain the webm that looked like Cruz was giving someone cash? I have it on my phone, but I'm using the app and it says the image is corrupted when I try to post.
>>71797726
I hope you are working on my Ship Captain Trump navigating a storm and telling the worried passengers not to worry, at some point. The thought of seeing it makes me giddy!
>>71798026
forgot
>>71798016
you seem a little bit triggered by my OC
At least Trump isn't a brony like ol' Lyin' Ted.
>>71797934
He said that he didn't care desu
That it would be a waste of public time and money to construct separate bathrooms for trannies and let them remain as it is (if a washroom allows them to use their "identified" gender then whatever)
>>71797940
Perfect summary of what's happening.
>>71797693
>NY'er in real estate has mob ties
HOLY SHIT NO
>>71797890
I was watching with friends and I knew it was gonna be a bloodbath, so I brought a washcloth and tied it to act as a makeshift gag, and I am so glad I did. My friends say my pure rage noises were so loud that if it weren't for the gag I might have lashed out and broken something.
>>71797989
I don't want to sabotage my libshit university network. Which is why I'd prefer something online and more private.
>>71797669
Trump was trying not to laugh. Watch it again. He was playing along.
>>71798036
It's yours.kek
>>71797888
>>71797966
wew lad
kek is with us
>>71797964
some faggot claiming Trump's electioneering tactics are a sham.
Background noise. Nothing.
>>71797934
No no no no no don't pay attention to that "Cruz said people with no mathematical possibility of winning should drop out!" thing! No!
Pay attention to TRANNY BATHROOM TRANNY BATHROOM TRANNY BATHROOM TRANNY BATHROOM TRANNY BATHROOM TRANNY BATHROOM TRANNY BATHROOM TRANNY BATHROOM TRANNY BATHROOM
>>71798068
I am getting to it friend
>>71796672
I think you're in the wrong neighborhood
>>71798028
Conservatives are uniting. The grassroots have formed a coalition to secure the nomination on the second ballot. They will ensure that 60-70% of republicans have their voice heard and a man won't win the nomination, with 35% of the vote.
>>71798066
He claims that it was to a staffer he was giving donations to, and we have bigger battles to fight.
>>71797870
>tfw no qt3.14 gf to pan the crowd with
>>71798074
Don't listen to him! You just keep having fun
t. whiteknight
I want to let everyone know what's happening in Mississippi right now, we are having our county conventions statewide on Saturday April 23. This week the state GOP implemented a rule that in order to be eligible to serve as a delegate to state convention one must fill out and submit a certain form to the state GOP, it seems they did not inform anyone of this change except the GOP county chairman in each county. If that wasn't bad enough they set a deadline of noon Saturday to submit the form which is before the county conventions even elect the delegates, and they did not inform anyone of this deadline until after noon on Friday. This is a clear effort to disqualify Trump delegates who are less likely to be plugged into the state GOP machine, and thus less likely to be informed of this new requirement. Please spread the word.
>>71797934
Your jew magic doesnt work any more. Kill yourself
>>71798098
You sound mildly autistic. I still love you though.
>>71797940
So true
>How can you support him when he's literally Hitler?
>Aren't you disappointed he's not literally Hitler?
>>71797964
The honest press is always worth spending your time on.
>>71798106
Yeah but Im on mobile so its a pain in the ass to switch to /pol after listening for a while. I might miss something since its live too.
>>71798009
desu, I've seen other people make stuff like it and I wanted to try it out. Obviously I have a ways to go before they're any good, but it's fun to try
>>71797934
There's been threads about it.
>>71797358
Guillible Fox News boomers
Who's ready for an early AM rally?
NEXT RALLY:
- Saturday, April 23, 2016 -
10:00AM ET
Waterbury, CT
Crosby High School
10:00 AM
Donald J. Trump for President Rally in Waterbury, CT
Doors open at 7:00 AM
>>71797846
And they mock him when he gets caught up in the spectacle of it all and flubs a word.
During a rally, when he steps back, shakes his head and just goes wtf. This is why.
>>71797934
>>71798164
> Making sure that the person with the most delegates isn't chosen
Wow democracy is great.
>>71798199
Um...dont mansplain to ME, like, can you not please!?!? I can't even right now ugh just ugh
>>71798148
Thank you dear. No hurry. Im here every night. I just wasnt sure if you had agreed to do it.
>>71798066
Donation from priesthood-rising's younger brother
>>71798232
You'll get past your party-decoration stage soon, keep trying
>>71798276
>>71798276
>>71798276
>>71798276
This is fucking great
I love it
>>71797934
No one cares, far more important things to worry about, such as the illegal brown horde pouring over from Mexico
>>71798341
Its funny, I was trying to remember exactly what you wanted but I couldn't remember. Detail exactly how you want it, ill cap your post so I won't lose it this time
>>71798074
That shitlord from a few days ago blew up two rally threads over that pic. What a faggot.
the last New York delegates are taking forever
>>71798276
>Reddit switches their prime candidate from Bernie to Hillary
Is this even reality anymore?
>>71798215
I function well enough. My friends recorded it and didn't let me fucking live it down.
>"Count to ten, Donald-"
>"OH SHIT, ANON LOOKS SO FUCKING PISSED"
>sound of me angrily going "NNNNNGGGGGG" through the gag
>"ANON'S FUCKIN' TRIGGERED!"
They still fucking make fun of me for it, but I'm just glad I didn't end up breaking any of my friends' shit.
>>71798300
A plurality is not a majority friend. When 65-70% of republicans vote against you, that's not democracy.
>>71798394
No I need to make sure people poo in the right place.
This is important.
So Indiana is the big question of whether Trump has it totally in the bag now
I do love that Cruz has been imploding like Jeb! and Marco though.
>>71798276
>more ''''''''''real''''''''''' reddit posts
not an argument
>>71798276
>>71798416
Or am I overlooking this and this is a plant to divide reddit?
>>71798276
>2nd level profanity
Seems legit.
![[bugles blowing in the distance].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OS6Tytu.jpg "[bugles blowing in the distance].jpg")
>>71797934
trump saying that means has has something called CROSS OVER APPEAL.
left-minded voters enjoy social freedom and trump's stance on trans people is VERY appealing for those people.
did you notice how trump is also being sympathetic to comrade sanders as of late? you know, "he keeps winning, but the system is rigged and he's still behind"?
that's CROSS OVER APPEAL. he's starting to recruit disenfranchised sanders supporters EARLY because he can see the writing on the wall.
his supporters are BY FAR the most loyal, so he can keep doing his thing with us. but trump is going for the BIG prize. he wants the landslide victory to be YUGE.
this mother fucker is so damn smart.
>>71797534
Hillary should be behind bars in the background with her supporters crying. It'd make a nice touch.
>>71798423
MAGA on my brother.
>>71798430
No, it isn't. Good thing Trump now has a simple majority, so your point doesn't work.
>>71798471
They can say "Shit" now. Pretty fucking crazy.
>>71798276
>Trying to astro-turf Cruz support on /pol/
>>71798464
>Or am I overlooking this and this is a plant to divide reddit?
It's also to divide us.
The
>keep posting anime in /pol/
confirms it.
>>71798430
If 65-70% are against him, why does he still have a majority?
Choke on a dick.
>>71798493
Thanks, I just wanted to hear an explanation, I had a rough day, then this shit with Cruz actually being more /pol/ than Trump bowled me over.
>>71798416
>he doesn't know that Bernie was the real plant all along and is just being used to drum up support to improve turnout in November
>>71798276
looks about right
>>71798416
>Is this even reality anymore?
No, it's obviously fake. Bernouts hate Shillary.
She spent more than $1 million to shame them across the web, including Reddit, remember?
>>71798557
based
>>71798455
I'm sure Manafort has a plan laid out for the Don on how to tackle the state. (And win over the bible fuckers so they don't give Rato a boost)
Plus he's probably also expecting more Rato meltdowns on and after the 26th to ruin his image even further.
>>71798464
We're in this next level meta-irony.
>>71798455
It's still a wedge issue, though.
Can you guys post some more dank trumps?
>>71798541
I think we may be overestimating their organization to make ourselves feel more important. I'd wager 60-70% of these "shills" are just shitposters.
>>71798505
Thanks, sis. You, too!
>>71798523
Trump likes to shout about how the system is rigged but allows him to get the majority of delegates with only 30% of the vote.
>>71798276
>supervisors
AHAHAHAHAHA! HOLY SHIT!
I needed the laugh.
>>71798493
America won't be made great with walls or trade deals, SJW's need to be rooted out and the corruption carved out.
Letting lefties run rings around you IS a big deal.
>>71798544
See pic.
>>71798555
>keep posting anime in /pol/
FUCK, didn't read that.
>>71798493
He knows what he is doing. He says the shit he says on purpose to get the left and the media to flip their shit. He's always been good at playing the media like a game. Even with the Chicago riots, he had to know that was going to happen. He basically exposed the violent left. He is a genius.
>>71798455
Latest Indiana polls have trump ahead by like 8-9 points, which is up from a few weeks ago when it was considered a tie.
He'll probably win Indiana and every state going forward now that Cruz is bleeding support from being Mathematically Elminated
A vote for Cruz is a vote for a Contested Convention and very few people really want that
Rats jumping ship from Rato fast
>>71798416
A million is chump change for Hillary - that's only 4 speeches.
>>71798557
Does he have 1237? Then he doesn't have a majority.
>>71798649
Go back to Applied Memetics, bring this picture and show Ted for me. Tell Heidi hello from me.
>>71798603
"more" rato meltdowns? When did he melt down?
>>71798617
i got (You) fampai
>>71798430
>When 65-70% of republicans vote against you
There have been plenty of cases in the past where, in a 3+ man race, the top candidate had less than 50% of the vote, but never was this argument used. Show how desperate you retards really are.
>>71798649
He was bitching about Colorado.
>>71798719
>Size of watermelons
He must wear a baggy pair of pants to hide those
>>71798731
He sure as fuck isn't mathematically eliminated, unlike wowcow.
Why the fuck are you here?
>>71798649
>30% is the majority in a field of 17
Keep trying Mr. 100% of the delegates with no votes cast.
>>71798668
I got news for you, once all the non-SJW bernouts vote Trump, the only dems left will be SJW's. And then we can defeat them.
>>71798222
>what are your deportation plans?
I want to increase border patrol to turn away the ones they catch, and increase ICE so we can have an agent embedded with drug and gang task forces. And we'll fast track the deportation of the ones we have in custody.
>what about mi Abuella who's been here 20 years.
Well, stuff like that we can take on a case by case basis. But we have to get the criminals out as fast as possible and build a wall so they can't just walk back in.
>but how are you going to deport 12 million people?
If you enforce the laws. Deport the ones you catch. Fine companies who hire them. Institute e-verify nationwide so they can't be hired. If they can't get jobs they'll go back on their own.
>yeah but how will you deport 12 million???
well...
>deportation squads?
Sure.
>ZOMG LITERALLY FUCKKNG HITLER!!!!
<months pass>
<Trump hams it up>
</pol/ pops popcorn)>
>the New York Times says they have audio suggesting Trump won't be as harsh on immigration as he's been saying
>HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE LIED TO SHITLORDS
Ammo
Old, but it's truly hilarious how Cruz can't stop fucking himself over even with a spotlight on him
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/apr/23/ted-cruz-under-fire-from-maine-governor-over-delegate-carve-up
>>71798630
>I'd wager 60-70% of these "shills" are just shitposters.
What gave it away, the anime part or "2nd Level Profanity?"
Literally no one on Earth talks like that.
>>71798715
The real test for the Don's team will be in Nebraska. If Rato is weak enough by then, the Don can run off with the state and then begin pulling off a series of double digit victories before wrapping it up on June 7th.
Is a Hillary/Romney ticket on the cards? A bold but perhaps necessary move if Hillary is serious about beating Trump methinks...
>>71797536
I figured. It's creepier than I thought. His supporters see him as some political Messiah that will save the country by turning it into a theocracy. As a Christian, I find it deplorable. Politics is downstream of culture. If the culture is degenerate, elected religious leaders won't change anything. Look at Latin America. Some countries have crucifixes in the courtrooms on front of the judge's stand but their cultures are degenerate as fuck. We're not elected America's pastor but a president. Giving Cruz money like he's some traveling evangelist is sick.
>>71798797
>wowcow
Stealing this.
Apparently high up party kingpins are pissed off that Trump hasn't built a good fundraising ring like how Romney did in 2012
This race will be a tough one
TRUMP TO MAKE MAJOR FOREIGN POLICY SPEECH AT THE NATIONAL PRESS CLUB ON WEDNESDAY.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/apr/22/donald-trump-give-foreign-policy-speech-national-p/
>>71798687
>FUCK, didn't read that.
Yeah, it's just the nignogs that have some mental retardation that causes them to foam at the mouth when they see 2D titties.
>>71798815
Gonna save this on an SD card and hide it well.
>mfw the GOP can unite against Trump but not the left nor Obama
>>71798847
No a Hillary/Jeb ticket is better
>>71798430
>>71798430
Going off the popular vote
>63% voted against Trump
>73% voted against Cruz (Bulk of his delegates and votes came from his home state)
>87% voted against Kasich (most of his votes &delegates came from his home state)
>>71798871
Oh, please, Wasserman-Shultz is on the same crap about Sanders not raising money for down-ballot Dem candidates.
These people are just assmad that no one likes their parties anymore and are just using them to elect effective non-party candidates.
>>71798505
can you draw a picture of cruz acting like a messiah and another one that is exactly the same except cruz looks like a demon so I can make a snazzy gif that says "the priesthood rises"
>>71798837
Hahaha I think we're all feeding the trolls too much. If we simply ignored the "shills" they would almost entirely cease; but we won't, so they won't.
>>71798839
I believe Trump can take Nebraska with the help of Manafort.
If Cruz doesn't decline, it'll be tough, but Cruz is already declining and I expect that to snowball as more people realize they'd just be voting for a contested convention.
FOX NEWS ALERT: ISIS SUSPECT REVEALS PLAN TO OPEN UP ROUTE FORM SYRIA TO U.S. THROUGH MEXICO
Jesus christ the shilling strong up in here.
They dont get how fucking stupid they look to us and keep trying.
MAGA
>>71798925
They're two sides of the same coin, anon.
Why would your right arm hinder your left?
>>71798983
Yeah I just ignore them now. The opposite of love is not hate, its indifference.
>>71798568
Trump cares about one thing. Do you have a job? If not, why not?
>>71798223
lol Trump is a loon if he thinks that
>>71798847
It would show she's dedicated to Obamacare,and subsequently make her unelectable.
>>71798993
(You)
>>71798276
This is a shop. And no, I'm not a shill, but the folks over at /r/the_Donald said it was a shop.
>>71798885
Kek, all the major networks are preempting broadcasting to cover it and King Nigger is pissed that no one gives a shit about him like that.
>>71798898
>it is currently impossible to bury your face in Iowa's massive resource bays
2D better come fucking quick, Donald!
>>71798735
Why I do not know who this "Applied Memetics" is friend.
>>71798748
He lost the last five elections in a landslide, 25% of republicans isn't enough to be the nominee.
>>71798757
Where he was outorganized by the grassroots movement.
>>71798799
Only a handful made any delegate headway, Ben Carson and his 6 delegates did nothing.
Ted Cruz is a self appointed Messiah:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNa5w9js48s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9JYj4jaA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp4lIvDIv-g
https://themarshallreport.wordpress.com/2016/01/12/cruz-and-his-seven-mountain-dominionism-is-not-in-my-bible-is-it-in-yours/
http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/why-christians-are-criticizing-ted-cruz-and-israel/
He's an opportunistic faggot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDnuWLuAbCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozMqBTMI9Y
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-primaries/276256-cruz-new-york-values-comment-came-from-trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-pwGx4vv2g (bribery?)
No moderate or independant will vote for this lunatic dominionist come November. Hillary will use this angle and stomp his dumbass:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN1IXDrXgV0
Creepy Cruz:
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460440845862.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459831491732.webm
TRUMP 2016! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
>>71797358
What a surprise, low IQ baby boomers getting fucked in the ass.
>>71798975
I could, but you'll have to remind me once I get my drawing roster down a bit okay? I want to do that for you, it sounds like a great idea!
>>71799031
It's one of the ancient statutes of 4chan to not feed the troll. There will always be a troll looking for (You)s just for the lols. Do not let them trololo you.
>>71799074
Sad!
>>71799126
You could turn pretty good profit by selling all those purple dildos on the black market.
>>71799126
I just noticed the typo in this picture and I am upset and too lazy to fix it.
>>71799030
I agree with Milo that the GOP are literal political cucks. They get off at the idea of the left ruining this country.
On my laptop currently so I can't make any Spurdo OC
But I managed to make this using my touchpad
r8 pls
>>71799126
Holy shit I'm dying. 10/10 edit
>>71798406
Trump is at the helm of a large yacht, cruiseliner or man of war ship. I originally liked the idea of a cruiseliner because trump would be wearing some of his chic 1920s style leisure wear.
The ship is surrounded by a terrible violent storm. Trump is steering the ship to a safe harbour in the distance.
On the ship are worried Americans. (Maybe the ship's name is the USS America). The Americans on the ship are terrified.
But with a strong strapping Trump at the helm, with a stern face, he comforts the worried passengers by telling them "Don't Worry, I'm at the helm (now)"
>>71798744
>Constantly complaining about the Don and everything he says or does
>Went to PA on the night of the NY primary and started insulting the state for not siding with his ugly ass
>Says he 'still has a path' to 1237' despite it being false
>Started shit with Hannity (Who is quite supportive of him) when a question about delegates came up
>Unironically compared himself to Bernie Sanders on being an 'outsider'
>Sent a desperate email to supporters that was basically one long list of bitching about how hard it is to run for president
>>71799184
It's very minimalist, anon.
Oh, did you see Trump making fun of your country today?
>>71799180
I think it's worse than that. I think they're all making money and that's all it is to them.
>>71799173
I didn't even notice until you said something senpai. Good edit though.
>>71797651
This. When you're old and/or have a lot of money, you are afraid of change. Old, wealthy people love Kasich and Cruz. Wealthy secular people like Kasich and wealthy evangelicals like Cruz. Working class vote for Trump because they are getting hurt by the system.
>>71799127
Dont tell that to me. Its the other anons here that answer them that should learn this ancient statute. Maybe its just shills replying to eachother? Sad!
I really can never believe there are actual non-ironic shills on here.
>>71799184
>On my laptop currently so I can't make any Spurdo OC
>But I managed to make this using my touchpad
fuck
forgot to attach file
r8 pls
>>71799173
hi dildio-ho, neighborino!
>>71799056
>it is currently impossible to bury your face in Iowa's massive resource bays
I want to explore Iowa's peaks and valleys.
>>71799209
>Sent a desperate email to supporters that was basically one long list of bitching about how hard it is to run for president
Kek, I remember that. Elizabeth Warren got a copy and posted it to Twitter and called him a pussy.
>tfw Trump always says I LOVE YOU, GO OUT AND VOTE ON TUESDAY at the end of rallies
>tfw it gives me energy to go about the day
>>71799209
Is there a meme character personifying the whiny little bitch el rato is?
>>71799259
Perhaps, it is one of their "perks"
>>71799270
Is Hillary's "million dollar comment correction" bullshit hitting imageboards as well? Or are they just targeting reddit, facebook, and other normie social media?
>>71799057
>what is New York
>two elections in four states = 5 elections
you're making it way too obvious that you're a shill
>>71799187
>>71799263
Thanks! Here is some meme potential in case anyone wanted it
>>71799190
You got it friend.
>>71799270
YOU KNOW NOT WHAT POWER WE WIELD
>>71799300
Gorgeous.
You see Trump make fun of your country today?
>>71799306
Trump will make it happen.
>>71797934
>1 supervisor's cock has been deposited into your mouth
>>71799300
Hopefully I get to fix my computer soon and am able to help with OC. Keep chuggin on pooloo
>>71799190
>Look at me
>I'm the captain now
>>71799300
Kek smiles gratefully upon your dubs, pooey, looey, and jewey
>>71799236
Sorry mate, forgot to attach file
Here's the OC >>71799300
Oh and a couple other anons told me about it
Just the regular H1B jesting right?
>>71799342
We think so, but shilling has been very minimal today.
Not that they haven't tried in the past...
>>71799266
>maybe it's just shills replying to each other
I would assume there is a great deal of that to create a false sense of division where there is no such strife. I believe that most of the pro-anime and anti-anime are trolls causing arguments.
>>71799318
Could be; all I know is that the gravy train is being derailed by the Trump Train and we're not going to allow such blatant Anti-American bullshit.
>>71799397
>You see Trump make fun of your country today?
I laughed so hard at that
>>71799350
Oh please, that was his home state. 70-80% of republicans know that Donald Trump should not be our nominee, because he loses to Hillary Clinton every time.
>>71798871
So they're mystified that Trump isn't taking time off from campaigning to shill for GOPe insiders that have been scheming to defeat him, and have been endorsing his opponents?
>>71799424
He said he heard about outsourcing, so he called customer service and he got a Pajeet, so he hung up.
Then he did an impression of the Pajeet, shit was hilarious.
>>71799306
I want to swab her poop deck
>>71799270
Believe it, there are "people" out there selling out America, the West, and the future of humanity for literal pennies an hour.
>>71799149
The bummer that's shaking hands with ratface can't even look him in the eyes.
Life of a cheesemissile.
>>71798837
What the fuck is a grassroots conservative? The term literally means nothing now. It's the Cruz response to everything... Grassroots grassroots grassroots. Makes my fucking blood boil every time someone in the Cruz campaign says that damn word. From what I understand, grassroots conservatives are entitled establishment pieces of shit who bully on behalf of Cruz.
>>71799456
Oh jesus christ that's horrifying.
Some, and that's like maybe 2-3 look like shitposts though. But most of the those are disturbing.
>>71799489
Reagan was doing worse in the polls before the general election. Also, I hate to break it to you, but the fact that New York is his home state doesn't magically invalidate it.
>>71799423
>>71799415
>>71799397
thx famalams
>>71799528
wew lad
gotta look that up
also is it possible to shoop a maga hat on him?>>71799300
>>71799487
>So I call, I call customer service, I say 'where are you from?', and he says something like 'DU, HELLO SIR, I AM FROM INDIA', so then I just hung up.
>>71799565
>grassroots
I don't even know what that term means. I just thought it was a buzzword from a old-as-fuck generation
>>71799535
>I want to swab her poop deck
Fine, I'll take the stern, and you take aft.
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>>71797169
Hannity is getting tired of Lyin' Ted's bullshit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tItyzR3zV78
>>71796672
lol this is exactly what I look like
>>71799037
30 second commercial has enough of an effect that advertisers will pay big bucks for it. But spending hours playing a murder simulator has zero effect. Gotcha.
>>71799565
""""""""grass roots""""""""" like the 4 billionaires bankrolling Cruz's 4 SuperPACs
>>71799578
>>71799632
It was like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggi9ydFaLAQ
>>71799565
>What the fuck is a grassroots conservative?
I swear I've heard "grassroots" more in the past year or two than I have in my fucking life.
It's like the term suddenly exploded into popularity.
